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deidaratheartboi · 4 months
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deidaratheartboi · 11 months
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Anime Arguments Pt 2
Deku: Hey! Has anyone seen the sixth season of my show?
Senku: No.
Eren: Meh.
Naruto: There's a sixth season?!
Deku: It's wayyyyy better now. There's action and everything!
Naruto: Did you break your arms?
Deku: Why does it matter?
Naruto: Did you break your arms?
Deku: …yes
Naruto: Then you're irrelevant.
Senku: Anyway…I have another season now.
Naruto: Your anime is boring!
Senku: Only to people who don't have the brain capacity to understand.
Naruto: Big words blah blah blah
Sebastian: How immature.
Naurto: Look! It's another boring anime.
Sebastian: How exactly do you define boring?
Deku: Which isn't the sixth season of my anime.
Tanjiro: Stop self promoting.
Tadano: Hello? Would any of you be interested in being Komi's friend?
Tanjiro: Who's Komi?
Senku: No. I have a world to rebuild.
Sebastian: I have a master to serve.
Deku: I have to stop society from collasping.
Tadano: Jeez forget I asked.
Naruto: It's funny how we all have these super important goals, and your show just wants some girl to have friends.
Tadano: At least I wasn't rejected by one.
Senku: You're all so sentimental.
Tadano: You wouldn't make good friends anyway.
Tadano has left the chat.
Naruto: The nerve of some people.
Luffy has join the chat.
Naruto: On no. Don't look now, but it's one of the longest running animes to exist.
Luffy: What is this? Do you have meat?
Tanjiro: No, but you can help me slay demons!
Luffy: Eh? No thanks. I wanna be-
Naruto: King of the pirate. We know.
Luffy: Hee hee
Naruto: Anyway, last time we were debating over the best anime to exist.
Tanjiro: It's mine!
Senku: Not this again.
Luffy: It's mine.
Light has joined the chat.
Light: It's mine, and you can't prove otherwise. Not only does my anime have complex and interesting characters, but the plot is solid with a balance of action. Nothing compares to-
Senku: There's nothing complex about a college kid killing people to become a tyrant. You are literally one of the worst characters ever.
Light: Which is why my show is so popular. People are tried of seeing the same "I want to save everyone" trope. It's repeitive!   Senku: If it's done in a unique and different manner, it can really be good, unlike your show.   Naruto: Don't piss him off. He might write your name in his diary.
Light: Make fun all you want, but my show is easily the best one to date.
Tanjiro: All that and you still lost to L.
Light: I didn't lose!
Saitama: You totally did.
Deku: Not this unfinished show
Sebastian: I was rooting for Garou the entire time.
Tanjiro: I wish I had power like Saitama. I could kill Michael- I mean Muzan
Luffy: So is there meat here or-
Naruto: No! My anime is the best end of story.
Saiki: I bet to differ.
Deku: If it isn't Mr. Cliffhanger
Luffy: Couldn't stop a volcano, but he's here to claim the top spot.
Naruto: OMG LOL SO FUNNY HHAHAHAHA LMAO
Senku: Tf. Saiki: I fail to see how it was that funny. Naruto: Can we all agree that we're all better than Komi Can't Communicate? Sebastian: Certainly Luffy: Yeah! Tanjiro: I kinda like it. Tanjiro has been kicked. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MHA has taken a turn and Saiki is a really good anime. Komi Can't Communicate is fine except that one character cough Yamai cough
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deidaratheartboi · 1 year
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Kanato Has A Gun
The boys were sitting in the kitchen playing a board game.
Kanato: Bingo!
Ayato: I thought we were playing Monopoly
Shu: The box had Clue on it.
Laito: Explain the fake money and card pieces then
Subaru: Those cards are playing cards
Laito: Who packed this game?
Ayato: Bet it was Kanato
Reij: Aha! You landed on my property. As governer of this fine town you have to pay me 12,00000 euros.
Kanato: The hell? I want to evict you as governer. You're trash
Reiji: 12 more for talking crap about me
Kanato: I'm excercising my right to free speech
Reiji: Go right ahead. Don't be mad when excercise my fists
Subaru: What the-
Kanato: Can your fist beat a gun?
Reiji: What do you mean?
Kanato: I said. Proceeds to pull a revolver from under the table. Can your fist beat a fucking gun?
Ayato: This is some cartoon type shit
Shu: When a lunatic watches the looney tunes
Reiji: Now you're just being extra. It's just a game
Ayato: You belong to the streets
Kanato: That's what Karl said when he had your ugly ass
Laito: That was our of pocket
Kanato: Out of pocket? You're out of your clothes half the time trying to screw something. Get a life
Shu: Lay off you diabetic toddler
Kanato: You need to lay up. Better yet go to the gym and do some lay ups. All you do is sit around. You're the most useless person besides Ten Ten
Reiji: Who's that?
Kanato: A woman you can't poison.
Subaru: Why are you being so mean?
Kanato: Can it. We all know Karl hated you. Imagine naming your kid after a damn car
Shu: I'm leaving.
Kanato: Good take a hike. It'll be good for you. That's if you can lift yourself off the couch.
