Wei Wuxian: I mean, I went through some stuff
Lan Sizhui: You mean death???
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MC whenever there's a weird event: What the fuck is this game? This is just out of control.
MC: I'm not even high!
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"You know I can tell time by looking at the stars"
"Really?"
"Yep, watch."
*looks up at starry sky*
"Definitely night time."
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Jeremiah: wait- marshmellow is spelt with an A? *looks to Jerome and Jonathan*
Jerome: yeah, it's with an A
Jonathan: I'm pretty sure there's an A in there
Jeremiah: wait, you're breaking my reality
Jerome: because you didn't know there was an A in marshmallow?
Jeremiah: yeah
Jerome: i thought we were discovering something deeper
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Des: Look man, I just say things sometimes
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Tintin: (seriously) Neighbours. Can you trust them?
Haddock: (casually) Well, you sure can watch them die!
Tintin: (unable to not crack up laughing)
Haddock: (immediately joins in)
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Shane: Ghosts are gonna be crazy 100 years from now someone's gonna be like 'I saw a little boy in the hallway doin the stanky leg and then he just disappeared!!'
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Boba Fett: On the plus side of the scale, if you’re gonna rob a bank, hey do it. You know, no big deal.
Din Djarin: don’t- you can’t say- you don’t encourage someone to rob a bank.
Boba Fett: Rob a bank.
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Lan Sizhui: Are you scared of the inevitable creep of time that will destroy us all?
Lan Jingyi: Are you scared of your best friend losing their mind in front of you and dying?
Ouyang Zizhen: ... are you guys okay???
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Beelzebub: *Cutting a slice of the cake that looks like him* They say that eyes are the windows to the soul, and I've always wondered what my soul tastes like!
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Pokey: One of the sniggles is being weird
Wiggly: You mean Snigglette
Pokey: They have names?!
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Major Revelations from Minneapolis Ghost FIles Live
The Professor has many names, but right now Shane prefers Concupiscence and calls him Connie/Conny for short
Shane was working on the hotdaga at the start of 2020/end of 2019 and was getting ready to transfer it over to Watcher when the pandemic happened and he's been busy busy busy ever since
Shane knows how the hotdaga ends
Shane wonders if Buzzfeed would fight him for hotdaga rights but he doesn't think they know it exists
Shane and Ryan were going to end Buzzfeed Unsolved earlier but the pandemic happened and they wanted the stability
Ryan got COVID-19 in Montana, which prevented the team from filming the most recent Montana Prison ghost files episodes in -30F degree weather
He ate an entire bag of cookies when he had COVID-19 and was trapped in his hotel room while the rest of the team went home to LA
@poorly-drawn-puppet-history @mike-soup thought you may be interested love your blogs <3
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