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Stiles: There's nothing, and I mean nothing, that will make me say yes to listening to that asshole. Scott: Please? For me. Stiles: Damn it, Scott! You're doing sad puppy eyes at me!

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Derek: Stiles, do you want a Hot Pocket™...?

Stiles: But you hate those things, Der.

Derek: *hovering by the microwave* I didn't say I was having one; I asked if you wanted one.

Stiles: Well... is it a euphemism for something sexy? *salaciously flicks eyebrows*

Derek:

Derek: What the hell could that even mean, Stiles?

Stiles: *looks up hot pocket on urbandictionary.com*

Stiles: Nevermind. I'll make my own vagina.

Derek: *runs to Canada smashing his head through every brick wall he passes*

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STEREK!!!! Really cute couple of TV serie Teen Wolf!! love them!!

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Dylan and Tyler at the end of the Teen Wolf panel at Alphacon

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I'll never stop being obsessed with the way Stiles comforts Derek here, or the way he stands up against Argent here.

Because Stiles knows, he knows how it feels to blame yourself for the death of someone you care about, even if it wasn't really in your control. Stiles and Derek both have that same feeling of guilt on their shoulders, and Stiles comforting Derek after he experiences that same pain another time? Stiles being furious on Dereks behalf? It's devastating, and one of my favorite things about their relationship.

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Stiles: Peter, do you like Johnny Cash songs?

Peter: What?

Stiles: Well, you fell into a burning ring of fire.

Stiles: You went down, down, down, and the flames they went higher.

Peter: Why, you evil little shit!

Peter: I knew there was a reason I liked you ;>

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Derek, pushing Stiles behind him: My mate meant no disrespect.

Stiles, staring directly at another Alpha: Oh, I absolutely did.

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Eli: Can I get some advice? Like, flirting advice?

Stiles: Szczenię, I wooed your old man with sarcastic bitchiness and ideas for murder.

Eli: ...never mind.

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Eli: Dad, can I get some dating advice?

Derek: I didn't realise I was dating your Ta for the first six months. I gave him deer teeth as an anniversary present.

Eli: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Eli: Hey, Dziadek?

Sheriff Stilinski: It took me a year to realise your babcia was flirting.

Eli: OH, COME ON!

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*Derek and Stiles at an out-of-town jail, after Stiles was allowed to make a phone call*

Derek: When will the sheriff get here?

Stiles, who totally forgot calling his dad was an option: Shit, I think I fucked up

*an hour later*

Peter, who hasn’t practised his law degree in over a decade: I’m gonna Legally Blonde this shit

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Talia: You're home late. Where have you been?

Peter: Took Derek to the park.

Talia: Oh? Did he make any new friends?

Peter: Nope. But he did find six cool rocks, three bird feathers, and a turtle shell. So I'd call it a good day.

Talia: *deep inhale*

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Derek: I swear...when it's appropriate.

Stiles: Kochanie, the whole point of swearing is that it isn't appropriate.

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Derek: I hate when people ask "are you seeing anyone?" because I don't know if they mean dating or hallucinations.

Derek: I mean, the answer to both is yes and it's the same person, but that's beside the point.

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liam: so, hypothetically, if i were to destroy my boyfriend’s truck, which i absolutely didn’t do, and proceed to tell my best friend about it first, which also almost definitely didn’t happen, would you say that — again, in the hypothetical sense of things — my boyfriend would have the right to be mad at me?

theo: why do i get the feeling like you’re trying to tell me something?

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Stiles: I so would have rocked my mugshot.... Derek: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

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Scott: ...and that's the pack! Any questions?

Liam, glancing at Peter: Uh, yeah, why is he staring at me like that?

Peter: I'm deciding what spices to cook you with.