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diagonal-queen · 6 months

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hii! can i request hunting dogs with clumsy s/o?

Hunting Dogs with a clumsy S/O

♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura, Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: What are the Hunting Dogs like with an S/O who's clumsy?

♡ cw: Swearing, mentions of getting hurt/bumping into things/getting accidental cuts, mention of alcohol

note: It's been a while since I actually posted some proper writing. I genuinely do apologise you guys- there's not really any good excuse for me taking as long as I have. Long work hours and bad home life combined have me absolutely fuckin spent, but I know that's also the case for other writers who still manage to produce work on at least a semi-regular basis. I just wanna try and get on top of some of my reqs that've been gathering dust in my drafts lmao. Thank you guys for your support and I love you all <3 apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Fukuchi:

I'm gonna be so real with you right now bro literally doesn't care

Like he gives absolutely no fucks that you're clumsy. Fuck you could trip into one of his many barrels of alcohol and fully destroy it and he just wouldn't even be mad

He'd just help you up and be like 'ah you're so cute when you trip over and faceplant and destroy my stuff <33' (probably not that far from verbatim to be honest)

I genuinely don't know what else to tell you other than 'he doesn't care', because he doesn't. Any mess you make, he'll have it cleaned up. Any precious item you break, he'll just replace it.

His only real concern is you somehow hurting yourself, but even then he's not really that worried because he'll find some insanely talented doctor to fix you right up. It wouldn't be an inconvenience for him at all

(Fukuchi IS a sugar daddy and nobody except me has ever acknowledged it and it's lowkey bothering me like c'mon be so for fucking real guys)

All this being said, he probably wouldn't let you carry something extremely valuable like amenogozen (not like he would let you carry it anyway, but your clumsiness does contribute to his overprotectiveness of that stupid dumbass sword)

As always, he will get pissed if anyone else gives you a hard time for your clumsiness

Your whole dynamic is basically just Ozzie and Fizz lowkey

He really just lets you do your thing honestly, he doesn't care whether it's imperfect or whatever. If you're clumsy, then clumsiness is automatically cute tf

Jouno:

Jouno's like the total opposite of clumsy, literally every particle of his being is perfectly coordinated at all times

So he might be upset at first to learn that your motor skills aren't as up to scratch as his are.

You need to remind him that hey, how does he expect a regular ass person to measure up to a genetically modified super soldier? (which is a totally fair argument that even he doesn't rebut)

And after some consideration he's like 'okay fair' and tries to get used to your clumsiness. Keyword being 'tries'; he's not always perfect at tolerating it, but he's doing his best and that's what counts

If you're the kind of person who curses when you stub your toe (or god forbid that thing where you bump your hipbone on the corner of the table for some reason), he's totally cool with that. He's fully okay with swearing

He just doesn't really like when you randomly yell or cry out in pain really loudly/right near him because of the auditory overload

If you cry he will take the time to calm you down and kiss whatever part of your body you hurt better (pretends to hate it but absolutely doesn't)

Uses your clumsiness as an excuse to hold your hand when you guys go out together <3 he also likes feeling your pulse speed up when he touches you

Will randomly pull you in certain directions while you guys are out walking and when you're like 'why?' he'll be like 'you were about to walk into a pole sweetheart' then you turn back around and yeah he was right

Tecchou:

One of my favourite versions of Tecchou is aloof himbo Tecchou so that's what we're going with. Anyways he would be like '...just stop dropping things tf'

It doesn't take him that long to accept that fact that sometimes you're just clumsy without being able to control it and he probably shouldn't trust you with dangerous or fragile object

It probably secretly annoys him a bit at first but he doesn't wanna make you feel bad about

His attention quickly turns to prioritising your safety, so ultimately he doesn't really care

He's really strong so a lot of the time if you have to carry something heavy he just offers to carry it instead. Not only will he be saving you from back pain but he may also potentially be preventing your toes from being shattered under the weight of whatever you would have been carrying

Tecchou would want to cook for you to keep you away from all the kitchenware and appliances, but you don't let him because you know he'll whip up something absolutely abhorrent. Even if you sometimes get nicked with knives or touch hot pans, it's better than eating his food (sorry Tecchou)

He wouldn't want you to leave your place on your own if the weather is rainy or something because that means the pavement/ground is slippery (if you ask him to carry you the chance of him saying yes is surprisingly high actually)

If you ever bump into him, he'll act nonchalant about it but he would be blushing and sweating and shaking and panicking and screaming crying throwing up hyperventilating fanboying dying

Teruko (platonic):

Like most...general traits that a human could have, Teruko would probably make fun of you for it at first

Eventually her teasing would become more lighthearted and silly instead of genuine, but if anyone else tried to bully for you it it's on SIGHT

Teruko can be clumsy sometimes, but more often than not it's just harmless things like carrying a stack of documents and not making sure to secure it so that sheets of paper don't fly off the top

When it comes to her physical strength and combat everything she does is very intentional and coordinated. If you see her actively being clumsy she probably really does not care about what she's doing lol

She's the kind of person to do dart and knife throwing for fun but if you're even in close range of a blade she freaks out and worries that you're gonna fatally wound yourself somehow

If you do end up getting hurt she'll help fix up your injury, like cleaning wounds or bandaging you up or whatever, but she'll chide you about it the whole time (she's hiding the fact that she's secretly super concerned for you)

Absolutely has a phone recording of you tripping and eating shit and always threatens to send it to people unless you buy her food or something like that lmao

Unlike Jouno or Tecchou she's a little bit of a prick and doesn't warn you when you're about to bump into something and then laughs when you bump into said something

I mean she won't let you get hurt hurt but also seeing people get hurt is funny sometimes lmao

Tachihara:

Let's not pretend that this motherfucker isn't also a clumsy bastard

C'mon the two of you are constantly tripping over your own feet let alone each other's feet. You're an accidental chaotic dual MESS

I mean Tachihara is a little less clumsy than you, being a Hunting Dog and all, but if he's sleep-deprived or drunk or something like that he is a literal safety hazard. He definitely doesn't realise how much of a unit he is

As such, he doesn't really mind that you're also clumsy. If you drop things or whatever he doesn't get upset, just helps you pick/clean them up like the sweetheart he is

Also tries to catch you if you trip over (his success rate is improving steadily) but may also fall over in the process so you never really know

He uses his metal manipulation to keep you from getting hurt. If you're in the kitchen and you're about to drop a pot on the ground he catches it before it lands on your feet. Is he really your man if he doesn't use supernatural abilities to keep you from dropping shit

Pretty much every room in the house is stocked with bandaids just in case. You guys almost always have tons of matching ones, along with bruises and random little sores that you have no memory of attaining

Again, if you're the type of person who swears when you stub your toe, the absolute horrific vulgar language that comes out of Tachihara's mouth when he stubs his toe puts you to SHAME

You're as equally concerned for his wellbeing as he is for yours. You both take good care of each other's physical health where you can

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl

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obaewankenope · 11 months

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Thinking about stuff and doodling and I just had the thought that Muslim art, Celtic art, and Native American art often gets lumped together as being sort of... Uncultured? No, not that, overly simplistic in that way where someone looks at it and goes "I don't get the symbolism, ugh boring" and assumes the cultures and people who created this art (and still create it) are somehow less civilised than other groups/people (Romans vs Celts, for example, Western vs Islamic art, European vs Native American art etc) because the ways the art actually works isn't the same as the Majority Think Art Should Work.

Like, Celtic art is something I love and it's full of patterns, geometric, repeating, animalistic etc that a lot of the time, people don't get the meaning of. They'll look at it and just Not Understand why that design is circular, or where that particular repeating pattern originated and potentially why, and because of that, they just assume it's from some barbarian, uncivilised, savage people.

And this is the same sort of perspective that is all over historical perspectives of art from non-European, non-white spaces.

Islamic art is seen as simple and never measures up to the 'amazing' renaissance art (fuck you Boris Johnson and anyone who thinks like you) because it doesn't use actual people in its work (which meant geometry had to be a whole fucking level and meant the Islamic Golden Age was fucking Lit AF™).

