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Steve: You need to be nicer

Bucky: I am nice

Steve: You threatened to stab Tony

Bucky: And I think giving him a warning was pretty nice of me.

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #tony stark #captain america #winter soldier #iron man #mcu #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #stucky #stucky incorrect quotes

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Steve: You’re heart shaped glasses are very festive

Tony: Thanks! I’m in love

Steve: With who

Tony: Myself

#Edith controls the glasses #Steve rogers #Captain America #Tony Stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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Bucky: Hello! It is I, your favourite teammate

Natasha: Actually Clint is my favourite teammate

Bucky: Well then, it is I, that bitch

#mcu #marvel #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #Bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #Clint Barton #clint barton incorrect quotes

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Steve: Get what, Buck!

Bucky: What?

Steve: I’m getting married!

Bucky, smiling through the pain: Oh, that’s great. To who?

Steve, handing him marriage forms: It’s you, sign here

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #steve x bucky #mcu #marvel #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #captain America #the winter soldier

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Maths is stained red from the blood of its victims

#I hate maths

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#damn straight #not straight #you get me

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Wanda > heaven

#prove me wrong #I love her #im just 🥰🥰🥰 #Wanda maximoff #Wanda #wandavision #Wanda maximoff love

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[Bucky and Y/N attempting to infiltrate Hydra]

Hydra agent: Hail Hydra

Bucky, panicking: Yeah, you know something that I've always gone on record saying is 'hail Hydra'

Y/N: That's true, he has said that. He says it every day when he walks into work

Bucky: I walk into work and say 'Morning everyone! Hail Hydra'

Y/N: I've got my big stomach tattoo that says 'hail Hydra'

Hydra Agent:

Y/N: But I wont reveal that right now

Bucky: There was HR complaints

#marvel x buzzfeed unsolved is best boi #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x y/n #marvel #marvel x reader #mcu #hydra #hail hydra

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Steve: I hope you two have a good explanation for this

Sam: Actually we have three

Steve:

Bucky: Pick your favourite

#mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #Steve Rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #captain america incorrect quotes #Sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #the falcon #the falcon incorrect quotes #Bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #the winter soldier #the winter soldier incorrect quotes

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Bucky: God give me patience

Sam: I think you mean ‘God give me strength’

Bucky: If God gave me strength you’d already be dead

#Bucky barnes #sam wilson #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #sam wilson incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #tfatws #tfatws incorrect quotes #the winter soldier #the falcon

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Peter: Mrs Potts and Mr stark are arguing outside again. Should we do something?

Rhodey: Yeah

Rhodey: [shuts window]

#incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #pepper potts #pepper potts incorrect quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes #tony stark #Peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #james rhodes #james rhodes incorrect quotes #rhodey #rhodey incorrect quotes

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Pepper: Tony, we should really talk about your habit of adopting children when you‘re stressed.

Tony, hiding Peter behind his back: I have no idea what you're talking about

#incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #tony stark #peter parker #pepper potts #tony stark incorrect quotes #peter parker incorrect quotes #pepper potts incorrect quotes

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sam wilson deserves better

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Bucky: All the haters be like ‘Aren’t you wanted by the state?’

Bucky: And I’m like, ‘I’m wanted by a lot of people okay? That’s the price of being pretty’

Bucky: Anyways, I did commit a smidge of treason

#Bucky in civil war #Bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #tfatws #tfatws incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

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Steve: Its strange for Peter to sneak out like this

Tony: I know right... hes acting like me

Steve: Oh great. Because that's what we need right now. Another you

#incorrect quotes #steve rogers #tony stark #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #steve rogers incorrect quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect avengers

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How have I only just noticed this

#gay #lgbtq #bi #pan #ace #aromantic #trans #lesbian #I love this so much #I’m so dumb

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Okay but both of the maximoff twins are definitely pan.

Like Peitro flirts with everything he sees and Wanda married a FUCKING MICROWAVE

#she’s willing to date anyone I mean come on #I don’t understand people who disagree with this #vision is basically a microwave #marvel #mcu #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #quicksilver #scarlet witch #gay #lgbtq #pan #pansexual