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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 7 months
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Tony: Hey Stephen can you help me with-
Stephen: I would jump in an open fire with a can of gasoline in my hands for you, continue.
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Stephen: wow you really yeet that criminal
Tony & Peter: *visibly shocked*
Peter: no wait it’s yeeted in past tense-
Tony: Peter don’t encourage him-
Stephen: you can conjugate it?
Peter: if it been done to you, you were yooted, it’s actually a much debated-
Tony: I’m literally begging you to stop-
Stephen: no wait, let him finish
Peter: Past? Yeeted. Doing? Yeet. Done? Yoot.
*shoots tony a look*
Peter: Hotel? Trivago
Tony: how was that so perfectly orchestrated?!
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underthecouchh · 4 years
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Tony: I have connected the dots
Stephen: You didn’t connect shit-
Tony: I’ve connected them
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stxphxn-strange · 4 years
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Stephen: YOU ARE AN ANGEL
Tony: And so is Lucifer
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malibubandit · 5 years
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Peter, holding up envelopes: my graduation announcements are ready, who wants one?
Every single Avenger, Guardian, Ravenger, sorcerer, symbiote, skrull, villain, God, Goddess, flerkin and Asguardian in the entire multiverse: *raise their hands*
Peter: guys I only have 25.
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kymera219 · 3 years
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@marvelstan.blackwidowisbay inspiring me to make textposts 😂 #loki #lokiedit #textpost #tonystark #stephenstrange #frostiron #strangefrost #ironstrange #frostironstrange #incorrectmarvelquotes https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBdKC0L8kg/?igshid=kw182ajq3gia
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anthosaidsmth · 5 years
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Tony, after Stephen tricked him into opening his emotional baggage: Hey, I'm here to choke on dicks or something, not my emotions.
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You know you made it as an MCU stan when someone on Instagram steals your post and crops out your tumblr name
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lronstranqe · 5 years
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Steve: i don't sin
Bruce: i sin sometimes
Clint: i sin a lot
Tony, from the kitchen: i'm sinning right now.
Stephen,from the kitchen: NO HE IS NOT!!
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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 11 months
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[Rhodey saw Tony and Stephen make out]
Rhodey: What-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
Tony: Well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…
Rhodey: [incredulous] In your mouth?!
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tidalwave-prince · 6 years
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Peter Parker, a edgy gen z kid™: *is mildly inconvenienced*
Peter:
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Tony: PETER GET DOWN AND GIVE ME THE DAMN GLASSES
Peter, crawling on the roof while wearing Tony's sunglasses: NEVER! YOU CANT MAKE ME!
Tony: [smacks him with a broom]
Peter: [demonic hissing while crawling into the other room]
Tony, chasing him around: GET *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack* DOWN *smack*
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underthecouchh · 4 years
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Stephen: Eating after 9 pm is unhealthy
Peter and Tony eating sweets on the couch at 3am:
Tony: Good thing time is an illusion
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spogie · 5 years
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at the wedding
marriage officiant: you may now kiss the groom.
tony and stephen: *kiss*
stephen:
stephen: *starts laughing*
tony: why are you laughing??
stephen: because your initials spell ASS now. Anthony Stark-Strange.
tony:
tony:
tony:
tony: how do i return him to the wizard store
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ctrl-alt-bucky · 6 years
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Giving Doctors' a headache, part one:
Peter: D-Dr.Banner? Does my stomach think ALL potatoes are mashed??
Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce: Holy shi-
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malibubandit · 5 years
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Peter: *grabs something for Tony from a higher shelf*
Tony: grassy ass
Peter, in tears: Mr. Stark please never take Spanish
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