Ayato: Tch. Same. I don't have to take this. Kanato: The babies are leaving because I hurt their tiny feelings. Pathetic ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ayo! Been awhile. I've been working on another writing thing and all. Am I back? Yesn't. This was a random idea I came up with lol
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deidaratheartboi · 1 year
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The Execution: T Or D Wars
Three Stooges Group Chat Kanato: That's General Kanato to you. Laito: You said that already. Kanato: Oh right. Anyway, Reiji it's your turn next. What will you do? Reiji: I'll dare Subaru to recite a Subaru commercial. Kanato: That's good! And, what if he picks truth? Reiji: Then I'll ask him if it's true he stole Shu's headphones only to destroy them after having a temper tantrum. I saw him, but he bribed me not to tell him. Good thing I never used the money. Laito: You still took the bribe and who holds onto money for that long? Reiji: Not the point. Kanato: Laito who will you target? Laito: I was going for Kanato but he brought me back. So I'll go for Ayato. For a dare I think I'll dare him to eat a raw piece of garlic. He's bound to go for dare. Kanato: Alright. I'll go for Shu then. I have something special for him in mind. Laito: Then let's go! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile Ayato: So they think they can conspire against us?! Shu: Apparently so. Subaru: Idiots. Ayato: Thanks for spying for us Kino. Kino: Yeah no probs. Was bored anyway. So what are you gonna do? Ayato: Counter their attacks and charge at them mercilessly. Parry, block, and deflect every question they throw at us. And courageously perform the dares! Kino: Okay then Shu: This seems a bit much for a children's game. Ayato: If we fall back we are admitting defeat! We must see this through. Subaru: Great. Now we have a drill sergeant. Ayato: Shut up and delete this conversation. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kanato: We're back. Ayato: The ladies are done gossiping? Good. Let's continue. Your turn Reiji. Choose carefully. Reiji: I pick- I MEAN I PIK SUBARU Subaru: Do your worst. Reiji: O I WILL. T OR D? Subaru: Truth. Reiji: IS IT TRU YOU STOLE SHU'S HEADPHONES AND YEETED THEM IN ONE OF YOUR TEMPER TANTRUMS?? Suabru: Why yes it is. Your point is? Shu: I already knew and I'm over it. Nice try. Reiji: HMPH Subaru: My turn. Reiji T or D? Reiji: DARE Subaru: Reiji I dare you to take off your glasses and throw them across the room. Reiji: I CANT SEE WITHOUT THEM Suabru: Guess you'e out then. Reiji: OIDJIFJIEOJFIJIFJJFI Kanato: Damnit! I mean wow. Shu: Hmm. Alright then. Kanato truth or dare? Kanato: Think about this Shu. You don't want this to bite you. Shu: Choose. Kanato: Truth. Shu: Is it true you poured all of Laito's shampoo down the toilet once because he threw Teddy? Latio: H u h Kanato: Ugh. Yeah. Sorry. Laito: That is a new low for you. Ayato: Don't kill each other just yet. My turn. Laito. T or D Laito: Not again. Truth. Ayato: Playing it safe are we? Understandable but cowardly. Is it true you ate my candy and proceeed to replace them with rocks so I wouldn't notice? Laito: JDIJOJFOJEOFJ Ayato: Answer. Laito: ...yes Kanato: And, you're calling me low? Laito: Hmph. Shu. T or D Shu: Dare. Laito: I dare you to walk all the way to kitchen and- Shu: I'm out. Goodbye. Shu has left the chat. Laito: Too easy. Ayato: UGH. BUM! Kanato: Feeling the heat yet? Ayato T or D? Ayato: Dare all the way! Kanato: Typical. I dare you to eat raw garlic. Ayato: I will! Laito: EW Subaru: You two are taking this way too seriously. Ayato: Done! Subaru: Sigh. Kanato T or D Kanato: Dare. I'm not lie Laito. Laito: Wtf is that supposed to mean? Subaru: I dare you to give Teddy to me. Kanato: Nani? Why? Subaru: Because why not? I'm curious about something. Ayato: You can always back out brother. No shame in that. Kanato: Never! Ayato: Really? But you seem so attached to the bear? Such a hard choice. Kanato: Bastard. Fine. I'll give him to ya. Minutes later Ayato: Did he give em to ya? Subaru: Y u p Ayato: Hahahah. My turn. Laito T or D Laito: D because I'm not a coward! Ayato: I dare you to break ever mirror in the house. And, you can't buy any so don't try it.
Laito: What? No! That's just cruel.
Ayato: Deal with it.
Laito: I won't!
Ayato: To the basement with ya!
Laito has been sent to the basement.
Ayato: Outnumbered.
Kanato: T or D Subaru.
Subaru: D.
Kanato: I dare you to hang out with Shu!
Subaru: Beats this
Subaru has alos moved onto better things.
Ayato: OH COME ON THAT DOESN'T COUNT
Kanato: He's gone now!
Ayato: Well I dare you to leave!
Kanato: I dare you to dye your hair pink!
Ayato: I dare you to step on hot coals!
Kanato: I dare you to move to Ohio!
Ayato: I dare you to get some maidens!
Kanato: I dare you to stop being a BIG L
Ayato: I dare you to DIE
Kanato: I DARE YOU TO GET A LIFE
And it goes on like this for awhile.
