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jesus up on that fucking cross but he’s yelling and screaming as he gives birth to a beautiful baby amongus

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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

#i remember this song came on the radio at my old warehouse job once and i immediately thought of this instead

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Rock of Cashel, Ireland (by whidom88)

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i suddenly remembered that when gates to infinity first came out i described munna's arc like THIS when comparing it to dusknoir's.

so since im currently having a category 5 lotr moment i decided to just run with it.

#once again. the PMD-isms of LOTR #(im the bitch who got a tree of gondor tattoo on one arm and a gates to infinity tattoo on the other so who's really surprised) #pmd shitposting #lotr tag

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not me digging all the way back to 2015 in my pmd tag to see if i can justify making a post that will only be funny to me

#LOOKING FOR A POST IM 90% SURE I MADE BACK IN THE DAY

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I just sat up out of bed in a cold sweat to write this:

A Vulcan musician named T’Pain.

He wasn’t overly successful back home, but he’s big on Earth.

#I JUST CHOKED ON MY TEA #star trek

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oh okay, so danielle smith has reached a new fucking low. great.

#blah blah blah #i love how this new bill is clearly targeted at edmonton and calgary (the two liberal cities in this hell province)

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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

#gandalf is such a cunt and i love him #lord of the rings

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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just saw someone (presumably from the us) on twitter refer to edmonton as a small town and that sure got a laugh out of me

#(edmonton is one of the biggest cities in the country. not a small town at all.) #blah blah blah

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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From the exam-marking trenches to the ivory tower executive suites, Premier Danielle Smith has injected nervousness throughout Alberta's post-secondary sector. It initially seemed her Bill 18, the Provincial Priorities Act, was intended to make her government play checkstop or gatekeeper whenever the federal government and mayors made deals without provincial involvement. Then it became apparent that Smith's government would apply the same scrutiny to the higher-learning sector, and the premier's remarks made it clear she had federal research grants and notions of ideological "balance" in her targets. "When the government of Alberta states that it wants to align research funding with provincial priorities, it risks colouring research coming from Alberta post-secondary institutions as propaganda," wrote Gordon Swaters, a University of Alberta mathematics professor and academic staff association president. 

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#can she just explode already??

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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Help I think there's a joke to be made feat Gandalf Big Naturals and "you shall not pass" but I can't make it work bc the concept of Passing is so complex OTL

#thinking about this post again #might be my favorite lotr tumblr shitpost i’ve seen #lotr tag

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There’s something about Legolas and Gimli considering themselves a seperate entity inside of The Fellowship that makes my brain go a little insane. It’s the way Gimli says “And what about your companions?” to Merry but then follows that with “What about Legolas and me?” right after. They are seperate from this group they are in. They are of The Fellowship but are almost Outliers in it. They have a relationship that has become so different from the camaraderie the others share that they have begun to refer to themselves as a unit separate from everyone. They go off and disappear together. They whisper and chat in the background. Legolas bears arms with Aragorn and has ran miles to save Merry and Pippin but it is Gimli he confides in, it is to Gimli he says he finds comfort in his presence. And it is to Legolas Gimli expresses his desire to show the most one of the most beautiful sights he’s seen, the glittering caves, the trust he has to show this elf a place of beauty, and to be fully convinced that he will see the beauty in it too. Two creatures so different yet so alike drawn together by fate and war and oh how they toe the line between tradegy and history and the heavy burden of their familial animosities and love and happiness and joy like figure skaters toeing the line between ice and cold dark water. Their dance is beautiful and poetic and private and separate. Separate from the plot and from The Fellowship and from even our eyes but constantly referred to in little moments like these… “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. Yes Gimli. What about Legolas and you?

#this is so good lol #also ‘they go off and disappear together’ they’re fucking. #lord of the rings

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#sometimes shit happens. #lord of the rings