#incorrect fnaf quotes

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: I’m gonna kill you!

Eclipse: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

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[celestial-toys]

Sun & Moon + Text Posts [1] · [2] · [3] · [4]

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[sunandmoonofthedaycare]

Sun, to the tune of "The Final Countdown": "It's a mental breakdown!"

Moon: *playing kazoo in the background*

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[darthpastry]

The name's Afton.

*whips off bear mask accidentally taking several chunks of his face off with it*

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow shit.

*puts his jaw back and clears his throat*

Michael Afton.

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[incorrect-fnafquotes]

~Fluffles

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[scribblesandsherlock]

FNAFMovie!Incorrect Quotes: Part Four

WILLIAM, as Steve Raglan: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want, can't I?

MIKE, half asleep: Tell me about it.

WILLIAM: I murdered another kid last night.

MIKE: I feel you.

WILLIAM: Now I have the taste of blood, I can't stop killing.

MIKE, yawning: Been there

***

MIKE: If I seem intense, that's for one reason and one reason only, okay? I don't wanna be here and I'm really sad.

***

VANESSA: Why is Barbie's the Nutcracker the only good film adaptation of the ballet that has ever been made?

MIKE, who’s been around Abby too long: Because Barbie movies slap, next question.

***

WILLIAM: it's time for you to die.

ABBY: One sec, let me ask my brother

WILLIAM: It's not a choi--

ABBY: Mike said no.

***

MIKE: I did what I could, you know, while I was also trying not to bleed to death.

***

WILLIAM: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

MIKE: My happiness?

MIKE, turning to Vanessa: I'm happy?

***

ABBY: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

ABBY: *punches wall*

ABBY:

ABBY: Take me to the hospital.

***

MIKE: Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old friend...the dawning realization that I messed up bad.

***

MRS. AFTON: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

WILLIAM: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD

MRS. AFTON: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time?

***

WILLIAM, a career counselor: Look, I would like to give you moral advice, but I have very questionable morals.

***

MIKE: You're my little sister and the most important thing in the world to me. I would do anything for you.

ABBY: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

MIKE: Absolutely not.

***

MIKE: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm ticked off

***

MIKE: You saved me. I owe you my life.

VANESSA: No, thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

***

WILLIAM, first interviewing Mike: You look familiar. Have I killed one of your loved ones before?

***

MIKE: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

***

MIKE: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

WILLIAM: You mean literally or figuratively?

MIKE: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

***

WILLIAM: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

WILLIAM: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'Someone has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

***

VANESSA: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

MIKE: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

***

MIKE: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

***

ABBY: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

MIKE:

MIKE: Abby, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

ABBY: *Sips chocolate milk from bowl*

***

MIKE: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

(This can apply to both the movie and the game)

***

VANESSA: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

MIKE, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

***

MIKE: Okay, maybe playing, "Whose family is more dysfunctional" was a bad idea. Vanessa's sobbing in the bathroom now. We can't get her out.

***

MIKE: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase.

VANESSA: Mike, that's a coma.

MIKE: Sounds festive.

***

VANESSA: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

MIKE: How can you still say that?

VANESSA: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

***

WILLIAM: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

VANESSA: Twelve, actually.

WILLIAM: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really, whose fault is that?

VANESSA: Yours!

WILLIAM: That's right: no one's.

***

[Mike is the only one raising Abby after his dad’s depressed and his mom lost it]

MIKE: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Mike’s Dad: You're, like, 15 years old

MIKE: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

***

WILLIAM, sitting with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Michael

MIKE: How did you do that without turning around?

WILLIAM: ...To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

***

[The career counselor scene]

MIKE, explaining why he's gone through so many jobs: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

WILLIAM: Mike, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're stupid

***

MIKE, banging on the door: Vanessa! Open up!

VANESSA: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

MIKE: No, I meant--

ABBY: Let her finish.

***

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[cherrilemon]

Bonnie: So, what’s Freddy's type?

Chica: Blue, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Bonnie: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Chica: Did I mention oblivious?

Bonnie: Yeah, why?

Chica: Okay, just making sure.

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[dragonflavoredcake]

[Post-Ruin] Cassie: Gregory!!! :D Gregory: Cassie!!! :D Cassie: Gregory . . . Gregory: Cassie? Cassie: GREGORY! Gregory: Oh sugar honey iced tea— Cassie: I'M GONNA KILL YOU GREGORY

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[gh0styai]

Used an incorrect quote generator :)

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[np-writes]

Monty: I'm sorry for saying fuck in front of the kids

Roxy and Freddy holding Cassie and Gregory: You just said it again!

Monty: I'm not a role model!!

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[totallyincorrectfnafquotes]

*The group is getting into the car* Glamrock Freddy: I'm driving. Glamrock Chica, out of view: Shotgun! Roxanne Wolf, turning to face Glamrock Chica: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Glamrock Chica: WOAH- Glamrock Chica, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Kill Code Moon: I’ve raised perfectly functional children!

Moon: Do you have other children we don’t know about?

Sun: Moon…

Moon: Perhaps ones that you actually raised?

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[celestial-toys]

Sun & Moon + Text Posts [1] · [2] · [3] · [4]

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[ccyclonedoodleblog]

Have some incorrect quotes!

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[bisheepart]

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch your face in."

Susie: I'm so underdressed!

William: It would be way too rewarding.

Laura (Mrs Afton): Your fist is so pristine!

Charlie: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.

Cassie: My dad specifically instructed me to have a good day.

Gregory: No one's yelled 'World Star!' yet.

Michael: Judge said I'd go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.

Simon (Freddy Mask): I took the oath never to get punched.

Andrew: I'm the last of my species.

Jeremy Fitzgerald: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.

Evan: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

Cassidy: I'll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.

Elizabeth: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me.

Henry: You'll be late to supper.

Vanessa: I'd rather just do it myself.

Marcus (Bonnie Mask): If you're punching me, who's flying the plane?!

Fritz: My teeth are not yet ready to be harvested.

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[incorrect-fnafquotes]

The last time I was active on this account was before Security Breach came out so I figured I oughta do a Gregory post.

Also accurate to MatPat.

~Fluffles

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