#incorrect quotes definitely

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radiostatic #staticlovetune #vox #vox the tv demon #alastor #alastor the radio demon #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #vox embarrassing himself in an overlord meeting yet again #i think i created a bit of fandom trope #he's probably drunk #never mind he's definitely drunk #this is literally canon #it should've happened at some point #pre stayed gone #but i can also see the exact same convo happening post stayed gone #Vox when he can't make himself throw out the Alastor body pillow #The tags from my wretched mind are getting worse and worse

[james-sunshine-potter]

Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

#Sirius wouldn’t shut up about how Regulus was doing the same to James #or stealing James away from him #‘he was mine first!’ #I can hear that echoing down school hallways #but they would definitely blame James for Regulus turning soft #james potter #regulus black #sunseeker #starchaser #jegulus #regulus x james #james potter headcanon #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #james x regulus #jegulus headcanon #jegulus brainrot #jegulus incorrect quotes #rosekiller #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era #jsp- jegulus

[tristansfreezingtheirbrain]

Arthur: What are you talking about?! You’re the most important person in my life!!! I love you more than anything- I’d marry you if I could!

Merlin: why don’t you?

Arthur: BECAUSE EVERY TIME I ASK YOU, YOU CALL ME AN IDIOT!!!

Merlin: That’s because it’s a stupid idea.

Arthur: SEE!!!

#merthur #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #they probably got married on accident tbh #like some Vegas incident or something #but like- if Vegas had a medival version #probably did it for tax evasion reasons too #it was definitely fake at first and then it just kind of… evolved

[freddie-77-ao3]

Jason: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Leo Piper: How do you feel about that, Leo? Leo: …It’s not helping with the rumours Piper: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours Jason: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

#pjo hoo toa #pjo #riordanverse #pjo series #pjo fandom #incorrect quotes #piper mclean #leo valdez #jason grace #valgrace #hoo #i refuse to believe that jason grace is straight #and leo definitely isn't so

[foxtamer113]

Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Yor: Is it working?

#Loid definitely needs better sleeping habits #Shdgagds #2 hrs a night is definitely not enough my guy #Let your wife love you to sleep #Sgdgsds #Spy x Family #SpyxFamily #SxF #LoidYor #TwiYor #LoiYor #Loid/Yor #Loid x Yor #Loid Forger #Yor Forger #Twilight sxf #Yor Briar #Yor Briar Forger #Thorn Princess sxf #Incorrect quotes #incorrect spy x family quotes #incorrect sxf quotes

[praisethelorde]

Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.

Cardan: I would never wear those.

#he's so sassy he's definitely said this to someone before #folk of the air #tfota memes #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #taryn #taryn duarte #cardan #cardan greenbriar #jude #jude duarte #cardan x jude #jude x cardan #incorrect tfota #tfota incorrect quotes #tfota

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*

Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?

Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do

Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*

Husk: ….

Reader: ….or he could do that

#husk you shouldn’t be surprised you know this man will NOT hesitate to put on a performance #reader is amused and honestly lowkey impressed #you know angel definitely made a bet with them to see how creative he could get #obviously he won😌 #my mans gotta collect that BAG💰💰💰 #pun intended #anyway I love them and this could lowkey be considered as huskerdust x reader?? #I’m gonna say it is cause fuck it why not #huskerdust x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel x reader #huskerdust #angel dust x reader #husk x reader #angel dust x husk #fuck I forgot to mention this idea came from an incorrect quote I found online but I just added my own little ✨twist✨ to it #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox

[rentumblsstuff]

#starkid #npmd #hatchetfield #npmd incorrect quotes #and yes #he’s referring to Steph #peter spankoffski #the quote was definitely either him or Ted

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.

Neil: I’ll call

Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Neil, into the phone: Hello

Andrew, on the other end: Hello.

#calls from Neil are more important because he only charges his phone once a year #and definitely not because they’re in lurve haha whatttt that’d be so crazy #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten #nicky hemmick #andreil

[regeditt]

*remus, mad at james*

remus: well at least i'm not into tw*nks-

*sirius walks in*

sirius: james is into what?

sirius: moony, i know you’re not talking *gestures to himself*

remus: …

remus: can’t you just side with me for once!!

#guys im a gay man plz dont cancel me for using twink #also remus is lying he's definitely into those lmfao #there’s no point to this #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes

[csquare]

Idea based on Melissa’s Cameo (thanks to those who organised and posted it, and posed the question :))

#supercorp #incorrect supercorp quotes #supergirl edit #danvers sisters edit #definitely blaming melissa benoist for this idea #this is how it would happen right?

[forthetaintedmemes]

Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

#ranpo knows the definition of a war crime #he just doesnt care #ranpoe is so soft compared to the rest of our disaster gays #ranpoe #soukoku #ranpo edogawa #brat tamer and fuck around and find out specialist #bsd poe #dazai #in denial #osamu #chuuya nakahara #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[vixfern]

Clark: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Bruce: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

#Bruce definitely wears his fuzzy socks every day after this #batman #dc #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dcu #bruce wayne #incorrect quotes #clark kent #bruce wayne x clark kent #clark x bruce #bruce x clark #Superman #batman x superman #superbat #incorrect superbat quotes #superman x batman

[dark-elf-writes]

Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)

The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?

#the elf talks #naruto #incorrect naruto quotes #what a good dad #someone told him he would put his kids down for the last time one day and he vowed that would be no time soon #and fucking meant it tbh #guy sees this and immediately grabs his own team #ALL FO WHOM DEFINITELY LIVE AND ANYTHING THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS LYING

[cod-dump]

Ghost, to the camera: I pick people up to assert dominance

Ghost: *picks up Price*

Price: *too stunned to speak*

Ghost: *picks up Alejandro*

Alejandro: *instant panic because he has trust issues*

Ghost: *picks up Gaz*

Gaz: Well this is happening

Ghost: *picks up Rudy*

Rudy: *Accepts his fate and just goes limp* Wake me up when we get there

Ghost: *picks up Soap*

Soap: HELLO SAILOR

#john soap mactavish #call of duty #cod mwii #incorrect quotes #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #ghostsoap #rodolfo parra #soapghost #alejandro vargas #modern warfare ii #alejandro definitely has some trust issues and you know it #original quote

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Weasley, what are you doing?

Ron: I’m about to go out and see how Harry’s date goes

Draco: Potter got a date? Which unfortunate girl got set up with him now?

Ron: Someone at work. I’m just there in case he needs rescue, you know, if it’s a horrible date

Draco: Do you want to Side-Along?

Ron: …you want to Apparate with me to go see Harry?

Draco: Sure. I love seeing Potter being miserable with his date

Draco: And then perhaps I can stay to watch Potter with you. Clearly, just in case his date is too persistent and I have to work my charms on her to save Potter’s arse

Ron: Okay, sure, whatever

Draco: Anyway, do you think my hair is okay?

Ron: Yeah?

Draco: Alright, good, let’s go

#drarry #ron definitely knows #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #ron weasley #draco & ron #incorrect hp #hp #hpdm #daddiesdrarry on instagram #harry potter x draco malfoy #harry x draco #drarry squad #drarry gang #draco x harry #incorrect draco malfoy quotes #incorrect ron weasley quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #hp imagine #hp text post #hp ships #drarry textpost #drarry imagine #drarry ship #drarry imagines