#fnaf incorrect quotes

[fnafsilvereyes]

Jen: In this world there seems to be two kinds of  geniuses. One is the mad one who is insane and has no human emotion

Points at William laughing maniacally at taking candy from a baby

Jen: The other has so much emotion he can’t control himself.

Points at Henry who’s crying his eyes out at an emotional movie

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : I’m having problems with a guy.

Michael : Like “his dead body won’t fit in your car” problems or “you like him” problems?

Y/N : The “I like him” problems.

Michael, shrugs : Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other types.

Y/N : . . .

Y/N, trying not to crack a smile : You would bury yourself?

Michael : Yeah I mean— wait—

Michael :

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[connectionterminated13]

Michael: l am soaked in the blood of my siblings and my mother, I am the bastard son of a the devil on Earth. I am a monster in every sense of the word. I live only to destroy, to consume the lives of peaceful people until they're as rotten and miserable as I am, There is no one left to hold me when I cry. when I die not even the crows will want me.

Henry:.... Michael... When was the last time a human person hugged you?

Michael: 2007 November 24th Someone was trying to steal my keys....

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[azar-rosethorn]

Security Breach/Ruin Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Chica: Christmas lights?

Vanessa: Check.

Monty: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Vanessa: Check.

Moon: Santa suits?

Vanessa: Check.

Gregory: Shovel?

Vanessa: Check.

Cassie: Alibi and bail money?

Vanessa: Check- wait, WHAT?!

--

Monty: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Eclipse.

Moon: You just said it again.

Eclipse:

Monty: I am not a role model.

--

Moon: Hopefully Gregory has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Gregory: Oh, shut up and die Moon.

--

Sun: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

--

Eclipse: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Moon: I don't want your advice.

Eclipse: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

--

*meeting Glitchtrap*

Vanessa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Vanny: That sounds like a dare to me.

Vanessa: Oh my god.

--

Cassie: What’s it like being tall?

Cassie: Is it nice?

Cassie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Roxy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Gregory: It was one time!

--

Gregory: I will send my army to attack!

Gregory: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

--

Bonnie: We’re getting married, bitches!

Freddy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

--

Freddy: I am going to need you to swear-

Monty: Fuck.

Freddy:

Freddy: ...swear as in promise.

--

Vanessa: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

--

Roxy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The FazFam: Awwww-

Roxy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The FazFam: Oh.

--

Cassie: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Cassie: It is now a danger pin.

--

Gregory: I CAN'T DO IT!

Cassie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Gregory: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Roxy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Gregory:

Gregory: I appreciate it,

Gregory: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Chica: Gregory-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Freddy: Gregory we gotta-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Gregory: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Gregory, motioning to Vanny: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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[incorrectquoteslobby]

Micheal: Dad, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. Car: *click* Micheal: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!

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[cherrilemon]

Michael: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Abby: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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[cry1ngchild]

y/n: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with arson?

Michael holding a lighter: stop romanticising the past.

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[glitchedcosmos]

William as springtrap about to kill somebody: you can’t gatekeep , gaslight, and girlboss your way out of this one

Vanessa dying on the floor: whAt the fuck doEs that even meaN ?!?!?!

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[karmaspidr]

Cassidy: What's it like being a mother of six at five years of age?

Charlie: What's it like knowing you'll never have a moment of privacy for as long as you haunt that hunk of junk?

Evan: She's got us there, Cass.

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[fnafverse-quotes]

Moon: *crawling on the ceiling*

DJ Music Man: *trying to swat him with his hand* COME DOWN HERE AND FACE ME LIKE AN ANIMATRONIC

Moon: COME UP HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A SPIDER!

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[karma-glitch]

Puppet: You people have issues.

Michael: Well of course I have issues!

Springtrap: *Screaming in rage*

Michael: *Pointing at Springtrap* That's my freaking father!

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[frogfrogfrogfrogoose]

Clara: This isn’t what I meant when I said we’re a nuclear family.

William, building a nuclear bomb in the backyard: What did you mean?

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : U sad?

Michael : I wouldn’t say I’m “sad”.

Y/N : But if like a semi truck was speeding your direction you wouldn’t step out of the way or…?

Michael : :)

Y/N : ?

Michael : :]

Y/N, growing concerns : Michael?

Michael : *Seen*

Y/N : Michael ansWER!!!!

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[connectionterminated13]

Jeremike in a nutshell

Michael: Jeremy I'm a murderer, Have no direction in life, would probably get arrested for various federal crimes and did I forget to mention that I smell like a dead squirrel soaked in rotten egg juice?

Jeremy: Michael I have severe brain damage, usually high and I don't know where I am half the time!

Both: You want to watch television well kissing on the couch?

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[thefnafcornerr]

Mike: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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[incorrectquoteslobby]

Crying Child, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Micheal, standing in front of CC: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* CC, crying: Please…stop…

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