Fin
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deidaratheartboi · 1 year
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T or D Wars PT 1
Sakamaki Group Chat Ayato: Who's up for a game of truth or dare?? Shu: No. Reiji: Why would we even play? What would be the point of this? Ayato: For fun? Duh. Reiji: Not a valid reason Kanato: This is why you have no maidens. Laito: Legit. Reiji: Whatever. Subaru: The last time we played this game, you dared me to jump off the roof. Ayato: Are you dead? Subaru: Not the point. Ayato: Are you dead? Subaru: Still not the point. Ayato: Are you dead?! Subaru: .....no Ayato: Exactly. Let's play. Reiji: Even if we do play this game what order do we go in? Ayato: Simple. I'll start. Then Laito, Kanato, Reiji, Subaru, and Shu. Kanato: Ironic how the oldest is last. Shu: I didn't even agree to this. Ayato: Moving on! I dare Reiji to talk in caps for this entire convo. Reiji: Not too bad. Ayato: Without using proper punctuation and grammar! Reiji: You absolute menace. Ayato: I'm sorry did you say something? Reiji: I FREKING HATE U Ayato: Hah. Good. Your turn Laito. Laito: Oh very good. Kanato is it true you used my jacket to clean the mess you made in the kitchen attemping to make that mega giant cake of yours that failed. Kanato: I will neither confirm on deny the statement. Ayato: Don't be like that. New rule! Anyone who doesn't do the dare/truth will be condemned to the basement. Subaru: That's not too bad. Ayato: Without wifi acess Subaru: Damn you! Kanato: Fine! But it was Teddy's idea. Reiji: Really? Ayato: Ahem. Reiji: RLLY?? Laito: Alright. Then I don't feel bad about using Teddy as a tennis ball. Kanato: You did what?! Shu: How tf does that even work? Ayato: Kanato you're up. Kanato: I dare Laito to burn his jacket. Laito: WHAT?? Ayato: Ooooooo
Laito: That's petty as hell! Kanato: Oh well. Ayato: Do it. Or else. Laito: I won't! I refuse to bend down to his whims. Ayato: To the basement with you!
Laito has been kicked from the chat. Reiji: Oh well. Ayato: One more time and you're out. Reiji: OH WHALE Ayato: Luckily you're up next. Shu: You guys know you've been playing it wrong right? You're suppose to ask the person in question whether they want truth or dare. You guys have been playing wrong this entire time. Reiji: NO SHIAT Ayato: Fine. We'll play right. Reiji: AYATO T OR D? Ayato: I'm feeling lucky so why not D? Reiji: I DARE YOU TOO STAP THIS GAME Ayato: New rule. You can't dare anyone to stop, pause, or terminate the game. Reiji: NOT FAIR Subaru: Eh. Ayato: Try again. Reiji: I DARE U TOO THROW YOUR TAKOYAKI IN DAH TRASH Ayato: Ayo? Calm down Reiji. Reiji: NEVER Ayato: Fine... Ayato: I did it. Shu: Cap Ayato: STFU. Next!
Subaru: My turn I guess... Shu t or d Shu: None. Ayato: Stop being a party pooper and pick one. Shu: Ugh. I guess dare. Don't feel like doing anything though. Suabru: Do a Reiji impression for this entire game. Shu: Eh? Why would I? Ayato: Basement. Wifi. Music. Shu: MP3 players don't need wifi. Ayato: Subaru will be your butler for a week. Subaru: Did you just sell me off? Ayato: Sorry not sorry Shu: Fine Reiji: Y??? Shu:  You should really learn to use correct punctuation and grammar, Reiji. It's pathetic that you can't even do that. Reiji: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Shu: Are you a dog? Stop acting like one. Ayato: HAH. Shu: I'm going to enjoy this. Ayato: Alright back to me! Kanato truth or dare? Kanato: Dare. I got screwed over last time. Ayato: I dare you to toss your sweets out the window. Kanato: Does your insanity know no bounds? Ayato: Do it! Kanato: 😭 Kanato: It's done. 😭 Shu: Was that wise, seeing as the next turn is his? That was a terrible move, Ayato.  Ayato: STFU Kanato: Ayato truth ot dare! Ayato: Dare. Kanato: I dare you to bring Laito back! Ayato: WHAT?? Kanato: DO IT NOW! Ayato: FINE Laito has entered the chat.
Laito: I have returned to the world of the living. Or in this case dead. Everything seems so new and puzzling. How shall I navigate this strange new land? Woe is me! Shu: How dramatic. Kanato: Can I have a word Laito and Reiji. Reiji: SHURE Laito: Of course young lad. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Three Stooges Group Chat Laito: Whom are "The Three Stooges? Reiji: YUH Kanato: You don't have to talk like that here dumbass. Reiji. Oh. Why did you make this group chat? Kanato: I want an alliance! Ayato has been running our names through the mud. He's been messing and taunting us this entire time. Laito: So you want us to unite and defeat a common enemy? Kanato: Yes. But why stop at him? The others will have to go as well. Reiji: And, how will we do this? \Kanato: Every chance you get pick Ayato or Shu. or Subaru. Reiji: Why Subaru? He's been rather neautral. Kanato: He told Shu to act like you. And, how has that been working out for ya? Reiji: Fair enough Kanato: Our first target is going to be Subaru. He as strong as the others. Take out the weak links. Laito: You sound like a General, Kanato. Kanato: That's General Kanato to you maggot.
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deidaratheartboi · 1 year
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This one was kinda hard. Sorry about the watermark!
