#[coded: incorrect quotes]

[lilislegacy]

hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship

piper: i know! they are SO in love

frank: and they are always so on the same page

leo: and their relationship is so mature

*meanwhile*

percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:

#this is what happens when best friends become lovers #especially childhood friends #percabeth will never stop bickering and competing #and i love them for it #percy and annabeth are so chandler and monica coded #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #piper mclean #frank zhang #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #pjo #friends #mondler #chandler bing #monica geller

[bellamer]

Jason: You bought a Stanley ?

Dick: I did.

Jason: You sellout.

Dick: They’re fantastic and my drink has been cold for four days.

Jason: Yeti’s have been doing the lords work since 2006. A lady makes a fake TikTok about a car fire and you abandon ship ?

Dick: It has a straw.

Jason: You’re a disgrace to this table.

Tim: I have a hydro flask.

Jason: Not now Tim.

Dick: Tim, you’re not supposed to put soup into there bud.

Tim, who hasn’t slept for two days straight: Mine also has a straw.

#incorrect batkids #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #nightwing #red hood #whatever Tim’s code name is now #idk

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[laz-kay]

Alastor: Here's some advice-

Rosie: I didn't ask for any.

Alastor: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

#then #just them #they’re so best friend coded it sickens me #rosie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #radiorose #alastor and rosie

[watchyourbuck]

911 s7 through the Buddie-looking-glass so far

7x01: talk to our son im too gay for this

7x02: I swear we mean well we’re just kinda dumb *tap*

7x03: worried hubs save captain dad

7x04: fuck ur new friend- no wait dONT FUCK HIM

#they’re so family coded #boyfriends who didn’t know they were dating #wait is this gay? #said with a **** in his *** #buddie #911 fox #911 #911 tv show #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #911 abc #buck and eddie #911 spoilers #911 on abc #911 season 7 #911 season seven #911 s7 #911 incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes

[anonymouse5]

*in an argument*

Regulus: there’s a universe where you’re not gay

Sirius:

Sirius: now that’s just hurtful

#marauders era #harry potter #the marauders #sirius black #regulus black #black brothers coded #black family drama #marauders incorrect quotes

[winterxisxcomingx]

*Charlie explaining their new plan to help Hell* Charlie: That’s the plan, any questions? *Vaggie & Emily raising hands* Charlie: Oh, yes? Vaggie: Your hair looks pretty. Emily: More beautiful than stars in the sky and flowers in a field. Charlie, blushing furiously: Oh, um... Angel Dust: *snickering* Husk: *rolling his eyes* Charlie, still crimson: that's.. not a question, but thank you!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #chaggie #royalhalo #vaggie x charlie x emily #emily x charlie x vaggie #two and a half halos #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel emily #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel polyamory #emily x charlie morningstar #charlie morningstar x emily #emily seraphim #emily fallen angel #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #huskerdust are so boyfriend coded even if they are only in the background akdaksdk

[rayssion]

Leo: hmmm.

Nico: hmm?

Leo: hm, hmm.

Nico: hmmm.

Nico and Leo: nod at each other.

Jason, stuck in the middle between them: now this feels unsettling....

#Leo and Annabeth might have Morse code #but it'll never beat the Hmm code #also Jason being stuck between two gremlins who may or may not be plotting murder #leo valdez #incorrect leo valdez #nico di angelo #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #jason grace #jasico #valgrace #valdangelo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #hoo #incorrect hoo quotes #inc

[vngful]

#my love for vergil is so complex #then there’s dante. #LMFAO #DANTE IS JUST PERFECT IN HIS OWN WAYS LMAO #i can never hate him #dante is so bestfriend coded to me I love him #devil may cry #dmc #vergil sparda #dante sparda #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dmc memes #vergil dmc #incorrect dmc quotes #dante dmc #dmc 3

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Monty: Ya know, at least my family is straightforward. You guys all have weird issues.

Moon: What?

Monty, pointing to Sun: Anxiety.

Monty, pointing to Lunar: PTSD.

Monty, pointing to Blood Moon: Neglect.

Monty, pointing to KC: Twink.

