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claires-audience · 24 hours
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Who crowned it the Great Depression because it sure wasn’t as great my depression.
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nando161mando · 5 months
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#1: “let’s form a union.”
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lobotomizedskull · 9 months
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florenceisstrange · 3 months
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Hazel, who grew up in the 1940s and Jason who had no access to a phone and lived in Camp Jupiter his entire life.
They both do not understand meme culture one bit.
Piper: omg hazel you ate and left not a single crumb.
Hazel: I... I'm not eating anything?
Leo, making tacos: girl dinner, girl dinner
Jason: we're both boys?
Percy: no but i was literally serving in that toga.
Hazel: stop.
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maihonhassan · 2 months
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Who called it "𝙀𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩" and not "𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙞 𝙪𝙡𝙟𝙝𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙧 𝙪𝙣 𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙩𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙞."
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whatsleftofdishaa · 2 months
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We are the generation jo bachpan mein purane gaane sunne vale logon ko judge karte the aur ab khud purane gaane sunte hai.
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deadghosy · 2 months
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Reader trying to help make the hazbin commercial:
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elithilanor · 1 year
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Hot thought of the day: those who crossed the Helcaraxë have the similar macabre and blasé about death humor that gen z and millennials tend to have which is kinda wild to other elves
It’s part of the reason Elrond tends to get on so well with Glorfindel: because he was raised by the murder siblings.
Glorfindel will just say something like “oh at least it’d be a fast death” if he almost falls off a(nother) cliff and Elrond will snort and Lindir will look at them both in horror
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troublegoblin · 11 months
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babygirl i have health problems that would make a grown man cry- yeah of course I'm still going to work what are you talking about
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totallynots8tan · 9 months
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“They’re judging me” I think, alone in my room
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nando161mando · 7 months
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Good
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burgirrrr-rants · 16 days
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Puri ki puri generation, paani mein gayi chapaak :')
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mycatsaidwhat · 8 months
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things i've heard college professors say pt. 15
-type “humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall” with no spaces and no regrets 
-I sincerely don’t sit around reading the wills of people from 16th century Stratford-upon-Avon
-do we have a federal department of education? *reluctantly* yes we do 
-okay. It’s 10:30 and I’m cold and mad. 
-I was assigned to read Macbeth and was like what the fuck, I want to play Nintendo 
-That sounds like something said by someone who wrote 12 historyplays 
-I googled today, which I really suggest you guys do 
-not to bring up florida,
-current event: balloons!
-(cytogeneticist) I make a lot of money saying I don’t know. It’s a pretty sweet gig.  
-*someone comes into the classroom looking lost* is there a meeting in here at 11?
(professor) no i don’t think so, this class goes until 11:30
*person leaves* 
(professor, turning back to the class) probably a serial killer 
-Yeah, and then Shakespeare was like I never fucking loved you– 
-The three typical sources of creative nonfiction essays are the unconscious mind, literature, or the trauma of our lives. Now none of these are technically untrue–
-you don’t have to be smart to understand Shakespeare
*alarm starts going off on student’s phone* 
OH GOD I’M SORRY IM BEING SMITED 
-“In which the men spend several hours taunting each other with speeches and thwacking each other with sticks.” Yes. That sounds perfect. 
-This is, like, nerdy shit I’ve learned over the years 
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maihonhassan · 1 month
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Bohat 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘢 hone ke baad jo 𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 hota haina bas wohi chahiye mujhe.
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whatsleftofdishaa · 2 months
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Remember the lyrics pal bhar ke liye koi hume pyaar karle jhootha hi sahi, genz's took it seriously. Inko ab chahiye hi do pal ka pyaar aur vo bhi jhootha hi.
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mysharona1987 · 8 months
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