#tony adopts peter and harley

[basically-harley-keener]

Peter: mushrooms

tony: the food?

harley: the drug?

peter: mushrooms

#peter parker #harley keener #marvel #harley keener x peter parker #parkner #spiderman #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #tony stark #harley-keener-x-peter-parker #infinity war #tony stark adopting kids is everyting

[marvel-lous-guy]

Harley: I hate how your family stops giving you money on Christmas and birthdays as you get older. Like, I need it more now than I did when I was 7 Susan, I'm starving!

Peter: at least you have a family

Harley: shut it, orphan boy

Tony: I literally give you all the money you want! You are not starving!

#susan I'm starving #im sure theyre not actually starving #seeing as Tony Stark has practically adopted them both #he probably even makes them visit him every week #and cooks them a healthy homemade meal #he probably does their laundry too #which annoys pepper #because he never used to do his own #peter parker #tony stark #harley keener #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #mcu #irondad #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect harley keener #textpost #funny #incorrect irondad

[a-avengers-a]

Short Fic | Harley Keener/Peter Parker Are Dating | Parental!Tony Stark | Civil War Rouges Return To The Tower | Domesticity | Fluff | Dead!May Parker | No Heavy Angst

Peter Who Now? By MJ_Writes04

The Rogue Avengers move back to the compound after apologising and agreeing to sign the accords if they were altered.

They start seeing a boy around who they suspect to be Tony's son.

A few months ago, Peter's aunt May died. Tony swiftly adopted Peter and has been working on making him feel safe and stable again.

He's worked so hard to just get Peter talking that he can't help but be slightly annoyed that the Rogues decided to come back now.

#iron man #mcu #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #parental!tony stark #marvel mcu #bucky barnes #adopted!peter Parker #the avengers #rouge avengers #captain america civil war #steve rogers #wanda maximoff #vision #natasha romanoff #sam wilson #clint barton #princess shuri #harley keener

[bamboozled-distress]

I was talking to my best friend in class today about marvel and she said

"I'm not a tony stark apologist, he's done nothing wrong what is there to apologize for"

and honestly so true !

#cant stop thinking about this #i mean is she wrong tho? #civil war?? he was right #age of ultron?? he was right #iron man 3??? fuckin right #that man has done nothing wrong in this life #except not adopting harley and peter tho #tony stark #mcu #avengers #iron man #marvel #robert downey jr #rdj

[harleyification]

I love the Starklings, and not just the main two. I love Peter Parker, Morgan Stark, Harley Keener, Doreen Green, and Riri Williams (the ones I know of). I want ALL of the Starklings in one room. I want all of the Starklings to be adopted siblings. I want Tony to look at the horde of children he somehow keeps acquiring and I want him to think fondly, “What...the fuck did I do?”

#Harley and Doreen would be BEST FRIENDS #WEB of Spiderman may have introduced them but yall gotta read the Squirrel Girl comics #The two of them would be chaos friends #I dont know too much about Moon Girl or Onome #But they can be Starklings too #Who else would be a Starkling?? Is there someone I dont know?? #IS THERE MORE CHILDREN FOR TONY TO ADOPT??? #ADD TO THE P I L E #Harley Keener #Peter Parker #Tony Stark #Starklings #DOREEN GREEN MY BELOVED OH MY GOD #THIS MAY BE A HARLEY BLOG BUT I ALSO ADORE SQUIRREL GIRL #Harley Keener and Doreen Green....Moirails

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: How was your day, boys?

Peter: We almost got surprise adopted today!

Tony: What?

Harley: [not looking up from his phone] We almost got kidnapped

Tony: Oh, okay

Tony:

Tony: Wait- WhAT?

#incorrect quotes #incorrectmarvelquotes #mcu marvel avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj #peter parker #tom holland

[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]

Steve: The children are here.

Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.

Wanda: I'm russian.

Tony: Peter is from Queens.

Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.

Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.

Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.

Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?

Kate: *blink blink*

Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Bonus

Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.

Bucky: How they all ended up here?

Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect irondad and spiderson #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #peter parker #irondad #irondad and spiderson #marvel mcu #hawkeye #hawkeyedad #clint and kate #kate bishop #clint barton #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #incorrect quotes #wade wilson #harley keener #tony stark #wanda maximoff #wanda marvel

[minimarvelh]

Tony: when I first met you guys, I thought you were weird and annoying kids.

