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spinaholi · 3 days
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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hi-intrepid-heroes · 2 days
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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear
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jarvesque · 3 days
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Sandra Lynn Faeth, one day I'll figure out your taste in men (and non binary people). But not today
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lich-slap · 2 days
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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.
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blue-ink-pearls · 3 days
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So, I know people are really desperate for Sandra Lynn to have hooked up with Pamela Dawn instead of Bobby Dawn, and I completely understand that!* Bobby Dawn is slimy and awful and we don't know much about Pamela, so maybe she's better? But it is 100% Bobby Dawn for two very clear reasons:
Sklonda literally said it was him
Bobby Dawn has always been a predator
The first thing we learn about Sandra Lynn's affair during Spring Break Sophomore Year was that she had just left Aguefort (she dropped out her senior year and got a diploma later on) and she was very young. She was asked to join an established adventuring party of people who were older than her and that had lost one of its members. She fell in love with another member of the party that was already in a relationship, they had an affair, and then when the affair was discovered, Sandra Lynn was blamed, kicked out of the party, and her name was smeared as far and wide as possible by the person who had taken advantage of her so that person could absolve themselves, likely in the eyes of their partner and the party.
So what we can immediately deduce from this is that Sandra Lynn was an outsider to her new adventuring party, likely looked down on as "just a kid", maybe disdained for being a dropout, and most definitely resented for taking the place of the (presumably) dead party member. She was in actively dangerous and stressful situations while questing with the party and she probably had little support from the group during that time.
Sandra Lynn was very very vulnerable.
When he met Sandra Lynn, Bobby Dawn would have been about 20 years younger than he is now, likely in his late 30s/early 40s.** Probably still handsome, still a "dashing" active adventurer. He was married to Pamela already (not just in an established relationship), since he had a child by then that was close to grown and I don't think the Church of Sol would be very happy about a child out of wedlock. He would have been a cleric of Sol and probably still preaching "the good word of Sol" but it likely wouldn't have been constant. You can't give sermons while fighting monsters. I'm sure he even saved Sandra Lynn's life a few times!
The thing about Bobby Dawn being a televangelist now, but not then, is that when he was young, he was probably just as good at persuasion, at finding vulnerable people and exploiting their weaknesses to get what he wanted, and yet he hadn't made a name for himself as a televangelist, so people wouldn't know to be wary of him trying to convert or manipulate them.
The scene between Bobby and Kristen, when Kristen is pretending that Cassandra died shows exactly what kind of terrible person Bobby really is. He is happy to find Kristen devastated, that she is having "a real dark night of the soul" and needs guidance. He refuses to help Kristen stay at Aguefort (something that's within his power), despite knowing how beneficial that would be to her well-being, because that goes against his own goals. He is smug and condescending and cruel. He is preying on Kristen's devastation and vulnerability (not knowing it's an act), to draw her back into the fold of the Church of Helio/Sol.
The person who did that to Kristen, is the exact same person who took advantage of Sandra Lynn when she was still basically a kid, just out of high school. He took advantage of her feelings for him, her inexperience and isolation. And then, when they were discovered, he threw her away and made her the villain so he could get away with it.
He ruined Sandra Lynn's life. Yes, she's happy now with her daughter, her partner, and the beautiful home they've made at Mordred Manor with Adaine, Kristen, Lydia, Ragh, Tracker, Zayn, Aelwyn, Boggy, and 15 cats. But Sandra Lynn ended up with self-esteem and relationship issues that she is still dealing with to this day. Those issues ruined her marriage, could have ruined her relationship with Jawbone, and likely played a hand in the difficulties between her and Fig in Freshman Year, as Sandra Lynn saw her daughter take her first steps into the world of adventuring.
Because Sandra Lynn first wanted to be an adventurer and Bobby Dawn took that away from her, just like he tried to do to Kristen.
Bobby Dawn has shaped his career as a high priest of Sol and as a televangelist by portraying himself as the epitome of righteousness. He is rotten to the core, a predator in a job where he is meant to help people, and I CANNOT WAIT to see the Bad Kids take him down.
*I don't really understand it. Pamela Dawn is likely just as bad as Bobby. She's the chief paladin of the church of Sol, her husband is a televangelist and a High Priest of Sol, and she would have been around the same age as Bobby and having an affair with a vulnerable young girl who she then kicked out of the group and slandered. It being Pamela would still be awful!
**Even with the assumption that both Bobby Dawn and his child had their kids at a young age, the math still has to take into account that Sandra Lynn's daughter is the same age as Bobby Dawn's GRANDSON.
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purrassicjet · 2 days
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Bobby Dawn works in a place with at least four (an argument could be made for five) people who would kill him for what he did to Sandra Lynn that man is NOT safe
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rrat-king · 3 days
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i will vomit
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thenerdyindividual · 3 days
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GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT!! I feel so smart rn
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heytherecentaurs · 3 days
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Sandra Lynn is such a great character. She’s fucked up from her past, she’s made a lot of bad choices and kept secrets that hurt people, she’s divorced, she cheated on her partners, she’s repeated destructive behaviour stemming from low self-esteem/self-image issues but she keeps fucking trying and building healthier relationships with her partner and her daughter and she’s brought two other girls who have had traumatic pasts into her home with Jawbone and tried her best to be there, look out for and help them. And that’s so important. She can’t undo what she’s done as a young woman but she can protect these girls, give them a home and help them make better choices. It’s not easy. Fig and Kristen push back and test boundaries but since reconciling with Fig in freshman year, Sandra Lynn hasn’t stopped.
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Up until this episode, Sandra Lynn's taste in partners as far as we knew had been impeccable. Gorthalax, Gilear, Jawbone, Sklonda, Garthy. 10+/10 smoke shows all around.
But then Bobby fucking Dawn??? I'm gonna need an explanation on throwing it all away for him.
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a-jar-of-beetles · 2 days
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I want to put all the people Sandra Lynn has slept with in one room to see what happens, specifically to see who would punch Bobby first
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islandoforder · 2 days
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em getting that bobby dawn is her mum’s toxic nightmare grooming ex just from “does fig know bobby dawn is teaching at the school?” god she’s so!!
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th3b4dk1dzz · 1 day
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Personally I think Sandra-Lynn Faeth should be allowed to hunt Bobby Dawn for sport.
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pantheonfixations · 3 days
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Not only was Sandra Lynn fresh out of highschool when she met Bobby Dawn, she was likely the same age as Buddy’s parent.
She likely knew his kid/s and grew up with them and he still had a relationship with her
And she was somehow the bad guy
Im boiling about it
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iwantasquaresbar · 1 day
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I just want to say that Sandra Lynn is genuinely one of my favourite characters ever created I love that women so fucking much. She’s complex, she’s messy, she’s made so many mistakes but you can tell she cares so deeply about everyone around her.
Her relationship with fig means much to me, you can tell she loves her daughter more than anything but it hurts to see herself reflected in fig and to see that relationship develop through the season is incredibly meaningful. On top of that the chat she had with Adaine in the latest episode and even some of the moments in sophomore year you can tell she really fucking cares about the other bad kids to and loves them for how they take care of daughter.
She was manipulated while she was young and it tore her life up and I just wish that, the young adventurer who got fucked over could see herself now with family and support network she has and although she may not be an adventurer, she’s still a hero and has been on other quests and helped save the world.
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astrolamia · 3 days
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Remembering that Sandra Lynn was scouted while she was still in high school grosses me out, all that shit with Bobby Dawn and his wife happened when she was probably 18 and 19. Meaning they fucking wrecked her life before she even got it started.
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