#don't know if it is incorrect at this point

[handweavers]

something that comes up for me over and over is a deep frustration with academics who write about and study craft but have little hands-on experience with working with that craft, because it leads to them making mistakes in their analysis and even labelling of objects and techniques incorrectly. i see this from something as simple as textiles on display in museums being labelled with techniques that are very obviously wrong (claiming something is knit when it's clearly crochet, woven when that technique could only be done as embroidery applied to cloth off-loom) to articles and books written about the history of various aspects of textiles making considerable errors when trying to describe basic aspects of textile craft-knowledge (ex. a book i read recently that tried to say that dyeing cotton is far easier than dyeing wool because cotton takes colour more easily than wool, and used that as part of an argument as to why cotton became so prominent in the industrial revolution, which is so blatantly incorrect to any dyer that it seriously harms the argument being made even if the overall point is ultimately correct)

the thing is that craft is a language, an embodied knowledge that crosses the boundaries of spoken communication into a physical understanding. craft has theory, but it is not theoretical: there is a necessary physicality to our work, to our knowledge, that cannot be substituted. two artisans who share a craft share a language, even if that language is not verbal. when you understand how a material functions and behaves without deliberate thought, when the material knowledge becomes instinct, when your hands know these things just as well if not better than your conscious mind does, new avenues of communication are opened. an embodied knowledge of a craft is its own language that is able to be communicated across time, and one easily misunderstood by those without that fluency. an academic whose knowledge is entirely theoretical may look at a piece of metalwork from the 3rd century and struggle to understand the function or intent of it, but if you were to show the same piece to a living blacksmith they would likely be able to tell you with startling accuracy what their ancient colleague was trying to do.

a more elaborate example: when i was in residence at a dye studio on bali, the dyer who mentored me showed me a bowl of shimmering grey mud, and explained in bahasa that they harvest the mud several feet under the roots of certain species of mangroves. once the mud is cleaned and strained, it's mixed with bran water and left to ferment for weeks to months.  he noted that the mud cannot be used until the fermentation process has left a glittering sheen to its surface. when layered over a fermented dye containing the flowers from a tree, the cloth turns grey, and repeated dippings in the flower-liquid and mud vats deepen this colour until it's a warm black. 

he didn't explain why this works, and he did not have to. his methods are different from mine, but the same chemical processes are occurring. tannins always turn grey when they interact with iron and they don't react to other additives the same way, so tannins (polyphenols) and iron must be fundamental parts of this process. many types of earthen clay contain a type of bacteria that creates biogenic iron as a byproduct, and mixing bran water with this mud would give the bacteria sugars to feast upon, multiplying, and producing more of this biogenic iron. when the iron content is high enough that the mud shimmers, applying this fermented mixture to cloth soaked in tannins would cause the iron to react with the tannin and finally, miraculously: a deep, living grey-black cloth.

in my dye studio i have dissolved iron sulphide ii in boiling water and submerged cloth soaked in tannin extract in this iron water, and watched it emerge, chemically altered, now deep and living grey-black just like the cloth my mentor on bali dyed. when i watched him dip cloth in this brown bath of fermented flower-water, and then into the shimmering mud and witness the cloth emerge this same shade of grey, i understand exactly what he was doing and why. embodied craft knowledge is its own language, and if you're going to dedicate your life to writing about a craft it would be of great benefit to actually "speak" that language, or you're likely to make serious errors.

the arrogance is not that different from a historian or anthropologist who tries to study a culture or people without understanding their written or spoken tongue, and then makes mistakes in their analysis because they are fundamentally disconnected from the way the people they are talking about communicate. the voyeuristic academic desire to observe and analyse the world at a distance, without participating in it. how often academics will write about social movements, political theory and philosophy and never actually get involved in any of these movements while they're happening. my issue with the way they interact with craft is less serious than the others i mentioned, but one that constantly bothers me when coming into contact with the divide between "those who make a living writing about a subject" and "those who make a living doing that subject"

#you dont have to read all this im just ranting to myself #like this goes on for a while im just warning you

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Buck: Can you keep a secret?

Ravi: Do you know anything about my life?

