weren't you straight?
when was that. Can somebody go find that for us please
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My favourite hobby is trying to imagine the most no homo superbat moments DC would actually be willing to do but it's hard because we already have:
There's only one room/sharing a bed
Being the other's black mercy dream
Canon in a genderbent universe
Almost-kiss (with an ulterior purpose)
Being the one the other'd miss most if they died
Innuendos & jokes (of varying levels of seriousness) about being married
Rescuing eachother naked
and that's just off the top of my head.
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There’s a bit in the first episode of Superman: The Animated Series, right before they launch Kal-El into space, where Jor-El tells Lara that he could send her with him. There’d be a risk, but he could do it. And she says no, and they send Kal-El into space, and the planet explodes, but consider.
John and Martha Kent are driving home when a pod screams through the Kansas night air and lands in a pond, water instantly boiling into steam.
John grabs a flashlight. Martha grabs a tire iron because you can never be too sure.
The pod opens in the now shallow pond. Out of it steps the most gorgeous human either of them had ever seen, dressed like she’s just stepped off the cover of a Weird Science comic book.
John thinks, “Dang.”
Martha thinks, “Dang!”
The Weird Science woman looks at them warily as the steam evaporates in the glare of the flashlight. It’s then that they notice the tiny baby in her arms.
And there’s something fundamentally Kentish about seeing a problem and wanting to help.
An hour later Lara is getting a crash course in midwestern hospitality while John coos over the baby.
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Smallville by Steffany Rodriguez.
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By https://x.com/jjoldi5160
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oh the subtle, delicate angst of Clark never trusting himself to kiss someone with his powers and then the day comes where he’s temporarily depowered on the Watchtower and, in the scant few moments he has before his powers return, he quietly asks Bruce if he could just — try. one time. just to see what it was like to be kissed without having to worry about hurting someone else or pushing too hard against them or wanting.
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Silver Age Lois Lane: Oh dear, my feminine obsession with marriage has gotten me into humiliating danger!
Golden Age Lois Lane:
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Superbat wedding but Jason isn't invited to the public ceremonies (as he is, you know, declared dead for a while now) so he crashes the wedding as Red Hood to spite Batman and ends up taking hostages.
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You'd think, in this era where he seems to have unlimited knowledge of Krypton on demand, he'd just memorize the encyclopedia to quit it with the surprises.
Action Comics 325
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