#Twst Incorrect Quotes

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#691 ...*Faints*

F!Yuu: It’s just…I haven’t shaved down there in a while…

Lilia: I eat starbursts stuck to the wrapper*Looks with his blood-shot eyes straight into your eyes as he is thriving with your thighs squishing his head*Lay ye ass down and let me feast,I want a real woman not a child as my lover

...He worships your thighs to end him...like a worthy warrior he isn't afraid to die of asphyxiation-

Lilia*With a babywipes cleaning his face* SIT ON YOUR THRONE MY DEAREST FOR I AM READY~

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[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Kalim: A hollow tummy makes for hollow thoughts, you see. Kalim: Why don't you join us for a banquet? Beelzebub: Really? Jamil, internally: FUCK!

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[simple-dark-eyes]

*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*

Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!

Silver: *very uncomfortable*

Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*

Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*

Alternatively:

Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!

Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!

The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*

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[usurper-of-the-ethereal-heavens]

#Jamiazu again bcs they occupy my thoughts constantly #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #jamiazu #ashenviper #azujami #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #edit: i forgot— sprites are from alchemivich!!!

[mc-cos-charm]

Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...

Cater : How do you do it?

Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.

Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself

Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up

Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.

Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...

Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.

The whole cast in the corner , : 😨

Mc : *Wheezes*

Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !

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[hikaru4520]

M!MC: I love you..

Riddle: ...

Riddle: if only loving you wasn't a sin..

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[lux-mask]

Twst Fans Only!

Hello welcome.I have a question is it just me or does some character feel trans coated. I mean Ortho feels trans coated to me and I want to draw him as a girl now. Do any of you get that or is it just me?

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

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[alicraft336]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]

Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"

Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."

Lilia:

Yuu/Mc:

Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"

Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"

Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"

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[underqualified-human]

Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.

Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hmmm...

Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Yuu: HMMMM...

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[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#689 Top n bottom

After marriage, Vil wanted to...Surprise you on your honeymoon and he knew you also had a surprise for him...

Raven!Yuu: Isn���t this great?!

Vil*With Lingerie on to surprise you, Lying on the bed in a starfish position*Not really...

Raven!Yuu*looking down from the top bunk: What’s wrong?... You wanna be on top?

Vil*Knows you dont understand the innuendo you ... accidentally said*...that was the plan...

Part 4 of:

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[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Vil: You possess the common sense of a gecko drunk on berry wine. Deuce: That's probably the fanciest way I've been insulted in my entire life.

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[twistedtrashposts]

Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.

MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.

Riddle:

Azul:

Jamil:

MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.

Idia: HA, I WIN-

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[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

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[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #323

MC: “Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.”

MC: “One… Two… Three.”

Leona:

Malleus:

MC: “Well now I’m just disappointed in the both of you.”

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[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

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