#trouble kids

[fox-marauder]

James: how good is to be in a familiar place.

Sirius: feels like home.

McGonagall, in her office: you are in detention.

James: as i said...

#Marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #james potter #mcgonagall #mama mcgonagall #trouble kids #familiar as mcgonagall office #detention #james #sirius #minerva #james and sirius #marauders and mcgonagall #incorrect quotes

[lynx-224]

tv sally jackson show haters can’t handle that she’s portrayed as a woman and not an angel

#there i said it #she’s not perfect even tho percy thinks she is #it’s hard raising a troubled kid all by urself #i’d be stressed too #lynx talks #percy jackson #sally jackson #walker scobell #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #riordanverse

[moonlit-typewriter]

Whoever cast Echidna as a PTA mom was so right for that

Mother of all monsters? Yeah, I’ll bet her kid is the absolute worst

and she knows it

It’s giving “how dare you accuse my child of such a thing. We do so much for this school and this is what we get?”

#her patronizing smug look #her student could fully punch a kid and wouldn’t get in trouble #she’s on every board #donates to the school #the whole nine yards #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #percy series #pjo #echidna pjo #pjo episode 4 #pjo ep 4 #chimera pjo #the lightning thief #percy jackson and the olympians

[egophiliac]

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks! #fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out) #also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side. #he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head. #anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER. #100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him. #lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father. #lilia: #lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along. #(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him) #i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there. #and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

[pigdemonart]

Bowser junior doodles

If Luigi is mama Luigi, then its Uncle Mario and Auntie Peachy to you! :]

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#bowser junior #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #at least implied ehehe #super mario bros #mario #princess peach #my art #mario and junior already went on an adventure together #he is absolutely uncle status #keeps the kid out of trouble in a general sense but if he sees him playing with a knife he’s not gonna like……….tell him to stooooop #luigi on the other hand is hands-on #dont even think of a swear in front of this little baybay #meanwhile bowser junior came out miyamotos punani saying Fuck #peach is the only one outside of Bowser teaching this kid manners #but plays hot potato the minute he starts crying #kids are only cute when they dont belong to me!!!!

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Over the years Tim had lead, taught and helped countless other teens come into thier powers and said teens looked at him like he hung the stars. They admired him greatly and wanted to do something to make thier mentor/big brother figure proud.

So when they found Tims soulmate they were absolutely ecstatic.

Yeah sure, the guy was the child of evil mad scientists and apparently the heir of a creepy fake vampire supervillian but they'd seen weirder couples in the hero community. They just needed to convince him to join the heros side!

Naturally they try to kidnap Danny and he has no idea whats going on other than a bunch of kids in superhero costumes are trying to abduct him. Between his powers as Phantom, that they seem to not know about (thank the ancients that ghosts don't show up well of pictures and that he started wearing a mask) and his own parents paranoid housebuilding techniques Danny escapes them easily.

Danny figured they would leave him alone eventually, right? If not he would have to call the cops for stalking and harassment.

If that didn't work he would just set all the house lazers to stun. Worst case scenario he might have to call the Justice League emergency line and yell at them to come get thier kids.

It would also be funny if he just kicked them out as Phantom

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #soulmate au #soulmates #danny phantom #danny fenton #red robin #tim drake #braindead #brain dead #the kids are trying okay? #they didnt think to ask #communication failure #they could have just asked i guess #but if hes a villian than telling him any sensitive info would be a bad idea #and they cant exactly lead him to thier hideouts or take him to the watchtower #though it would be hilarious if they successfully kidnap danny to the watchtower WITHOUT knowing hes the child of villians #how much trouble would they get in? #batman: youre the son of villians? #danny: yeah #batman: are *you* a villian? #danny: *makes the hand motion for so-so*

[humbuns]

found some old doodles i did when i started obm! and had to redraw them cause they were too cute to let go unseen

#obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me beelzebub #something something about mams and luci being caring older brothers #i also like to believe that belphie mimics luci at times and is actually the twin who will get into trouble while beel was the more shy one #should i tag this btw??? like this is no au or anything i think i was influenced by the first kid's event #doodles

[hypewinter]

I got a take on the Danny is Damian's older brother au. He's Damian's brother but he's his adopted brother. So hear me out:

Danny is running away post TUE and he encounters some assassins. For whatever reason they get into a fight and he beats them. This ends up getting back to Ra's who is quite curious about who beat up his most prized assassins effortlessly. After some investigation, he extends an invite for Danny to train under him. On Danny's part, he jumps at the chance to disappear off the face of the earth and have a free place to stay.

Danny ends up being an absolute prodigy. This is him close to being Dan so his morals are much shakier. He doesn't leap at the opportunity to kill, but he's most definitely not above it if need be. Combine that with his ghost powers and personal training by Ra's himself and the guy becomes like the golden standard within the league. So much so to the point where Ra's even names him his heir and adopts him. Though Danny insists he is his adopted grandson and not adopted son.

Flashforward to Damian being born and Ra's obviously wants him to be his new heir. Not that Danny has any problem with this. He's very clearly Ra's favorite considering the things he's allowed to get away with. Like letting targets go, having worldly possessions in his room (TV, gaming console, computer, etc), and even befriending his subordinates (Ra's particularly doesn't like that one but knows Danny will never allow it to become a weakness for him). Even if Danny wasn't the heir, he would still maintain a significant level of authority within the league (again not that he cares about having power as long as there's a roof over his head).

The problem is, Damian can't compete with Danny. After all, who could match up to a highly trained half ghost with dubious morals? Let alone a kid. Too bad Ra's doesn't see it that way. He sees Damian as a failure who will never measure up to Danny. That's why he sends the boy off to live with his father. It's under the excuse that he'll be receiving a different sort of training but in reality, the Demon Head no longer wants anything to do with his biological grandson.

Obviously this turns into quite the complex for Damian. Meanwhile Danny absolutely adores Damian. From the moment he was introduced to the baby he was ecstatic. He'd always wanted to be an older brother. He would constantly be barging into Damian's room to hang out and whenever they'd sparred together, he'd try to let him win. Ra's quickly caught onto that one and put a stop to it immediately though. Basically Danny is Damian's League of Assassins version of Dick. An example of what he's supposed to be that he will always compare himself to (and that also has no idea what personal space is).

Danny loved his little brother so much that he even managed to get a mission to Gotham about a year after Damian had been sent there in order to surprise him with a belated birthday present.

The bats are absolutely shocked with an assassin suddenly charges at Damian and before anyone can react, scoops him into a hug. Damian is screeching bloody murder as he attempts to get Danny to let him go. Danny is just hugging him while saying stuff like "I missed you little brother" and "You've grown so much since I last saw you" all while avoiding knives to the chest.

The bats get shocked x2 because wait.... little brother!? Talia had another child!? And one far older than Damian to boot. Damian is quick to clarify that Danny is adopted while still trying to stab him. Imagine the boy's horror and Danny's delight when he gets invited back to the batcave to speak further.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #winter's tales #btw i don't think ra's knows that danny is a half ghost #just a troubled kid trying to run away from something #which works for him because that means there's no danger of danny leaving the league #or is there?

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #127

Clockwork knew it was getting dangerous for Danny in his dimension. His parents were getting dangerously close to finding out his secret and unfortunately this timeline they were leaning towards not accepting him. He decided to step in before things got out of hand and sends Danny to another dimension. He sends Danny to live with his granddaughter, Diana, and gives her a cryptic message.

Diana is unsure about the teen that was dropped off seemingly randomly by her grandfather. It takes her quite a while to decipher as she had to return home to decipher the last part of it. When she’s done she’s slightly horrified to find the kid that’s been staying with her for months is a baby ancient. Specifically the ancient of space. She vows to protect him at all costs.

#dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #writing prompt #poor danny #Clockwork sends Danny to the DC universe to protect him #Danny gets left on Diana’s porch with a sticky note pinned on him #Clockwork being cryptic about everything #I imagine Danny standing there with the note pinned on him like the kid in school that got in trouble #Diana knows something is up at first but dismisses it after a few days of Danny being his clumsy self #Danny doesn’t know he’s a baby god though #He knows he’s the king though #ghost king danny

[nerdpoe]

Red Huntress has had enough of this shit.

She pulled Wes Weston aside and asked him to tell him her reasoning for thinking Fenton was Phantom, and the little freak was right.

Then she had to convince him to keep his fucking mouth shut, because he would be condemning his classmate to literal torture and execution.

That should have been the end of it, but the Fenton didn't show up at school for a few days.

So she'd gone to check in on him.

Just because they'd broken up didn't mean that she didn't care about the dude.

Jazz was the one who flagged her down, who lashed a bleeding and unconscious Danny to her hoverboard.

Her ex was littered with injuries, bestowed upon him by his own parents.

But she can't take him to her apartment, because then she'd be endangering her dad. She knows the GIW have ways to track ghosts, she can't hide him anywhere in Amity or near any GIW facility at all.

But there's one place they were never able to get their foot into.

It's also where a distant relative of hers lives.

She hasn't seen him since his mom's funeral, but she remembers his dad. His dad was a kind man, who would never turn down a kid in need.

She makes for Dakota City, for the Hawkins family. She'll say hi to Virgil and Uncle Robert, and Dakota has a hero that specializes in electricity; if anyone can fuck up the GIW's sensors, it'll be Static.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #instead of going to gotham to get adopted by batman #danny goes to dakota city to get adopted by static's dad #Robert has no idea who this kid is or why his Distantly-related Niece is wearing what looks like a hero costume #but he knows trouble when he sees it #and this kid needs help #badly

[clown-owo]

I couldn't get this out of my head

#og post #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens #gos2spoilers #i. i am not tagging everyone #only the people i think are important #which are #muriel #ok that's all folks!! #...im kidding #aziraphale #crowley #anathema device #adam young #gabriel #beelzebub #metatron #this took longer than i thought it would because i had so much trouble finding good screenshots on google images #that i just went and got my own #had 2 use a fucking autoclicker to advance frame by frame for the best screenshot #the last one is mean to aziraphale but unfortunately it is funny

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #sklonda gukgak #sandra lynn faeth #riz gukgak #fig faeth #kristen applebees #like kristen IS a good friend and she DOES appreciate riz and fig but she is a mess #like as mothers of two deeply troubled children it makes sense they're comcerned #if my daughter the self-sacrificing ticking time bomb said she was ignoring a CURSE because she was busy with her friend's campaign??? #or if my son needed me to pull over to take a nap because the SAME GIRL was stressing him out so much?? #i think because we live outside the universe and love kristen it's easy to forget #kristen went from being the 'good kid' that the bad kids corrupted to the bad influence that worries their mothers #thinking about ally saying that kristen this season is when chaos is no longer cute #speaking of which this scene did make me realize how little the Thistlesprings check up on gorgug #ik they're trying though so imma give them a pass #like kristen has NO proper guidance on how to enter adulthood #i GUESS jawbone but Jawbone isn't raising her so much as he is housing her #What Kristen REALLY needs is to have one singular adult want to be her parent #She doesn't HAVE a proper sandra lynn or sklonda checking in on her #she has her ex-girlfriend's uncle #if kristen had someone looking out for her we wouldn't BE in this situation

[bruciemilf]

"You're laughing," Bruce deadpans, and even with those contacts on, that burning glow of anger lights up his brown eyes whiskey golden. "Our toddler stole your car, robbed a toy store, and you're laughing."

"You look so beautiful when you're angry. "

"Harvey."