Buck: No, I don't. Good point.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

#911 #9 1 1 #911 show #9 1 1 abc #911 fox #911 abc #911 on abc #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #buck buckley #evan buck buckley #ravi panikkar

[ckret2]

Ages ago I made a post about what Ford thinks about Bill (in a billford context), and I've had an infodump on what Bill thinks about Ford floating on discord for months, and an ask finally prompted me to post it, so here ya go:

If asked why he likes Ford, Bill himself claims that Ford overthinks everything, but in such fun, interesting ways, and Bill likes the way Ford thinks about things.

But really, Bill overthinks everything too; it's just he overthinks social things. He's always calculating how to persuade, control, manipulate people. He never has a conversation that isn't a chess game, it's exhausting and he won't even admit it's exhausting. When's the last time his top priorities weren't either "how do I convince some sucker to make a portal" or "ugggh I'm so SICK of the PORTAL I'm gonna THROW A PARTY and NOT THINK AT ALL"

Whereas Ford is guy who'd hear someone say something incorrect and bluntly go "no you're wrong" and accidentally offend the hell out of them because he's SO excited to share this fantastic information they don't know. The social world DOES NOT EXIST for him until he's reminded of it.

And so he's free to turn all his brainpower instead to. Like. The environmental impact of barf fairies on fern fertilizer or whatever.

Bill knows Everything™ but he's gotten tired of doing anything with that knowledge. They're all discrete points of information to him. He doesn't have time to muse over things, he's got an inventor to manipulate at 11pm and then a party to get to at midnight. He's never once in his life thought about the impact of barf fairies on the local flora. But he does happen to know the plants in that part of the woods are more acid-resistant and wow is that why???? He's never even thought to think about that before. Thousand year mystery that Bill didn't even notice has been solved.

(On the other hand "Ford doesn't think to think about the intricacies of social interaction" is also part of what makes him so easy to manipulate, he's so much more inclined to just accept at face value a friendly offer of assistance on a big academic project. Sure Bill's helping for the sake of scientific advancement in and of itself, why wouldn't he?)

Bill wants to just, fling random facts at Ford and see if he can think up connections between them. Go nerd boy go nerd boy go

"... So there you have it Ford, that's the problem you'll have to overcome with adapting alien machinery to human fuel sources, now I wanna hear YOUR thoughts on how to overcome that problem." "Well—" talks in an uninterrupted stream that by thirty minutes in has drifted over to the history of kerosene production, which he read an interesting book about between semesters in college— "... I've gotten off topic, haven't I?" "No no, I think you're on to something. This is how brainstorming works, free association of concepts. Keep going."

Ford in the morning: "... oh no I didn't let my muse get a word in edgewise for the rest of the dream, i didn't bore him did I?" Bill: "damn, I never noticed the patent process for hurricane lamps was so contentious. There's little dramas everywhere"

When things are going well, their relationship is,

Ford: "I just wanna hear Bill teach me things about the multiverse forever."

Bill: "I just wanna hear Ford think deeply on any topic that crosses his mind forever."

Both of them when they're in peak harmony: excitedly jabbering at each other at 200 words per minute about the stupidest topic you've ever heard, but you'd need a phd in at least two fields to comprehend it

That's love!!!

Ford, having historically been socially shamed: "... am I being weird?"

Bill: "💕❤️💓yeah❣️💖❤️‍🔥"

Sometimes I think about Bill watching Ford in his sleep and being in awe at this human-shaped genius: you with your beautiful electric mind, packed into this soft flawed uneven body. one would never know it from the outside—but you're in there. This genius with a mind like a galaxy. ... and he's like, growing hair and stuff. wild.

#billford #meta

[superkooku]

Dionysus' iceberg

This post is what remains of an initially very long rant idea. That means there will probably be a part 2 😏.

Here's the reason for my title :

In theory, you can stop there since my meme pretty much summarizes my complaints. But since I like ranting, I'll continue 😈

The tip of the iceberg

When you think "Dionysus", which words come in mind first ?

Probably "wine", "party", "alcohol" "fun god".

These words are what most people remember about Dionysus. And yes, I'm not going to deny, they fit.

Unfortunately, my problem comes with the fact that 9.5 times out of 10, Dionysus' personality will exclusively revolve around these aspects.

Since the issue is about modern adaptations and perceptions, I'll use a modern term.

