Alejandro: I hate verbs in English
Alejandro: I dance
Alejandro: you dance
Rodolfo: si
Alejandro: he dances.
Alejandro: why?
Soap: huh?
Alejandro, pointing at Phillip: is he dancing more than me?
Rodolfo: I don't think so-
Alejandro: six hundred and forty five people dance, and
Alejandro: he dances.
Soap:
Alejandro: how much is this mother fucker dancing?
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It’s weird when I see people ship Graves with Alejandro or Rodolfo because yall know damn well the only fucking they’re doing with that man is fucking him up with a steel pipe to the skull after what he did.
Edit: And then Alejandro and Rudy go fuck each other while Graves bleeds out in the other room
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face studies with the vaqueros i did some time ago!🤠🤠
...and some white guy ig.
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I’ve cracked the code
bonus Nikolai
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Jan 2023
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Barbie Time 💢✨
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Soap, running into Gaz’s office: RUDY’S JACKED
Gaz: *sighs* What-?
Soap: He’s ripped! Shredded-
Gaz: Soap… you’re surrounded by ripped and fit men
Soap: You don’t understand- I finally understand why Alejandro is a bottom
Gaz:
Gaz, standing: I have to see this-
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Two idiots in love
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Save a horse, ride a Vaquero 😌
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soapghost comic ft alerudy but it gets progressively less finished as time passes to the point that i accept im never actually finishing it and i post it to tumblr
the last slide is a sketch layer and hastily written so it says
alejandro: where are u going?
soap: gonna tell him i'm deficient in vitamin D
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rudy did ale's facepaint
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Roadtripppp!
Soap, squished in the back seat: And why exactly does Gaz get to sit in the front again, Cap'n?
Price, driving: Because he's my favourite. Also I don't trust Ghost being near the wheel.
Ghost, grumbling looking out the window: Whatever, asshole.
Gaz, smug in the front seat: It's true though, ever since Las Almas-
Ghost: I get it, I get it, you don't have to remind me.
Rudy, smushed between Soap and Ghost: Why am I here again?
Soap: I needed a cuddle buddy, obviously? Ghost isn't a cuddling type, are you Ghost?
Ghost: Nope.
Rudy, sobbing: I want to go home.
Alex, in the trunk: Can we pull over I REALLY need to piss.
Farah, strapped to the roof outside peering through a window: Oh YOU want to pull over??!?
Alejandro in Gaz's footwell like a literal dog: I feel so uncomfortable right now.
Laswell, on the phone already at the destination, laughing: Should've just taken a plane, lady and gents. Should've just taken a fucking plane.
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what was worse, shepherd's betrayal or this
(ko-fi requests are open!)
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Jan 2023
Love them sm
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Soap: wait... so if like. If baby oil dissolved condoms, what does it do to babies?
Price: believe it or not... babies are made of different material than condoms.
Gaz: it's like rock paper scissors.
Gaz: baby oil defeats condom, condom defeats baby, baby defeats baby oil.
Ghost: rock also defeats baby
Soap:
Soap: Ghost we've talked about this.
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Ghost: You used to date Valeria??
Alejandro: It was a long time ago
Ghost: Still, does that mean you’re a masochist? Is Rudy worse? Did you leave her because he’s meaner to you?
Alejandro:
Ghost: I’m taking your silence as “he’s mean to me and I love it”
Alejandro: *Groans* When is Price coming to pick you up again?
Ghost: Tomorrow evening
Alejandro, exasperated: dios mío
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