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huneyseven · 3 months
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V, about to break into Mint Eye: I really don’t think I can do this, guys.
Luciel: We’ll you’re gonna have to, because YOU picked the fucking job.
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huneyseven · 3 months
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V: You look so pretty today that I forgot how bad your personality is.
Rika: Aw, thanks, V.
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huneyseven · 3 months
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Luciel: I’m fine.
Saeran: Are you? Because drinking 13 kombuchas to see if your tears will taste spicy doesn’t seem fine to me.
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huneyseven · 3 months
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Jumin: Do you have any special skills?
Yoosung: No, but I'm desperate and poor and that's better than any Ivy Leaguer who knows how to use photoshop.
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huneyseven · 4 months
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Jaehee: You seem really grounded today!
V: Oh, it's the three tequilas.
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huneyseven · 4 months
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Mc, about V: Is he seeing anyone?
Jumin: Like a therapist or a partner?
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huneyseven · 4 months
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Luciel: Okay, I've divided your bills into three categories: "Impossible," "Next to Impossible," and, "How the Hell Did That Happen?"
Saeran: And I've divided my brother into three categories: "Annoying," "Super Annoying," and, "How the Hell Did That Happen?"
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huneyseven · 4 months
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Yoosung: Look, Zen and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.
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huneyseven · 6 months
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Saeran: So I just found out you can overnight ship live camel spiders to peoples houses for only like $60-$100, so if you've done me wrong recently, you have exactly 24 hours to apologize.
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huneyseven · 6 months
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Yoosung: Wedding vows should be updated to include, “Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?”
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Yoosung: Ghosts are gonna be crazy 100 years from now. Someone's gonna be like, 'I saw a little boy in the hallway doing the stanky leg, and then he just disappeared!'
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Mc: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain The Plan.
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Luciel: 5 Ibuprofen; 2 garlic.
Jumin: What?
Luciel: Try my recipe, boy.
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Saeran: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.
Yoosung: You mean 24/7?
Saeran: No, Saturdays are hang out with Mc and Jaehee day.
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Yoosung: Why is it called Mission Impossible if he does that shit every time?
Zen: Should be called Mission: Really Challenging.
Rika: Through God, no mission is impossible, so jot that down.
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huneyseven · 7 months
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Yoosung: I'm not a former gifted student. I'm still gifted.
Yoosung: Put me in a fourth grade classroom and I'll annihilate them all like I did the first time.
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huneyseven · 8 months
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Luciel, to Vanderwood: Okay, so I know that this is MY fault entirely, but this is OUR problem now.
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