the thoughts I texted my friend when I was playing through the Phantom Bride event
I'm so confused as to why my weeb shut in man is in a SUIT
THE EVENT OPENS WITH PEOPLE FUCKING *PROPOSING* TO YOU
I found out why he's in a suit
A ghost kidnapped him so that they may marry
This bitch better get her filthy dead hands *off of my weeb bitch*
HE'LL FUCKING DIE IF SHE SUCCEEDS IN MARRYING HIM?!?!
THIS GHOST WHORE NEEDS TO GET THE *FUCK* AWAY FROM IDIA
Ooooh Idia is so pretty in a suit though
That is all thank you.
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@spadecentral .
...... I'm not ok mentally but who cares? :)
Heartslybuwul - Doworm of Quwun Owof Howots
Ruwuddle Rowosehearts
Trowoy Clowover
Cowoter Diamowond
Auwuce Trappowola
Deuwuce Spuwude
Savuwunaclaw - Doworm of Scowor
Leowona Kingschowolar
Ruwuggie Buwucchi
Jowock Howol
Owoctavinelle - Doworm of Uwurla
Azuwul Ashengrowotto
Flowoyd & Juwude Lowoch
Scuwurabia - Doworm of Jowor
Kuwulim Al-Asowom
Juwumil Vowoper
Powomefiore - Doworm of Bowouwutiful Quwun
Vowol Schowoenheit
Rowok Huwunt
Epowol Fuwulmier
Ignuwuhyde - Doworm of Howodes
Iduwuia Shrowouwud
Oworthowo Shrowouwud
Diasowomnia - Doworm of Malowoficent
Malleuwus Dracowonia
Liluwua Vanrowouwuge
Sowolver
Sowobowok Zigowolt
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]
Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"
Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."
Lilia:
Yuu/Mc:
Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"
Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"
Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"
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Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.
MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.
Riddle:
Azul:
Jamil:
MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.
Idia: HA, I WIN-
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TWST incorrect quotes but it's just mainly my OCs....
CW// cursing cuz yes, machine gun, bones, flesh, skin, tooth, drinking
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Joy: Say, what was Cato like as a child?
Sora: .... Well..
[childhood]
kid! Cato, pausing his game: Why do you look so old
Tween! Sora, just trying to dress for his 6th grade dance: .... Fuck you.
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Ace: I swear that Jester is always everywhere...
Epel: You mean Rook, right?
*Meanwhile Rook and Joy in the background spying on their first years*
Rook: which one yours?
Joy: Ace. Riddle told me to make sure he doesn't cause more shit.
××××××××××××××××
Calliope: I'm probably the most normal person here
Cato: SAYS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T CLEAN HIS BONES!
Joy: NON SKIN SHREDDER
Sora, not paying attention: Clip your front tooth and show us your tooth flesh already
Calliope, disgusted and calling "his" "therapist" (Yuu): .... POINT PROVEN. THANKS.
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Cato: Sometimes you gotta eat Jade's mushroom, it cool, it hip and it free!
Sora: Don't eat anything from Jade ???? Why would you???
Cato: It cool, it hip and it free! Sometimes.
(/ref)
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Cater: Honestly, that guy is like the Jade and Floyd equivalent of Heartsbyul
Joy, eating salt: SAYS THE HOT GUY- wait that came out wrong-
Everyone in the dorm:
Cater:
Joy:
Joy, embarrassed AF: I WOULD LIKE TO CLAIRFY THAT I MEAN FOODS OF HOT WHOM MIMICKING TEMPERATURES AND PAIN STINGY GUY
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{First week of school}
[Trey, walking into the kitchen in the morning and tripping over Joy]
Joy, half asleep: Fuck off, you fucking hetero......
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Sora: I learnt the piano as a child. And all I got is my sibling aSKING ME TO PLAY FUCKING MEGOLAVIANIA
Sora: LIKE, WHOM THE FUCK IS SANS???
[Cato, My Yuu and Idia shaking heads in disapproval in the background]
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{×⚠️NOT A SORA X TREY⚠️×}
[Joy, Trey, and Sora hanging out, library hang out]
*the three quietly studying*
Sora, looks at Trey dead in the eyes: We can legally drink.
Trey: ..... What.
Joy: ... *Writing on a piece of paper "Why am I the third wheeler" And slides it over to Sora*
××××××××××××××××
*The different thoughts of the "first" day of school*
Calliope: *Holy shit everyone will know. Someone's looking at me. I know they are.. why are they looking at me... I need to redye my hair...*
Cato: *OH- CUTE KITTY!! OH-..... Nevermind...*
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Calliope: I know how to say machine gun in Spanish
Epel: How?
Calliope, feeling silli and happi: "ametralladoras" ^U^
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Jack, taking a break with Cato: Why are you fine with everyone calling you with feminine terms?
Cato: The shock on their face once they realize I'm a guy is the best thing to my days!
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