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yeehawpim · 8 months

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

#original comic #fanfic #fix it fic #fandom #dr who #bbc sherlock #avengers #my comic #my art #been thinking about the truly dumb amount of time I've spent reading fanfic #i started writing fix-it fic like a couple months ago and I Get It #teenage pim was a dumbass

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faeriecap · 7 days

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mcu releasing cacw like: “sorry mackie ur character who is actually a crucial part of the cap storyline historically can’t get any significant screentime in cap 3 yeah we know it’s the final movie sorry we had to have an endless fucking montage of maria stark trauma porn bc it actually wasn’t already clear tony was emotionally unstable and had mommy and daddy issues followed by the wandavision cooking special for,,,,,, reasons,,,,,,,,,,,, and oh yeah did we forget to mention this is actually another avengers movie and the first spiderman??? best we can do is a scene where sam’s mean to bucky lol …… what about steve rogers??? wait whose that uhhhh is he even in this script?”

(it’s bc they didn’t care about developing sam at all until he was their “only” option for cap and could safely not be shipped with steve if they ever actually interacted wait what huh who said that)

#IM JUST SO UPSET #i loved their relationship so much and we should have REALLY gotten to see it #cap 3 should have been ALL about steves friendships with sam and bucky in the wake of hydras return #it should have been about samsteve relationship and dynamic ESP if they had always planned for sam not bucky to take up the mantle first #ESP IF THEY STILL WANTED TO DO THE DUMBASS CIVIL WAR PLOTLINE LIKE SAM AND BUCKY AND NAT ARE STEVES REAL FRIENDS #IN COMPARISON TO TONY WHO PROVED WHERE HIS REAL NARCISSISTIC MOTIVES LIE #sam SHOULD HAVE become cap at the end of the movie #STEVE SHOULD HAVE PASSED THE TORCH THEN AND THERE #but noooooo we needed chris evans to market the final avengers 🙄#steeb #sammich #samsteve #stevebucky #marvel #i speak #anti mcu #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #cacw #captain america civil war #captain america #anti tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #anthony mackie

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denebolablack · 7 months

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They, in fact, wanted to kiss him so bad.

They were just mad because Tony was being his reckless self in the middle of a fucking battle.

Again.

Tony DID NOT expect to be kiss after his comment.

But he was, indeed, kissed.

Very hard.

Multiple times.

I think he was the only one who didn't see that coming.

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razmerry · 5 months

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can the mediator of vengeanceclan really fall in love with a kittypet?...

#my art #jack of hearts #she hulk #jack hart #jennifer walters #warriors au #sensational she hulk #marvel #this was a break from studying and i was like well. might as well be insane #i would do a human piece i have planned but jack's dumbass armor would take too long to draw... so Kity it is #also i love using tags because it's lore time.#jen is a warrior of vengeanceclan (tha avengers) specifically a mediator #cuz it's like the equivalent of a lawyer! and i think that aspect is more interesting to capture than her superhero stuff #but ofc she still kicks ass. she must #she's a maine coon so she can be a Big Kitty #jack is a half-caracal bc he's half alien and i wanted him to be half another cat species but not one that's too diff from domestic cats #it was harder for me to adapt his themes though bc there's not a great equivalent for uh. nuclear reactor powers #but yknow what is a theme of his! isolation! and so he's a kittypet and out of place in vengeanceclan :)#yea i'm really normal rn thanks for asking

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comfortcaroljess · 1 month

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LOOK AT THIS. SHE’S LITERALLY CUPPING HER FACE GENTLY LIKE- *screams*

Spider-Woman #5 2023

#KISS YOU DUMBASSES #YOUR CLEARLY IN LOVE #JESUS CHRIST GET MARRIED FFS #caroljess #carol danvers x jessica drew #carol danvers #jessica drew #captain marvel #marvel #spider woman #marvel comics #spider-woman #avengers

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i-just-came-here-for-drugz · 2 years

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y/n: nat wanda and i are having another baby

america:thats grea-

slams adoption papers on table* its you sign here

#america #america chavez #Black Widow #scarletwidow #Scarlet Witch #Avengers #The Avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers x y/n #dumbass y/n #wanda maximoff #wanda x natasha #wandanat #wanda x reader #wanda x y/n #natasha romanov #Natalia Romanova #Natasha Romonova #natasha x reader

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mamaspidershit · 10 months

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Natasha, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Peter: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Natasha: I absolutely fucking do not.