I'm sure most of you are familiar with flanderization, right ? If not, the link to TV Tropes' article on the subject is available.

Many adaptations fell into that trap for, I think, every single Olympian.

Hades, god of the dead, lord of the Underworld = Satan, evil death god, darkness and sorrow

Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty = Superficial bimbo who only cares about her pretty face

Zeus, king of the gods, lord of the sky and thunder = 100% pure God OR more recently : evil king god who constantly abuses women.

The gods are stripped of their complexity to fit simpler and more "digestible" characterizations. It doesn't help that the cultural context surrounding them is also taken away...

But this is about grape boi, right? Well, Dionysus is no exception to that rule. In fact, he might be one of the worst cases.

So far, he was never really portrayed in an "insulting" light, like Apollo in Lore Olympus or Hades in the Percy Jackson movie. Fortunately.

But, from all the popular adaptations I've seen, none of them manage to portray Dionysus ! None ! Does that make them automatically bad ? No, of course. It's just something I noticed.

God of war ? Doesn't appear, only mentioned

Disney ? Don't even try 🤣. Just a drunk goofball. Yes, that includes the fantasia segment and Hercules.

Lore Olympus? Well, he's a baby for 99.99999% of the time, so it doesn't count. But he's still a quiet little Gucci bag for Persephone.

Hades I ? Just a nice guy. But hey ! He can give us useful boons ! And I like his sass.

Maybe he'll do more in Hades II. They're usually more accurate than most, right ? Though that's not a very high bar. And they know about Zagreus ! Surely that's a good sign, right ?

Nevermind...

Here's what all these adaptations tell us :

Dionysus is the god of wine, feasts and parties

He's an Olympian

He likes to get drunk and party 🥳

And that's it.

Again, I'm not blaming anyone, but if the myths stopped with those three points, wouldn't everyone wonder why he's even an Olympian ? I sure did when I was a kid.

We have the god of thunder, the goddess of wisdom and war strategy, god of music/arts/medicine/100 other things, the god of the oceans ! Many cool gods !

And some drunk dude. He's not given any particular power, except the power to stay super passive no matter the stakes ! If the story revolves about epic godly fights (which is often the case), he's absolutely useless.

Heck, Hades II even actively depicts him as a pacifist who can't handle war. While he's not physically a weakling, he sure psychologically is.

Why is this a problem ?

I am not going to beat around the bush: this gives us a very incomplete and incorrect perception of the god.

Even the things that aren't forgotten about him (like his link to wine) aren't explored.

The thing with Hades II (that's the last time I'll mention it) is that it tries to deepen the flanderized version of Dionysus. He's not stupid, but afraid. He drinks to forget his issues.

While this characterization can be very interesting taken separately, we must remember that this isn't an OC, but an interpretation of a cultural figure.

It must be accurate ! While I can accept some liberties, I think that those should mostly be an extension of the original material, not a total deviation.

Dionysus isn't a scared little boi or a stupid drunkard you can manipulate. In fact, that's quite the opposite. And he's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

(even if the "dirt" in question is the blood of his enemies).

Under the surface

Though it's rather "stuff you can find on Wikipedia". Or by reading the myths.

More about it in part 2 of the rant...

It'll be about theater, madness, travels, link between mortality and immortality and... pirates turning into dolphins.

The actual interesting stuff about Dionysus.

I'm not sure about Blood of Zeus and Percy Jackson.

If anyone can explain what exactly he does in one of these series (or both), it'd be nice. My post would be more complete.

Though because of the general perception of Dionysus, my point still stands. None of the things I'll mention in part 2 play a role.

#justice for dionysus #if anything i said is wrong please fact-check me #fellow dionysus enjoyers or fans of the adaptations i mentioned #if you disagree. it's completely fine 😉. just my opinion #Dionysus #dionysos #greek mythology #greek myth discussion #rant #not a reblog

[icy-watch]

So Ras apparently works for Someone and has recruited Jordana. And she has raw Source Dragon energy. None of that's good. BUT I'm thinking Jordana will eventually come to regret that decision.

Sora unlocked her True Potential, which I'm so happy for! She didn't go all golden like the others, so maybe her powers work a little differently?