Everyone: …

Peter:

Harley: and?

Tony: and I was right, you two are the weirdest and the most annoying kids in the whole world!

Pepper: Tony-

Tony: but, you’re MY kids, so we just need to make you two weirdos mine legally. here, please sign *throws adoption papers at the table*

#irondad and spiderson #peter parker #actually autistic #spiderson headcanon #tony stark #spiderman #ao3 fanfic #irondad #irondad spiderson #marvel #ao3 #fandom

[headcanonthings]

Peter: *flirting with Harley* Tony: *suddenly appears* Peter: Hello, Mr. Stark, Sir! This is your adopted son and I do not know him! Tony:... Tony, turning to Harley: When did I adopt you?

#i loved this scene in spiderverse but I also love how I can now use it for another spiderman #yes i do have a stupid sense of humor thank you for asking #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #peter parker #spider man #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #irondad #harley x peter

[petergender]

#i 🫶 drama #spiderman #ao3 #peter parker

[thompsborn]

and when i post my super long 10+1 one shot from harley’s pov about him befriending and then falling in love with peter parker—no spider-man, no iron man, no superheroes, just people—disabled diabetic peter parker with his wonky glasses and history of loss and grief, and harley, adopted by rich gays tony stark and james rhodes, with two little sisters and raised sheltered and comfortable but also still raised right—

what then, huh? what then???

#i’ve been slowly writing this for literally two years #its currently almost at 20k words and still not even halfway done #and it WILL be posted as a one shot #parkner #currently on 4 of the 10. and then there’s still the +1

[basically-harley-keener]

peter: i failed this test.

tony: oh no!

harley: no he didn’t. he’s just mad he got a 89

#harley keener #peter parker #marvel #harley keener x peter parker #parkner #spiderman #avengers #tony stark adopting kids is everyting #tony stark

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

adopting a pet with the avengers!

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 911

request: yes / no

original request: hello good fellow. can you do a headcanon set on adopting a pet with the avengers? thanks

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: mainly tony stark, scott lang, reader, peter parker, harley keener, miles morales, and bruce banner!

a/n: bucky + alpine = fave duo ever. OK maybe natasha & liho too. and clint and lucky. there are so many good pets already in marvel (usually just comics tho smh) so i had some stuff to go off of. THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST i loved writing it <3

taglist: @nutellani @thecloudedmind

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you had been BEGGING tony to let you get another pet

bc a few of them already lived at the tower

lucky, liho, and alpine

but you wanted a dog.

not just any dog

specifically a puppy 

and miles, peter & harley were on ur side

especially harley bc he rly wanted a dog

so one day when tony got rly tired of y’all asking him, he came up with an idea

“tell you what. how about you kids make a petition. if you can get a decent amount of signatures, i’ll consider getting you a puppy.”

and that was good with u!!

i mean u were all taking government class at midtown so this was gonna be easy

the first person you went to was scott

bc he’s scott, he wasn’t gonna have an issue with a puppy right

right?????

but when you asked him, he seemed kind of sad for some reason.

and when you asked him why?

“well, it’s just… i don’t want my ants to feel left out.”

“scott, i don’t think they would feel left out. you love those things more than anything!”

“yeah.. you’re right. ant-onio banderas won’t be mad right? or ant-ibacterial? oh, hopefully if they’re mad, it won’t be permen-ANT!!!”

you got the signature and left asap because once scott says one pun he takes like hours to figure out another

love him though

so next you went to clint

and he was more than happy to sign!!

bc ofc lucky would love a little friend

and natasha was there too

she was a little more hesitant bc liho is rly sweet but kinda skittish

but you convinced her because you told her how cute it would be if they loved each other & like you could get the cute stock photos of a dog & a cat together or something

thor was totally on board

because he’s thor ofc

and thor loves puppies

“y/n, this is so exciting! i remember when i got my first pet!! well, it turned out to be loki in disguise. it was still very exciting, though!!”

oh btw miles and peter signed 

they were ur first signatures!!!!!!

next up was sam, bucky, and steve

and you and harley decided you needed a little extra push to convince them

so you made a powerpoint presentation. 

