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Wei Wuxian: I mean, I went through some stuff

Lan Sizhui: You mean death???

#wei wuxian #lan sizhui #mdzs #the untamed #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: watcher #watcher

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Lan Sizhui: Are you scared of the inevitable creep of time that will destroy us all?

Lan Jingyi: Are you scared of your best friend losing their mind in front of you and dying?

Ouyang Zizhen: ... are you guys okay???

#let's be honest #ouyang zizhen is the only mentally stable junior #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #the juniors #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: watcher #watcher

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Lan Jingyi: I want these men to kiss each other!

Lan Sizhui: You've always asked for this. You've asked for a story that ends up to be a love story

Lan Jingyi: YES!!

#they are talking about wangxian #of course #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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"Why don't you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?"

Wei Wuxian to Wen Chao

#the fact that this was basically what he said #wei wuxian #wen chao #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Lan Sizhui: [trying to connect with spirits] Is there anyone here with me right now?

Lan Jingyi: [sitting next to him] I am :)

Lan Sizhui: Yes, I know that

#lan sizhui #lan jingyi #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Wei Wuxian: I get these case files just like you do. They just get slapped on my desk and they say "solve it."

Lan Sizhui: [excited] Oh yeah?

Wei Wuxian: And very single time, I don't

#wei wuxian #lan sizhui #mdzs #the untamed #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Wei Wuxian: I love a multi-hyphenate

Jiang Cheng: You're a multi-hyphenate, right? Host, actor, asshole, puppet man-

Wei Wuxian: -ghosthunter, owner of limbs

Jiang Cheng: What else have you got?

Wei Wuxian: Well, I wanna be a tapdancer but you won't go to those classes with me!

#wei wuxuan #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #yunmeng shuangjie #mdzs #the untamed #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Lan Jingyi: Maybe think critically for once

Jin Ling: ExcUSe you????

#lan jingyi #jin ling #mdzs #the untamed #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Jin Ling: "Find an outlet or become a murderer" That's what my uncle once told me

Lan Sizhui: [concerned]!!!

#the real question is #which uncle said that? #jin ling #lan sizhui #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Nie Huaisang: That's kinda erotic

Jiang Cheng: Why does everything go back to being erotic with you?

Nie Huaisang: [contemplating] Hmmmm

#smh #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Jiang Cheng: Do you have a morning routine? I mean besides waking up and being a d-bag

Wei Wuxian: I thought you were going to ask an earnest question. And I guess you did

#we can all agree that wei wuxian can be a bit of an asshole sometimes #wei wuxuan #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #yunmeng shuangjie #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Lan Sizhui: So, just from a moral perspective, do not eat the elderly-

Lan Jingyi: Just the rich

Lan Sizhui: Well, yeah...

#jin ling standing there like ... #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #the juniors #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Jin Ling (about some rogue cultivator): What a creep! Your dad's a cultivator, right?

Lan Sizhui: My dad is a cultivator. He doesn't have maps of mass graves where he's cross-referencing them by putting lights under them like Nick Cage.

Lan Jingyi: So he's just helping spirits. Maybe cutting an arm off here and there?

Lan Sizhui: That's the worst he has done, though

#i mean... #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #jin ling #the juniors #lan wangji #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Wei Wuxian: I was a little bit of a freaky kid-

Jiang Cheng: Well, I mean that's a given

#wei wuxian #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #yunmeng shuangjie #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Wei Wuxian: I've connected the two dots

Nie Huaisang: You didn't connect shit

Wei Wuxian: I've connected them

#wei wuxian #nie huaisang #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Lan Xichen: So the demon we're looking for is said to be 5'4

Nie Mingjue: That's like a foot taller than you, Meng Yao

Jin Guangyao: I'm 5'7

Nie Mingjue: Yeah, when you wear your special hat

Jin Guangyao: That's not- I'm 5'7, dammit!

#this is the real reason jgy murdered nmj #no i will not accept constructive criticism #lan xichen #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #3zun #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved

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Jin Ling: You don't think that it's odd that the ball landed right underneath my name on the wall?

Lan Jingyi: Yeah, but it also stopped at the 'I love pot' graffiti so maybe this ghost just likes to blaze it

#can't argue with that logic #lan jingyi #jin ling #the untamed #mdzs #buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect mdzs #source: buzzfeed unsolved