Arin's def going thru it. Poor kid. He saw his parents for the first time in years. And it didn't look like they aged at all. I wonder where they are and what they've been up to. Maybe frozen in a pocket? That's possible.

It's basically been confirmed that Wyldfyre doesn't have fire powers. It's something else. Something that produces a significant amount of heat to melt aluminum cans and glow blue around her hands. I just have no idea what it is.

There's gotta be a confrontation between amnesia!Jay and the other ninja at some point.

We're def going to be getting more of the Administration in the next season. I just don't know how much.

Alright, I'm going go thru my correct and incorrect predictions tomorrow at some point. It's getting late here and I'm a little sleepy. Tomorrow is also movie night, so I'll be started up the second season the day after. Until then!

#liveblogging #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #season 1 #episode 20 #the power within #ndr s01e20 #ndr predictions

[melishade]

HA!

You know what, I should put more memes!

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Text Incorrect quotes!

If Megatron ever found out Pieck knew who he was.

Megatron: You know who I am, don't you? Dropping the accent Pieck Finger.

Primus as the shadow: Play dumb.

Pieck internally panicking:...Who's Pieck Finger?

Primus and the Primes: BY THE ALLSPARK NOT THAT DUMB!

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Primus: sees a dog

Primus: gasps loudly

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Eren Jaeger: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! *Eren Jaeger opens their umbrella while indoors* Zeke : Eren, that’s bad luck… Eren Jaeger: Chill out, Zeke. Primus, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Eren and Zeke: *screams*

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Primus, pointing at Eren: That child is morally grey at best.

Honestly, all the memes you guys have been sending me are great! Keep em coming if you can!

#attack on prime #transformers prime #tfp #attack on titan #send me asks #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #asks #ao3 #eren jaeger #zeke jaeger #pieck finger #tfp megatron #megatron #maccadam #macadam #maccadams #tfp optimus #optimus prime #tfp optimus prime #spoiler #spoilers #tf prime #tfp primus #primus

[hisbucky]

Tommy: Hey, are you two dating? Buck: H-huh? No, we're just partners. Eddie: Yeah, what he said. Tommy: Cool, so I'm going to take you on a date tonight. You like watching UFC? Eddie, blinking: What. Buck: Hey, what the heck - Tommy, smoothly interjects: And you, you can take me out on a date tomorrow, handsome. Buck, blinking even harder: What.

#7x04 speculation #911 show #911 on abc #buddie #bommie??? #incorrect 911 quotes #blazingsky #aka #🔥🔥🚁 #don't know if it is incorrect at this point #incorrect quotes #tommy kinard #evan buckley #eddie diaz #feeling deceased #because what was that new clip #the not really gay firefighter show got gayer

[allforthe-gay]

it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind

#andrew was FERAL . #he fucking choked KEVIN like COME ON #and he was like RACING into the room to see neil and #he was all like *tugs neil's hoodie to get his attention* *threatens anyone who tried to come close to them (abby)* #he was all like 'i dont trust them to give you back.' come on man . #and neil was looking at andrew . most definitely Like That. when he was talking to abby #neil was all battered and bruised from barely dodging a fucking death sentence and he sees andrews partly red eye and thats #the first thing he talks about #*lightly taps a thumb against the bruise at andrews eye* i didnt know theyd staged a riot #they were all like Looking at each other and ..... idk i am not explaining this well enough but . #you don't need me to. you all read it #it was So Fucking Obvious my god #im crying bc even neil thought nicky wasnt far from the truth at that point #like he could not have been more incorrect istg . #aftg #andreil #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #mi ne

[jakeperalta]

taylor calling out a nyt article about her sexuality is cool good for her I guess but I am begging her and her people to stop throwing "this wouldn't happen to a man" at literally everything... like sometimes that is.. not the point

#baffled by that line like why would they say male celebrities don't get the sexuality speculation #have they ever been online for more than 5 minutes??? #also why did they specifically bring up shawn mendes that's sooo weird to me #like what does he have to do with anything 😭 #also one of the only things i know about shawn mendes is that he has had all the speculation and he's said how much it sucked #so it is both weird and incorrect as a point #i just don't get why swifties all praise tree as the best pr person around when half the time her approach feels like 😬😬 #talking #taylor swift

[q-starhalo]

I never thought about it til just now but you can literally tell that Bad did lose 7 children.