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Updating Stuff
Idk what to call this tbh but I just wanted to say if you click me and go to posts (however you see Ask Anything) you'll see a new page called Table of Contents. Idk how to explain this. Basically everything I write will now go there after I'm done. I'm only doing the latest posts I make tho. I have almost 200 posts and sorting through it is such a drag. Maybe later on I'll try but no guarantee. Anyway, see you guys later. Edit: Okay I'm not sure if anyone can see it lol. The point is I'll work on it so you might see it idk anytime lol. Okay bye fr now
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Drama
Group Chat (All of them are here) Reiji: Can someone explain why Shin, Kou and Laito are at each other's throat? Kanato: To be fair when are they not? Ruki: It's starting to get bothersome to say the least Reiji: The least? Carla: Let them fight they'll get tired and move on eventually. Ruki: And, when is eventually? Reiji: How did this all even start? Kino: Who knows.... Ayato: Yeah Kanato: Came for the drama stayed for the fight. Ruki: They're tearing the house apart while they fght. We need to put an end to this. Carla: Like how you oh so gracefully "put an end to it" before and ended up being thrown across the room? Ruki: I don't see you doing anything. Carla: It's because I don't care. Shu: Literally Subaru: They fight all the time. No big deal. Let's go play some darts. Shu: I'm tired of darts Ruki: You're tired of anything that doesn't involve sleep Reiji: You said it. Azusa: All of this noise is driving me insane. Yuma: Ugh let's just go outside. I don't even know why they're fighting. Ayato: But, when does anyone know? Carla: It's usually Subaru, Ayato, and Kino at each other's throats. Kino: Life's to short to fight Ayato: You're immortal dumbass Kino: Stfu Reiji: Don't you two start. Kanato: No please do continue Yuma: Ay ay ay Reiji: Maybe if we try and put them out? Carla: Words aren't going to sway them. If anything it'll make them angrier and lash out at you. Reiji: I guess you have a point. Azusa: So we just wait it out? Reiji: It's what he's proposing. Carla: It's called I know my brother better then anyone. Kino: It's so sad for them to be fighting. Ayato: Indeed. Why can't we all just get along? Yuma: That's shocking coming from you. Kino: Is it so hard to believe a man can change Yuma? Yuma: No it's hard to believe you two can change. Carla: Come to think of it you two are unusually calm about this. Ayayto: You, Shu, and Subaru are too. Carla: Well we're usualy calm. Well at least two of us are. Subaru: What'd you say?! Carla: See Kino: Are you insinuating we're the bad guys here and we're the reason they're fighting. Carla: No I'm just pointing out something irregular. Reiji: He's right. Kou, Laito, and Shin are online. Carla: I told you so. Ruki: Shut up. Reiji: What the hell is wrong with you three? Why are you fighting?? Kou: Shin said I sucked at sports and I wouldn't know how to wear a shirt if I were strangled with one! (Idk lol) Shin: Well Ayato called me a dog and told me I stunk worse then a Laito! Laito: And, then Shin proceeded to say nothing could stink more then me! Reiji: So petty Ruki: Are you serious?? Carla: Idiots. Kanato: Keep it going! Reiji: Shut it. Kino: Damn such low blows Ayato: Fr Kino: Imagine saying something like that. Reiji: How did this all come about anyway? Kou: Ayato told me Shin said that. Shin: And Kino told me he heard Shin talking about me the other day. Laito: I was there when Shin said that. No one told me anything.
Ruki: You two wanna explain? Kino: Of course! Ayato did it all! He spread all of those rumours and told me if I didn't help him he'd break all of my games! Ayato: Bitch what??? Kino: Don't lie now Ayato. You're backed into a corner. Ayato: I'll show you backed into a corner. Kino: AH HE'S COMING FOR ME! I HEAR HIS HEAVY ASS SIZE 14 SHOES COMING THIS WAY!!!!! (Idk if size 14 is big for a dude lol)
Ayato: Now you've done it! Ayato has gone offline. Kino: Help me! Kino has gone offlline. Carla: Well then that's that. Shin: I hope they rip each other's throats out. Carla: Glad to have ya back. Kanato: Who wants to bet on who wins??? Subaru: Sure why not
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Subaru Gets A Car Subaru asks Reiji about getting a car and he tells him he can so Subaru decides to tell his brothers...bad idea. Subaru POV ------------------------------------------------ Strict Asshole (Reiji) Subaru: Hey Reiji I was wondering something...what if I got a car? Strict Asshole: You'd have a car. Subaru: Very funny. I mean what would happen? Strict Asshole: Do you want a car or something? Subaru: I've been thinking about it and I'm just so damn tired of riding in the car with the three stooges. Strict Asshole: Well if you want a car go ahead and get one. Wait... do you even know how to drive? Subaru: Of course I do. I play Need for Speed and Rocket League all of the time. Strict Asshole: .... ------------------------------------------------- Bumass (Shu) Subaru: Guess who's getting a car Bumass: Oh? Who? Subaru: Me of cour- Bumass: Asked. Subaru has blocked Bumass. --------------------------------------------------- Hisoka (Laito) Subaru: Hey guess who's getting a car Hisoka: Oh you're getting a car?! That's amazing! Subaru: Ikr! Hisoka: For me! You can drive me around with your car and we can pick up some ladies. Well I can you just drive. Subaru: Not gonna happen Hisoka: Oh come on help a bro out Subaru: Help yourself out. Hisoka: Tch asshole -------------------------------------------------- Airhead (Ayato) Airhead: Before you say anything I know you're getting a car. Subaru: News travels fast doesn't it. Airhead: So what kind of car are you getting? Subaru: I'm not sure yet. Any suggestions? Airhead: Well I do have one. Subaru: Do tell Airhead: A subaru. Subaru has blocked airhead. ---------------------------------------------------- Candy Thief (Pretty obvi) Subaru: Hey I'm getting a car! Candy Thief: That's great but, I'll need half. Subaru: Half? Half of what? Candy Thief: Half of the time you get to use the car. It's only fair Subaru: Why? Candy Thief: Seriously? Isn't being your brother enough? The hardships I've endured being around you and practically rasing you? Subaru: You are not driving my car. Candy Thief: Oh yeah? Well let's see how Reiji feels about you breaking his favorite table because you lost a game of Monopoly! Subaru: I fucking hate you. Candy Thief: We'll discuss details later. For now enjoy your little car while you can. :) Subaru: Ugh --------------------------------------------------- Kanato is the ultimate hustler lol
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Here ya go guys! Another horribly cropped watermarked character meme template. Enjoy. I might just make a story about this later on lol. I feel as thought Kino and Ayato collabed and creating this drama, but let Ayato take the credit or sum like that.
