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lennonmccartneyofficial · 2 years

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Cosette: *really bad at flirting* Umm, you smell really good.

Marius: *equally bad at flirting* Thanks, I use both of my nostrils.

#i will never let go of the fact that Hugo describes Marius as having passionate nostrils #whatever the hell that means #Cosette Fauchelevent #Marius Pontmercy #Marius x Cosette #Victor Hugo #Les Miserables #Les Mis #classic literature #classic lit #incorrect Les Mis quotes #incorrect classical literature quotes #incorrect classic lit quotes

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ereyies · 4 months

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victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

#frankenstein #dr frankenstein #victor frankenstein #classic literature #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #the modern prometheus #the creature #frankenstiensmonster #incorrect quotes #incorrect frankenstein quotes #gothic lit memes #gothic literature #classic lit memes

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wheretobuygoodurl · 20 days

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#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #classic lit memes

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celaenaeiln · 11 months

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Dick: *searching for his teammate post-battle* Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?

Jason: Shut up. Shut up! Don’t you dare desecrate Shakespearen literature you Neanderthal.

Dick: *offended* what?

Jason: heh, you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Dick:

Dick: Well, Little Wing, right now you’re walking an average speed of 3.1 mph and you’re going to fire your grapple gun to shoot across to another building but in order to do so you need to increase your running speed because the tension on the string is opposing the Normal force at an angle and if you count the weight of gravity, you have to calculate F=ma with cos of 46 degrees or else the grapple won’t latch on but since there’s a high frictional force between your boot and the ground, the coefficient of static friction is much higher than normal so as such, you need to lower the coefficient of kinetic friction so you have the momentum to reach peak velocity needed to boost you into the air and not suspend your rope so that’d be your final velocity squared equal to your initial velocity squared minus 2 times gravity times your final height minus your initial height. So in conclusion, your initial speed of run must be 5.3 mph if you don’t want to bash your head open on a brick wall.

Jason: what.

Dick: oh you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Jason: ….Bitch.

#sibling behavior #Jason’s literature vs dick’s physics #I just finished telling my own brother he’s dumb an hour ago bc older siblings always know better. duh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #dicks a Mathlete so for sure he’d do this #Jason is into classic literature so he’d quote a sassy Jane Austin quote and the fight would begin again #they’re petty that way

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Clark: Sure, I can explain the flight, and the lasers, and the immortality, but the Dolly Parton posters? Now that's tricky

Bruce as Batman, has Gerard Way's birthday legalized as a holiday in Gotham: ... Hm

#do yall think bruce hates country music?? i think he does but he loves dolly and analyzes her songs like they're literature classics lmaoo #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #superman #clark kent #incorrect quotes #superbat #bruce x clark #text

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violet-moonstone · 10 months

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Elizabeth: *enjoying a book*

Darcy: You know, I think women are only attractive if they read–

Elizabeth: I just remembered I fucking hate reading.

#pride and prejudice #incorrect quotes #incorrect pride and prejudice quotes #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #classic literature #violet-moongem

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pelideswhore · 10 months

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Odysseus: Why is Achilles so sad?

Patroclus: He took one of those ‘What character are you?’ quizzes.

Odysseus: And?

Patroclus: He got Agamemnon.

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 years

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Me, before reading Dracula: Eh, I dunno about this Jonathan dude. He’s so boring in all the movies. Whatever, we’ll get to Drac soon.

Me, after reading Dracula: Jonathan Harker is an amazing character that deserves to be in the same considerations as Frodo Baggins and Edmund Pensive. He is a good-hearted and kind man that defied the typical male hero archetypes of the time. Jonathan isn’t strong enough to face the monster. Of course he isn’t. He’s one little guy against a living nightmare, but he’s saved by the love he has for his fiance. He is soft and kind and every adaptation has done him so dirty, making him stuffy and prudish to justify shipping Mina with Dracula who is more in line with the typical masculine ideals of the time. Also, trying to force a romance between Mina and her assaulter is really kind of fucked up. Jon and Mina Harker are wonderful and deserve the world.

#incorrect super smash bros #not a quote #Dracula #Dracula Daily #Jonathan Harker #Mina Harker #Mina Murray #Jonmina #rant #literature rant #literature #classical literature #Bram Stoker

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sweetlittlestarbursts · 4 months

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Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.

#gothic lit #henry clerval #victor frankenstein #incorrect quotes #Classic literature gone gay #frankenstein quotes #frankenstein #clervalstein #The gay is here to stay #dark academia #dare i tag #funny quotes #shitpost #im sleep deprived #Reading Frankenstein

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monstercollection · 2 years

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Jonathan: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Jack: I think you mean cards.

Quincey: he did not.

Jonathan, pulling out knives: I did not.

#dracula daily #quincey morris #jack seward #john seward #jonathan harker #incorrect quotes #incorrect dracula #incorrect classic literature

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accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes · 1 year

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Atticus, after Halloween: This is what we call a traumatic event.

Atticus, turning to Jem: Not a “major L”.

Atticus, turning to Scout: And not an “oof lmao”.

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bacchaemember · 1 year

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The Odyssey as headlines!

art: (1)Head of Odysseus from a Roman period Hellenistic marble group representing Odysseus blinding Polyphemus (2) Penelope with the suitors by John William Waterhouse (1911/12) (3)Portrait of Don Lorenzo de Medici and Athena Cosimo Ulivelli (17th century) (4) Circe offering a cup to Odysseus by John William Waterhouse (1891) (5)Neptune and Amymone, 1757, Carle Vanloo (6)Odysseus returning home by John Flaxman (16th/17th century) (7)The return if Telemachus to Penelope by Antonio Zucchi (1726) (8) Illustrattions for Homer's Odyssey by Jan Styka a Polish painter (1901-1903) (9)Helen recognising Telemachus, son of Odysseus by Jean-Jaques Lagrenée (1795) (10)The Companions of Odysseus Steal the Cattle of Helios (fresco by Pellegrino Tibaldi, 1554/56)

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obscurelittlebird · 8 months

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Bertha: Look, Rochester, I know we don’t get along. Rochester: [scoffs] Yeah, we sure don’t. Bertha: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering. Rochester: What is it? Bertha: Here, it’s a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax. Rochester: … Rochester: Bertha. This is a toaster.

#jane eyre #charlotte bronte #bertha mason #mr rochester #incorrect quotes #jane eyre incorrect quotes #classic literature incorrect quotes #obscure content

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wheretobuygoodurl · 4 months

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#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #laertes

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apokalyps · 2 years

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Just diagnosed with holding hands deficiency

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raskolnikovbaby · 2 years

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raskolnikov: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

sonya: they are.

raskolnikov: you know who else is beautiful?

sonya: *blushes* who?

raskolnikov: napoleon bonaparte.

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