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gen-z-student-quotes · 2 hours ago
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“Their not even bottom of the barrel they’re the pickle juice that gets poured in the fuckin dirt”
- 🖕
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lnniter · 5 hours ago
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tommy saying “i have severe trauma and have been struggling the entire time” to dantdm’s dubstep youtube intro music should not be funny
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suburbanenigma · 16 hours ago
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goodnight!!! I am so excited for tomorrow guys you have no idea!! the past couple of weeks have been really really great bro i love life sometimes
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pigeonox · a day ago
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i cant read a 517 page book but i can read an almost 200 chapter fanfiction
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jeff winger pioneered gen z humor as we know it. no i will not elaborate
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sad-indie-kid · a day ago
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Taking this idea from @youreanangelbaby (their post is right here)
~ Pick some emojis and get a playlist I like to listen to ~
🌧🛹🚬.
⛈🌊👗.
🧦🍂☕️.
🍯🌲☀️.
📿🕯💄.
👑💃🎻.
🐸⛰✨.
🚙🌨🌬.
🗺☔️🌙.
🌕🥃📺.
🛁🌹🕯.
☕️💻🥯.
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As a child I spent 1-2 days a year near Firenze and for the desperation of my mother every time I dragged whoever was with me to look at the mice that lived on the banks of the Arno river.
I was a fucking strange child.
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hermionedawson · 3 days ago
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i feel like everyone has that point in high school where they’re like
FUCK THIS! WHO CARES! LIFE MEANS NOTHING ANYWAY! *manically laughs* IM JUST GONNA SKIP SCHOOL!
then you realise you need a large salary for all the expensive shit you like, and start studying agin.
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elektrashocktherapy · 3 days ago
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So I got this message today:
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And I was like, that’s a porn bot if ever I saw one. No thank you, no men for me today.
BUT THEN I OPENED IT
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And I have NEVER SEEN such a “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” moment in my entire life.
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elektrashocktherapy · 3 days ago
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From the brain chemicals who brought you 🌞Summertime Sadness🌞, get ready for 🌸Springtime Spiraling🌸
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brain-excess · 4 days ago
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i've officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on i'll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which ill then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw
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bonsaicorgi · 4 days ago
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"Love you neighbor as you would love yourself"
But self hatred has been normalized!
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sad-indie-kid · 4 days ago
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I want somebody to cheer for me the way the prisoners did when Bruce Wayne was escaping the pit
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