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Phantom Troup Group Chat Phinks: I'm huunnggrrryyyy Shalnark: Make another one of your digusting sandwhiches to sate your hunger. Phinks: You're still on that?? Shalnark: When you threaten to take everything I own yes I'm gonna be still on it! Nobunaga: That's all he did to you? He left some rotting food in my room. Machi: Still can't believe Shizuku ate that thing. Phinks: Can we please get off the sandwhich?! Feitan: No. Phinks: Anyways, what should I eat? Nobunaga: Food? Phinks: No shit Feitan: Salad Phinks: Too healthy Machi: Is that seriously a legitimate concern you have? Don't you have to like workout and eat healthy to maintain your strength? Phinks: Machi sometimes people want to eat things they like. I know the stick in your ass stops you from living life but don't push your values on me. Machi: You are impossible. Phinks: Any other ideas? Shalnark: How about some nachos? Phinks: Eh too much cheese and that gives you gas Machi: Even without cheese you seem to have plenty of gas. Feitan: Banana Phinks: A single banana? Tf is wrong with you? Nobunaga: Yeah you know he eats like a horse or maybe a cow Phinks: You guys are no help Franklin: Why don't you just eat something simple like cereal? Phinks: Too much sugar Shalnark: Are you seriously doing this right now? Phinks: Doing what? Feitan: You know. Machi: Here's a soulution. Why don't you starve and wait until your stomach starts to eat itself! Shalnark: Calm down Phinks: All I ask are suggestions on what to eat but here you guys are being jerks! Franklin: You're the one being difficult Phinks: Am not! Okay ya know what cereal doesn't sound too bad. But, what kind? Feitan: Omfg Machi: Captain Crunch Franklin: More of a Chex guy Shalnark: Fruit Loops! Phinks: Hmmm so many options Feitan: Pick! Phinks: Okay Cornflakes it is Machi: Finally Phinks: But, what bowl should I use? Shalnark: Why is this even a question? Nobunaga: fr Phinks: Fine the red one it is. I have to ask another question tho Nobunaga: What?! Phinks: Do I pour the milk first or the cereal? Feitan: Dumbass Franklink: We are not having this conversation Shalnark: However you wanna do it Phinks: I want the cereal moist but not too moist Machi: Screw this Machi has went offline. Phinks: Aww come on Feitan: I'm done Feitan has went offline. Phinks: Guys- this isn't funny. I need help! Nobunaga: Help yourself Franklin: Yeah! Nobunaga and Franklin have went offline. Phinks: Shalnark? Buddy? Not you tooo Shalnark: Sorry but I have stuff to do Shalnark has went offline. Phinks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bad Ending: He never figured out which to pour first and simply gave up.
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Diablik Lovers Headcanon/ Idk lol
Basically a day in life with the Sakamaki's as you try to c o p e. But like you're a maid so yeah
It's a beautiful day outside, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming on days like this....Ayato and Subaru are having a yelling match downstairs as you hear something break for the umteenth time.
You sigh as you get out of bed and look at your clock
5 in the damn morning. You'd have to get ready for skool anyway
You go to take a quick shower and freshen up but you find your favorite brand of shampoo and body wash is gone. You'd just have to settle for another brand you bought awhile back.
You'd have to talk to Laito later on about taking people's stuff
As you get dressed you hear a knock at your door and it was only Reiji apologizing for his brother's behavior. You tell him it's fine and you feel kinda bad for him.
He was always putting up with them and hardly got any recognition or his diligence and patience. You'd have to get or do something nice for him one of these days. Perhaps hire a babysitter while you and him relax.
He offers to escort you downstairs and you oblige. As you two make your way downstairs you can still hear Ayato and Subaru fighting like wild animals. You sigh and make your way over to them as Subaru proceeds to hit wall chan. Again. He had to stop doing that.
Reiji attempts to break them up which cause even more turmoil. You decided to put an end to this yourself. You said if they didn't behave you wouldn't make them any (insert food). That made them stop. You go into the kitchen and start to make breakfast for yourself and some for the other if they want it. By the time you were done it was about 6:30 ish and it was almost time for you to go. You didn't see any signs of Kanato, Laito or Shu until the limo was parked out front to take them to school.
You weren't really particularly close to these three but you go along just fine with them. You made sure everyone had what they needed along with Reiji. Ever since you arrived their lives were so much easier at least that's what Reiji said. And, of course you knew they were vampires since you yourself was one as well but that story is for another time.
You all pile into the limo and start the journey to school. Ayato and Subaru were talking like they weren't just fighting each other and Kanato was mumbling something. He was probably talking to Teddy. Usually it was either quiet or choatic when you all rode to school together. Laito seemed lost in thought and Shu was lost in his music so everything was pretty much as it should be.
When you all arrived at school the driver got out of the car and opened the door for you all before driving away. You adjusted your clothes and walked towards the building with the boys. All eyes were on you but now you were used to it. Many people wonderd what you were to the Sakamaki's. A friend? One of their girlfriends? Or someone who just lived with them.
The answer is you were simply their new maid Karlheinz had hired to take care of the boys and make sure they were getting the things they needed. You took the job eagerly despite being warned of their distinctive personalities. You loved a challenge. And, the job was much easier with someone like Reiji helpig out a bit. Anyways, you all went in seprate directions as class started.
As the day passed by quickly you didn't hear too much was happening with the brothers. No one was arguing or throwing food at each other at lunch time. So it was good so far. Until school had ended that is. As you waited by the entrance to the school outside you heard shouting coming from the inside. You quickly leave to see what was happening and surely enough Ayato is picking a fight with a Mukamki. You also had been warned about them but you hardly ever saw one. It wasn't too hard to tell who he was though.
