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#Legolas headcannon
vee-vee-writes · 1 year
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They are forbidden in the room (shelves with wine, food😁) where there is little light + the room is cold (Beorn, Legolas, Fili, Kili, Tauriel)
A/N: Sorry for the long wait! I hope you finally get to enjoy this :) Beorn's blurb is a bit smaller than the others just because I have never written for him before but I hope you like it none the less.
Tauriel
The room was off limits to all but the King but when she had seen the door open Tauriel knew that she had to investigate
She told herself that it was to make sure that all was well with the royals she was sworn to protect but in truth she knew this was a lie
Every elf in the kingdom was curious as to what the King kept behind lock and key
She had thought that perhaps it was a private store of fine wine, his private thoughts, or jewels of great value
What she had not expected was to have come across a shrine to the late Queen of Mirkwood
While there were some Elven delicacies (fine wine and long-lasting foods) littering the shelves around the room, a statute of the lady stood proud in the middle of the room and Tauriel moved closer to take in more of the Queen's face when suddenly the door slammed behind her, snuffing out almost all light
Panicked Tauriel rushed back towards the door, only for the knob to be stuck in place locked
Taking a deep breath Tauriel stepped back to collect herself
She would have to find another way out in the dark
The last thing she wanted was for the King to catch her in here
While Thranduil was typically reasonable, the entirety of the Elven race knew to avoid bringing up his wife around the Elf
However, after hours of searching in the dark she had yet to find a way out
Cold and hungry Tauriel tried not to think of the fineries within feet of her
She was sure that Thranduil would have accounted for anything to be found in the room
Yet within the next hour her stomach had trumped her logic and she found herself scoffing herself with scrumptious bread and guzzling wine as though she would not see the morrow
As she revealed in the warmth spreading within her full belly as the wine began to take effect, she heard a cough interrupt her
Eyes snapping up to the door she found a bemused Legolas perched in the doorway
"Come on then before my father finds you" Legolas mused nodding towards the door.
Fili
Fili was cursing Kili as he found himself trapped in the room - it was cold, dank, and the young prince could hardly see his hand in front of his own face
Convinced that his brother needed a break, Kili had led Fili to the room to show him something then promptly shoved him in and locked the door behind him
Hesitantly walking forward, Fili used his hands to guide himself to a table amid the darkness- looking for anything he could use to escape
Instead, the Prince found a flint and steel and further along an oil lamp which he promptly lit
Now that the room was more illuminated, Fili could see the barrel of ale and feast laid out
While he was still frustrated with his brother, Fili felt his spirits lighten significantly
It had been a while since the darrow had a good drink
So, he served himself, drinking mug upon mug of ale - using the cold as reason for his excessive drinking
Half a barrel in Fili began to panic
Undoubtedly by now Thorin would be looking for him and the last thing he needed was a lecture from his uncle about drunkenness and the responsibilities of an heir
In a bid to somewhat sober himself up he began to scoff handfuls and handfuls of food down his gullet
Surely that would help to absorb some of the alcohol in his system, but he knew his uncle was no fool, he would smell the ale on him
Pacing back and forward Fili began to argue with himself as he reasoned through what would be the best explanation to give Thorin
His thoughts were interrupted by the cackling of his younger brother, "I thought you'd tuck into everything, but I didn't expect you to take it to this extent Fi."
Through the light of the doorway Fili could see the true extent of the mess he had made in his panic
Flushing with embarrassment he grumbled crankily at Kili to help him back to his chambers without Thorin seeing the two of them
Legolas
Rohan was very different from what the Elven Prince had expected
He knew humans tended to be obnoxious, especially after a victory, but he had underestimated the extent
Escaping their madness he wandered the halls of the Kingdom looking for the kitchens
Instead he came across a door with a sign forbidding entry to anyone except for the royal family and their direct servants
Pushing it open Legolas stepped in only for the door to latch closed behind him
Shoving against it with his inhuman strength did little to budge it and he began to make peace with the fact he was stuck until someone came to let him out
He used his elven eyes to adjust to the darkness, scanning his surroundings
A storeroom
Shelves lined with wrapped cakes, breads, and fresh fruits sat neatly on the hanging shelves with the barrels of wine and ale perched beneath them
While he typically wouldn't help himself to someone else's property, Legolas smiled at the thought of having a quiet feast by himself
So he pulled up and empty barrel to perch himself on and loaded up an empty serving dish with delicacies
Finally he poured himself a goblet of wine, inhaling the aroma and guessing at where the wine had originated from
It certainly didn't smell as sweet as Woodland wine but he couldn't rule out that it hadn't come from the likes of Imladris
Settling down Legolas filled himself on his "borrowed" goods, humming to himself in enjoyment as he supped
Eventually, he found a corner to curl up in, drifting off on a full belly in a locked room certainly wasn't the worst situation he had been in
Beorn
The shapeshifter cursed himself at his foolishness, how could he have locked himself in his own storeroom
Contemplating on whether he should smash the door down, he angrily decided not too
He knew that he would only have to fix it the next day and there was a chance that his animals would make themselves at home in there in the meantime
The hobbit and the wizard were due to visit him any day now on their way to visit Erebor, he could stick it out until they made their appearance
Aratar knows that he certainly had plenty of food and wine to keep him well for more than a few days
So, Beorn made himself comfortable, pulling straw and old flour sacks from the corner to shape into a makeshift bed
After he was done, he helped himself to some of the goat’s cheese he had freshly made and wrapped
It was the first time he had attempted to make such a thing, so he deserved to sample it and see how it had turned out
After a few pieces Beorn decided it was good but needed something else with it, a glass of wine maybe?
