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incorectquoteswlw · 29 days

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Nat: Yelena cut her hair

Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know

Nat: How's Bishop taking it?

Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?

Nat: Oh so-

Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.

Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming

Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me

Clint: What did she say?

Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.

They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch

Clint: It's been a slow day anyway

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

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Yelena: this plan will get you killed

Y/N: but you won’t. I’d rather burn than lose you

Yelena: and I’d rather burn with you than live without you

Yelena grabs Y/N and pulls them in…

Y/N:

Yelena: you’re taking me with you and that’s final

Y/N: yes ma’am

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #black widow #black widow x reader #yelena belova #yelena belova x reader #florence pugh #thunderbolts

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marvelflame2010 · 10 months

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Bucky: Alright fucklords

The Avengers: ...

Sam: ...

Bucky: Shit, I forgot this wasn't a Thunderbolts meeting

Bucky: Forget what I just said

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atamascolily · 2 months

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Thunderbolt Fantasy incorrect quo--oh, wait, that's canon, actually.

#thunderbolt fantasy #wuxia fantasy puppet epic #incorrect quotes #seven blasphemous deaths #lou zhen jie

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floilee · 6 months

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Kate: WTF is that, Yelena?

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koko-heads · 8 months

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yakou: what did you guys do?

yuma:

vivia:

desuhiko:

halara:

fubuki:

yakou: you're not in trouble. i just need to know if i have to lie to the peacekeepers again or not.

#i havent forgotten about my babygirl fubuki 🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏿🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏿#yakou furio #yuma kokohead #vivia twilight #desuhiko thunderbolt #halara nightmare #fubuki clockford #nocturnal detective agency #mdarc #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #incorrect quotes

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colacat53 · 8 months

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Yuma: can you guys try to see things from my perspective?

Vivia:*lies down*

Halara:*sits down on the floor*

Fubuki:*leans down*

Desuhiko:*disguises himself as Yuma(specifically fem!Yuma)*

Shinigami:*splats onto floor like she did in chapter 1 when Yuma asked Halara for help*

Yuma: I hate all of you

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #rain code incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #yuma kokohead #vivia twilight #halara nightmare #fubuki clockford #desuhiko thunderbolt #shinigami rain code

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 11 months

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My expectations from the thunderbolts movie

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Bucky: if you saw a bank robbery would you try and stop it?

Yelena: No.

Bucky: yeah, neither would I.

Yelena: I think people should rob from banks

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John: Why do you hate joy so much?

Bucky: I don’t know

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Yelena: if you’re watching TV and all of a sudden, we get a breaking new update on TV that Sam has robbed a bank.

Bucky: I’ll be like, “Hell yeah.”

Bucky: I probably helped him plan it.

Yelena: That’s what I’m saying!

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bwaybby09 · 3 months

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If Zemo were to show up in Thunderbolts:

Zemo: (singing) James, James, James, are you finally single?

Bucky: No.

Zemo: (singing) I respect that.

#marvel incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #bucky barnes #helmut zemo #winterbaron #thunderbolts #sebastian stan #daniel brühl

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justarandomgirly · 2 years

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John Walker: If you do that again, I'll fire you.

Bucky: I dont work for you.

John Walker: Then i'll kill you.

Bucky: I wanna die.

John Walker, mumbling while walking away: I hate that guy

#bucky barnes incorrect quotes #john walker incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #thunderbolts

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moonstone210 · 3 months

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Halara: Do you wanna relax? Vivia: Do you wanna detoxify? Fubuki: Do you wanna be soothed? Desuhiko: Do you wanna coconut-

#watch markiplier's try not to laugh 22 you'll understand #halara nightmare #vivia twilight #fubuki clockford #desuhiko thunderbolt #shitpost #master detective archives: rain code #rain code #no spoilers #incorrect quotes

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Kate: I feel...safe around you

Yelena: You take that back!

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atamascolily · 12 days

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Is this not how it happened.

#thunderbolt fantasy #wuxia fantasy puppet epic #incorrect quotes #it's dangerous to go alone #lin xue ya #shang bu huan #lin nendoroid #or 'lindoroid' as I call it

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incorrectquotesandmadness · 1 year

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Bucky: Okay, help me please!

Yelena: Got two words for you.

Bucky: I bet they won't be helpful.

Yelena: Your problem.

Bucky: I was right

#bucky barnes incorrect quotes #bucky barnes #yelena black widow #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #thunderbolts #platonic yelena and bucky

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koko-heads · 9 months

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desuhiko: fight me!

yakou: ha, look at your size! what are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*later*

yuma: why is the chief crying?

vivia: desuhiko kicked him really hard in the ankle.

#love them #desuhiko thunderbolt #yakou furio #yuma kokohead #vivia twilight #mdarc #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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notafunkiller · 1 year

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*John Walker talking*

Yelena: Does he ever shut up?

Bucky: Not unless someone makes him.

Yelena: So? What are you waiting for? You're the one with the cool arm.

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