incorrect-joseimuke

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Jikkyuu: Fukushima, what kind of flowers do you prefer?

Fuku: I like roses.

Jikkyuu, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Oh, well, uh...

#touken ranbu #jikkyuu mitsutada #fukushima mitsutada #jifuku #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Mitsutada: Hasebe kun is my best friend in the world; I give him a thousand kisses each day.

Mitsutada: He hates me and yells and bites me every time.

#touken ranbu #shokudaikiri mitsutada #heshishoku #incorrect quotes #please don't tag the pairing the other way around

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Midare: And then, *Giggles*

Midare, giggling again: they ran into my knife.

Midare grinning: They ran into my knife ten times!

#touken ranbu #midare toushirou #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Chougi: What the fuck are you talking about?! I’m like the fucking backbone of this family!

Daihannya: You’re like the appendix of this group. No one knows what you’re here for.

#touken ranbu #yamanbagiri chougi #daihannya nagamitsu #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Librarian: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword or a gun.

Saniwa: That's why I always carry six swords.

Master, nodding: And I always carry six guns.

#bungou to alchemist #touken ranbu #senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #incorrect quotes #crossover

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Fuku: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on my way here.

Mitsutada: But how? We don't have a car.

Fuku: What car?

#touken ranbu #fukushima mitsutada #shokudaikiri mitsutada #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal Kitahara: I caught two authors smoking behind the library. Idiots.

Bunal Kitahara: Twenty minutes later, the librarian caught me and two authors smoking behind the library.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

MC: Alright! Who wants to be the sacrifice?

The boys: ...

MC, laughing: I'm kidding.

MC, presenting a roulette wheel: I already put all of your names on this wheel, so all I need to do is spin it and whoever it lands on will be the sacrifice.

#touken ranbu #bungou to alchemist #twisted wonderland #senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #incorrect quotes #mean mc

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Vargas: Hey, Crowley-

Crowley: Not now please. I'm busy organizing all of my mail into three categories. From Yuu, Death Threats, and Death Threats From Yuu.

#twisted wonderland #ashton vargas #dire crowley #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

*At Starbucks*

Bunal Kkc: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven espresso shots?

Bunal Odsk, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes #drugs mention

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal Tkmr, holding a sex magazine he found in Kenji's room: Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

Bunal Kenji: I'm sorry women.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes #nsfw mention #source: diary of a wimpy kid

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Doudanuki: Yeah, I broke one time, no big.

Jirotachi: I thought I broke once. Turns out that's just what happens when you make daiquiris with the Saniwa's special stash.

#touken ranbu #doudanuki masakuni #jirotachi #incorrect quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal Kzn: Why are you playing your cello at 3 in the morning?

Bunal Kenji: I'm sad as hell.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal Tkbk: I can't go shopping with you. I got plans.

Bunal Tkmr: Smoking drugs, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes #source: breaking bad #drugs mention #nsfw mention

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Gras: I've got your restraining order right here!

Gras: *grabs a police officer's crotch*

Gras: Restrain this!

#senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #gras #incorrect quotes #source: breaking bad #nsfw

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Bunal Yuuzou: If you want to smoke you need to be another twenty feet from the door.

Bunal Aktgw: So move me further, bitch.

#bungou to alchemist #incorrect quotes #source: breaking bad

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Fudou, about Oda and Ranmaru's relationship: You ever do something so sweet and so gay that people are still talking about it 500 years later?

#touken ranbu #fudou yukimitsu #incorrect quotes #source: overly sarcastic productions