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#Harley Keener
fotibrit · 9 hours
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need a fic in which Peter and Harley meet and become friends at Tonys funeral. Theyre bonding, and they actually feel less alone in everything. And then NWH spell happens. Everyone loses their memory of Peter.
And once everyone finds their way back to Peter, people are trying to piece their memory back together. They try to understand what they dont remember.
And peter has to break it to Harley that, no, Harley ISNT an old friend the way Ned and MJ are. Harley and Peter actually have barly known each other a few years. (but Harley cant really believe it. It feels like he's known Peter his whole life.)
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Peter: I want to crawl out of this meat prison and become one with the universe.
Tony: Whoa there. Wait a second.
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ikarakie · 3 months
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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dailymarvelstudios · 4 months
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Iron Man 3 (2013), dir. Shane Black
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: I can't believe you managed to nearly burn down the lab in the hour I left you alone
Peter: in our defence, you shouldn't have given us a blowtorch
Harley: and it didn't take an hour
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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months
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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.
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dana-is-snax · 3 months
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ST*RKERS DNI
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Tony, texting Harley while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.
Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this.
Tony: 10, get me out of here.
Harley: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.
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minimarvelh · 26 days
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Harley: I’m going to sleep.
Peter: but it’s only 11 pm??
Harley: sorry I’m not falling asleep at the morning because I was reading 200.000 worded gay fics at night.
Peter:
Peter: okay you got me here. Have a good night.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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fotibrit · 9 months
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peter texts tony asking if a friend can come over after school, and tony agreeing, thinking nothing if it.
Peter: “Hi Mister Stark! Meet my friend, his names Harley. He’s my new lab partner.”
Tony:
Harley:
Tony:
Peter:
Harley:
Tony: Hey Pete, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this story.
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periwinkle-the-11th · 7 months
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Peter 'enhanced spider senses' Parker: *gestures to a sign 10 feet from them* "yeah its just up there"
Harley 'horrible vision, no glasses' Keener: "You can read that??"
Peter 'had horrible vison before the bite, has no idea what the human range of vision should be' Parker: "ummm, kind of?"
Harley 'desperately needs glasses' Keener: "Really? Its all just a huge blur for me"
Peter 'fuck fuck fuck is this a spider thing?' Parker: "Yeah! i just have, really good eyes? I mean like its a bit blurry but not to much you know?"
Harley 'cannot read anything more than 3 feet from him' Keener: "huh, maybe I do need glasses."
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ikarakie · 10 months
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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 month
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Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?
Harley: trust me.
Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated
Peter: that can't be good
Harley: oh come one! That was one time
*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*
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hearts-4buck · 4 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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