Chayanne - While yes, as of recent there hasn't been much interaction between the two, you can tell Chayanne trusts his uncle Bad just like Phil does. I mean, Phil literally said that a big reason why Bad has access to the bunker was because Bad always keeps an eye out for the egg and will do anything to protect them. And Chayanne and Bad spent a lot of time together! Bad had made a dungeon for Chayanne and was planning on making another one. If Phil can't make, he'll just go to Bad and get his quests done. So if anything happened to Chayanne, Bad would feel highly guilty because Phil and Chayanne trusted him to keep him safe.

Tallulah - Tallulah and Bad are just really sweet (and sad) whenever they're together. Heck, Tallulah mentioned how she sees him and Phil as father figures. Whenever Tallulah feels bad and Phil isn't there, she goes to Bad. She asks him for a hug, for him to tuck her into bed, for him to read one of her papa's letters. She trusts him oh so much that if Bad loses her....oh the guilt he'd have

Ramon - This one, if anything, is pretty self-explanatory. Dapper and Ramon are close to the hip. No questions asked. Bad and Fit would spend a lot of time together babysitting them to the point that if Fit wasn't around, Ramon would follow Bad and Dapper. If I remember correctly, Ramon mentioned how Bad was like a father to him. And somewhat recently! Ramon was on and Bad saw he was alone and Ramon showed him the improvements he's done and any cool machine! So yeah, he'd feel guilty because Ramon saw him as a father figure and Bad just let him down

Leo - I don't care what you think, Leo and Bad always have the best interactions DESPITE the language barrier. With Bad only knowing English and Leo knowing mostly Spanish, they still make it work! If Bad says anything in English, he'd make sure to repeat some keywords in Spanish that he knows to make sure Leo understands what he's trying to say and Leo uses the translation bubbles (I assume) as well! Even in the early days, Bad and Leo spent a good amount of time with each other due to bothering mostly Foolish. There's a reason why Dapper, Leo, and Ramon are considered the triplets of the group. Bad and Leo just have that good dynamic. And Bad losing his niece that would teach him some Spanish and was fun to have around....yeah, he'd feel so much guilt

Richarlyson - Don't know what to tell you. They have spent so many nights together that Richas had a crazy amount of time on the server, only beaten by Bad because he is also crazy. Bad considers him like a son and if anything happened to him, he'd feel so empty without the egg that would just run around.

Pomme - That's his daughter. That's his daughter. He'd do almost anything to protect her. And it's incredible to see Bad's paranoia and anger rub off on Pomme like when Bad was angry at Quackity for kidnapping Dapper. If anything happened to her he'd go feral yet feel so hopeless because that was his daughter.

Dapper - That's his porcupine. His sunshine. His everything. They joke but they're still together. Bad would sing "You are my Sunshine" to Dapper anytime he felt down or he made a mistake. Dapper would always hit her father's head with a shovel but hit someone else's once they speak badly about him. They're each other's lights. It's them against the world always. And if his sunshine is gone, he'd be angry, yes, but he'd be so lost. He failed them.

He failed them all. He failed to protect them. He failed to take care of them. He failed. He failed. Sorry sorry sorry sorry. He failed them and he's so sorry

#and I don't know what I'm talking about at this point :D #sorry it's late I have to go to school tomorrow and there's so many emotions #again tell me if I mis worded something or if I got something incorrect #I do not care for grammar right now #sleep time qsmpblr o/ #badboyhalo #qsmp eggs #qsmp

[milyoasis]

@hopeymchope you fed my naegiri brainrot HARD back when i was a newbie. Only natural for me to return the favor B") PD: if you saw this twice no you didnt. (i'm a grandma at tumblr and I tried to reblog-answer but I think it didn't work ldjhjjj i'm an IG user bear with me... i'll learn someday far far way)

another oldie

#an incorrect quote naegiri post inspired this one #i can't seem to find it right now (it's been 2 years) #but whoever you were... thank you🙏 #danganronpa #kyoko kirigiri #makoto naegi #fanart #dr #thh #trigger happy havoc #naegiri #kyoko x makoto #this is a chibi style #but I don't even know how my chibi style looks like at this point (it changes everytime I try it out)

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nepeta: :33< purrcisely 🫵

Equius: D-> Put that thing away

Nepeta: :33< meow bad 👊

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #nepeta leijon #equius zahhak #meowrails #mod terezi #you don't know this but pointing at a highblood is a grave offense in highblood culture #it's not actually that emoji just freaks him out

[apoorhuman]

Ssatan would love the warrior cats series, I imagine

Levi: hehe... I can't wait to play this new game

Mc: oh what game is that Levi?