Bending under the tap of a wine barrel he let the wine flow into his mouth before trying another piece of cheese
It tasted much better this time around and he silently praised himself with a grin
Perhaps waiting in the storeroom for a few days wouldn't be so bad.
Kili
Thorin had strictly forbidden Kili from the storeroom after the incident with Fi
It had only made him more rebellious so when Thorin and Fili were stuck in a small council meeting he had snuck down
What he had not expected was for the door to lock behind him, trapping him inside
"You want to do the opposite of what your uncle says then you can stay the night in there" his mother’s voice called out from the other side of the door.
"Amad please! Let me out, I won't do it again!" Kili pleaded.
Dis said nothing but Kili heard her footsteps fade as she got further away.
The cupboard was cold
He supposed a storeroom was supposed to be so that the food wouldn't go off, but he still cursed bitterly at the cold
Until of course an idea popped into his head
Storerooms typically contained ale
Scrambling around in the dark Kili felt around for any sign of wine barrels
After several minutes of stumbling around in the dark he came across a barrel
Empty
Moving on he found several more empty barrels until he came across a full one
Rebelliously he thought if he was going to be stuck in here for an entire night he may as well enjoy his time
Tilting the barrel to rest against the wall he lay on the floor beneath the tap and lesisurely let the liquid flow down into his mouth as he pleased
While it probably wasn't his smartest idea to get himself locked in the storeroom and the impending lecture from Thorin loomed, Kili was certainly enjoying his time for the moment
After half an hour the young dwarf found that he had drained the first and moved on to his second
But the second he lay back on the ground to resume his drinking after propping the next barrel up he conked out, loud drunken snores escaping his parted lips, drool pooling on the stone floor beneath him
He certainly was a sight to behold when Dis led her brother down to the room to catch his nephew defying his command
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sharararararara · 4 months
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Hello. Please write for more yandere/dark Thranduil.
DARK THRANDUIL HCS
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-Say bye to your freedom, because you ain't getting it back honey.
-You have a lover? Too bad, Thranduil killed him.
-You hate him? Don't worry, he will fuck you until you say that you love him(and he knows if you mean it or not.)
-You're a mortal? Don't worry, he will find a way for you to be bound to him forever.
Did someone hurt you? The next morning they're dead.
-The guards looked at you? Looks like their eyes are gone, I wondered what happened?
-You escaped? He has already sent a thousand of his men looking for you(and don't think you can escape again, he will make sure you won't.)
-Buys dresses for you everyday.
-You like something? Looks like he bought it, lucky you.
-He will kiss you every chance he gets.
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clovenly · 1 year
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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍 ; a poem they'd recite to you ── elven edition!
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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: ᵃʳʷᵉⁿ, ᵉˡˡᵃᵈᵃⁿ, ᵉˡʳᵒʰᶦʳ, ᵉˡʳᵒⁿᵈ, ᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵒʳ, ᵍᵃˡᵃᵈʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵍˡᵒʳᶠᶦⁿᵈᵉˡ, ʰᵃˡᵈᶦʳ, ˡᵉᵍᵒˡᵃˢ, ˡᶦⁿᵈᶦʳ, ᵗᵃᵘʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘᶦˡ
[ A THING OF BEAUTY ] of noble natures / of the gloomy days / of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkened ways
elrond, galadriel, thranduil
[ LOVE'S PHILOSOPHY] all things by a law devine / in one another's being mingle— / why not i with thine?
erestor, elladan, glorfindel, lindir, legolas
[ HOW DO I LOVE THEE? ] how do i love thee? / let me count the ways / i love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach
arwen, elrohir, haldir, tauriel
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lavender-at-heart · 2 years
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Hey! So i saw your "Dating Legolas would include" with a human. Do you think you could do it but with an elf? Sorry if your requests are closed.
Thanks, bye bye!😊
Legolas dating a elf hc's:
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Pairing: Legolas x fem!reader
Warnings: mentions of death, heartbreak, having children lol
words: 1.5k
Notes: tysm for the request! i didnt know if you wanted fem or gn reader so i went with fem but i can make a gn!reader one too. also im so sorry i didnt get the notification for the ask so i didnt see it until very recently<3 my requests are open and id love to recieve more! also theres a part that mention kids and if your someone that doesnt want kids or doesnt like them then you can go right ahead and pretend it doesnt exist. And remember to eat , drink water and get some good rest today, you deserve it(and shannah tovah to any jewish ppl out there:])<3
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being a elf and dating Leggo boy definitely has its perks
for one : his dad might approve of you
and secondly you never have to have the mortal and immortal talk, so yay!
growing up as the daughter of lord elrond meant you knew who Legolas was since you were born(if you dont look like Elrond's family just pretend ur adopted woop :] ).
you and every eleth in middle earth fawned over him
when you were younger you day dreamed of being a princess locked in a tower, one day he'll come and rescue you and take you away from the seemingly measly life you lived
he paid visits to Rivendell quite often , enjoying the company of you and your siblings
you had grown up with him around, always willing to teach you the art of archery or how to fend off any scary looking spiders.
but after the battle of the five armies he stopped fisiting Rivendell, something about finding the Dunedain rangers.
you grew up, and you missed him yes- but you convinced yourself that he was just a family friend- no one special.
boy you were wrong because then you meet him again when the council of Elrond happens and its like a freight train of emotions hit you in the heart
elves only fall in love once- its a very serious and dramatic ordeal, and you knew this was it.
you also knew that you could possibly die of heartbreak if he didnt return your feelings.
