#*Incorrect Quotes

[cod-dump]

Price: Why is there a COFFIN in the rec room??

Soap: We’re having a funeral for Ghost

Price: WHAT?!

Gaz: He didn’t have one when he ‘died’ so we’re throwing one for him

Price: Wha- You don’t THROW a funeral!

Soap: Well, we are now. The soldiers are writing speeches for it

Price:

Gaz: It’s this weekend, by the way. Don’t miss it or Ghost will think you don’t care about him

Price: … what the fuck-

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

[artsymeeshee]

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[rxmqnova]

Y/N: Can I get a waffle?

Natasha and Wanda: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Y/N: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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[incorrectbatfam]

how would his goons would react if Red Hood randomly de-aged and kept asking for “dad” (Batman)?”

Goon #1: I guess we're dad now.

Goon #2: We?

Goon #1: Yes, we. I'm taking you down with me.

Baby Jason: I'm hungry.

Goon #1: You got any food?

Goon #2: Just an energy bar.

Goon #1: That works. Feed him while I figure a way outta here.

Goon #2:

Jason:

Goon #2: *shoves the energy bar in Jason's mouth like a pacifier*

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: You want to keep me safe but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave Ghost: Believe me, I've thought about it

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[eddiediazismyhusband]

Incorrect Evan Buckley

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[octopiys]

Alejandro: I hate verbs in English

Alejandro: I dance

Alejandro: you dance

Rodolfo: si

Alejandro: he dances.

Alejandro: why?

Soap: huh?

Alejandro, pointing at Phillip: is he dancing more than me?

Rodolfo: I don't think so-

Alejandro: six hundred and forty five people dance, and

Alejandro: he dances.

Soap:

Alejandro: how much is this mother fucker dancing?

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #modern warfare 2 #ghostsoap #captain john price #alejandro vargas #alerudy #incorrect quotes #rodolfo parra #phillip graves #philip graves #soapghost #rodolfo x alejandro #alejandro x rodolfo

[strawlessandbraless]

Sam: *just existing*

Cas: Dean and I do fuck nasty on the regular

*Cas turns to Dean and shrugs*

Cas: I wasn’t going to mention it

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[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Darling, do you love me?

Lucifer: Of course I do!

Alastor: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Lucifer: Well, of course I… would…

Alastor: I mean something really, really—

Lucifer: Alastor, what did you do?

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[incorrecthermitquotes]

Doc: das ist alles deine Schuld

Grian: I know, I know

Bdubs: You speak German?

Grian: No, I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language

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[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap:"I think little me would be proud."

Ghost:"little me would call me slurs."

Soap:

Soap:"at least you are opening up."

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[cod-dump]

Ghost: Remember to check over your shoulder at night, Keller. Never know who’s following

Alex: UHHH-??!

Farah: *grabs Ghost and pulls him to the side*

Farah: The FUCK, Simon?! Are you trying to chase him off??

Ghost: If meeting Price didn’t scare him off then he’s not going anywhere. I just like fucking with him

Farah: … what did John do?

Ghost:

Ghost: I gotta go-

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #farah karim #alex keller #incorrect quotes #faralex

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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[imfinereallyy]

Eddie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Robin: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Robin: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

#stranger things #incorrect quotes #robin buckley #eddie munson #robin buckley and eddie munson friendship #steddie

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

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[love-and-deepspace-incorrect]

Zayne: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

MC: Huh?

Zayne: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to annoy me. So cut it out-

MC: I love you.

Zayne:

MC:

MC: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Zayne: I knew it.

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