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I mean, just LOOK at the complexity that has been HANDCRAFTED, CHISELED, INTO FUCKING STONE that you can see on MULTIPLE buildings. How the hell can any of that be uncivilised or 'lesser' to European art? It just- it just can't.

Celtic art is compared to contemporary Roman and Grecian art of the time by scholars and the general public who tend to perceive it as representative of a Simple Mindset and shit which, yeah no. Like, Roman and Grecian art is amazing, I totally agree, but like it's not "better" or more "Civilised" or whatever bullshit metric is used to measure how Worthy Of Being Respected scholars used to determine how Great™ a civilisation/culture was back in Ye Olden Days. I mean, ffs go and look at some of the AMAZING torques and brooches made by celtic artisans and tell me they're Simple. You're wrong. They're amazing.

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This is an 8th century brooch, the Tara Brooch, and is literally amazing. Just look at it! How tf can anyone ever think Celts were just simple or uncivilised or sth with art that fucking beautiful jfc.

And Native American artwork? Oh boy. The WHOLE colonialism and genocide of near enough an entire continent by European settlers and all that came after meant that anything non-European was automatically savage and lesser and needed to be Made To Look Civilised. So yeah, some of the most amazing artwork of Native American people's is just... From a European (art with people and fancy realism and all that shit, perspective) is just apparently less. Like wtf, you can see how historians and scholars for decades looked down on native American art as somehow lesser in the 'research' done on it.

When it's absolutely fucking AMAZING TOO.

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This is a totem pole. That shit gets hand carved, painted, and engraved ffs. How is ANY of that barbaric or representative of a supposedly lesser or savage culture and people? Fuck colonialism and it's bullshit effect on perception of people and art and history. Just fuck that shit.

Like, sure, in recent years there's definitely been a push to recognise that these types of art aren't lesser or uncivilised or whatever. And I appreciate that, greatly. But then I see some bullshit hot take by Boris Fucking Johnson or some other bigoted piece of shit gain traction for whatever reason and I R A G E.

Anyway. Love all art. It's amazing.

Art is universal human expression. Treasure it.

Sidenote: In my defence rn, I'm very under-caffeinated and limited on things I can do so research quality is definitely not as good as I'd like. If you have any info, advice, or additional links for further reading/learning about these amazing art types, add them in reblogs, message me, or throw an ask my way. I live to learn and be angry on main about indignities like bigotry. ~ Kat.

#Art #Artwork #Celtic art #Islamic art #Native American art #Art history #I just... I went off a little okay.

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4e7her · 1 year

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This can be a request or just an ask. Whatever your more up to.

Ok so you said yuujirou smells dangerous? How tf would leona take that? Like would he be like "you smell...artificial. it's creepy" or "I don't know if I want to fight you or not because it feels like you've been up to shit even though I know you haven't been up to shit" or would he just not care? Idk I've just been thinking about this

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ty for asking ive been wanting to think more abt this!!! pls feel free to ask more about his lore i have. so so so many thoughts.

but anyways. yuuji lore drop up time.

cw: human experimentation

it would definitely be leaning more onto the artificial side of things, but also because yuujirou is much more primal.

hybrids are artificial creatures where yuuji comes from, ones that have to be put together via experimentation and surgery, and have been as close to perfected as they can be. yuujirous mother, yuuri, was their first real successful hybrid - measured by the fact that she was sufficiently inhuman, more powerful, and still retained abilities to… copopulate.

so given that yuuri is a generation zero hybrid, a human turned panther, yuujirou is then a generation one and quite powerful because of it. he’s the closest to his animalistic side because he was both born into it and hasn’t had it dulled throughout his bloodline at all. his abilities are as strong as his mothers, without that sense of humanity to weaken it.

so, anyone with enhanced senses would be able to tell that he’s not entirely… natural. he has a slight smell of ozone when he gets angry, crackling and foreshadowing what might happen next. i believe some beastmen would definitely see him more as an eldritch horror.

but, beyond that, he’s more powerful than malleus, but he’s capable of hiding it. in fact, he’s almost ALWAYS hiding it, instinct from guarding the village he lived at before finding his way into twisted wonderland. he’s used to people being scared of him, and he sees no reason to make it worse. especially as a stealth predator.

he would rather have his strength sneak up on people, like he does, instead of showcasing it boldly. after all, why would he give people any time to prepare against him?

this also ties in with all these yanderes being attracted to him, though that’s not entirely thought out yet, and adds a twist of hilarity because none of these men can do anything to him. he’d just snap his fingers, slip into a rage, and fucking vaporize them.

and with his lack of humanity, both from growing up practically feral after escaping the facility and simply being born with that much relation to an actual animal, means that he’d have no regrets about it. if someone threatens him, or those he cares for, they really have no choice but to plead for their lives. not that it means anything to yuujirou <3

#aether's ocs #twisted wonderland #fanfiction #twst wonderland #twst #yandere #yandere content #fanfic #tw human experimentation #twst beastman oc #aether's requests

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alyjojo · 2 years

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June 🐬 2022 Monthly - Aquarius

Whole of your energy: 5 Wands

For some of you, this can be a literal conflict of some kind, a feeling of competition with other people. For others, this is a conflict in your own desires, going along with something for the sake of it but not really feeling the emotion behind why you’re doing this - type of energy. Death clarifies, something is coming to an end that you don’t necessarily want to end. Judgement shows up as the first card here, you could be conflicted whether something can be transformed into something better, brought back to life, or whether it needs to be ended for good. For some of you, a time of conflict itself is what’s coming to an end.

What’s going on in June:

Judgement:

This row is about fighting itself, conflict itself, you’re sick and tired of any conflict from any direction it’s been coming from, even if you have to nail up the coffin yourself. Enough is enough. Judgement repeats the back and forth pull between “can this get better?” or not. Can it be transformed or not? Are people going to wake tf up or not, and see ya 👋 You’ve had it, and are tending to really focus on the more negative sides of whatever this conflict is, but you’re stubbornly holding tight to your position. The Fool comes out sideways. You’re willing to take a leap of faith. You’re also willing to call that leap a reckless endeavor and forget it. It’s equal measure here, not one more than the other, and if anything, you do seem to be giving up hope that anything can change in this situation, that perhaps walking away and throwing in the towel is what is inevitable.

4 Wands:

This can be a home, buying a home, a stable relationship between two people, an energy of manifesting something stable in a relationship, or an energy of “coming home”. It’s relaxing and being with loved ones after starting down your path successfully, generally doing well and celebrating this before continuing on. This card is what you want, and can provide, but it’s precariously teetering on 3 Wands, a regression in energy, and Page of Pentacles. You’re waiting on an apology or some offer of friendship, some message of something, before you’re even thinking about any 4 Wands energy. 6 Wands and The Tower both come out here as opposing energies, and there’s an Aqua that’s dead set on either this happens and we head to victory and stability, overcoming whatever issues are present, or I will burn this Tower to the ground and begin again. 7 Wands at the bottom, you’re absolutely standing your ground 💯 While writing this all out this scene keeps playing in my head, just this same line from The Notebook, which I haven’t seen in…about half my life lol. Not the good stuff of course 😆, but when Noah says “You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.” I assume all random things apply, so take it how it resonates.

Page of Wands:

With 7 Cups rev clarifying, this can mean all sorts of things. You could have unrealistic passions that start and fizzle out. You could be speaking passionately from a place of illusion, chaos, and fuzzy emotions or an unclear reality. You could be acting on impulse because of any of these things, or at least talking about it. You’re going to do xyz, and no you’re not. Or someone else is. You could also be realizing you’ve been in that sort of energy with whatever conflict you’re going through, and you’re sick and tired of it, you’re taking a black & white stance on everything from here on out. I’m more inclined to believe you’re trying to get clear going forward, no matter what’s happened prior, because Knight of Pentacles follows and is very practical in nature, and The Hermit comes after this 7. You’d rather be alone than keep dealing with craziness, although for some of you this craziness is your own making. Or some of it. Your facing your own chaos, or that of others around you with The Hermit. Whatever your story, you’re realizing things have not been clear, and the goal is to get them that way. The energy of having “had enough” in you is so thick you could cut this tension with a knife. The Star & The Sun follow, with The World at the bottom. You’re ending this cycle no matter what it takes, and it can be transformed or it can end, you don’t seem to care which. You just want to be happy, your deepest hope is happiness, you’re tired of any conflict. Healing and moving towards happiness, I’m hearing “wanna come? Okay bye.” The major arcana energy in this row is powerful, along with Death and Judgement here, many of you are definitely going through spiritual awakenings.

