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hetaczechia · an hour ago
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Frodo: Sam and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at me--
Aragorn [sighing]: What did Sam do?
Frodo: He chased them down to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sam: Who wants a steering wheel?
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hetaczechia · an hour ago
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Sam: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Merry: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate…
Pippin: Smad.
Frodo: There are two types of people.
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hetaczechia · an hour ago
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Aragorn: you three, explain right now!
Frodo: it was Pippin.
Sam: it was Pippin.
Merry: it was Pippin.
Pippin:
Pippin: ...fuck.
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awkwarng3 · 7 hours ago
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i can’t believe i didn’t post this earlier but this is a sam doodle i did thursday! i think he’s very hairy and himbo and cute because gender
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nerdasaurus1200 · a day ago
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Some dialogue that may or may not end up in a fic Shelob: Well, if it isn't Olorin and his merry band of lucky children.
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Shelob: Ahh..we meet again, O mighty Ringbearers...the meal who got away, the wyrm who nearly cut out my eye, and the wretch who failed to deliver what he promised me. ~~~
Míli: Hold your tongue. We’ve already slain two Maia.
Shelob: A wheel slayed the first and the other was brought down by dumb luck and his own arrogance. I’d be careful if I were you, child. It takes much more to make a queen than a name, a few won battles, and an ancient Elven blade.
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Shelob: Do you know how long I've been here, Olorin? I was the first of our kind to set foot in these lands. I was here long before Sauron, and long before the first stone of Barad-dur was placed. This is MY domain. And since you all so graciously got rid of the leech on the front porch for me, I'm taking it back.
Aragorn: And will you keep it once Gondor's armies learn you are harboring Orcs here? Shelob: This is their only home, the only place they can turn to.
Gandalf: Whether you like it or not, Shelob, the world has changed. If you wish to keep Mordor in peace, you must build alliances. Do not make the same mistakes your mother did. Shelob: My mother fell because her heart was weak enough to let the Black Foe in ~~~ Sam: You attacked Frodo! You tried to kill him!
Shelob: I tried to remind him his time was fading fast. It's not my fault he was too slow. I knew his hours were numbered before the ring consumed him.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Sam’s away for a few days. So whilst he’s away, I’m gonna cut all the sleeves of my shirts.
Merry: Why?
Frodo: He's about 95% of my impulse control.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Save the bees!
Sam: Plant more trees!
Merry: Clean the seas!
Pippin: Shredded cheese!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Aragorn: If you took a shot for every bad decision you’ve made, how drunk do you think you’d be?
Sam: Tipsy? Maybe?
Frodo: Drunk.
Merry: Wasted.
Pippin: Dead.
Merry&Pippin: *high-five*
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Today is just such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are...
Merry: Sam texted you “have a good day”, didn’t he?
Frodo: With three heart emojis!!
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lovely-v · 2 days ago
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recently reread the end bit of Fellowship of the Ring and I gotta say the movies did brainwash me into remembering it wrong because in the book Sam tries to jump into Frodo’s boat and he misses and ends up in the water so that’s why Frodo has to pull him out. so now that I’m thinking about it it’s kind of literally insane that Movie Sam is so unhinged that he’s full on like ‘yes i can’t swim. yes I’m going to try. yes i’m drowning. what of it. girl help.’
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sigaldryofthu · 2 days ago
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In Western Lands/Sam’s Song in the Tower (Quenya Translation)
Numenoresse nu Anar Almai cë maiortar Aiwer valini cë lindar Aldannar tuilar. A Menel alahalda cë Yo fernë cë rína Eleninen tinamirvë Senda cássë taina. Ni samuva nier oirë: Lendaya loituva. Na ambela umbari yë Ambor thangarea, Mordorto eleni mara  Estelye oia vë. Vá quetuvanye aurena Entuluva lánë. Tyë polla equë elenna “Tyeltë, Namárië.” (I may have cheated a line. Donald Swann’s composition repeats the last couplet: I took that as an opportunity to spread it over two lines. These lines fit the song, so you can sing it if you want.)
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