Monty, pointing to Jigsaw Eclipse: Sociopath.

Monty, pointing to Eclipse: Disowned.

Monty, pointing to Solar: Unspecified Trauma.

Monty, pointing to New Blood Moon: Manipulated.

Monty, poking Moon in the forehead: Self-Worth.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #montgomery gator #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf lunar #fnaf bloodmoon #kill code moon #fnaf jigsaw eclipse #fnaf solstice #fnaf eclipse #fnaf good eclipse #fnaf solar #fnaf zodiac #fnaf horoscope #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: my brain #aka my missing midnight post #from september 6th

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: “Babe, you have an amazing brain, love everything going on in there-”

Charlie: “Thank you!”

Vaggie: “-but we need a LITTLE bit of organization or we’re NEVER gonna remember what great ideas you had five minutes ago.”

Charlie: “Wait, what great idea did I have five minutes ago???”

Vaggie: “I don’t know. You scribbled it on a napkin and there’s like, five hundred of those scattered around our room.”

Charlie: “Aw shoot.”

Vaggie: “Some of them are folded in the shape of swans?"

Charlie: "Nnnoooo I've been trying so hard not to DO that so much!!!"

Vaggie: "It’s, pretty impressive honestly.”

Charlie: (huffs) “Okay. Fine. Maaaybe you’re right. Maybe I might have a slight, uh, organizing thoughts problem.”

Vaggie: “No worries sweetie, I have a solution.”

Vaggie: (dramatically steps aside) “BAM!”

Charlie: “OH OH VAGGIE! YOU GOT ME METAL BOXES~!”

Vaggie: “They’re filing cabinets.”

Charlie: “OHHHHH!!!”

Charlie: “…..”

Charlie: “How… how do we activate the filing cabinets?”

Vaggie: “You put your ideas in folders, label the tabs on the folders, put them in a drawer, and label each drawer. Then when you’re looking for something you just open the drawer and-”

Charlie: “Bam?”

Vaggie: “Bam. There it is. The brilliant ideas of Charlie Morningstar.”

Charlie: “As organized by Vaggie, her amazing wonderful super smart and beautiful girlfriend!!!!!”

Vaggie: (chuckling) “I don’t think looking good has anything to do with organizing…”

Charlie: “Hmm, you still are though, miss good looking. Annnnnd it DOES have a lot to do with what I’m thinking about right now.”

Vaggie: “What’re you thinking, Charlie?”

Charlie: (grins)

Vaggie: “…really? Right here, in front of our new cabinets?”

Charlie: “Heheh. I like it when stuff is ‘ours’~”

Vaggie: “Why do I get the feeling the first recorded thoughts of Charlie Morningstar are gonna have to be filed under ‘for our eyes only’.”

Charlie: “Your smirk would have to go there too then. But does this mean it’s a good idea!?”

Vaggie: “Definitely.”

Charlie: “WOO! Kisses kisses kisses-”

Vaggie: “AFTER we’ve cleaned up all these napkins. AND have neatly folded the ones that aren’t already swans.”

Charlie: “Wh- but- but there’s almost five hundred of them!! The kisses-?”

Vaggie: “One kiss per every fifty napkins, how’s that sound?

Charlie: (pouting) “Insufficient kiss ratio.”

Vaggie: “Sorry, but as much as organizing your brain turns me on, the storm of paper in here is kinda a total mood killer. No way I can focus on anything with this mess everywhere. So. Start cleaning.”

Charlie: “I’m starting to think writing on napkins was my worst idea yet…”

Vaggie: “Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been paper airplanes again.”

Charlie: “THEN I could’ve just thrown them all out the window! Be free! Fly!!! Shoo! Let me make out with my girlfriend in peace!”

Vaggie: “Ha!”

Charlie: “…. Vaggie. What if we-”

Vaggie: “Charlie no.”

Charlie: “Oh come on! Swans can fly!”

Vaggie: “Not when they’re fancy origami ones that we’ll just have to clean up later anyway.”

Charlie: “Feh. Stupid ideas on stupid napkins.”