Knight of Pentacles:

Day by day, you’re taking things one step at a time. Wheel of Fortune rev clarifies and 3 Pentacles rev is at the bottom, you could feel like the whole world is against you, or you have no one in your corner. Your meditation was of floating along a boat, at night, through a swamp of alligators, and that’s the feeling I’m getting from this row. Because I didn’t intend to mention it 🤷‍♀️ The Moon also appears with Queen of Swords, you’re cutting through the illusion, and anyone else you have to remove from your life that’s against you. Or threatening? The problem is, both in the meditation, and these cards, you don’t know exactly who that is, or the details of how they are, just that they exist and are around you. This can be true, or this can be a level of paranoia that surrounds you as well. Maybe both, you know your story. Whether real or not, you feel surrounded by people that want to harm you, or at least don’t support you, what a state to be in. With this Wheel rev, you could feel this is karmic, or Spirit is against you, you’re having a run of bad luck and can’t understand why. But you’re continuing on, day by day, practically moving forward no matter what’s thrown at you, or how slow progress is being made. There could be an apology here from an Emperor, someone in authority, and a loving gesture or good news that’s leading to a conversation between you, if nothing else.

Page of Swords:

Clarified by Ace of Swords, this is a conversation with whoever you’ve been in conflict with, a lot of messages between you, both informative and loving even, good news. Ace of Swords is cutting away the bullshit, and Queen of Swords at the bottom (you) further confirms that, especially being attached to The Moon here. You’re getting the full clarity you feel you need, or deserve, you’re cutting through what no longer serves you, or cutting it off altogether. What relationships these are aren’t really specified, could be different for everyone, but you’ve had it with this murky, paranoid MOON feeling. Truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God, or they’re cut off. It sounds scary or intimidating, but feels refreshing, at least to you.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Scorpio & Aries 💯 Pisces, Leo & Capricorn

Oracles: ✨

Plant silver columns of light around everyone who is negative. You will see the world get brighter.

Don’t worry about who loves you. Concentrate on the people you love.

We enter into June as:

Wolf of White Light 🌙

“There is a guide inside of us.”

Wolf of White Light comes to remind you that you must use your instinct, for it is what protects you. You are more aware of this than you realize. Your instinct is finely tuned and accurate, so why doubt it? He reminds us that focusing on past injustices will not prepare us for the present. Wolf of White Light warns that time spent in the past also leaves you defenseless in the future. Letting go of the old is signified, for if you do not, you may miss the opportunities that Spirit has planned for you. Wolf is the spirit guide that comes to lead you up the mountain you are about to climb. He only appears to those seeking a guide. Allow him to guide you, and follow your instincts. Remember that when the Wolf appears, it’s time to move on. He is a reminder that your journey is guided. With your eyes focused forward, the Wolf is waiting in the distance for you. Now is the time.

What is to be learned in June:

Cherry Heart 🍒

“When you accept yourself, you find love.”

Cherry Heart reminds us that we may not be accurately assessing ourselves. If you are drawn to Cherry, consider that perhaps you are being given signs to see, hear or feel a truth, but have yet to accept it. It is also a reminder that you may be distorting your reality in a self-defeating way. Short-changing ourselves is how we hold ourselves back. Cherry Heart is at the core an issue of self-acceptance and seeing miracles in everyday life. Cherry wishes to tell you that prosperity happens with acceptance. She invited you to see yourself as complete just as you are.

Red may be a lucky color ❤️

#aquarius tarot reading #aquarius monthly reading #June 2022 #Aquarius #tarot #monthly

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safesthavenoutsideofexistence · 6 days

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And I’m shaking cause my DNA swiftly changing. Omg. I use all of my insanity to keep me sane. We’re all insane anyway. The Universe is insane beyond astonishing measure. I’m super grateful only good things happen to me. And I don’t even have to do anything they’ll naturally happen on its own. Gaining your soul is to vibrate higher. Gaining my soul only makes me infinitely more and more vibrate higher. Super grateful I don’t have any limitations. Super grateful I’m energetically undefeated(chills). So grateful I speak the language of the Universe way more than 369. I’m the apex predator of the energetic world. I’m the apex predator of the ghost world. I’m the apex predator in the physical world. I’m the apex predator in the spiritual world. Reality always catches up to me. I’m the apex predator of optimism. My inner child feels more and more infinitely safer. My inner child sees more and more infinitely it’s safe for her to be(chills). I allow my inner child boundless imagination to take over reality, fulfilling her heart’s desires each and everytime. It’s a safe space for my inner child. I’m mindblowingly intelligent……….(profound chills). We’re all seeing the same thing but in our own wordings and sentences our own way of understanding reality. Okay. Intelligence+Imagination=GAMECHANGER. My intelligence and imagination are one(chills). My intelligence and imagination are married. My intelligence and imagination has one heart and soul. I reach heights that feels dizzying. First time I felt Zillionaire anxiety(chills). “Insanity” just means spiritual power. “Unhinged” just means spiritual power. I have the spiritual power of the Zillionaire version of me. I can’t even have any doubts about my magic cause shit works. The Zillionaire version of me is extremely aware(chills). Geez. Like Spiderman was scared of his powers at first then later he got to used to it🤤. Don’t worry I’ll be able to speak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’ll always be terrifyingly coherent.😏 it feels as if I’m talking in the subtext. I feel tangibly in the subtext. When I speak it and take action tangibly feels from the spiritual world like it’s so unbelievably tangible. I talk to their emotion with the excruciatingly utmostest spiritual intimacy(chills). It’s only up for me dude. I cannot be scared. Energy talk to my emotion with the excruciatingly utmostest spiritual intimacy(chills). Magic is insanity. I’m very magical beyond measure(chills). My self concept and my imagination are one (chills) YAYAYAYAYAAY I FINALLY GET TO SEE MYSELF. I’m rigged to not self sabotage myself. I effortlessly trust myself after one time. My energy captures the essence of what tf they were feeling that’s why I hit. White people lips AINT SHIT. I naturally believe my delusions. I validate my delusions. It’s real healing to validate myself. I always validate myself. I’m there for myself. I fight for myself. I have monstrous faith in myself. My self validation is the key. That’s why idgaf about other people’s validation. It’s as simple as being positive. I got this. It’s effortless being positive. The way I hit so hard can’t even be described in words it can only be felt(chills). 1603 is only here to remind me my family and I will never worry about money so idc what my mother tells me we do have money and my mother knows we have money however I won’t allow her mentioning money to bother me anymore or affect my emotions anymore. Whatever she says isn’t at all tied to what I think of my capabilities. A lot of spells I gotta cast to keep myself safe within wow…. Laika came straight from the Vortex(chills) OMG!!!!!! I REALLY AM RXCITED NFLSLSKSKSKASJSKAKSKSK LIKE I WANNA SEE WHAT ITS LIKE BYE!!!!!! LET LAIKA HURRY OVER AND RUSH TO ME MAKE IT INSANELY EFFORTLESS FOR HER TO SEE ME. THE MORE EXCITED I AM ABOUT MY DESIRES THE MORE UNBELIEVABLY FASTER IT COMES. I’m naturally rigged to enter portals that puts me at ease. They find worth in a version of me that’s truly happy. My magic translates. My magic and power translates everything into my favor. I self validate then evidence follow.

#vaunts

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raspberryconverse · 1 month

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I hate selling/giving things away on Facebook Marketplace.

People are so fucking flaky. I know I've experienced my own issues with sellers. No dimensions on furniture, no response, etc. But I always have my phone at arm's reach and have notifications on for Messenger. I respond quickly (unless I'm sleeping). If I have something to sell/give away, I want it TF out of my house ASAP, which is why I don't get why some sellers aren't like that.

But good lord, buyers can be just as bad.