"Doll. It's funniest shit ever," Harvey exclaims, holding a pleased looking Jason, happy as a clam, cuddling a wonder woman kangaroo plushie.

Jason giggles, " shit!"

Bruce groans. Harvey grins harder, "That's funny too! Come on, you're tellin' me our kid ran over the clown, and you don't find it funny in the slightest."

"Not at all."

"You're just mad you didn't ran over him first."

Bruce doesn't deny that. "He's taking the toys back."

"Eh, come on."

"Harvey."

"Oh, what are ya gonna do? Send me back to arkham?"

---

"You don't listen to him, kiddo," Harvey says, behind a wall of glass, back in his orange scrubs. Harv is irritated with him because his Bruce time is limited. "You're gonna do great things. Great, destructive things."

Jason laughs, two front teeth missing after following Dick on patrol. Turns out flying takes more than self-confidence and prayer. "Shit."

Harvey still laughs like a maniac.

#harvey for the dad who always gets the kids out of trouble. i bet he givem them lawyer gift cards but only to annoy bruce specifically #bruce wayne #harvey dent #two face #dc two face #bruharvey #twobats #jason todd #baby jason todd #text #text post #fluff #batdad

[bluerosefox]

The MANY Bloodlines of Constantine

Those Constantine is Danny's dad and sold his kid soul because he thought he'd actually never have one and Danny is now the Ghost King so his soul claims are invalid AUs but learns he's not Constantine only kid (after a while Constantine honestly 100% thought he'd never have kids and never bothered with a 1st born clause when making deals, maybe some annoyed deity or powerful magic user made Constantine think he can't have kids anymore just to get back at the conman) and now doing everything in his Kingly power to save his half-siblings (can be other teens from other shows or movies or cartoons etc etc) because Danny is the oldest of them and really really wants to punch his biodad for making such a huge mess he has to deal with but Danny does get to meet and protect his younger Half-siblings.

Then comes the day he's celebrating one of his half-sibs birthday with all the others when he's suddenly summoned out of the blue and meets not just the Justice League but his, and his half-sibs, no good soul selling biodad.

Hello rightly placed aggression.... Once he takes care of that powerful evil spirit that's attacking earth first of course.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #John Constantine #Constantine is in trouble #Danny is the oldest of them #got crowned before his 18th and the papers/contracts that had his soul showed up #he read them and was livid that his biodad sold his soul #then he found out just who Constantine is and is now annoyed as heck when others show up trying to claim his soul #he gets really pissed off when he starts getting contracts for apparently his younger half-sibs souls #because hes the oldest and now Ghost King and with his protector core all contracts dealing with his blood/family is sent to him #on the bright side he gets to know his half-sibs #he will be punching Constantine once he deals with whatever he was summoned for though #his siblings can be any other kids from any other shows/movies/cartoons etc #is this silly. yes. do I wanna read something like this. double yes #is it almost 3am and I am bored out of my mind. triple yes #ghost king danny

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

#how that convo should’ve went honestly #I adore lil miles with his lil bow tie and lil lawyer dreams #but seriously there’s no way that was the only time his lunch money got stolen😂 #bro was probs like ‘well at least they didn’t take it by force this time🤷’ #miles also canonically obayed the ‘snitches get stitches’ rule all those years which is why the other kids never got in trouble #when they took his money. I can’t be told otherwise about this it’s the only logical explanation #why do you think he had so much lunch money?! it was so he could toss the bullies some and keep the rest for himself #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney incorrect quotes

[naetles]

NO ONE DOES DOOMED MIDDLE-AGED MAN YAOI LIKE THESE TWO

#i have trouble breathing. #THE PANEL OF THEM AS KIDS 😭 #I'VE NEVER FELT MORE SICK BEFORE. #almost eight years since i became a part of this fandom and this is by far the worst thing i had to endure #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd chapter 113 #bsd 113 #fukuzawa yukichi #fukuchi ouchi #fukuchi genichirou #fukufuku #selma rambles