You walk up to them and give Ayato a questioning look before asking what was going on. Apparently Kou, that was his name insulted Ayato's intelligence as he put it. You simpky told Ayato to ignore him and he scoffed. He said he wouldn't have anyone insulting him, especially Kou. You sigh and grab Ayato's arm but he won't budge. You ask him to come with you but, he ignores you. You could never understand him sometimes and you didn't think you ever would. You keep asking him to stop and just leave it alone. By then a crowd was surrounding all three of you and the chances of you escaping looked thin. You voice was drowned out by the crowd yelling at them to fight.
You thought this would never end until Reiji intervened and dragged Ayato and you out of the school leaving a smirking Kou waving to them goodbye. He chewed Ayato out and then you but, you didn't know what you did wrong.
He said you could have gotten hurt blah blah blah and you roll your eyes. As if. Laito thinks this entire thing is funny and Ayato starts to get cross with him and now they're arguing.
Eventually the limo pulls up to take all of you home from a very long day at school. The ride home is quiet and you're in a very sour mood. Subaru asks you what's wrong and you snap at him telling him to mind his own business. Quite frankly everyone is shocked but they don't say anything. You quicky get out of the car as soon as it stops and walk right into the kitchen to prepare a meal. Cooking was a nice distraction for you when you didn't want to think about anything.
You feel someone tap on your shoulder and sure enough it's Subaru. He looks concerned and once again he asks you what's wrong. And, you spill your heart out. You tell them you didn't like it when they fought especially each other and it bothered you a lot. And, they should know when to just walk away from people rather then continuing to argue.
And, out of nowhere Ayato laughs. "Why didn't you just say so?" You glare at him but say nothing. He stops laughing and stand beside Subaru. He says they'll stop fighting ot try to not fight as much. You nod and smile before continuing to make the food. Subaru and Ayato even have a normal conversation for once. And, at dinner all of the brothers are there. Even Shu. It was a good night.
Subaru and Ayato would still fight just not around you. Ik this is long but I couldn't halp myself lol
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Shu Headcanon thingy(At least I think it is) Meeting Ig
I'll try to make this accurate. Ahem.
So you met Shu at skool (ye ik so orginal right?)
Well you would hardly say met more like you bumped into the guy and his lil mp3 player fell out (whatever tf it is)
You almost stepped on it
Yeah so much for a first impression
Oh and did I mention you have a talent for pissing off the Sakamaki's?
Like that one time you picked up Kanato's bear by acident
Or you questioned Subaru why he was named after a car
And, that time you tripped Ayato
That wasn't on acident tho
So the brother's don't like you much
And there you were messing up with another brother
After that lil incident you assumed he had forgotten all about it because he had little to no reaction when you did that
But, then came the day you had to use the music room
It was dark when you walked in so you stumbled around until you fell on something or someone that is
Suddenly the lights turn on and you find yourself on top of Shu (assume there's a couch) as Kanato, Ayato, and Subaru see this.
Damn.
So liek this is kinda weird rn
No one speaks until Laito breaks the silence
So y/n has a thing for Shu now does she?
You look a Shu who hasn't opened his eyes despite this entire situation
You leave the classroom and hope that no one else finds out about this
They do. The entire school does.
It must have been Laito tho becuz revenge
Everyone either teases you about it or laugh at you partially becuz they are jeeelllyyy
It was no secret the boiz were h a w t
But still you didn't want this
At all
Anyway
The time comes for you to use the moosic room and you make sure no one is watching you
You walk into the classroom and surely enough Shu is on the couch being lazy af
You clear your throat and glare at him
No answer
You walk over to him and shake him
No response
You ask him "People think me and you are a thing doesn't that bother you?"
Finally he looks over at you with those bootiful half lidded eyes that make your heart palpitate and he says "No."
You weren't sure whether to be flustered or mad rn
"Well it bothers me so why don't you clear up those rumours huh?"
He sits up and opens his eyes all of the way this time and says "Maybe I don't want to."
You groan and let out a small growl but liek it ain't too scary lol
Shu just stares at you and goes back to listening to his moosic
You shake your head and sit at the piano
You're suppose to record you playing a piano for moosic class or sum so ye
To say the least you suck
Like literally consider quitting moosic all together.
Why did you take this class bru?
You don't think Shu can hear you but he can
He doesn't say anything as he comes up behind and guides your hands along the piano.
He tells you what you're doing wrong and how to fix it
By the end of it you're playing pretty decently
You look up at him but he's already over on the couch
How tf he get over there so fast?
Anyways, you pack up your stuff and turn off the recorder thingy (idk)
You walk towards the door but before you go you mutter a small thanks to Shu before leaving
You don't see him smile as you go So um yeah. Sorry if some if this don't make any sense. As I said I'll try. Ngl I had fun with this. If you guys want more I can try some more. I might make a pt 2 for this and then do some other brother. Sorry if this is too long tho lol
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Been awhile since I did this. Tbh Shu strikes me as the type to know the rules but, doesn't give a freak about it. Same with Subaru. Did I miss anyone? And, lemme know if you wanna see someone place somewhere else.