Yesterday we got an inquiry on 2 pieces of furniture that we were offering to give away together (tried selling, but no takers, even after lowering the price). We were willing to give them away separately, but they happen to fit together so well that we listed them together in case someone else wanted to use them together like we did. We put measurements so people could make sure it fit their space and more importantly, fit in the vehicle. I know when I bought the table, it barely fit in my Prius, but I was able to make it work with some bungees. The hutch, however, did not fit in my car and I had to ask a friend with a minivan to help me.

The lady offered to come right away for the two pieces. And she did! Then she pulls up in an SUV. I knew right away she wasn't going to be able to take both pieces unless she made a second trip.

And I was right. The hutch was literally less than an inch too small to fit in the SUV. Like scraping the sides of the opening. So that was a no go. Not that I didn't, you know, put measurements in the listing or that she didn't measure the fucking SUV, but whatever. The table took some maneuvering, but we got it in. She said her husband would come today to get the hutch. She messaged me this morning and said he was coming at 10. I was not going to help this guy take it out in my fuzzy bathrobe with stars all over it, so I quickly got dressed in yesterday's clothes and started work for the day (and by started work, I mean replied to the daily status email and played my stupid match-3 game because I don't want to work on these email templates I need to build for May).

By nearly 11, he wasn't there, so I messaged her again. Apparently he couldn't get the vehicle this morning, so he was going to come at 1. I got distracted by a fic, so I ended up hopping in the shower at like 12:20 so that I can be in real clothes (sweatpants and a clean-ish tshirt) for when he arrives.

At 1:25, I message her again for an update. She just go back to me and he's still waiting on the vehicle.

I have to go to the dentist at 4:30. Spouse is really busy with work today (like "Don't bother me today" busy).

I want to scream because this lady was so quick to get the table and now I've been waiting all fucking day for her husband to get the hutch. If he doesn't come tonight, we're putting it out in the alley. And tomorrow is garbage day.

I don't have time for this shit.

#take my shit #it's fucking free #and i want it out of my house #facebook marketplace

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welcometomybraincomics · 1 year

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TFA Gale Force

[Note that all of my tf content is a blend of different canons and fanfiction. TFA is the primary inspiration, but some of the history specifics are... smudged bc I was kicking around MTMTE content and fanfiction that went ham on world building at the time]

◦ Gale Force- former meteorologist ◦ Alt mode- ceilometer (a device for measuring and recording the height of clouds, cloud ceilings, and cloud bases; useful in air travel Because it affects visibility, it determines whether pilots can use Visual Flight Rules (VFR) or must follow Instrument Flight Rules (IFR) instead) there's no reason for that instrument to be sentient, but whatever ◦ Flies using paragliders, hang gliders, and kites (sometimes), and is working on some kind of approximation of turbine-less wings to fly with (flying ideas based off of Cybertronian fauna) ◦ Makes all his kites and gliders from scratch, knitting the mesh that catches the wind from recycled scrap if he has to (which he does when he has to make a new glider among the Decepticons) ◦ Cheery exterior belies his frustrations and the barely restrained urge to punch you in the face ◦ Currently lives with two Decepticon brothers as their pet tag along ( they found him in the wilderness, where they mistook him for a wild animal).

◦ Observes: watched the skies, winds, and people; not much of a talker, but when he does speak, it’s always politely with a sweet smile and a kind voice even if he’s calling you a mother fucking maggot with legs and beating you into the ground with a stick (behavioral glitch; he doesn't talk as much as he could specifically bc he can't change his vocal tone or facial expression when he speaks) ◦ Tries to be optimistic ◦ His constant smiling kind of creeps people out, especially among the Decepticons (part of the glitch) ◦ Used to be part of an anti-Autobot organization (as of yet unamed) due to being treated as subhuman for his size and altmode (he is v smol). While on a mission for this organization, the transport vessel he was riding in crashlanded, leaving him in a state more primed for survival than societal interaction. ◦ Durring his time with Autobots, he was under the dubious employ of a well repected mech who used his underworld contacts to get what he wanted. This caused Gale to have contacts in the underworld when he managed to escape his employer (whether he escapes through murdering the mech or taking the oportunity to run is up in the air) ◦ After that, Gale was always distrustful of other bots, especially those of high authority. There are other bots with similar experiences, which lead to the anti-Autobot group mentioned before

◦ Flier friends: Skyflare and Blackbolt ◦ Medic friend: Blowout ◦ Found the injured trine member of Skyflare and Blackbolt before he met any other Decepticons and defending him is got him marked as a Decepticon sympathizer because he saw Raindance (trine member) as a person, rather than an enemy (tried to help Raindance heal knowing that Autobot command (in the area) were giant dicks and didn’t treat a lot of bots like well. He had lots of experience with them shooting him out of the sky, knowing he wasn't a con, and laughing at his misery when he trudged back from his crash landing)

#Gale Force #transformers oc #creative writing

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monismochi · 1 year

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I hope everyone knows I'm in my winning era

Bc bangtan talking about other artists

-other artists talking about them despite toxic army

-bangtan WORKING with other artists

-jungkook going live without permission bc he literally was like "what are they going to do, fire me?" And then going live again the next day.

-Jimin going live

-weverse subs being up in under 24 hours, and some other artists finally starting to get subs (istg I'll never forgive hybe for releasing an app that clearly wasn't ready for its primary purpose bc HELLO.??? ) on there lives.

-bangtan literally just doing whatever tf they want both in their personal and professional lives bc I'm genuinely so tired of them being idols when it's clear they're tired of it

(Idols are amazing. I love idols ok, there's a reason I adore kpop above most western media. but it's definitely not a long term thing anybody can or should try to achieve to maintain their health and sanity. Because it's unrealistic and there's a reason so many groups break up, members take large menta/physicall health hiatus', or extreme measures taken to keep said idols on their tight schedules without concerns for their well-being. So yeah. Breaks are good. And there's a point where they should be allowed to just be artists and the illusion of perfection be allowed to slip)

All this to say

This is a Good time to be stanning our faves

#also definitely here for all the groups taking their labels to court #bc good for fcking them. im so proud of them standing up to help themselves and make a difference #bc it empowers other groups and idols to follow suit #at no point should any of them be abused or taken advantage of to be an idoll #being an idol is hard yes. and they need ti work hard. but that doesnt mean their basic needs shouldnt be met under any circumstance #kpop #bts #idols #bts army

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spqromani · 2 years

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The Void Century

SPOILER ALERT!!!! do not read this if you are not caught up to date with the manga

I'm terrible at gatekeeping information. Or understanding them. This is kind of a 'checklist' of things I'm looking forward to see uncovered/explained in depth.

1. What was the Great Kingdom's deal?

Like, were they evil tyrants or something like that? Did they hold power over several nations just like the WGOVT does?

2. Why did 20 kingdoms unite to tear it down?

Doflamingo uncovers at the beginining of the Dressrosa Arc, that an alliance of 20 kingdoms was made to face against the Great Kingdom during The Void Century. What was their common goal? What united these 20 kingdoms to go against it?

3. Who created and used the Ancestral Weapons?

We are aware that Poseidon is an actual living breathing person who was the princess of a country, so I wonder if she used her powers during the war against or at favor of the Great Kingdom. However, the other two weapons were most definitely created by someone. Did the Great Kingdom create them or was it a joint effort of the 20 kingdoms?

4. What part did Shandora and Wano take on the war?

It seems that Shandora and Wano are the most ancient civilizations in One Piece, along with the Minks, but we are already that the Minks are aligned to Wano through the Kozukis. What I want to find out is if Shandora was allied to the Great Kingdom and what exactly was Wano participation in the war of the Lost Century.

5. Why did Wano close its borders after the war?

6. Why did Wano deliver poneglyphs around the world?

I understand Fishman Island's Joy Boy poneglyph, it was probably delivered by him himself or sent there under his command. And the Minks' Road Poneglyph because of their alliance with the Kozukis. But why did Alabasta and Shandora receive them as well?