you assumed he saw you as a little sister, or had completely forgotten about you.
but then both of you had a talk in Rivendell, the night before you planed to head off.
he explained that he had fallen in love with you, he had always loved you but when he saw you again he knew it was romantic.
but he knew that the chances of either of you dying on this journey were very real and very possible
and although it would be very hard for the both of you, you decided to stay friends until the fight was over. it would save you a lot of pain and suffer if one of you did die though
but even just being really really friendly was not helping either, you still had a very strong connection.
he'll always make sure you keep up your health when on the road
"the key to staying healthy is to drink lots of water dear one"
"surely thats not enough food for you mellon"
always covering for you when its your turn to keep watch so you can get better sleep
and that all seems like very normal friend stuff but then...
the hair braiding
he will insist to braid your hair so you dont have to waist time doing it
he'll learn how you do your style and might even try some new designs he think would look pretty on you
you dont even know what to say, because elvish hair braiding is a sacred thing, usually you only braid the hair of your significant other or family members.
but legolas can be a bit dense at times, maybe he doesnt realize hes making this harder than it needs to be
you two always end up together , walking, rowing, wherever you are you two usually stray from the fellowship to have some alone time
you often find it hard to relate to the rest of the fellowship, being so diferent from them
but Legolas was the same as you, sometimes you feel like your the same person. so connected to eachother , finding such a peacful familiarity when your with him
gandalf thinks your friendship is absolute bs and he sees right through the both of you, hes practically your matchmaker always trying to get you together.
when you reach Lothlorian your grandmother, Galadriel knocks some sense into you
she tells you that your future will be bright and full of happiness if you can just get over your stupid friend-zone rule, but she does agree that the futre is uncertain and that you would probably die if he gets killed and vice versa.
the battles are rough but you never falter, you and leggy enjoy showing off your elven strength and beauty to the humans
you get hit on about a million times in Rohan and you can see its driving the elven prince bonkers.
if Legolas is ever injured which rarely ever happens, you are there to tend to the wounds
if he is restless you'll read or sing some elvish hymns for him to fall asleep to.
there's is nothing that can dampen your spirits when the two of you are together, even without the romantic side your happy just to be near him as often as you are.
you spend you wandering days discussing elven philosophers, teaching gimli elvish or connecting to the forests together.
when the final battle comes, you are plauged with fear
you pray and pray and pray that both of you stay safe.
legolas is the best warrior in middle earth , but you were not.
not to say you werent a skilled warrior, you were better than any man, hobbit or dwarf- but you were not Legolas.
what if something were to happen and he was left alone?
well you didnt have much time to dwell on that fact because you had won the battle and both of you must imidiatley return home to your fathers.
it wasnt fair, you were finally able to be together but noooooooooooo you just had to be separated until Aragorns corination
when you got home your father knew about you and Legolas, he said he had already had a vision of of your future together and he gave you his blessing
Arwen and your brothers were very very happy for you. arwen told you about her own romantic struggles and you bonded over the fact that you had been separated by your loves.
arwen said that the four of you should get married together, while unorthodox it sounds very exiting
you spend the few months at home planing to see Legolas again, weaving a new dress to impress him, finding a new hair braiding technique, picking apart yourself and making sure your perfect for your reunion.
you and Arwen are so nervous at Aragorns corination you can barley stand.
seeing Aragorn and your sister ruinite made you almost as happy as reuniting with Legolas
you cried, you hugged, you kissed
you met his dad and that was a traumatic experience in itself
but he seemed to like you, he respected your father and therefore he must respect you. Even though he thinks Elrond is senile.
getting married in Lothlorien, surrounded by the beautiful lights and trees, married by your grandmother and officially named the princess of Eryn Lasgalen.
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you leave your family with sadness but your beyond exited to see the greenwood
Legolas' kingdom welcomes you as one of their own and they are thrilled about having a princess
you spend a lot of time with Legolas but you also make sure to get to know your new home and its peoples
Legolas took you on a grand tour of the palace and the woods
you were amazed by the grand architecture, thinking you could spend eternity in Eryn Lasgalen, and you would.
you read up on the history of the Greenwood, learning about their customs and traditions.
you also make sure to visit the smaller less grand part of the kingdoms, visiting schools and hospitals.
to say Legolas is proud of you is an understatement
Legolas has to go to a lot of meetings and is busy a lot of the time, he feels so bad and the apologies never stop
but no matter how long he is gone he always makes it up to you
hell take you horseback riding and pack a picnic lunch to make it up to you
his father is honestly surprised at how in love the two of you are, you have been married for decades and still act as though you are in your honeymoon phase
when the two of you have your first child, a boy named Oropher[named after legolas' grandfather], Thranduil cant help but get reminded of him and his wife[and baby leggo too ofc]
Thanduil enjoys your conversations, thinking of you as a daughter he never had, and a good friend
he also lets you in on all the embarrassing baby Legolas stories he never got to tell anyone.
you end up having 5 children in all your years, three girls and two boys
some take after you more, others Legolas
you make excellent parents, teaching them the arts, sciences and ways of battle.
Legolas spends time with his children as often as he possibly can and is an amazing father
you love your life in the greenwood, its your home
but eventually the time of the elves is over and you and your family sail for Valinor, to be together forever<3
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carolinekatze · 1 year
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Lord of the Rings Characters Playing Mario Kart
Inspired by the fact the my father literally begged me to play Mario Kart with him last night.
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Aragorn-Honestly is very bad and can only come above last place with the bumpers on, but still has fun. Gets excited when he gets a cool power up like Bullet Bill or whatever that thing is that makes you rainbow. He throws a lot of blue shells cuz he's always in last.