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Missing Teddy Pt 2: Teddy's Bizzare Adventure
Note: When Teddy talks here it's mostly inner dialouge. Also this is mosty about Teddy and we get back to the boys a little later on. You could always skip this and wait for the next part or move on if I already posted it. By the time the our boys discovered the 'letter' Teddy was long gone from the mansion having already gotten onto a train, cab, and plane. He was now somewhere in Japan just wandering around aimlessly. Teddy: So this is freedom? I feel so free! I wonder where I should go next? Maybe I can get some dango? Or maybe sushi? He then realized he couldn't eat and chuckled a bit to himself as he waddled down the now neon bright Japan streets. But, then suddenly he felt himself being lifted from the ground as he tried to process what was happening. A dog had grabbed him and he now was running away with him. Teddy hit him with the makeshift bag but when things got a little bumpy he dropped the bag and all of his supplies fell out. He was fuming. He tried escaping from the dogs mouth but nothing helped. He gave up and simply waited to see where this dog was taking him. Teddy: Nothing like this would have happened at home. The thought of home had a feeling stir inside of him but, he stuffed it down. Teddy: This is what I wanted. Freedom. And, I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Minutes later The dog stopped in front of the house and dropped Teddy who was currently 'sleeping.' A man opened the door and saw the teddy bear. "Where did you get this from?" But, the dog only barked in response. The man took the bear inside and washed him up. Before sitting him down on the table --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teddy found himself in a new enviroment. He was sitting on a table and he seemed to be in a kitchen. Before he could get up and look around he saw a man sitting right beside him so he decided not to. He looked like a middle aged man from what Teddy could tell and now he was impatiently tapping his fingers on the tabel. This went on and it annoyed the heck out of Tedd until he heard a child shouting, footsteps, and the door click. The man quickly got up and picked up Teddy. He held him behind his back as the man greeted his wife and kids at the door. They were having a conversation with each other that Teddy could care less about. He wanted to get back to his freedom. But, then out of nowhere the man presented Teddy to the child who was a ittle girl. Her face lit up and she hugged him tightly. If Teddy had bones she would have broke ever single one. She hugged her dad and ran to her room holding onto Teddy with one hand. And, her hand was sticky. This reminded Teddy of his previous owner's who's hand was always sticky from eating so much candy and trying to give some to him. Teddy banished the thought from his mind and looked around. They were now in the child's room which was pretty much pink all over. The child was franticaly running around trying to get a tea party ready. She had already gathered her ther stuffed animals up and set them at the table. Teddy sighed. He ran away to get away from these things, not do the same thing with a different owner. Teddy once again found himself beign lifted up, a feeling he was used to by now and sat down at the table. Wow this girl was fast when it came to setting up a tea party.
The girl tapped her tea cup with a spoon. "Alright guys we have a new member that has just joined us today! Her name is Mrs. Fuzzy Wuzzy." Her?! Her???? He took a train, a cab, and a plane to get called her?! He would not be insulted like this. As soon as he could he would run away. "Now Mrs. Fuzzy Wuzzy do you have something you want to share with is about yourself? Teddy: No you foolish little child. In fact I just want to say I do not want to be here! I'm going to get Kanato and he's going to- Kanato. His old owner. He sat there silent for awhile. The girl grabbed Teddy and move him up and down whilee saying "Why yes I just want to say I'm so happy to be here with all of you. I should hope we can all get alone Akino." "Why thank you Mrs. Fuzzy Wuzzy. We're happy to have you here too! It went on like this for awhile until it was time for her to go to bed. Now was the time for action. Teddy maneuvered his way out of the pile of stuffed animals and climbed the girls dresser only to find the window was locked. Teddy jumped down and thought of another way when he realized the door was open and the light in the kitchen was still on. He followed the light and looked around the kitchen for a way out and it hit him. The doggy door. He ran towards it and jumped pushed it with all of his might. It might have took awhile but he did it. He celebrated but it was cut short. The dog was there sleeping. He tip toed aroud the dog and hoped he wouldn't smell him. After that bit was over Teddy realized he was quite far away from the city. They seemed to be out in the country area or something. Teddy started to walk towards the road until he heard a familiar bark. It was the dog. Teddy: Aw come on give me a break! The dog ran towards him and that detered Teddy from his goal quite a bit. Teddy didn't know where he was running to all he wanted to do was get away. He ran and ran until he tripped on something. He felt himself rolling downhill and crash onto something. He was now large log rolling down a river. He sighed and collaspes feeling tired but, free. Now he could continue his journey. But, something wasn't right. He looked down the his leg and there he saw the stuffing just coming out of him. He panicked and remembered how he dropped his bag with a needle and thread in it. He whined and held his head in his knees. (Idk if that made sense) Here he was rolling down a river with no destination and slowly losing all of his stuffing. But, at least he was free right? Unedited. (Do this later. Maybe)
I wonder where Teddy will end up next. I have sum in mind bu any other ideas? Also sorry for my absence lol.
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Missing Teddy Kanato: I know you stole him! Reiji: Who? Kanato: Don't play dumb you know who! Subaru: Tf is going on. Kanato: Did you steal something from him? Subaru: No? Kanato: Someone did and it was one of you! Ayato: Eh? What is he on about? Reiji: Kanato calm down who did we steal from you? Kanato: Teddy! Someone took Teddy from me! Subaru: This is the crap I get up for? Kanato: He's gone! Period. Reiji: Ugh well I don't know perhaps you should- Kanato: Search the kitchen! Good idea Kanato had gone offline. Laito: Okay then- Reiji So was I was saying-
Ayato: You never said anything. Kanato started this entire convo dumbass.
Reiji: Shut up
Several Hours Earlier
Kanato's Room
Kanato: Oh I love you so much Teddy! We'll be together forever, but for now I must go.
He sets the teddy bear on the bed gingerly and hurries out of the room. Little does he know the Teddy has been awaiting this moment his whole life. Sick of constantly being thrown around and talkd to like a baby the time for action is now!
