raskolnikovbaby

[raskolnikovbaby]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY!!!!!!

#fyodor dostoevsky

[raskolnikovbaby]

dunya, shocked: luzhin just told a joke.

raskolnikov: luzhin IS a joke.

#source: fresh prince of bel air #crime and punishment #classic books #classic lit #russian literature #c&p #fyodor dostoevsky #ruslit #incorrect quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dunya raskolnikov #dunya #dounia #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #luzhin #pyotr petrovich luzhin

[raskolnikovbaby]

sonya: he invited us to lunch and I couldn't say no.

raskolnikov: i could.

sonya: that's why you only have two friends.

#source: modern family #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic lit #classic books #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #sonya #sonya marmeladova #sofya marmeladova #ruslit #russian lit

[raskolnikovbaby]

I don't relate to raskolnikov in a “i'm extraordinary” way, i relate to him in a “i sleep to escape from my thoughts and/or reality” way

#he is just like me in 2020 #i want my mother to read it and she will say that I am just like him #crime and punishment #classic lit #classic books #russian literature #c&p #fyodor dostoevsky #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov

[raskolnikovbaby]

razumikhin: who traumatised you?

raskolnikov: do you you want a list?

razumikhin:

razumikhin, with his guns out: yeah actually

#incorrect crime and punishment #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect c&p quotes #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #source: tumblr

[raskolnikovbaby]

luzhin: are you leaving me me me dunya: sorry I met a real man I met a real man razumikhin hi baby yes i am a real man, you wanna go skateboard?

sonya: IT'S MUFFIN TIME IT'S MUFFIN TIME

dunya: well actually it's 12:30

raskolnikov: somebody kill me!

#this song is in my head 24/7 #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #c&p #fyodor dostoevsky #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #luzhin #pyotr petrovich luzhin #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #Sonya #sonya marmeladova #sofya marmeladova #Dunya #dunya raskolnikov #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #dounia #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #source: tiktok #it's muffin time

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: my mom doesn’t tell me how to live my life. napoleon bonaparte does.

#source: never have i ever #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect quotes #incorrect #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #ruslit #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: I love you, okay?!?

sonya: the words are nice, but the tone is scary.

#crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #sonya #sonya marmeladova #sofya marmeladova #source: the good place

[raskolnikovbaby]

razumikhin: you’re probably one of those beautiful women who doesn’t even know it.

dunya: no, I know it.

#crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #dunya raskolnikov #dounia #dunya #source: modern family

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: you know what the worst part is?

razumikhin: that you're having to process your emotional pain without sleeping all day?

raskolnikov: No!

raskolnikov: ...

raskolnikov: yeah.

#crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect classic lit #incorrect c&p quotes #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri razumikhin #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #source: the big bang theory

[raskolnikovbaby]

katerina: I forget but I don't forgive.

katerina: I go around hating people and I have no idea why.

#i cannot believe i hated katie at the beginning #now i love her #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect classic lit #katerina ivanovna #katerina ivanovna marmeladova #katerina marmeladova #source: tumblr

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: i was taught to think before I act.

raskolnikov: so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I've thought about it and am confident in my decision.

#crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect c&p quotes #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #source: unknown

[raskolnikovbaby]

pulkheria: I don't remember raising you to be like this.

dunya: I don't remember you raising me at all!

#the least favourite child I feel you dunechka #source: unknown #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect quotes #incorrect #raskolnikov #incorrect classic lit #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #dunya raskolnikov #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #dounia #dunya #pulkheria alexandrovna

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

sonya: they are.

raskolnikov: you know who else is beautiful?

sonya: *blushes* who?

raskolnikov: napoleon bonaparte.

#crime and punishment #c&p #classic lit #classic books #russian literature #classic literature #ruslit #fyodor dostoevsky #incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect classic lit #incorrect c&p quotes #incorrect crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #sonya marmeladova #sonya #sofya marmeladova #source: twitter #source: tumblr

[raskolnikovbaby]

katerina, at marmeladov's farewell dinner: alright, listen up you little shits

katerina: not you rodion romanovich, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

#source: tumblr #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #ruslit #incorrect #incorrect classic lit #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect quotes #incorrect c&p quotes #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #raskolnikov #katerina ivanovna #marmeladov #semyon marmeladov #semyon zakharovich marmeladov

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: i'm not really a people person.

dunya: you're barely a person.

#source: unknown #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #incorrect #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #incorrect quotes #ruslit #incorrect crime and punishment #incorrect classic lit #rodion raskolnikov #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #dunya #dunya raskolnikov #dounia

[raskolnikovbaby]

c&p characters political alignments because I have nothing to do

raskolnikov: anarchist. no need to elaborate.

razumikhin: communist, he seems to have a big sense of collectivity.

dunya: cosmopolitan and would be an environment activist

luzhin: right wing libertarian and would for sure idolise elon musk

svidrigailov: far right, loves the tsar and would vote for bolsonaro if he was brazilian. (fuck you)

sonya: she says she is centre because she wants to avoid discussions but is secretly left wing

katerina: centre but she is telling the truth

porfiry: i don't know but he seems to be centre-right

#sorry for bad english #crime and punishment #russian literature #classic books #classic lit #fyodor dostoevsky #c&p #headcanon #politics #political compass #ruslit #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri razumikhin #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #razumikhin #dunya #dunya raskolnikov #dounia #avdotia romanovna raskolnikova #luzhin #pyotr luzhin #pyotr petrovich luzhin #svidrigailov #arkady svidrigailov #sonya #sonya marmeladova #sofya marmeladova #katerina ivanovna