and it was awesome

like you may have used every single available transition

twice

maybe three times each

like i said it was awesome

maybe a little excessive

but awesome!!!

steve kept making you go back a slide because he was taking notes

TAKING NOTES

what a nerd, am i right???

jk we love steve rogers in this house

anyways then they deliberated

and they made you and harley go stand outside the room

it literally felt like shark tank you guys

well not the standing outside while they decide but still

but they signed it yippee!!!!

bruce and wanda signed quickly too

especially bruce was really excited

i feel like he would totally be a dog person 

like he prob had a puppy when he was young that he really loved

you even went over to the sanctum sanctorum to get stephen and wong to sign it!!!

and they did!!!

well wong did

and then he forged strange’s signature for you

wong supremacy fr

you were on a roll

you got aunt may to sign it. you got phil coulson to sign it (pretend he’s alive oml sry yall) you got maria hill to sign it.

hell, nick fury even signed it!!!!

so you took it back to tony

and he was like 

“woah this is a lot more than i expected”

AND SO HE TOOK YOU TO GET A PUPPY!!

and y’all

you and peter, harley, and miles found the cutest one

a little german shepard 

w like the floppy ears & stuff?

oml he was so cute

tony kept saying his named was tony jr

but you told him no

but he kept saying it

ok, live in ur fantasy world ig stark!!!!

jk love him

anyways you named him max!!!

bc yes!!!!

and you took him back to the tower

thor was really excited and max like totally loved him from the start fr

any time he liked ripped up the furniture or smth thor would just hold him with one hand and take him around

but he was happy so he was like wagging his tail and stuff

sam and bucky looked like they didn’t like the dog at first

but then alpine was like obsessed with it and so bucky had to like him

and max kept sitting on sam and licking him

and he was like “omg stop”

but he was laughing so you knew you were good

tony and bruce even built a little spot for max in the lab

and a bunch of like cool toys for him

max was the perfect dog for y’all bc like he loved everyone and everyone loved him

every night he slept in a new room & he loved to play 

he ran with y’all too when you had to run so it was way more fun

suddenly dr strange was over at the tower a lot more…

he’s such a softie

and scott loved him too they were best friends

tony was just proud of himself for “teaching you to be good citizens”

HAHAHA

dw y’all he loved the dog too

just trust that max is the most spoiled dog EVER!!

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#avengers x teen!reader #teenage avenger series #teenage avenger #avengers #avenger headcanons #mcu #marvel #mcu headcanons #marvel headcanons #clint barton #tony stark #sam wilson #bucky barnes #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #scott lang #stephen strange #wong

[ircn-dad]

i-

i don't-

what in the house of sanity is happening.

1) Tony is not responsible for Wanda. She's an adult and she is responsible for HER SELF. Stop treating her like she's a baby who needs someone to cuddle her. But if we want to take a look on how he treated her sure... let's do it.

She didn't faced any consequences after Ultron. Who do you think made sure she wasn't arrested and imprisoned for the rest of her life? Pietro's Ghost? Tony took care of every avenger's reputation and payed for everyone. He let her stay in the compound AND when she was accused and people wanted to incriminate her he wanted her to stay safe in her house. Not a room with only a bed, a whole building with the man he loved. Just to protect her from hate.

But yeah, he's an horrible person.

2) HE WAS ABUSIVE TOWARDS PETER?

idk if I should laugh or not at this... he literally made Peter's life safer because if he never met him Peter would still wearing that unsafe pajama fighting the crime. Or maybe not, he would directly be dead.

If we want to blame tony for bringing a child during a fight, then we are all dumb. THAT-WAS-NEVER-MEANT-TO-BE-A-FIGHT.

Peter just had to web Team Cap to make sure they didn't escape (AND THEN BECOMING CRIMINALS Y'ALL, TONY WAS SAVING THEM), it's not tony's fault if Steve didn't changed his mind. Was it kinda irresponsible? yes. He is a bad model because he brought a kid to Germania? no. Peter was already a superhero, Tony didn't make him one. And Peter was excited to be there, so I don't really know what's y'all problem.