#let natasha be the dumbass for once #she's very sleep deprived #peter parker #natasha romanoff #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #mama spider #incorrect spiderman quotes

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pandagirl45 · 8 months

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Tony: the amount of times earth has faced ultimate doom, I can't count, I refuse to count, I would like to ask a question to the creatures of over abundance and time. Why?

Steve without missing a beat: because earth sucks *finishes sketching alpine*

Clint: *barks out laughing*

Bucky: *snorts*

Natasha: *chokes on her ice cream*

Tony: you're right *lays down on bucky*

Sam: we can do what Patrick suggested

Tony: tried that

Clint: thor tried it, the gravity yanked it back

Sam: welp *watches a movie*

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #the avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #stever rogers #they are dumbasses #they are questioning earth continuous hazing #universal hazing ritual #lol this is dumb #natasha romanov #clint barton #sam wilson

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m4gp13 · 1 year

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#pjo #percy jackson #luke castellan #ethan nakamura #alabaster c torrington #alabaster torrington #perpetual third wheel #but imagine watching your crush turn into a tree #turn back into a person years later #only to kick you off a cliff #and talk about how you're not the person she knew all those years ago #and then you get possessed by the titan that said he was going to help you avenge that very girl #only to sit as a passenger in your own body #watching passively #as the two dumbasses you used to babysit have a whirlwind romance #Right The Fuck In Front Of You #props to luke to making it that long before poking his achilles heel #couldn't have been me #Q

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ifuxedurmom · 2 years

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Y/n and Nat arguing

Natasha:"Can you at least see this from my perspective!?"

Y/n:*Sits in the floor*

Natasha:"I'm going to fucking kill you!!!"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #y/n's gonna die 💀#natasha x reader #y/n being a dumbass #y/n being a little shit

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edgepunk · 9 months

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I'm replaying the gotg game by eidos montreal

#t #imma say it #this version of the guardians is better than the mcu one #drax especially!!!!#he's the star of the game #the characters are fun yes but all of them pretty much suffer from ptsd and it's addressed too. a messed up found family.#peter q. is less of a dumbass and he tries his best to connect w the team and be more empathetic #they're just so. much better.#it's a shame this game is overlooked bc of the slop that is the avengers #please give this game a chance

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binkysteebnpewter · 2 years

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Pens & Paper || Ch12

A/N: Here’s the final chapter for this weekend! I hope y’all enjoy!

Warnings: sickness(migraine)

Taglist: @thatonebirdsposts @ghostbread892 @thomasthetankson @treasureofmy-heart @hananyax @sayah13 @iwillpokeyouwithmyknife @glxwingrxse

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denebolablack · 7 months

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*Bucky and Steve relaxing in Tony's lab couch while they wait for him to come home*

Steve: Tony inherited his looks from Howard.

Bucky: Yup.

Steve: What do you think he inherited from his mom?

Bucky: *Shrugs and takes a long sip of soda*

Tony: *Out of nowhere* My mental disorders.

Steve: *Screams*

Bucky: *Spits out his drink*

Tony: *Chuckles* Oh, and also my love for playing the piano and cooking italian food.

Bucky: Doll, I love you, but next time you give me a heart attack like that I can't promise I won't shoot you.

Tony: *Smiles smugly* I really wanna see you try.

Steve: *Moaning* Boys, stop.

Tony: Sorry oh captain my captain *Kisses his Brooklyn's boys noses and walks away* If you both hurry, maybe you can join me on the shower.

Bucky: Move that America's ass punk! Our love has spoken.

Steve: Don't get all bossy, Bucks. That's Tony's work.

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lpsgirl109 · 7 months

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*The Future Avengers making cookies*

Chloe: Look!! This one's a heart. That's how I feel about you<3

Kamala: *CRYING SOBBING*

Chloe: This one's like Michigan. That's how I feel about you

Bruno: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

#Marvel give us FA season 3 JUST so I can have more of the kids being dumbasses #I love these fools #marvel future avengers #future avengers

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comfortcaroljess · 6 months

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Jessica: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Carol: …Have you never taken a shower before?

#i am proudly part of the carol is a dumbass club #no i will not take criticism #caroljess #carol danvers #jessica drew #captain marvel #spider-woman #spider woman #marvel #marvel comics #avengers #incorrect quotes

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i-just-came-here-for-drugz · 2 years

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natasha: I saved your life! Twice!

y/n: You were the one who put it in danger! Twice!

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