Merry-Horrible winner. He's really good and will let you know. Convinces everyone else to turn the bumpers off. Has literally no self control during Mario Kart, will say or do anything. If someone does manage to beat him he is a sore loser. Always plays as a classic character like Mario or Luigi.
Pippin-Insufferable if he manages to win or even comes in the top five. He's really obsessed with those mini battle games and will make everyone play them because he's good at them. Plays as Cat Peach
Frodo-Pretty average and doesn't take the game too seriously. He only uses the cars that look like real cars. Always uses the same character and that character is Lakitu
Sam-Sam is that guy that acts like he doesn't really know how to play and then kicks everyone's ass. He's very humble about it and sometimes lets other people win cuz he feels bad. Uses Shy Guy
Gandalf-Would rather be playing Sonic Riders (does anyone else remember this game or just me???) Yoshi enjoyer. Comes from behind for the win.
Boromir-Thinks that playing with the bumpers on is cheating and ruins the game. Picks his car by actually looking at the stats. Probs plays as Bowser.
Legolas-Really chill and very good at pelting people with items. Plays as Isabelle from Animal Crossing cuz that's his favorite game.
Gimli-Angry, enjoys Wario's Gold Mine. Will yell at someone for throwing a shell at him. Constantly runs into his own banana peels. Has thrown a remote and suffered the consequences
Faramir-Mid Mario Karter. Usually would rather just hang out and watch than actually play. He gives good commentary. When he does play he's always Koopa Troopa
Éomer-Has no idea what is happening. Has never played this game before. Falls off of the edge constantly because he doesn't know how to turn the bumpers on.
Éowyn-Only uses the baby characters. Kicks Merry's ass. Best trash talker. Always in the top three at least.
Arwen-Picks her vehicle based purely on how cute it looks. Not at all interested in stats, doesn't want to hear about it, leave her alone. Enjoys speeding past Boromir on her Yoshi scooter with button wheels.
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mrgaelrose · 1 year
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Lotr movie headcannon: alcohol effects elves just as much as the other races, but delayed. Gimli and Legolas have that big drinking competition where Legolas just feels a “slight tingling in his fingers” and wins, but two hours later he is completely wasted and throwing up everywhere and gimli gets to take his turn laughing at his friend.
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voltron-demigod · 1 year
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Legolas tickle head cannons (LOTR)
Ticklish rating: 8/10
Ticklish everywhere
Laughs before you start tickling, even when you mime tickling
Cute giggles and laughs
Ticklish ears, they’re really sensitive
Sides and legs are ticklish too
And tummy and underarms
Neck gives light giggles
Giggles when something/someone brushes against him
More lee than ler, but with destroy you with teases when he’s a ler
Aragon tickles him most I bet
He tickled Aragon back badly too
Blushes
Gets flustered and “extra sensitive” when teased
Don’t have to pin him down, he just thrashes around
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locus-desperatus · 1 year
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Thinking about Legolas having PTSD over the battle for Helm's Deep.
Waking up from his dream sleep in tears because all he can hear is Aragon screaming at him to take down the berserker Uruk-Hai. Just "Bring it down, Legolas! Bring it down!" Echoing over and over as he shoots arrow after arrow into this careening, slobbering beast that he knows spells their doom.
He doesn't like to talk about Helm's Deep much, and only goes back because he swore to Gimli that he would. Seeing the battlefield, and the destroyed wall, sends an ache through him. He blames himself for losing so many men, for giving the enemy a foothold. He lost so many of his kin, and Haldir, all because he could not bring down one orc.
I think that guilt is woven in with the sea-longing, and the two exist in tandem, washing over him and eating away at his lucidity until he has no choice but to sail West and pray for some reprieve from his own memory.
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gothhobbithoe · 1 year
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Legolas has a 40 step skincare routine
Aragorn washes his face once a month with moss
Both of them have perfect skin and it infuriates Legolas
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tarantado-si-viann · 1 year
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The Elves Reacting To Their S/O Wearing Their Clothes^^
Pronouns: You mostly so it's GN^^
A/n: So, hello! I'm new here on tumblr and I just thought that a nice, maybe warm, headcannon ( is that how you spell it? ) would do good for a first start.,. I'm sorry in advanced if there are spellings that are needed to correct! Also, I was lowbat at the moment so I could only do three huhu. But either way, please enjoy<3
P.S- if you liked this one, do me a favor and reblog, won't you?
LEGOLAS•°`~
• "And what's this I see?"
• Although Legolas didn't mind lending his clothes to other people, you may be the first to amuse him in this state.
• There you were dressed in his casual, green, elven shirt with his double sized elven pants on you.
• "Why, hello there! I don't believe we've met...?" he smirks, rubbing his nose as he circles around you in curiosity. You giggled at his pretending and you played along.
• "Y'know, I haven't seen such a handsome ellon like yourself," you state and punch his arm gently. "You are?"
• For a moment, Legolas doesn't know what to say. In fact, he paces around, brewing the correct words until they lingered on the edge of his tongue.
• "The love of your life."
• You were shocked with his sudden answer and felt a trickling heat that crept onto your face in a flustered blush. You stumbled back while hovering your right palm unto your dusted cheeks in embarassment. Legolas chuckled and pulled you close into his arms.
• "Oh, melleth nin, I adore you so. However, I was truly surprised to see you in my own garmets. What made you think of this adorable nonsense?"
• "I didn't think I'd come up to this as well. You know me, full of surprises. Wait... are you perhaps cross?"
• Legolas kissed your forehead and rubbed circles on your back.