7. Why the hell did Alabasta refuse to move to Mariejois? Pure principles? They were never a family of assholes?

This is really intriguing for me. Doflamingo states that the royal families of the 20 kingdoms, that won the war against The Great Kingsom, all agreed to move to Mariejois, the Holy Land, situated on top of the Red Line. All, except for one - The Nefertaris of Alabasta. That means that whatever reason united the 20 kingdoms to fight together was probably a big picture kind of thing. They weren't all best friends jealoud of the Great Kingdom.

8. WTF is Uranus, man?

One of the poneglyphs in Wano better have an explanation about Uranus because I am running out of tolerance time to receive info about these weapons. And it must the most dangerous one out of the three, otherwise why hide it for so long?

9. Why TF did Toki have to travel to the future to find a way to enter Wano?

Oden says during his flashback that he found out, upon arriving at Laugh Tale, that Wano was open to the rest of the world during The Void Century. And if Toki came from 800 years ago, that means she lived during the time Wano was open to the outside world, why was she not able to enter the country then? Why did she travel in time with a mission of getting there?

10. Why the hell did Ohara have one as well?

One poneglyph, I mean. I just remembered that.

11. Where the hell or who the hell has the last Road Poneglyph?

12. Does Pluton still exist? Is it hidden?

I was confronted by a random fellow fan saying this. For years, I always thought the Water 7's shipwrights were the ones who had the blueprints to build Pluton. But apparently, they actually have a counter measure one, to build in case of the actual thing being revived? And Crocodile was looking for the actual thing? Like, it was never destroyed and just hidden away? And apparently the poneglyph in Alabasta had the location of it? I don't know, tbh. I'm confusion.

ANSWER: (ONEPIECE #1053) Tengu, the old man who took care of O-Tama, is revealed to be Kozuki Sukiyaki, Oden's father. Robin asks him where is Pluton, affirming that the Poneglyph in Alabasta said it was located in Wano, after all, and Sukiyaki answers that it is there! :) (23/07/22)

13. WTF is up with Tequila Wolf?

That's the bridge Nico Robin was warped to by Kuma after Sabaody. Apparently, it has been under construction for at least 700 years. That means the Celestial Dragons themselves must have ordered the construction of this bridge right after the formation of the WGOVT. It's located in the East Blue, also. May be an important info.

14. The Will of the D.

15. Do the "D." people have anything to do with the Great Kingdom?

Some people say the D. might have been the royal family of the Great Kingdom. If yes, then what family? The Monkey D.s? The Gol D.s? The Trafalgar D.s? The Marshall D.s? What D. family! There are several of them!

16. Also, they are supposed to be the Celestial Dragons's "natural enemy", what the hell does that mean?

17. What stopped Joy Boy from fulfilling his promise?

Anyways I would love a one piece "appendix" kind of book - like, One Piece World 101 for Dummies

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volleychumps · 3 years

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Reacting to Puppy Dog Eyes w/ Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, and Sakusa

- oh lord please don’t do this to them, you’re gonna make them act tf up

Warning(s): none

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Akaashi Keiji

- “What?” “Y/N, order an actual meal before you get dessert.”

- Sends you an even stare as you lift your head up from the menu with an innocent expression, tilting your head as if you don’t know what he’s talking about

- “What makes you say-” “You’re on the wrong page.”

- Sighs as you physically deflate, shoulders sinking downwards as a pout begins to form on your lips

- “But I’m not even that hungry-” “If you eat sugar on an empty stomach then it’s going to hurt later.”

- the mother in him really jumped out I see

- watches as you dejectedly look down at the menu, puffing your cheeks out before the waiter approaches the table, and he sighs but still expects you to pick something out

- so when he’s about to order for the two of you, you decide to bring out the secret weapon

- “Yes, one tonkatsu ramen and-” as he closes his menu, lifting his eyes from the page before stilling in place

- your eyes were watering a little bit, looking at him in a begging gesture with a please? glint in your pupils before he pinches the bridge of his nose with a sigh

- “Sir?” “....and a parfait with macarons please.”

- narrows his eyes at you as your back straightens, smile growing on your face before you pick up his hand resting on the table once the waiter leaves

- “Don’t be mad....Keiji?”

- is literally taking a moment to steady his breathing from the twinge in his chest, absolutely hating seeing you sad

- “Just give me a minute...we’ll share each dish, okay? Make sure to eat some of the hot food too.” he reasons, and your eyes brighten as one side of his lips tilt slightly upwards

- “You’re whipped.” As you kiss his knuckle playfully, and he rolls his eyes with the smallest of smiles, moving his hand to stroke your cheek gently before pinching it lightly, causing you to whine

- “I can’t believe you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger, love.”

Iwaizumi Hajime

- You don’t use it on him often because he doesn’t like other people seeing the look you give him because he’s a protective boi

- At least until you have to take drastic measures

- “Those things are rigged, Y/N.” He’s leaning against the brick wall next to the stall as you fiddle with the darts in your hand, an adorable look on your face as Iwa watches you enjoy yourself

- “It is not!” Iwa waves off the guy running the booth, more interested to see how you’ll do in the game as he shoves his hands in his pockets

- so when you lose by just a few targets, he can see the defeatedness in your stance before your eyes flit over to the really big polar bear plushie you were aiming for

- holds back his snort before you look over at him with the eyes that make his breath catch in his throat, and Iwa glares at you immediately with a heat forming in his cheeks

- “Do you need help, miss?” “Hm? Uh...”

- but he’s already walking over, lightly shoving the man’s hand who was running the booth off your shoulder with a competitive aura around him

- “Give me darts.” his tone drops to a deadly one, one half of him pissed off that this guy had the nerve to touch you in front of him while the other half of him needs to wipe that look out your eyes

- so in fifteen seconds he’s hit all six darts dead in the center, having unleashed all the angered determination inside of him before lazily pointing to the prize on the top shelf

- sends one last glare to the guy before giving you the bear, plopping it over your face as he strolls past you with a pink tint to his cheeks

- “Here. Now stop pouting.” “You didn’t have to...”

- Spins on his heel with a scoff, and you blink up at him innocently with your new plushie hugged to your chest as you hide your smile in the softness

- “I didn’t have to? Really?” Is about to dig into you for making him feel guilty for absolutely no reason before you kiss his cheek, diminishing his resolve as Iwa’s voice falters

- brings a hand to his neck as you hold your plushie with one arm, tugging on his sleeve so he could lead the way with the tips of his ears pink

- “Thank you!” “Yeah yeah...just don’t do that, will you?”

Tsukishima Kei

- “No.” “What? I didn’t even say anything!”

- 100% the one to pretend to be the least effected by it

- Narrows his eyes slightly as an innocent smile graces your features, and he lets go of your hand to stand in front of you with his arms crossed

- “Whatever you’re thinking, no.” as he thumbs your forehead, and you whine a little bit before blinking up innocently

- he braces himself lmfao oh shit here it comes

- “Tsukki...can we ride the ferris wheel?”

- how you gonna be that tall and not like heights make it make sense

- stiffens immediately as your eyes lilt downwards sadly, but his gaze remains unaffected as he scoffs, rolling his eyes as you visibly wilt

- “Come on, loser.” as he tugs you towards the ticket booth, and you perk up before a teasing tone emerges in your voice “Where are we going?”

- “The fucking zoo.” “Tsukki!”

- ignores you as he purchases the tickets, pretending not to see your sad reaction to his sarcasm before gently pushing you a long

- “I’m gonna regret this.” He mumbles once you’re both seated, and you bounce up and down in your seat excitedly as he rests his palm against his mouth, hazel eyes staring at you seriously

- Looks away when you look over at him, and you slip into the seat next to him as he warns you that it’s dangerous

- “Hold my hand?” “You’re the one who wanted to do this.”

- Still allows you to hold his hand anyways as the carriage lifts into the sky, and you lean your head on his shoulder

- Glances down at you with a warmth in his chest before flicking the side of your head

- “What was that for-?!” “Shut up.”

- gently kisses the spot where he flicked quickly, going back to staring out the window as he holds your hand just a little bit tighter

- Fuck. He was too in deep.

Sakusa Kiyoomi

- Get ready to be bluntly rejected to your face lmfao

- “Don’t you like being clean?” “That doesn’t mean I want to wear a damn face mask.”