Levi: well the game is called warrior cats and it's designs are really cute I would say

Mc: warrior cats?... *realize* oh OH OHOHOHO

Levi: *raising an eyebrow* what's wrong?

Mc: Levi! Do you have a an account made?

Levi: I mean I was about to play it so yeah...?

Mc: try searching a username catan

Levi: okay.. *search am account catan and the account really shows up*

Mc: ok! Add friend

Levi: why? Is it your account?

Mc: no but just add friend because if you add friend there will be a notification ont he other person account

Levi: okay ig then *adds friend*

Satan: *that's sitting in the other side if the couch* *his phone started ringing the same kind of notification from the game*

Levi: ..... *looks at mc*

Mc: yeah I do know that he plays that, just don't tell anybody ok?

Levi: *nodding*

#HE WOULDDDE #HE WOULD LOVE THAT FRICKING GAME #OR THE TIME WHEN TJEY COLLAB TO THE POINT THEY HAVE THE CRUEL ANGEL THESIS VERSION OF THEM #He would loved it like he would listen to it #even though it's jist goes nya nya nya #i don't play the game though so i don't know if they can asd friend #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #little s rambles #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me sheep mc #obey me shitpost #obey me funny

[silyabeeodess]

Malenoa: Do you bite your thumb at me, child? Yuu: I do bite my thumb, ma'am. Malenoa: Do you bite your thumb at me, child? Yuu: [Aside to SILVER and SEBEK] Is the law of our side, if I say ay? Silver and Sebek: No. Yuu: No, ma'am, I do not bite my thumb at you, ma'am, but I bite my thumb, ma'am.

#it's that time again #when sleep-deprived thoughts creep out of my brain #i understand malenoa but i don't exactly like her #she forced us to kneel with magic and shot lightning at an injured lilia and baby malleus like a crazy person #i respect her and get why she took the bullet for her baby and kingdom #she's still not the best person #points if you get the reference and know what biting your thumb at someone means #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #malenoa draconia #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twist #video games #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Theodorus: Sit down.

Mozart: Nobody tells me what to do!

MC: Please sit down.

Mozart: *immediately sits down*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp theo #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp mc #ikevamp incorrect quotes #i love when theo and mozart are. THE cattiest bitches #ill be in my grave before i forget them roasting each other within an inch of their lives #literally the only thing that made it better was isaac going 'for the love of god shut it' out of nowhere #man the way i can imagine sebas in the background like keeping a tally of each banger line for each member of the mansion #you know like in the anastasia movie??? the statistics may surprise you #mozart isaac and theo are in the lead #I call them the Sweet and Salty crew and I think the name is self-explanatory #why ask for salt when you can just tap mozart on the shoulder-- #the second gang is Comte Sebas and Napoleon and I call them Glamorous Petty and Better Than You #will throw down verbally at any point but are not usually the initiators #will say that Comte may seem like a surprising one but like. in my defense #a good 70% of his interactions with people is him just. lowkey roasting under the radar #just because I need a magnifying glass don't mean it don't happen-- #the third group is Leo Dazai and Jeanne--tempted to call them Tall Dark and Spicy #and I feel like they don't have much of an impulse to choose violence so their insults are few and far in between #however. when they hit they hit HELLA and it's amazing #arthur i'm torn because like #he's usually the one shaking his ass to be roasted???? so im not really sure he'd have much of a tally (charles is basically the same) #faust is in Sweet and Salty and I will not be taking any constructive criticism. man is the definition of hot and cold and i love it for him #vlad and shakespeare i will say are in the Glamorous gang #don't bother asking me about vincent because I would never insult the mansion's angel that way. the number is microscopic #he has his own category because he only ever zings Theo or on the very rare occasion he gets pissed #i feel vincent's power level cannot be conveyed by the limits of the mere mortal mind...