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Impulse: Bro.
Zed: What, bro?
Impulse: Cover your eyes.
Zed: *covers his eyes*
Impulse: What do you see?
Zed: Nothing.
Impulse: That's what you mean to me, bro.
Zed: Br- wait.
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Jevin: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Wels: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else... I know I am.
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Doc: das ist alles deine Schuld
Grian: I know, I know
Bdubs: You speak German?
Grian: No, I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language
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Scar, internally: I wonder what X is thinking about! He's so cool and mysterious!
X, internally: [wii music]
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Bdubs: *is bleeding*
Keralis: Quickly, what's your blood type?
Bdubs: ...B positive
Keralis: I'm trying but you're bleeding...
Doc: *in the distance* wtf...
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Cleo: The human stress response seems so maladaptive
Joe: To be fair, 90% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediate conclusive scenarios that the tedious bs we put up with these days.
Cleo: Very very slow tigers are chasing me
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False, with a bowl of popcorn in her hands: You know, sometimes when I get bored, I break something of Cleo's and tell her Joe did it.
Stress: Why would that make you less bored?
Cleo, from across the base: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS JOE!
False: Great, the show's about to start.
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Joe: You can't do this. Stop dying immediately. I forbid it
xB, dying: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Gem: Grian! R.T.T.T.D.S.S!
Grian: what-
Scar: I think we broke Gem
Gem: resist the temptation to do something stupid! (Covered in gunpowder)
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Joe: You okay?
Cleo: I'm depressed
Joe: Dang me too
Joe: No, wait, hi depressed, I'm dad
Joe: No, wait, what's wrong?
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Random Person: [About Hermitcraft] Have you no control over these people?
X: None whatsoever
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Hels: How can someone say BadTimes is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.
BadTimes, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!
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Impulse: Zed has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him a thing nobody should have an opinion on.
Tango: Hey, Zed, what's the worst possible multiple of four?
Zed, scoffing: Twelve, obviously.
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BadTimes: Hey Ex, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Ex: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
BadTimes: Literally all you needed to say was no.
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Grian: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.
Mumbo, sighing: What did you do this time?
Grian: In the town hall, Scar pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".
Grian: So I asked which end.
Mumbo:
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Doc: *Angrily storms off*
Stress: Oh?? You're running?? Away??
Ren: No, he's either trying to convince himself not to kill you, or he's winding up for an attack that will kill you. Probably the latter.
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Bdubs: What do you need?
Ex: Advice.
Bdubs: That coat HAS to go. I've been wanting to say something for MONTHS.
Ex:
Bdubs: ...It's not about the coat, is it?
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