- You puff your cheeks out, crossing your arms as Sakusa meets you with an even stare, wearing grey sweatpants and a fitted black shirt as his hoodie draped loosely over your figure

- The rare nights when Sakusa was home on time he’d always come back to find one of his articles of clothing gone awh

- “Please?” You tilt your head slightly, casting him a puppy dog stare before Sakusa actually scoffs, shaking his head no as you sigh defeatedly

- “Fine. I’m gonna take a shower, you should reheat dinner if you’re hungry.” You say, fighting to keep the sad out of your voice as Sakusa watches you stalk off with a pout to the bathroom

- Stares after you for a second before sighing deeply, tilting his head back with a hand on his forehead knowing damn well what was about to happen

- so imagine your surprise when you emerge, towel tightly wrapped around your body to see Sakusa holding an opened face mask away from his body by the edge like it was the most horrid thing on earth

- “Kiyoomi?” “Shit-!”

- almost drops it as he looks up at you, irritation evident on his face as you realize what he was trying to do before perking up and walking over to him

- flinches when you softly sit him down, gently applying the facemask to his skin with a smile

- “You didn’t have to, you know.” “Well when you look so damn sad all the time do I really have a choice?”

- “Hey.” “What?”

- His snappy tone is diminished as you finish applying the mask, leaning downwards to cup his face through the moist cloth before kissing him lovingly, to which he responds by wrapping an arm around your waist to tug you closer

- “Kiyoomi, do you want to apply mine?” “Seriously? There’s nothing else you want to do right now?”

- Deadpans you as he tugs you onto his lap, unamused as you giggle, shaking your head no

- “Nope. We have to wait fifteen minutes anyway.” “But-”

- “Fifteen minutes, Kiyoomi.”

- Rolls his eyes, kissing you deeply as you giggle into the kiss, feeling the moisture of his mask as his eyes seem to darken

- “Trust me, there’s a lot I can do in fifteen minutes. Now come here, get your damn mask on.”

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rrasado · 3 years

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Hello Rras-san, if you have a free time, can you please do a TW headcannon request. Please do a headcannon of the dorm leaders meeting GN! MC’s mother, who is similar to Lady Dimitrescu, with the towering height and glowing eyes. I’m curious about what’s their reaction. Thank you and stay safe.

Meet the Mother

I’m also praying for them at this point dkdndj ive only ever seen Lady Dimitrescue in like clips and tiktoks but I know fully well she’d slice me in half.

When they meet your mom

As someone who also has an intimidating mother, he’d likely be less as shaken as the other dorm leaders dkdn. He really has to look up just to meet her gaze and when he does well..he wasn’t sure what the safest option should be

It’s more on how he meets her in my opinion, if it was planned and on purpose then a little mental pep talk would save him BUT, once he comes face to face with her. Boy would he feel tiny. Like an ant or a door mouse I suppose

“I-it’s a pleasure to meet you madam”

Would momentarily forget how to speak given the sudden chill Riddle would feel once his simple gaze locks with glowing orbs but hey he’ll get used to it djdjd

Knowing how much moms can be scary, he’d makes sure to watch what he says with Mc’s mother regardless. Even if she does offer a cup of tea to the redhead.

Leona can easily go both ways but both routes end up with him just- immediately straightening up his posture because hand to god his already tall stature isn’t enough to measure up with MC’s mother.

Oddly enough, the initial fear and intimidation becomes subtly respect and admiration. Unlike in his home where beast women were revered for their strength. Your mom was normal in biology yet..has twice the effect

“Your mom...?. Nice to meet you I guess..”

Don’t take his reluctancy to answer as hesitance, as a beast one should survey their situation, he’s just testing the water and how much exactly he can dip. More so when his senses all seek to hyphen when your mother looks at him with that killing gaze of hers.

Suffice it to say Leona is the second to take it calmly, you’ll know who’s the first later on dkdn. Tho it would explain to him why you yourself have little to no fear in this school.

Azul, is on the caught off guard side, more specifically- he thought and normal height was exclusive to fae and merfolk so hoW TF- please excuse his sudden faltering he needs time to process.

His first instinct is well, treat her like how he treats the tweels...if the tweels were women and stand at an astonishing 9ft height-

“My my it’s quite the prestige to meet you Madam~”

Behind that cover up of an introduction is an irked octo who feels like a guppy and would rather sink in his octopot. He’ll do what he does best and make do with the situation, perhaps he can use this opportunity to his advantage who knows..

What he does know is that, fear and bigger people aren’t only from the depths. Literally.

Kalim Kalim tut tut tut our dear sunshine please calm down- he likely has a habit of, always meeting someone in eye contact, but the one time he regrets this is when he meets gazes with your mom.

When he looked it felt like he was pulled out or something? He’d never admit it but it was like when he was staring at Jamil during his overblot. Except in this case it’s well...normal. And not of danger?

“Nice to meet you! Would you like anything?”

He’ll use his hospitality to make up for whatever initial slip up he’s made so far. There’s something about your mother that makes him wanna..be decent to at the very least. He has good Intuition when the situation calls for it and this was one of those times.

By the end of the day he’ll compliment your mother for the powerful aura she gives off. To which it’s met with an all knowing smile.

Vil, we all know he’s an actor, someone who’s been in the entertainment industry for so long. Which by extension means he’s seen his fair share of extreme things.

But a behemoth woman wasn’t one of them, especially one without effects nor magic nor special blood whatsoever- no no darling he isn’t scared maybe shaken but he uses his skills to put on the charm and try deflecting your mother’s naturally intimidating aura with a charismatic smile.

“It’s quite the honor to meet your presence Miss.”

A dash of charm here and there and you got the two getting along nicely, Vil even using his vast knowledge of beauty cosmetics and ways to intricately form viable compliments to your mother to which she finds amusing.

But when your mother leaves you’ll Shiite literally see him stopping to catch a breathe, it seems keeping up charisma also takes toll on the star. He’ll admit..now he knows here your beauty comes from. But that’s what he hears from rook anyways..

Idia for some reason I’d feel like. He is fuming on the spot not out of fear but more on admiration cause, as common as tall people are in his family assuming his height is from genes. It’s rare to find tall people in the norm.

She really does remind him of a lot of characters from franchises he follows. But his anxiety knows better than to start rambling about the comparison to your ever glowering mother

“H-hi- great seven I c-can’t-“

You’ll have to ease him of his nerves, he really doesn’t know how to handle the feeling because he really is torn between that anxiety and admiration. Better idea to also bring Ortho along if he does meet your mother.

He is tall as well but he still needs to look up and try not to collapse from the glowing gaze and ever amused smirk on your mom’s face. It feels like he’s being looked down on which he literally is but he also doesn’t wanna just run away out of fear of disrespecting her.

Ahhh yes, the unbothered one, well to be specific the “curious” one. MC are you sure you are not part fae or your family having history of one? How peculiar...

In short malleus is the best person to introduce your mother with given how normal he treats her to which your mother finds nice for a change of pace, yes she may still have to look down a bit to meet his gaze but honestly I think malleus has the capacity to make himself taller if it’ll make your mother more comfortable.

“I presume this is much better for us Miss”

A true gentleman through and through. The only reason he isn’t as fazed as the others is because of how much he’s already seen through his lifetime. But still that is not to say your mother is a norm oh no no no far from it in his book.

After all that gaze of hers wasn’t something normal even for him. Perhaps the nice chat you’ll all share will clear things up? Maybe so.

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tommybaholland · 3 years

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bnha boys as viral tiktok sounds + their reaction

featuring: bakugo, kirishima, kaminari, amajiki and dabi

bakugo swearing, mentions of titties, dabi gets suggestive. you know, the usual. enjoy!

bakugo

physical embodiment of ‘how big are those titties bitch?! hurry up, i’m getting weird stares!’

you have him listen to the sound and you’re like ‘this u?’

“WHAT?? i sound nothing like THAT, you IDIOT”

“and DONT ask me to make one of those stupid videos”

and of course you ask him and at first he’s pretty resistant to the idea

but he could never resist for long

“OKAY FINE, IDIOT. just tell me what to do.”

you tell him what he should do and start the video

you make him hold up a tape measure and everything like you had seen in other videos

he seems to get into it and playfully shakes you by the shoulders while yelling the last line, making you laugh

“there. now stop bothering me and you better NOT post that anywhere.”