Vaggie: “Would one kiss per every two dozen napkins make you feel better?’

Charlie: “Yes.” (deep sigh) “But I’ve only folded ten.”

Vaggie: “Perfect, I’ve done fourteen, so that makes two dozen.”

Charlie: “Wh-”

Vaggie: “Kiss ratio completed.”

Charlie: “It’s based on our combined number???”

Vaggie: “Why not. You like it when stuff is ‘ours’, don’t you.”

Charlie: “….yesthankyouiloveyouonekissplease.”

- a few several many moments later –

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “I’m suddenly getting the idea that… those were way more than one kiss.”

Vaggie: “I don’t care and wasn’t keeping count. File it under ‘Vaggie can’t multitask for shit’.”  

Charlie: “Mmm, ehhh. I think we just need a ‘Vaggie has AMAZING focus while kissing, but specifically only on the actual kissing’ folder instead.”

Vaggie: “Are you trying to get me to kiss you again.”

Charlie: “Is it working?”

Vaggie: (shoving napkins in her hands) “Here. Fold.”

Charlie: “I’m filing that under a yes~”

Vaggie: “Charlie. Fold. NOW.”

Charlie: “Hm-hmm-hm-hmmm~” (folding at lightspeed) “My newest great idea is that we should get even MORE filing cabinets.”

Vaggie: “Oh for-”(throws aside napkins) “-fuck’s sake-” (gives up and kisses her again)

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #incorrect quotes #silly headcanons #pry the idea that vaggie introduced her brainstorming girlfriend to the wonderful world of folders and files- #-and color coded sticky notes- #-out of my cold dead hands

[yikes-eliott]

Sirius: pardon my French, but Regulus is so uptight, that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you’d have a diamond

Regulus: that’s not even close to how diamonds work

Sirius: see this is the shit I’m talking about

#sirius is so ferris bueller coded #I want that man crashing a parade and singing twist and shout rIGHT NOW #regulus black #marauders #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes

[welivetodream]

Chuuya, singing in the kareoke: I wanna key his car, I wanna make him lunch

Dazai, whispering to Atsushi: Chuuya sounds so desperate

Chuuya: I wanna break his heart and be the one to stitch it up

Dazai: .....wait

Chuuya: Wanna kiss his face

*Dazai, smirks*

Chuuya, making a fist: with an uppercut

Dazai: oh no....

Chuuya: I wanna meet his mom, to tell her, her son sucks!!!

*ADA and PM laughing in the background*

#Get him back is skk coded #Olivia's discography is skk coded #skk #soukoku #bsd skk #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd x olivia rodrigo #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai x chuuya #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara

[huskingthatdust]

Angel Dust: I need alcohol in an IV

Husk: I'll give it to you in a balance bar

Angel Dust: please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

Husk: I'm kidding

Angel Dust: you're sick.

Husk while making his drink: yup.

Angel Dust: you're a sadist. You're an asshole

*husk places his drink in front of him*

Angel Dust batting his eyes at Husk: you're pretty

*husk rolls his eyes and crosses his arms*

#huskerdust incorrect quotes #huskerdust shitpost #huskerdust #source: gilmore girls #they are Lorelai and Luke coded and ill never stop posting about it.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: I trust Oliver with my life.

Clark: You don't even trust me with a sandwich!

Bruce: Because Oliver didn't eat my sandwich.

Clark: Yes he did, and I'll prove it!

Oliver: I didn't eat his sandwich. I'll eat your mom tonight, thought

#oliver and clark need to have beef for no reason #bruce wayne #clark kent #oliver queen #incorrect quotes #superbat #dc #dc comics #oliver is so big sister coded to me. just constantly #sees bruce with anyone. you can do better. #jesus himself could descend from his divine realm and oliver would be like. still lives at home. christian. swipe left

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

incorrect quotes 7/? because sometimes you have to roast your bestie

#natasha trace #bradley bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #bradley rooster bradshaw #topgunmaverickedit #They're so best friend coded. I'll fight everyone over it. #See also: Javy at Jake. Which I'll probably also make at some point #*Incorrect Quotes #1k