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#may

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White Wolves

#wolves #aroooo #thick dad ass 5000 purveyor of wolves

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#pink #💖 #it’s just the best #my gender is pink

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in the tags

say what you think prev's url means

#we just don’t know

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Taking a nap next to mom

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#cat #kitten #jumpscared by a sugar glider #sugar glider #I didn’t realize you could just have em loose with a cat like that #!!

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since i havent got as much hair anymore it means i have to cut the mane off my sona. now he gets to be just a wolf

#werewolf life is the best life

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#guns #my old roommate when we moved in was like ‘this is my gun if you ever need to use it’ #I am USAmerican #polls #oh I also found guns in motel rooms #when I was a housekeeper at a cheap motel

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#Redwall #amen

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#I’m a stufful with a gible partner #hell yeah #pokemon

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I keep seeing people bringing dogs into grocery stores here in Chicago and it’s complete nonsense. One time I had to walk around an entire aisle because a guy’s shiba got into a fight with a lady’s lab. Why the fuck would you bring EITHER of those dogs into a grocery store. Another time on a rainy day a person’s black lab jumped up and put his wet front paws on the checkout conveyer belt. And the dog’s owner cheerily said “he hates the rain and I forgot to put on his raincoat but I *NEEDED* plastic wrap. Isn’t he a rascal” why are you doing this to the living things under your care and to the people around you

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

#I love dogs and I am a dog person but. don’t bring a non service ankmal into a grocery store. #important things #like if a place serves food you probably shouldn’t bring a hairy animal in there #dogs

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the establishment fears this.

#good things #positivity #lokum makes me want to rewatch 1995’s Party Girl

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“In the middle of a long, hot summer, a fatal police shooting makes national news. Cities across the country erupt into violence as well-organized activist groups mix in with opportunists and provocateurs and begin to riot, loot, burn -- and kill! One rookie cop is caught in the middle and is forced to choose between protecting her daughter, and serving her community. Will she survive the chaos?”

Lol what a “cool” book to publish right now. Cool. Great

(I haven’t read this and I won’t. If I’m wrong in assuming that it’s pro cop and anti protestor I apologize but like. It really seems pretty on the nose lol)

#acab #Mike baron #cops tag #very glad the comic shop I work at didnt order any copies of this #OBVIOUSLY on the cover the cops look like human people #and the rioters look like angry monster people

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please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

#a classic

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FUCK OK so i missed some important options . everyone ignore the last poll please . please reblog for a bigger sample size!

#tie between autistic rep and otherkin rep #dungeon meshi #polls

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The popcorn beast

#art #binturong

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A tale as old as time

#wizard of love #dragon of good morning #good morning #gif #moving image #positivity

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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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#I choose to believe the reblog letters at the end would become kung pow knot #werewolf life is the best life #thanks tumblr