“thank you, katsuki,” pressing a kiss to his cheek, making him go red

“yeah, whatever.”

you’re already thinking about how you can convince him to let you post it >:))

he finally lets you post it but only lets you keep public for one (1) day

but thats long enough to get everyone’s attention

kirishima actually notifies him of the popularity and even turns baku’s attention to the comments

“dude, everyone thinks you’re so cool! and even some people are...well..”

amongst the simp comments, he becomes livid over the one that are like, “so...how big are their titties??👀”

and it doesn’t bother you because people will just say whatever they want on the internet

but he feels like he at least needs to reaffirm something

“i dont care how big your... titties are. they’re big enough and i love you just the way you are.”

then he grabs you and pulls you closer to him and starts attacking your neck with kisses

“now put that shit on private or i will reign hellFIRE on all those IDIOTS”

kirishima

definitely that one that goes ‘*sigh* i love you *kiss kiss kiss kiss* you set my soul on fire’

he’s familiar and comfortable with tiktok so you decide to surprise him with the sound that makes you think of him

“what do you want me to do, pebble?” he asks curiously, holding you in his lap as you set up your phone

“nothing. just be your cute and manly self. ready?”

you start the video and look him right in the eyes as you sigh and say, “i love you” before leaning in to make him think your lips are gonna touch his

but then you quickly change direction and press multiple kisses to his cheek on the kissing part, making him giggle loudly and hug you close to him

you look back into his bright eyes while speaking the last line and he sees an opportunity to caress your cheeks to pull you in for a passionate kiss at the last second

and the camera catches ALL of it

he thinks it’s super cute and encourages you post it

you’re not one to flaunt your relationship on social media but you do it thinking it’s not going to get much attention anyway

but it blows tF UP

it gets to almost 1M views and 400k likes in just two days

even though you made the tiktok, all the comments are about your boyfriends cute ass reaction like “oh to be them 😔” “the WAY that he looked at them and kissed them like😭” “if my boyfriend doesn’t do this then i don’t want him”

you show him how much attention he’s getting like, “wow kiri, they love you!”

and he gets all modest like, “i think they love you too because you’re my cute little pebble! now give your boulder a kiss..”

is totally down to make more tiktoks with you anytime <3

kaminari

this is not denki slander but

‘you don’t have a thought behind those eyes, do you? sweet boy’

he’s actually the one that brings it up and shows you immediately when he hears the sound

he’ll be like, “is this what you think of me?”

and he’s joking but you know he can be self-deprecating sometimes

“of course not, babe...well, sometimes. only when you’ve short circuited.”

he appreciates your honesty but still looks kinda sad about it

you get closer, and caress the sides of his head to make him look at you

“you are a sweet boy, though. you’re my sweet boy.” and then you make him giggle by giving him eskimo kisses

he wants you to film a video with the sound while his brain is fried

at first you’re like, “are you sure?”

and he says he wants to keep it to remind him how great you are when you’re not around

he’s too cute so you agree

he makes himself short circuit pretty easily and without using his quirk by reading one of momo’s books with a lot of large, confusing words in it

you start the video and look him in the eyes to say the first part while holding his face

on the ‘sweet boy’ part you pull him to rest his head on your shoulder while your stroke his hair carefully

after you stop the video and he calms down he watches it and thinks it’s cute that you continue to hold him even though he emits small waves of electricity that can shock you

“you’re the best s/o, you know that? i love you so much, my wonderful buzzy babe.” and he hugs you real tight

you offer to let him post it if he wants

“no way, this is too special to share with anyone else.”

he is such a sweet boy >.<

amajiki

thought about this one long and hard bc there’s honestly nothing cuter than this shy boi

but ultimately

‘you’re my honey bunch sugar plum pumpy-umpy-umpkin you’re my sweetie pie’

he doesn’t understand why you associate him with it when you show him

“because you’re so cute and precious, especially when you get all nervous and shy”

he disagrees, “no, bunny, i think you’re the cute and precious one here.”

easily starts a ‘no you’re cuter’ war between you two

but then he suddenly gets really nervous

“you’re, you’re uh, not gonna post a video about me, are you?”

you’re like, ‘of course not’ but that doesn’t stop you from singing the song to him everytime hes being a cutie

which is like, everyday

and he thinks it’s equally embarrassing

“bunny, please. i, i know you love that song, but i want to be cool.”

he just doesn’t get it

“but you’re both cool and cute, tamaki. the duality of you is one of the many reasons why i love you so much. i may be cute but i could never be as cool as you.”

he’s so red in the face but he has to take the chance to kiss you with everything he has

because if he can’t say it at first, he just feels it and does it

“i love you so much, too, bunny. and you’re cute and so many other w-wonderful things. please never forget that.”

in conclusion *exhales* i love tamaki amajiki

dabi

two words: simp scream

you know what i’m talking about

that’s the only sound i think about when i see this man

it’s either this or the one that’s like ‘sometimes bad things happen to people with nice tits’

but anyway so...simp scream

one time you decided to make a tiktok with that sound while you two were getting ready for bed

you’re just lying there, all innocent, and start filming right before he pulls his shirt off

he turns over to you with your phone propped up on your stomach

smirks once he realizes you’re filming and walks over to you as the ‘WOW w o w’ part plays

you’re able to catch all of it before he gets on top of you, hovering above with a devilish smirk still present on his marred face

your phone falls against your stomach when he pins your hands down to the mattress

“what do you think you’re doing, hm princess?”

and before you answer he’s already leaning down to kiss and nip at your neck

you giggle as you reply, “nothing...just admiring my favorite burnt boy”

“well,” he lifts his head back up but remains close to your face, speaking seductively

“if you wanted to make a video with me, babydoll,” he kisses your lips slowly

“all you had to do was ask...”

[the rest of this headcanon was redacted bc mans too hot]

how we feeling on this lovely bnha night?? send all your desires and requests..

#mha x reader #bnha x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo headcanon #kirishima x reader #kirishima headcanon #kaminari x reader #kaminari headcanon #amajiki x reader #amajiki headcanon #amajiki fluff #kaminari fluff #kirishima fluff #bakugo fluff #dabi x reader #dabi headcanon #tommybaholland

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angrelysimpping · 2 years

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What got you into dol?

Was h0rny and looking for a game I played a few hours of like, 8 ish years ago (it was Trials in Tainted Space). Found DoL insted and gave it a go. Ended up playing for 8 hrs straight. Game kept crashing on my phone so I downloaded it onto my computer. Didn't realize the game was so big and got sucked in.

Pc gender?

All pcs are Herm with varying genders. My main PC is named Low and they go by any pronouns, but they're currently being perceived as a girl because I keep going to Remy's farm, like a fool.

Gender ratio in town?

Mostly male, tbh.

Npc genders?

Also mostly male. I like penetration 👉👈

Favoriete love intrest?

Whitney. Usually. Sometimes Avery.

Least favorite love interest?

Black Wolf. 😔 I honest to God forget they're an LI.

Favorite npc?

DARRYL. I want to wrap them in a thousand blankets. (....Remy....is a very close second.....)

Least favorite npc?

Mmmm, maybe Sam or Quinn? Just 'cause they don't have a lot ofcontent? Like, I'd gladly strangle Leighton and Remy, but they're interesting characters in their own rights and I like playing with them. So, low content = low favorability in my books.

Favoriete teacher?

Doren. 🥰🥰🥰 They give "would let the students still figuring out they're not cishet hang out in their class room during lunch" vibes. Also, I know Avery's sweater has become A Thing on this blog, but if anyone in this game is to actually have an oversized sweater they let PC wear, it's going to be Doren.

Least favorite teacher?

Mmmm, River, maybe? I quite like all of them, but River has the least content.

Favoriete play style? (Sub/def/mix)

I play Low the most and they're defiant but Low is the only purely defiant PC out 5. Three of them are whatever and one of them is purely submissive.

Favoriete transformation?