• No, Legolas wasn't cross. He was delighted by this incident that he even offered you to borrow more of his clothes next time. Why would he be cross with the person he loved the most?
• "I am not cross, my love. I am very happy and this just gave me an idea! Why don't we do this together? You wear my clothes again and I'll wear yours. Are you up? We could go surprise everyone here in Mirkwood!"
• A fond smile painted on your lips as you nodded in agreement. "Sure thing."
THRANDUIL•°`~
• "Y/n!" A needy voice echoed down the halls calling your name.
• "Huh?" you flinch on your spot, hurriedly placing king Thranduil's belongings back to where they exactly were minutes ago.
• Although you may had messed up... too much. Why, you didn't even know where to begin.
• "Where do these hangers go? How about the robes, oh! And the brushes as well!" you thought while your hands quickly picked up everything you saw. Hot damn!
• The footsteps grew louder and louder until they finally stopped at Thranduil's room. He was annoyed, no joke.
• The door carefully opened, revealing you caught in the headlights.
• "Y—"
• What were those? WHAT WERE THOSE ON YOU? WAS THAT HIS RED ROBE AND RINGS ON YOUR FINGERS?
• Thranduil was speechless. Unlike his son, he wasn't too keen on lending his spare clothes. But this, this would have to been an exception.
• His irritation disappeared like a bubble in an instant. "Uh... I'm sorry..." you sighed and began to remove everything you had a hard time putting on. What was truly the waste was the small, leaf branch circlet thingy that took you hours to prepare.
• However, Thranduil stopped you, a shy look on his face.
• "N-no... please... ke-keep them... I mean, well, uh... I—"
• You laughed nervously. "Wait what?" He looked so sincere, so that had your mind twisted in confusion and at the same time, gave you a hard time comprehending what he just said, not to mention his stuttering.
• "No... keep them, please. As long as you're happy, my dear."
• You blinked a few times before a happy grin etched on your face. It was a sight to see for Thranduil.
• He walked closer to you and fixed the stray hairs on your face, tucking them under your ears. He hummed in satisfaction before placing a quick kiss on your lips. He then turned back to the door when he didn't notice you followed his heels. "What?" he asked you in the least of annoyance.
• You shook your head and wrapped your left arm around his right one. Giving in, he dare let you roam inside the halls with his vibes radiating off of you.
• But wait...
• Where's the circlet thing????
ELROND•°`~
A/n: oof, that's my father figure^^
" Dear, Y/n! Please slow down!" Lindir called from behind you, dragging his heavy clothes along as his panting grew louder and louder across the halls.
You didn't pay mind to him as you continued to jog towards the council meeting, to which you could already see outside the door.
Lindir, who was too tired to chase after you, leaped into the air, catching you off guard, and grasped the end of your long robes. His body hit hard on the floor which made you shriek in guilt.
"Oh, Lindir! Are you hurt? Where does it hurt??" you worriedly call as you helped him sit up. The ellon wore an irritated expression on his usual bright face which made chills slither down your spine. You knew this wasn't normal, and to Lindir… well…
ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.
"Y/n! Calm down at once! My lord Elrond will not be pleased when he finds out that you have fitted once more into his fine robes! Not even the mere 'fun' I'd expect from someone as superior as you. Yet, you've decided to do it again, I mean, LOOK AT YOU!!"
This wasn't the kind of critique you had expected from your best friend. Nonetheless, it offended you when you realized you had offended him as well. This poor elf was now injured for your sake. He just didn't want you to be judged and judged so rudely. No, not like the last time you imitated Lord Elrond's attire at one feast. Damn elves.
"I'm sorry, mellon. I'd be careful next time. But… I don't want to take these off yet! Can't we make most of the hard work?" you pleaded, pulling the puppy eyes that seemed to get everyone and literally EVERYONE all of the time.
"Screw this. Be free, Y/n. You are big and old enough to make decisions of your own." he spits with concealed amusement in his tone. To this, you smile, help him stand and leave him alone in the hallways.
"Make Elrond love you hard!" you kept in mind.
The council consisted of several elves including the Sindarin, Legolas, and Elrond who was seated at the edge of the circle of chairs. Gandalf was on one side and a dwarf at the other edge. The rest was occupied by more elves, a hobbit, and two humans, leaving you a rather intentional saved spot beside the Lord of Imladris.
Everyone's eyes laid on you. You had imitated every part of Elrond— his hair, clothes, shoes, and a hand made ringlet that matched his own.
Elrond raised a brow at you, but you could tell that he was delighted with… you. "Ah, well someone's tardy today. Where have you been and what have you been up to?" he asks slyly with a smirk on his face.
"I certainly had brewed some sort of mess back in your chambers. Tut! Well, that's nothing to worry about now, meleth. We should begin this instance!" you smile cheekily, patting his arm, head resting on his shoulder. You had made yourself too comfortable before a meeting. How would you be able to focus now?
"We'll discuss this 'brewed mess' after today's meeting. For now, we will figure out ways to destroy the ring."
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This was so dumb.
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Honestly:
Headcannon that Legolas 100% knew Eowyn was disguised as a soldier in the army when they ran for gondor, but not mentioning it to anyone bc “of course she should be here, have you seen those muscles and callouses? We can use such skilled warriors”
He 100% didn’t know theoden and even aragorn wanted her to stay behind bc she was a woman. Eowyn being on the battlefield was such an obvious choice that, for a second, he forgot sexism existed and thought that everyone else knew she was there too.
Legolas, post battle when he hears about Eowyn killing the witch king: NICE
Idk who, some guy maybe: *to Eowyn* what are you doing here? You were supposed to stay behind!