In homecoming was he distant? yes, but because he needed time to heal. at the same time, he was always looking after Peter and always helped him when he needed it the most. He just wanted Peter to be safe and to be just a friendly spiderman. Y'all wanted Peter to be like Raimi!Peter but when Tony also wanted that, you get angry. Ok.

I won't speak about infinity war and endgame because all he did during that movies was to care about Peter, protect him and save him from death. But yes, sure, he's abusive.

3) Harley.

Have we watched the movies or...

Let me start with saying Harley didn't need Tony like Peter needed him. Harley had a mother and a sister, what should have Tony done? Staying with him and leaving everything behind? let me remind you that he HAD to leave him, or, y'know, not a big deal, Aldrich would have won. Also, we're all forgetting how Tony payed for Harley's house and his little sister's watch. Yeah he didn't care about him either.

Second thing. Did you watch endgame funeral? Harley was invited. Pepper would never invite a kid tony met ten years earlier. they must stayed in contact during the time. But no, let's say he's a bad model because he didn't adopted a kid who he just met and who already had a mother and a sister.

Was the comment about being a pus*y kinda cruel? Yes. But it's a joke. J-O-K-E. And it doesn't look like Harley was crying because of this. Just because he made some jokes, he gets hate. Okay.

4) This one is the worst.

Y'know, I can almost see why you can say the first three things. Almost. Because you only saw what's bad about their relationships, okay.

But on this one I don't really understand.

Every interaction they had was showing how much tony cared for the kid. You're saying pepper had to take care of her, but we didn't even see a scene of them before the funeral. Tony was a Caring and lovely father, not like his own father. Morgan loved her dad, she didn't act like a kid around an absent father and I myself have an absent father since I was born and I never acted like that with him. He treated her like a princess, and he was ready to not help everyone because he didn't want to risk his daughter's life.

Are we watching the same movies or

#tony stark #anti anti Tony stark #idc at this point if this post ends up on the tag where people likes to say trash on him #he's literally one of the best fathers in the mcu #tony stark deserves better #pro tony stark #irondad #marvel #peter parker #morgan stark #harley keener #spiderman #tony and peter #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony #maybe i should have censured their name... well whatever

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 2, Match 46: Tony Stark vs. Roronoa Zoro

Submitted kids:

Tony Stark: Depending on the universe, he has many, such as Peter Parker (MCU), Kamala Kahn (AA, 616, MA), Riri Williams (616), Miles Morales (616), Nebula (MCU), Harley Keener (MCU), and Inferno (AA)

Roronoa Zoro: O-Toko, O-Tama, Rika, Michael & Hoichael & the rest of the orphanage

Propaganda under the cut!

Tony Stark:

“Tony Stark, despite his constant claims that he is a terrible influence, is amazing with children, especially Superhero Kids. No matter what universe he's in, Tony Stark is going to have a superhero mentee/unofficially adopted child. He always manages to become a great mentor and fatherly figure to them with their superheroing and other business. He listens to them, trains them, gives them tips, lovingly teases them, supports them emotionally and sometimes physically (hugging, pats on the shoulder), and most of all, ALWAYS tries his very best to keep them safe and out of harm's way (like building suits for them and showing up when they're in danger). It's difficult in the superheroing business to keep anyone safe of course, but he tries his best.”

Roronoa Zoro:

“if there is a child in the arc (of any real importance) you can bet that Zoro will bond with them (okay, usually her cause most of them are girls). Hes not the most obvious of the Strawhats for this to happen with, but there are too many instances to ignore.”

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #ironfam #iron dad #one piece #one piece anime #roronoa zoro #ronoroa zoro #one piece zoro #serial adopters bracket #round 2 #tumblr tournament #tumblr polls #mod note: by far the silliest looking poll so far

[theglamorousferal]

Normally I've been whole ass into DPxDC but lately I've been reading IronDad and SpiderSon fics, specifically ones that have Harley Keener from Ironman 3 also as one of Tony's emotionally adopted sons. I really wish we could have seen more of Harley. I am glad they brought him in for Tony's funeral in Endgame, but it also implies that they kept in touch and now I really wish we had gotten to see even a throw away comment or a picture of Harley in anything since Ironman 3. Just, I wish we could have seen Peter and Harley being Tony's chaotic sons together.

#irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #harley keener #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #science bros pt 2 #iron man 3