it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.
fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)
harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.
peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.
harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.
(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)
peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)
peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.
harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.
peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.
harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’
they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.
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Harley Keener is a Hot headed protective bitch and Peter Parker should’ve seen this coming a mile away
Or that one time that Peter was hanging out with Harley in the busy NYC streets when a drunk man decided it was the best idea to slap Pete’s ass and holler at him right in front of Harley(‘s salad)
Cue the immediate fight that ensued between drunkman and southern boy that eventually Peter had to step into (bcs he’s Spider-Man goddamit) that landed them in jail within less than 30 minutes.
Harley think’s Peter looks really cute all scuffled up and Peter is having like 6 different panic attacks about the irony of being Spider-Man and being IN JAIL.
Don’t worry guys Iron Dad DOES bail them out (more like collects his cute blackmail material)(you know just in case they set the lab on fire … Again.)
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Fell right into the hype of the Barbie meme, in my defence I fucking love them aaaaa
(Pls if u have a better idea for a story inspired by my art feel free to write it out or watevs, just mention or tag me so I can see!! It’s cool!!)
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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?
Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...
MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!
Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?
Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.
Ned: Wanna play UNO?
Peter: Ned, you're my friend-
Ned: The game you idiot!
Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.
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This Year’s Nominations
Fic Nominations
Best in Fluff
“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent
“confessions (just for you)” by blxrryfxcxd
“(A Picture Can Say) A Thousand Words” by shipskicksandgiggles
“You’re Breathtaking” by Tea_For_One_Please
“Pete, I’m Fake Drunk and Wanna Go Home” by Sarah_Sandwich
Best in Hurt/comfort
“a rainbow doesn’t always have a pot of gold” by Scarlettpin
“She’s My Sister” by Weirdness_36
“For the First Time, Eye to Eye” by Sarah_Sandwich
Best in Angst
“Tools to Fix You” by shipskicksandgiggles
“we were all just humans” by MayWilder
“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn
“rise and fall of the tides” by enzhe, MayWilder
Best in Fieldtrip
“Obligatory Field Trip Fic” by Dredfulhapiness
Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option
Best in Social Media AU
“A Spider on the Web” by bee bark (nachtwaechterin)
“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent
“creeper, aw man” by impravidus
“twitter beef so salty and scalding hot that it’s a well done steak” by impravidus
Best in Post-No Way Home
“We’re Happy To Serve You” by ExcaliburLibrary
“After You” by WaywardKeener
“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn
Best in Non-canon Compliant
“Space in Your Bed” by PeachyKeener
“we were all just humans” by MayWilder
“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn
“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious
“Lemon Boy” by Sarah_Sandwich
Best in College/University
“Too busy being yours” by everythingisconnected
“Or Whatever” by shipskicksandgiggles
“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade
“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn
Best in Superhero Harley Keener
“it’s always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man” by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
“saving peter” by thompsborn
“Parkner Meets Miraculous Ladybug Tropes” by impravidus
Best in Identity Reveal
“Spider At Home (ah-ah)” by the_oncoming_stormageddon
“Simply the Best” by impravidus
“As You Wish” by Superstitious
“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious
Best in Future Fics
“Head in the Stars” by shipskicksandgiggles
“not done yet” by thompsborn
“no one else was in the room where it happened” by LilacsAndLilies
Best in Proposal/Marriage
“The Proposal” by impravidus
“Stuck in the Middle” by impravidus
Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option
Best in Tony Stark Involved
“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade
“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent
“Devils in the Details (but you got a friend in me)” by PeachyKeener
“Well, this is awkward” by Saturning
Best in Soulmates
“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions” by sammiespider
“Garden Growing” by saladbabie
“promises, promises, promises” by MayWilder
“Skin-Deep” by m4xw3ll
Art Nominations
Best in Digital Art
Harley Keener Introduced At CEO of SI by TEDDY
"Laddie & Spidey !!" by cqlementine
Unnamed by Darka
Best in Physical Art
Aka Peter and Harley won’t stop flirting by Mauvera
Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option
Best in Collage Art
For October Parkner Week by EmmaElsa0000
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Creator Nominations
Best in New Writers
Weirdness_36
DiAngelosBae
Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option
Best in OG Writers
@official-impravidus
@thompsborn
Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option
Best in Artist
@peanuttoffee
@cqlementine
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her weird, wonderful brother
a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.
5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.
he’s gay
he goes to college in new york
he has a boyfriend named peter
he reads and writes poetry
he worries a lot
and, of course:
when he loves, it’s with everything he has
ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.
first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.
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