Legolas, abruptly reminded that sexism exists:
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okay okay headcannon that over the course of LOTR, legolas and gimli set up their bed rolls closer and closer to each other.
like when they’ve just left rivendale, they set up their sleeping mats/blankets on opposite sides of the camp, putting as much of the fellowship between them as possible.
then they get through moria, and they start to relax around each other a bit (grief), so they’re content with lying just a few feet apart.
then lothlorien happens, and they start to realize that they actually like one another, so they set up their bed rolls even closer together, maybe just a foot apart (they justify to themselves that it’s so they can continue whispering together through the night).
then the fellowship breaks and the three hunters are runningrunningrunning, and they’re both so exhausted that they can’t even feel self-conscious when they set up their sleeping pads right next to each other (touching), and fall asleep with their faces mere inches apart. (if they wake up the next morning to find they started cuddling sometime in the night, no one says anything).
and then finally, after the drinking competition in edoras, legolas kisses gimli (the jig is up), and they fall into each others arms; sharing lil smooches, whisper-flirting, and holding each other close until they drift off for the night (and every night for the rest of their lives).
meanwhile aragorn (third-wheel of the millennia) is like “good god if my obnoxious friends don’t GET A FUCKIN ROOM and let me finally GET SOME SLEEP i’m gonna lose my mcfreakin marbles”. (but, of course, he’s secretly really happy for them. everyone is).
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So, if you would prefer not to provide Sweeter Than...grrr...Perhaps headcannons for Melkor, Mairon, Thranduil, Legolas with a S/O modern day writing about them....
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☾ ⋆゚ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 / 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒: a chapter of Sweeter Than Poetry and headcanons request back-to-back for the writer of my fav fic ♡ Also this is sort of an AU I guess?? With the modern reader being isekai'ed into Middle Earth?
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: Thranduil, Legolas, Melkor | Morgoth, Mairon | Sauron
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: suggestive headcanons (3rd for each character)
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。・:*˚:✧。thranduil
♡ he won't let you know it but when he first finds your writing about him, he's flattered. Is this how you see him? You describe him like an ethereal being and a part of him thinks it's deserved. He's beyond happy with how you capture him as a character.
♡ it's touching to read about you falling in love with each other over and over again and it really gets to his heart and he truly does find himself falling in love with you all over again.
♡ he finds himself moved by how you've created so many heart-wrenching stories with him as the reader's love interest and how many other people have read your work and enjoyed it too! (Please come humble him a little tho bc it's really feeding his ego sobs). Oh but if you write those fics about the reader still loving him when they can see his scars? He'll love you for eternity, it might even bring tears to his eyes to know that he can still be loved not only despite it but because of it.
♡ nsfw edition: it really strokes his ego to find all the smut you've written about him. Are these your fantasies? He'll keep them in mind and try them out on you and only afterwards will he tease you for having written such things about him
。・:*˚:✧。legolas
♡ he's a blushing mess, right up to the tips of his pointed ears. All of this about him? He has this dreamy smile on this face the whole time he's reading through all your fluffy works about him.
♡ like Thranduil, he's enamoured by all these stories of the two of you falling in love over and over again in all sorts of scenarios, it makes him feel like you truly do love him no matter what situation the two of you find each other in
♡ he's so caught up by the AUs!! He's quite confused by all these words he doesn't know but it's like a glimpse into your world!
♡ nsfw edition: he can't read the whole thing. The room feels too hot and he's a blushing mess and stumbling over his words and, oh valar, please help him when you find him in a state with your phone in his hand.
。・:*˚:✧。melkor | morgoth
♡ now I could go down a basic route and say that Melkor's ego inflates to an astronomical size because that's exactly how he acts when he confronts you about it but inside? The only things written about him have always been how evil he is and how terrible and irredeemable he is. You don't shy away from his worse traits and yet you write about loving him without trying to redeem him too?
♡ he honestly finds it strange (not weird strange, just unfamiliar strange) that you've depicted him as he is and yet you're writing about loving him? He's not sure how it feels (surprise, Melkor, this is how it feels to be loved, I know it's been a while since you've felt it-)
♡ his favourite parts about the AUs is that it's a world where Eru doesn't exist- no, jokes aside, he really likes the ones where not only are you ok with all his plans, you're actively encouraging and participating in them. Loyalty, obedience and utility are all important to him so these sorts of plots are his favourites.
♡ nsfw edition: will 110% tease you about your fantasies. Awe, this is what you want him to do to you? Beg. Beg as desperately and prettily as you can and once you're pleading for him through frustrated sobs and tears, maybe he'll consider fulfilling all of these filthy fantasies of yours (the begging is just because he knows how badly you want it now, he's more than keen yourself and it's a test of his own patience to hold back).
。・:*˚:✧。mairon | sauron
♡ he's reading everything with a big cat-like smirk on his face. You really are obsessed with him, aren't you? Good. He likes to be adored. He also likes knowing that you truly do love him and you're not just using him for something. Like Melkor, he especially likes how you write about loving him without redeeming him.
♡ he lives for any valar slander and he feels really validated by you admiring his perfectionism instead of criticising him for it. Really, he never thought he'd find that validation from anywhere other than Melkor so it's pleasantly surprising.
♡ he gets too confused by the AUs and ends up just skimming them out of frustration, sorry. He really likes the ones where he's in command of everything around him (he's slowly beginning to realise how much he likes your admiration and validation lol) bc he thinks you've characterised him well there
♡ nsfw edition: he'll initiate all of your fantasies without telling you that he knows. Then, halfway through he'll start teasing you about how all these dirty things are exactly what you wanted and you're nowhere as innocent as you make yourself out to be? You could have been writing love letters and yet you chose to write about him fucking your lights out instead. Cute. He thinks you're adorable.
