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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you
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i have a discord channel where i write down ideas for videos but sometimes i write stuff and then completely forget what the idea was and end up with stuff like this
tell me what that means
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met a new kinda guy on twitter today
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Robin Williams dressed as a Denver Broncos cheerleader in Mork & Mindy (1978), “Cheerleader in Chains”
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At first Fabian refuses to interact with his and Fig’s new sibling but one day his mom is dealing with something in the other room and the baby is crying and so Fabian has to pick up the baby. So he picks up the baby, bouncing them gently, and says, “One day, eighteen years from now, I will fight you to the death.” Then the baby reaches up and curls their little hand around his finger and Fabian’s voice breaks, utterly in love with this tiny person, and says, “I will defeat you,” unconvincingly.
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If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.
That's why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they're ordered to.
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It's the last day of April
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The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play
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i love taking pictures of my rabbits from the world's least flattering angles
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u know seeing regulars on my notifs makes me happy it's like i run a cafe and there's regular customers who stop by 😭
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this too shall pass
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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Sending my unconditional love to addicts and people with horrible compulsions and people who are suicidal and everyone who feels utterly alone and all the psychotic people who society disdains and the homeless and people who feel lost and everyone who doesn't want to get better and people seeking vindication and people who can't let go and people who are undesired. I love you all so much.
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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