Succowbus aka demon cow. I used to hate cow tf because I hate big tits on myself and Low very much started out as just a self insert. But now she's her own character.

...and the ears are cute 👉👈

If no combo tfs then kitty tf!

Least favorite transformation?

Mmmm, fallen angel tf. Never had it. Don't see much use for it. Have to get and then loose the angel tf to get it.

Favoriete job?

Spa is nice for quick cash but my favorite way to get money is thievery. It's fun!

Least favorite job?

Tending the stall at the farmer's market. It gets boring. If there was a chance an npc would buy from PC, it would make things more interesting, I think. Always sell farm produce to the factory, even though they take a cut.

Favoriete bad end?

...F-farm 😖👉👈

Least favorite bad end?

Mmm, asylum, maybe.

Do you collect feats?

Nah.

Do you use cheats?

Oh, all the time. I have exactly one non cheat PC. I do most stuff legit but have cheats on for good measure.

Reasonably debauched, Vanilla, everything goes or no beasts?

Everything goes. Beast people insted of just beasts. Real close to turning swarms off because they get tedious. If I'd known you could turn off certain swarms in the beginning, I would have turned off wasps 'cause ~bees scarry~ but I'm fine with them now.

Anything else you wanna confess?

It's odd to think about how much I owe to this game? Like, I really like writing. It brings me so much joy. The last time I wrote something before this was like, maybe three or four years ago? When I came up with Jasper? And now I write every day? It's fucking wild. I love it 💕

#mumbling n muttering

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satans-left-asscheeky · 2 years

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Companions react to Sole picking up a plunger and X6 saying "I bet that brings back memories"

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Maccready

"It brings back memories for me too... of that one time I ate way too much cram..."

Hes so confused like yeah plumbing was way better pre boom, but people still use the bathroom...?

Hancock

"What I wouldn't give for actual plumbing. Gotta say the bathroom situation in Goodneighbor leaves something to be desired... and I don't even have a nose..."

Seriously who tf pisses in a trash can? Nasty. Probably why there's always construction on those bathroom things by the entrance of goodneighborh.

Cait

"I know right? Must've been nice, actually havin' plumbing back then, but as far as I'm concerned just give me a hole and I'm good."

Shes serious too. She doesn't need anything fancy, but it still would be nice. no use wishin for something that's never gonna happen though.

Danse

"Glad to know the brotherhood is more advanced with our plumbing..."

Hes dead serious should you ever travel with both x6 and Danse everything is gonna turn into a dick measuring contest. Funny thing is if they could ever get over trying to out do eachother they actual have a lot in common.... (They both have a fetish for getting in and out of power armour)

Curie

"Oh fascinating Monsieur X6, could you tell me more about plumbing in the institute? Oh or if you've come up with a substitute for plumbing!"

She (like she does most things) finds a way to take data on the small talk that gets her into an hour long discussion on the institutes plumbing system with X6. She's thrilled.

Deacon

"Can tell you've never gone bald otherwise you'd be on a first name basis with plungers....

He's practically shitting himself whenever X6 is around because duh corser, but this actually was some much needed comedic relief.

Piper

"Woah, woah woah. The big bad institute death machine has never heard of a plunger? Ha no one is gonna belive that, but im still putting it in the paper anyway. Truth prevail or whatever."

She thinks it's honestly hilarious, and she's been looking for something a bit more light hearted to help keep spirits during such a depressing subject matter as the boogy man's assassin.

Nick

"Is there not plumbing back at the institute? With all there technology I think I'm a bit concerned you've never heard of a plunger...."

Is genuinely curious. He would like to know more about where he came from, not because he actually cares, but to better defend himself. On this one though he'll indulge his curiosity a bit.

Preston

"Good find general I bet we could use the material at one of the settlements!"

Doesn't even process what X6 said is more fascinated with the new piece of salvage. It isn't until sole starts laughing at X6 that he finally realizes and starts laughing along with them.

X6-88

"Ma'am/Sir I hardly see what you find amusing about that statement... Besides its so covered in irradiated vile how was I supposed to know what it was?"

Hes embarrassed. You got him good. He'd probably be adorning a slight blush and an unusual stutter to his voice. In retrospect what he said was kinda foolish and he can see that, but he's not gonna let you in on that.

(Not gonna lie might start writing more of these to go along with past shitposts because all though it's not the best quality I really enjoyed writing it lmfao)

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deidaratheartboi · 2 years

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Planning

Sakamaki Group Chat Reiji: We'll call it operation "White Raven" Subaru: How did you get back in?? Reiji: My little secret Ayato: Why not just his name? Reiji: We need a code name in case we talk about it in front of them. Kanato: Or we could call it AWWTGRO Reiji: What's that mean? Kanato: Asshole we want to get ride of Reiji: Shut up we're going with my name okay? Kanato: Finnnnneee Reiji: Now any plans? Laito: We contact or maybe kidnap The Beatles and give him tickets to their concerts because all boomers like them. Reiji: Pretty sure he's older then a boomer and he only likes the classics. Ayato: Like beathoeven? Reiji: Yes Ayato Beethoven Ayato: Who would name their child that? Reiji: It's more memorable then yours. Every time I think of you I have a headache. At least he has superior taste in music. Shu: I'm sorry what? Reiji: I mean he has good taste but, not as good as yours. Shu: Good. Laito: Any better ideas? Kanato: We say there's a rat infestation Reiji: He'll just find a reason for us all to stay at his place. Ayato: Since they're only staying a week maybe we could just deal with it? Subaru: ... Laito: .... Reiji: ...are you stupid? Ayato: Yeah I just realized how dumb that sounded. Subaru: Let's just jump the guy and lock him in the cell like he did us! Reiji: Violence is not the answer. Kanato: You're right. It's the question. Subaru: And the answer is yes! Reiji: Oh great you're agreeing with him. Besides he is the KING of vampires. Ayato: Good point Yui: Stab him with the knife you gave me Subaru. Ayato: Woah there Yui we're trying to get him to leave not kill him. Yui: But, Suabaru just said- Reiji: Go away Yui we all know no one likes you. You're not even a fan favorite. Subaru: Or is she? Reiji: Stop. Anymore ideas? Kanato: We turn the ladies on each other and then he'll be forced to take them back from wince they came from. Reiji: Not bad but, we want them gone for good. Yui: Stab him- Ayato: No! Reiji: Have you guys been showing Yui those violent action movies? Laito: Perhaps Reiji: Neverminded that. Since no one has any ideas we must endear his visit. Shu: Or we could make so much noise it drives him mad. Or behave like filthy animals which shouldn't be a problem for you guys. Or make them pay. Or my give them chores. Or my personal favorite is to limit the wifi use. Reiji: Those are all...valid ideas. I'm surprised you typed so much. Shu: Desperate times come for desperate measure. Goodnight. Reiji: Thank you Shu....now we'll try all of those. Try to reduce your charm at which you don't have any. Laito: My charm? I am a non stop charm train! Subaru: Oh please your "charm" is like a pillow but suffocating Laito: Bitch I- Reiji: Anyways, let's see how this goes in the morning. Laito: I'm not done yet! Subaru: We should have tied him up and beat him senseless. Laito: OoOOOo kInKY Subaru: Die Yui: I have the knife. Ayato: That's it Yui no more TV for you! Yui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS! Ayato: I just did. Shu: You guys done yet? Man these notifs. Subaru: TURN THE DAMN THINGS OFF THEN SHU! Shu: Too much work just stop talking. Gn

Subaru: DHDIHIOFOHF Kanato: We have a demon amongst us. Reiji: Everyone shut up and go to bed. Ayato: Yeah whatever ------------------------------------------------- Later That Night Yui: You got the stuff? Shu: Yeah. You? Yui: Of course. Movie time! Shu: Meet in my room. Yui: This should last us the whole night. Shu: Yeah. Let's go. Kanato: Tf is going on here? Shu: I'll pay send you a whole bowl of candy to say you were never here. Kanato: I was never here. OoOOOOOOO send it to my room OOOOoOOO.

#diabolik lovers scenarios #reiji diabolik lovers #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #diabolik lovers kanato #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #yui diabolik lovers

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