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You're at home and you hear a knock at your door.

On your doorstep, you find a package addressed to you.

You bring it inside and open it.

6 men in ski masks crawl out.

You try running to the phone, but 2 of them intercept you.

There are two jump ropes in their hands.

Your eyes widen.

Before you can respond, they start swinging.

You jump, becoming trapped within the strings, compelled to jump along as they start to sing:

"Apple's on a stick just make me sick

Make my tummy go 246

Not because they're dirty

Not because they're clean

Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine.

Hey boys look over there,here comes your wife in her underware!"

You look behind you to find your wife also trapped in this careful game.

"She can wobble she can wobble she can do the splitsI bet you 5 dollars that you can't do thisClose your eyes and count to 10"

Entranced, you follow their instruction.

" 1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10! "

You open your eyes after the last count. Their voices fading from your ears. To your horror, you find yourself in an empty house, like the day you first moved in. Even your clothes are gone!!!

The Double Dutch Bandits strike again.

Only the Playground champion (the ones who can jump in and out of the game at will) can save the day:

Playground champion: *tip cowboy hat to cover face like an old man remembering the war* It's been a long time since I've heard this old song and dance.

#this is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever written XD #it's the sleep deprivation I swear it! #humor

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Thinking about Winter again and how she's very confused about why all the Gym Leaders look different but all Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys are normal Pokemon hehhehehe

The only reason she doesn't openly question it is bc she quickly came to the conclusion that humans are supremely weird

#Pokemon #hehhehe “humans are pokemon” theory is very fun #Michel is also a firm subscriber to the theory lol #Winter the battle maniac #pokemon oc

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Doing work with open blades again, cut myself, and am once again wondering how I haven't gotten myself killed yet

#art things #I've nearly stabbed my eye out on multiple occasions and constantly cut toward myself 🫠 #I am do art very safely

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*visibly shaking from exhaustion* Pssssssh! I'm not a workaholic!

#“Oh! I'll just do a little bit!” *spends 3 hours mixing clay*

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Mama Zoroark and Papa Zoroark are the same height

this sounds normal, but Papa Zoroark is a Zebstrika who's convinced he's just shiny and not a totally different Pokemon

Which means if Papa Zoroark actually was a Zoroark (he stood on his hind legs), he'd be fucking MASSIVE

I'm also debating whether or not Papa Zoroark sounds like a Zoroark (baffling) or if he's also convinced he just has a speech impediment (a different type of baffling)*

Also, Winter and all of her siblings walk like horses bc of Papa Zoroark💖💖💖

They're just a bunch of goofy little fluff horses 🫶

When they get close to evolving, they start looking a bit like horses too, lmao

*If you've read Pokémon Forum: BattleNET, you know the level of absurdity we're getting at here XD

#pokemon #pokemon oc #Zoroark #Zebstrika #in the pokedex Zebstrika and Zoroark are both 5'03" #I thought Zebstrika would be smaller but apparently not lmao #They're like those cats that grew up with rabbits #except horse

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Hmmm, been reading some ghosts/undead fics and now I'm thinking of that one story I started writing where 5 kids wake up in the middle of bum fuck nowhere and try to figure out how to get home and what happened to them only to discover that they are actually Undead somewhere along the way

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Grooming days would be a fucking nightmare

#pokemon #pokemon oc #oc #Zoroark #Winter the battle maniac #built-in hairy Tangrowth disguise

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looks like a dog, talks like a dog, runs like a dog

I imagine it would be faster to run on all fours would be faster than running on 2s

#oc #pokemon #pokemon oc #winter the battle maniac #Zoroark

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Mmmm... Thinking of Cybertron as an organism rather than a planet and there's no fucking way that Energon is Primus's blood Because that would mean this hypertrophy and have been slowly killing Primus since the dawn of their civilization and an increased populace would totally drain the planet, but Cybertronians are literally made from Primus, so that would make any fucking sense.

and energy wouldn't be able to be mined if that was the case either

That is to say, there must be some other material that functions as Cybertron's lifeblood that Cybertronians do not use

Also! vents! Where are Cybertron's vents? Like, there's no fucking way there aren't any, there's gotta be Some sort of cooling mechanism which means either events or some sort of fluid that goes into or around the core of Cybertron and then also flows Out towards the surface

#transformers #world building #I just keep coming back to this #what do I even tag this? #Cybertron as an organism #immune system au

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drew some robits:>>>>>>>>>

(The pictures kinda suck, it’s late and I’m too tired to do anything abt it rn, but if you want better ones I can get them tomorrow:>)

also I don’t think the little buggy toe feet on Beatdown was intentional but I thought it was cute soooooooo aheh there it issss

I really like Guillotine:>> silly goose

(Hope you like them TwT)

srtjhaiprgjaioerhiksoth;igsojrg THIS IS SO AWESOME !!! ighaoieragehr

Guillotine is so silly! XDXDXDXD He's got a little propeller hat!!! I love him!!!

The way you did Vaporwave's face!!! oierjgioaheroge

Unidentified baby! and Blastwave blasting!!! I love the expression you gave him XDXDXDXD

Me on my way to find your ocs:

#Probably draw them tomorrow #my hands are very shaky rn lol #UUuuuuuuh how do I tag this bc I def wanna find it again #from other people

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Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

#possibly the only way I will interact with other people is by drawing goofy shit of other people's ocs #so like vvv welcome to draw my ocs

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I accidentally Drew Mama Zoroark without her little bangle orb thing, so guess what we have now?

#pokemon #pokemon oc #oc #winter the battle maniac #zorua

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[Doodle of Winter and Michel holding hands]

Two totally normal children

[Doodle of Zorua form winter And Michael In a very bad Zorua disguise]

Two very normal Zorua

absolutely nothing unusual going on here

Michel's parents: *Looking at Winter with very clear Zorua ears and a tail* Who's this?

Michel: *Sneaking up the stairs to have a sleepover* What do you mean? This is my sister who I've always had

Mama Zoroark: *Looks at Winter and Michael and his terrible disguise* Who's this?

Winter: *trying to sneak into the den with Michel so they can have a sleepover* This is a lost Zorua who got separated from his pack, and its late which means he can totally stay the night and doesn't have to go back home right now

Michel's disguise is made of winter gear, some towels, and stuff from his mom's makeup kit XD

#pokemon #pokemon oc #oc #winter the battle maniac #zorua

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Just your average pokemon trainer

hmmmm... she is not fluffy enough

#pokemon #pokemon oc #oc #winter the battle maniac #zoroark

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She is beauty, she is grace, she break rock with just her face

#oc #Winter the battle maniac #pokemon oc #zoroark

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@dracolichbitch

Careful, there are teeth in there

The tiniest Zorua you've ever seen emerges from the tall grass and challenges you to a battle

#pokemon #pokemon oc #oc #winter the battle maniac #zorua

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Local pokemon continues to steal berries from your fridge

A bit difficult to do a peace sign with only three claws

Continuing the joke that Winter has more fluff than brains: the Zoroark to fluff ratio

Winter accidentally rode a boat all the way to Alola and is now having a crisis on the pier

Look how much of a mane she has, imagine how many baby pokemon she can fit in there XDXDXD

#oc #pokemon #pokemon oc #Zoroark #Winter the battle maniac