I forgot...
them: are you okay?
me: *weeping, cradling body* someone tell me jurdan is real. please. *weakly* someone.
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thank you. you are someone.
them: are you okay?
me: *weeping, cradling body* someone tell me jurdan is real. please. *weakly* someone.
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RIGHT?? IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GUSHY AND WARM
THE HAWTHORNE LEGACY REVIEW (NO SPOILERS)
SO SO GOOD.
THE TWISTS, THE TURNS, THE ROMANCE SUB-PLOT I WAS HERE FOR IT ALL.
RECOMMEND TO EVERYONE IT IS AMAZING.
(reblog if y'all wanna chat COS OMG ITS SO GOOD I CANT)
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DYING
jameson has a bondage kink and is a switch (that's it, that's the post)
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nah I like to spice it up a little
cardan: two best friends in a room will they-
jude: there's no-one else in here cardan
cardan: well, would you look at that?
jude: cute, but did you forget one thing?
cardan: *smirking* and what would that be?
jude: *stands up to leave* we're not friends.
*cue searing kiss*
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cardan: two best friends in a room, will they-
jude: there's no-one else in here cardan
cardan: well, would you look at that?
jude: cute, but did you forget one thing?
cardan: *smirking* and what would that be?
jude: *stands up to leave* we're not friends.
*cue searing kiss*
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I freaking love this PLEASE.
also i am fully under the impression that cardan's knowledge of mortals starts and ends at "weak and round eared" so i can only imagine how the discussion of jude's monthly cycle goes. this dude is HORRIFIED.
she's having cramps and all that's left her out of commission, but he's scratching his head because she literally just had her period last month so he's like ??? is something WRONG WITH HER???
jude is like, "i get my period every month. most mortals do.”
cardan is pale. "every month."
"mhm. sometimes it’s irregular so it can happen twice a month. sometimes it skips a month. it’s worse when i’m traveling between elfhame and the mortal lands.”
"is there...any way to stop that?"
"yes one very effective way.”
“we must try it then. this is no way a queen should spent several of her days every single month. it is cruel and unjust. i will not stand by—”
“pregnancy.”
cardan stops. “what?”
“pregnancy stops my cycle. and i promise you it’s very effective.”
“no,” cardan says, looking as if she’s just gutted him. “anything but that.”
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cardan saying he smiles when he’s nervous goes CRAZYYYYY because from jude’s POV it’s always a “cruel look” or it’s “wicked” or a “smirk” or a “sneer.”
this mf is just smiling jude relax 😭😭😭
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LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH 💞💞
why are you saying you’re married huh?
because I am married to my beautiful and amazing wife @starrynightsxo
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not even holding hands. a slight brush of the fingers is way too much. a barely-there caress on the cheek? fandom is GONE, they be writing the wedding fics already.
Kanej may be the only ship that can make the fandom freak out by simply holding hands
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why does her existence annoy me so much?
i want to burn eve. every time her dialogue spawns up, i just find the urge to set fire to her increases severely. she could possibly have the biggest character development though, cause lets be honest she's a well-written character.
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tumblr needs a bookmark option. like I wanna see these some of these silly little posts again without having to have to scroll up and down the kilometres of reblogs I seem to miraculously build up. ugh.
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