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starrynightsxo · 3 days
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cardan: two best friends in a room, will they-
jude: there's no-one else in here cardan
cardan: well, would you look at that?
jude: cute, but did you forget one thing?
cardan: *smirking* and what would that be?
jude: *stands up to leave* we're not friends.
*cue searing kiss*
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highladyofterrasen7 · 23 hours
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Normal couples: get out of my house and never come back!
Cardan: get out of my faerie kingdom and don’t come back *wink*
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lostalittle · 1 month
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Cardan, stroking Jude's hair : You're so cute and pretty.
Jude, sleepily : I could beat the shit out of you.
Cardan, lovingly : I know.
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praisethelorde · 1 month
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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.
Cardan: I would never wear those.
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viivdle · 23 days
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this is 113% what cardan thought happened during the exile
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talleryn · 29 days
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Taryn: what can end friendships?
Nicasia: drifting apart
Jude: lying
Cardan: uno
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thejudeduarte · 7 days
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Jude af
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pinkestpeony · 9 months
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jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.
cardan: go ahead.
jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.
jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.
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thenilofernoorulain · 3 months
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Cardan when Jude:
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bananacatmeow · 1 month
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help i remember this scene in The Wicked King, where Cardan's poisoned by wraithberry and feels nauseous-
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and today i was feeling REALLY nauseous, so i fell asleep after downing some soda (real ones get this)
and when i woke up, my first thought was, "I am going to retch."
I threw up. in the. toilet.
It was a literal disaster.
anyways im cardan yall 🥰
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starrynightsxo · 29 days
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Cardan: no Jude, we can’t just go around killing everyone
Also cardan: GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE BITCH
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lostalittle · 1 month
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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:
Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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2 years after QoN….
Jude: *dragging a body* Hey, I’m home!
Cardan:
Cardan: … I’m sorry but you cant keep digging up my garden to hide them! You’ll have to find somewhere else.
Jude: It’s good fertiliser tho
Cardan: no
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viivdle · 3 months
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cardan at the coronation because even though it's a massacre, his crush is there:
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twitter tweet twats #14 characters by @blackholly and @stephanie_garber
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