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Modern Will Turner fluffy & spicy head canon x blackfem! Reader
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Warnings: Light smut, pregnancy kink, swearing, fluff, edging, mentions of your family members, tattoo's, spanking
(Not edited or proof-read)
Note: I write most of my characters in modern settings, so this won’t be any different. I may write about him in POTC in the future but that’s something I need to chop up. Also first time writing a headcannon, this was fun making, I'm looking forward to doing some more for Will/Legolas/Orlando.
— Will is very attentive and never misses a single thing. Anything you have interest in, he’ll use his own bare hands to recreate it for you. You like candles? Here’s 1kg worth of candles in all your favorite scents. You like plushies and stuffed animals? Build a bear has nothing on Will’s craftsmanship, he made a lifesize teddy for you to cuddle when he’s not around. He’ll even order parts for his creations from overseas, no matter the price tag, to give you the perfect gift.
—- Adding onto how crafty he is, you never have to worry about breaking anything because Will is always happy to fix it for you and he always does so, effortlessly. He’s tactile and amazing with his hands.
—- He knocked down a wall in his house between his office and guest bedroom, renovated the room, painted the walls your favorite colors and furnished it with all your favourite things including a wall hung TV, neon lights, a pink desktop and plants. Just so you can have your own space when you’re at his house. He wants you to feel like his home is yours too.
—- He loves going to IKEA with you, it’s like a playground for him to find things to build for you and your room. When you get Hotdogs in the food court with him later and get mustard on your face, he’ll grab you by the chin and lick the sauce off. Anytime you get food on your face, he does this. Why wipe it off when he can just clean it off you?
—- Will’s intelligence is unlike anyone you’ve met before, but when he’s not using his head, he’s a bit of a himbo, giving off strong Kenergy. He might know how to solve enigmatic riddles quickly and build houses from scratch but he’s clueless when it comes to most general things. He’ll always regard you as the smarter one in the relationship. In his mind you’re everything and he’s just Will. He adores you that much.
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—- He has a tattoo of your name and a blue butterfly next to it on his hip bone. This man is whipped. Gone and lost in your love. He’s considering getting your initials tattooed behind his ear.
—-  Will’s independent by nature but gosh, he is one needy motherfucker, but in the most adorable way. He’s coming with you to run errands to the beauty store, late night Target trips or waiting in the corner of the salon while you get your nails done. And he’s always paying, he never lets your credit card touch the reader.
—- Will can listen to you talk for hours about your life and yourself. He finds everything about you whimsical, enchanting and seductive. Even if you’re babbling about delusions and made up scenarios, he’ll react with big emotions like it’s happening right in the moment just because he loves you that much.
—- Will collects records that you love listening to. He says, “The record is always better than streaming it.”
—- Will use to only listen to symphonies and classical music before you came into his life. Now, he listens to everything you listen to. He’s fallen in love with Neo-soul and R&B and refuses to listen to anything else.
—- His favorite song is “Stay Ready (What A Life) by Jhene Aiko and forever dedicates that tune to you. Whenever the song plays, he always sings to you, “They say the truth ain't pretty. But comin’ out that pretty mouth the truth is fitting. Cuz you ain't never talkin loud and you know plenty. Yea you know what I'm talkin bout, cuz you just get me, Yea you so pretty”, And he means every word of it. That song was written just for you, he believes.
—- Even though you and Will are just dating and don’t have kids, he always refers to you as “His wife” or “Mother of my children”
—- Will’s favorite part of being intimate with you is undressing you. There’s something about seeing you come undone only and all for him, that makes him want to be closer to you, underneath your skin even.
—- Will love’s quickies and to give you a quick orgasm in the middle of the day. But there’s nothing he loves more than giving you a sensual, candle lit, slow jam’s experience. After a long day at work, expect Will to be ready for you with a bottle of aromatherapy bottle oil, ready to iron out all your tight muscles and kinks. And of course, this massage always leads to him giving you and internal rub down too. 
—- Will edges you any chance he gets. Sometimes you just wanna snatch your vibrator off him and hit him with it because he won’t let you cum. But he always lets you finally get off if you ask him kindly. He likes manner’s in the bedroom.
—- He has a pregnancy kink. He always moans about putting a baby in you while having sex. So you can imagine he always wants to do it raw. He always begs for you to wrap your legs and arms around him while he cums.
— He gives you warnings in the bedroom if you’re rushing the pleasure too quickly. Will believes pleasure should be savored and reveled in. Greedily chasing your release and out of warnings? That’s a hard pop to your behind, leaving your cheeks red and sore. But he quickly runs his hand over your skin, soothing you. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you. See what happens when you don’t listen? Hmmm?” he murmurs in your ear before sliding two fingers back in you.
—- Only with you, Will reveals how intimidating he is in the bedroom. But in front of others, he’s the most kind respectful gentleman anyone has ever met. All your friends and everyone in your family loves him. He quickly picks up on social dynamics and easily blends himself into the environment as if he was always a part of it. You can find Will at family barbecues, bonding with your uncles over different cuts of meat and taking over the grill, which your father never allows but Will’s charmingly convincing.
—- Will always plays house and dress up with your younger family members. He takes it seriously too. You best believe he’s rocking a blue lid and red lippie with confidence after playing makeovers. 