Teddy: That's what you think Kanato! I'm leaving!
But, of course Kanato didn't hear him. Teddy hops off of the bed and looks around the room. He wasn't sure where he'd go but, he'd find a place sooner or later. He gathers things around the room and put them into a makeshift bag he made in secret when Kanato wasn't around. After he finished Teddy decided he might a well give Kanato one last goodbye. He found a pencil, some paper, and thought of a good way to say goodbye.
After he gathered his thoughts he wrote the letter on the piece of paper. Of course to the regular person it was chicken scratch seeing as he was a teddy bear and he couldn't read or write. Teddy finished and looked up at the window that was left open. Somehow he climbed up towards it using things scattered around Kanato's room. He looked back at the room one last time before dissapearing like a thief in the night. The only thing that was evidence teddy was even there was a single note.
Now
Sakamaki Group Chat
Kanato: Ugh I can't find him
Reiji: Did you check your-
Kanato: Room, basement, dungeon, kitchen, all of your rooms? Yes I did!
Shu: Don't go in my room again.
Ayato: Oi he'll turn up sooner or later.
Kanato: Well I need him now!!!!
Reiji: Calm down Kanato. I'm sure he's somewhere safe and sound.
Subaru: Yeah and check your room again. You can't be too sure.
Kanato: Alright.
Kanato has gone offline.
Minutes later.
Kanato: Guys I found a note! It might be from Teddy.
He sends them all a picture of the note.
Ayato: How do you know it's from Teddy?
Subaru: You act as if he's alive or something.
Kanato: He is!
Subaru: Fine let's say he's alive. How would he escape your room? How can he even write? How come that dumbass just now decided to leave?!
Shu: I would have left years ago.
Laito: I would have left upon seeing him.
Subaru: I would have left the second he closed his eyes
Reiji: Alright we get it you guys love to go and get milk but that's not the point.
Ayato: Besides what the hell does that even say?
Kanato: I don't know but, I know someone who could read it.
Laito: You don't mean-
Kanato: Yes. Him.
Laito: :O
Subaru: Who is him?
Laito: How tf am I suppose to know.
Reiji: Then why pretend you do?
Laito: Idk
Kanato: Look I'm going to find him. Now are you guys with me or not?
Laito: Fine
Ayato: Whatever.
Subaru: I need new brothers.
Shu: Guess so.
Reiji: Alright we'll go along with this for now
Kanato: Alright then let's go!
Subaru: I could spend my time doing something else and here I am chasing after a bear. Kill me.
Ayato: Get over it and come on.
Subaru: UGH
This is all for now. I think I have this whole thing planned out in my head. Next post we'll get back to Teddy. See ya soon!
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deidaratheartboi · 2 years
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Kino Gets Kicked Out Part One Ig Sakamaki Group Chat Reiji: I have an announcement to make. Kino is going to be staying with us for awhile Ayato: Reiji? Made an announcement. Kino? Staying with us. My Day? Ruined. Reiji: Shut up Ayato and listen. He told me Karlheinz kicked him out and naturally he came here. So I want you all to be nice when I add him. Shu: Sure. Nice... Kanato: Sure me and Teddy will be super nice. :) Laito: As long as he doesn't touch my hats or shampoo. Subaru: Whatever Ayato: Hmph. Reiji has added Vampking to the chat. Vampking: Wassssuuppp. How are you guys? Ayato: I was fine until you joined. Reiji: What did I say? Ayato: I mean your presence makes me so happy. Vampking: As it should Subaru: Why is your name vampking? You're not even Karl's son! Vampking: And, what the hell do you know? You're just jealous is all but, if you play nice I might let you live when I'm king. Shu: Ayato 2.0 Ayato: Stfu Vampking: So Ayato how have you been? Your onii chan has been quite busy this past week.(Did I use Onii Cha right here lol?) Ayato: Tch. I've been fine. Why the hell did Karlheinz kick you out? Vampking: He said I didn't do anything else except type and play games on my phone. He also said I would never be king because of how distracted I was or something. I then told him to screw off and here we are. Ayato: Wow. Just wow. Shu: Sounds like Ayato alright. Ayato: Stfu Vamking: So Reiji what room do I sleep in? I want the one at the end of the hall on the far right. Shu: That's mine... Vampking: Too bad I want it. Reiji: But, it's still Shu's. Vampking: Do you really want me to summon ghouls here Reiji? Reiji: Your wish is my command. Shu: Since I'm the oldest I get to decide. Reiji's room is much bigger then mine. Want it? Vampking: Sure why not Reiji: I- Subaru: You're really gonna let this brat boss you around? Vampking: This brat can make your life a living hell. Subaru: It already is. I live with Ayato. Ayato: Oi what's with the picking on me?! Vampking: Because you're fun to pick on. Ayato: uuuuuugggghhhhh Reiji: Why don't you get settled in Kino and we'll discuss the schedule around here? Vampking: Yeah whatever Vampking has gone offline. Ayato: Annoying Subaru: Reminds me of someone Laito: So how long is he staying here? You said awhile but, that doesn't really specify how long. Reiji: Maybe a week or so. Kanato: Me and Teddy don't like this. Reiji: None of us do but, we have no choice. Shu: Oh well. Just as long as he doesn't touch my stuff Reiji: Hmph. Of course you say that Kanato: This is going to be a long week. Ayato: For me. Reiji: We have to take care of him. It's our duty Vampking has come online Vampking: Hey Reiji you have some really interesting books in here one would mistake your room for Laito's. Reiji: I- Vampking: Anyways, I'm out. Vampking has gone offline. Reiji: I'll talk to Karlheinz first thing in the morning. Shu: That's what I thought.
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