Was thinking about eleven year old Fawn Spots Harry and made myself laugh because he would be so angry that technology doesnât work at Hogwarts.
Full on âWhat do you mean Olympus has cell service and the middle of Scotland doesnât?! Itâs not even the same plane of fucking existence and calls arenât even long distance!â Little man has not been more than a phone call away from his family since he was adopted and he is not coping well, but beyond that the lack of online databases, easy way to compile notes and write the eight million essays theyâre assigned, and actual entertainment that isnât âdangerous flying dodgeballâ (which he does love tbh but still not everyone does) would drive him up the wall. Fuck the lack of things like highlighters and binders would piss him off. ďżź
He would show up with a spiral notebook and a mechanical pencil and a pureblood child would pass out from shock. He writes his family constantly begging for any and all stationary they can send. He uses breaks to type up last termâs notes and introduces the first final study guide in Times New Roman into Hogwarts and makes a killing off of selling them. The older pureblood students beg on bended knee for help making their own and the muggleborns realize oh shit they can corner the market per year and subject. Harry will drag Hogwarts into the modern age if he has to do so kicking and screaming.
Of heroics and healing Harry and Fawn Spots Harry meeting and bonding over having met Ry
Once they get done spiderman pointing at each other they find out that the one constant throughout universes is one (1) shapeshifting enby who makes the worst coffee known to mortals and gods alike and honestly arenât even that surprised that is painfully Ry energy.
But real talk since Iâm imagining them as their current ages as far as the auâs go HaH Harry would be so busy being so damn grateful FS Harry gets to grow up with a good family from such a young age it would take him a hot minute to get to that realization. The hope that maybe somewhere there is a Harry Potter that gets to grow up happy and loved and safe would drive him to tears.
Hmm I have an au for Of Heroics and Healing where Sirius goes to Japan in hopes of checking up on Shota, because he was scared he might be dead because of the war or something, right as Shota adopts Harry. So when he gets word of what is going on, he is so so so mad because he was so close, yet so far
AU of an AU where everything is the same but Sirius is pouting dramatically on Shoutaâs couch and whining about how his darling baby cousin stole his godson away
Shouta is about one more dog breath good morning from going full Cain instinct on him (and if he sometimes presses his face into Padfootâs fur and lets a few tears fall because they made it. Sirius was home and out of Azkaban and well enough to be bitching and complaining and getting dog hair over everything Shouta owns. Harry was there draped over Hizashiâs shoulder as they tried to explain some English assignment to him laughing at them instead of paying attention. Well that was his business wasnât it?)
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
Living in America means going into a mostly dead mallâs parking lot as a short cut to avoid traffic and finding a carnival + a gun show happening on opposite ends of the mall.
REAL
Like I know we all cloud on the US for being exactly this stereotype but I need everyone to know that it is fully accurate and true.
Friendly reminder (to myself, but if I need to hear it than someone else probably does too) that itâs okay to jump from wip to wip to wip. Writing shouldnât be about guilt, and no writing is ever a waste.