—- Will comes with you to all your social events, he just loves being around you and hyping you up in all settings. You can find him at clubs, bars and music festivals, right behind you, jamming out and spreading the good vibes. He’s even buying you and your girls rounds of bottomless cocktails at brunch.
—- Will’s a fencing prodigy, of course. He also practices MMA. His strength, determination and will is unmatched. You love sitting in the audience of his matches when he’s given trophies, standing the breathless, T-shirtless and sweaty, dressed in his little fitted shorts showing all his business, knowing that’s all yours.
—- After matches in the ring or on the mats, Will just wants to cozy himself up under your shirt, cuddling you and weakly lying against your skin. 
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danger-xylophones · 1 year
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Hey! I hope you're having a good day/night <3 I had a LOTR and/or The Hobbit headcannon request but if you're not taking those rn I understand <3 How various characters would react to a friend (reader) who is very emotional (like, the type of person who when they find something funny they LAUGH HARD, has deff. been kicked out of public places for fighting people who made them angry, and gets teary eyed even over the death and suffering of animals and total strangers) Any character is fine, I love them all, but please include Gandalf (he's SO COOL! and I feel like he doesn't get included in hcs enough but idk-) Thank you <3 :)
Howdy, I am still taking requests it just takes me awhile to get around to them.
I also agree Gandalf should show up more.
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Gandalf:
Gandalf adores you
You are unequivocally one of his favorite people
And that's saying a lot considering he's been around for centuries
He loves how expressive you are and wishes more people were as free with their emotions, he thinks that maybe some problems in middle-earth could be solved if people were just more open about how they're feeling
Of course, he acknowledges that your propensity for expression can be a danger at times
He would never wish for you to stop being so expressive, but he does wish you'd quit getting kicked out of bars
It makes it hard to go get a drink with you because you're banned from a lot of places for 'roughhousing'
He's keen to have you meet Radagast, he thinks the two of you would get along swimmingly
I will add he's hesitant to smoke anything other than pipeweed with you - I mean, you're already prone to heightened emotions when sober, he's a bit scared to see what happens when you've got some for of recreational substance in you.
You're the first person he wants to show any new fireworks he learns to make to because you let your enchantment with the party favors shine through unabashedly
Beorn:
Beorn was initially a bit put off by you
He's very quiet and used to the company of animals who normally don't laugh when he cracks a joke to himself
But he warms up to you when he sees just how deeply you care for anyone and anything
He took you on a walk one day and you started crying because you found a tree that'd been scorched by a lighting bolt
And again when you were so gentle and tender with one of his horses that suffered a bad scrape on its side
He starts to open up a bit when you're around
It's not that noticeable but the jokes he normally cracks to himself are now loud enough for you to hear
He looks forward to your sporadic visits now
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Legolas:
Being an elf who was raised to keep a stoic countenance, he finds your expressiveness odd but a welcome change
The first time he cracked a joke that made you laugh he was worried you'd asphyxiate
Gandalf had to be the one to explain that you were just like that, that you felt things a bit differently from others
It takes Legolas a bit to get used to just how strong your emotions are
He happened to be in a bar with you when you got kicked out once, he was worried he'd be helping you bury a body before the end of the night
He understands your empathy for animals though, as that is something he can say he feels deeply
Elves share a special bond with all life and though they are often spared by death, that does not mean witnessing it ever gets easier
He eventually learns to appreciate your expressiveness as a gift few can claim to have
Galadriel:
Galadriel is very fond of you
You remind of her of her younger self who was more wild and willing to let her feelings shine through
She loves it when you tell her stories of your life
Your still just as emotive while recounting your journeys with Gandalf to her as you probably were while traveling
She's a bit jealous of you though, as she wishes she could show her emotions as freely as you do
You're a breath of fresh air for her
As the Lady of Lothlorien, she has a certain countenance she must uphold and that stoicism is often repaid with aloofness from her fellow elves
But you remind her she is also a person, same as you, and that she feels too
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Gimli:
Whenever you get tossed out of a bar, Gimli's often right there with you
He's also loud and expressive
You can hear his laugh through the clamor of a filled tavern and his temper has also gotten his name blacklisted at a few mead halls
He thinks of you're pretty dwarvish, which is high praise to him
Dwarves are passionate folk and that passion is celebrated because it takes great emotions to ring art from stone
He does feel a bit awkward if he sees you cry only because it takes a lot to make dwarves cry
So he's a bit clumsy if he tries to comfort you
But he loves that he can find you in a crowd if he pauses to listen for a laugh
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Bard:
Bard doesn't know how to feel about you, if he's perfectly honest
You remind him of his children who are still learning how to control their temperaments
And his initial thought is that you're too immature
However, when he does finally sit down and talk to you he's quick to realize that this supposed 'immaturity' is something he completely fabricated
You're incredibly intelligent, emotionally and intellectually
And he soon realizes he made a grave mistake judging you so early on
He comes to love just how boisterous your laugh is
It becomes enough for him to start laughing just hearing you laugh
He's still learning how to handle you're more fiery emotions
But he's a loyal friend who'll stick with you even when you get the both of you kicked out of the bar
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Tauriel mocks the shit out of Legolas 24/7/365, and so does Thranduil.
You are correct and you should say it.
I've always headcannoned that part of the reason he was so weird and intense in the Hobbit movies was because he was constantly surrounded and bullied by ultra-badass elves, and with the Fellowship, the only person who can really compete with his skills is Aragorn—who is busy looking like a disaster and running away from his responsibilities (we still love him)—so Legolas transcended and became the far more zen but cool pretty boy that we know.
(That, and he was quickly introduced to pipeweed after leaving Mirkwood.)
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