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w4t3rgun · 1 year
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TWST incorrect quotes but it's just mainly my OCs....
CW// cursing cuz yes, machine gun, bones, flesh, skin, tooth, drinking
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Joy: Say, what was Cato like as a child?
Sora: .... Well..
[childhood]
kid! Cato, pausing his game: Why do you look so old
Tween! Sora, just trying to dress for his 6th grade dance: .... Fuck you.
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Ace: I swear that Jester is always everywhere...
Epel: You mean Rook, right?
*Meanwhile Rook and Joy in the background spying on their first years*
Rook: which one yours?
Joy: Ace. Riddle told me to make sure he doesn't cause more shit.
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Calliope: I'm probably the most normal person here
Cato: SAYS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T CLEAN HIS BONES!
Joy: NON SKIN SHREDDER
Sora, not paying attention: Clip your front tooth and show us your tooth flesh already
Calliope, disgusted and calling "his" "therapist" (Yuu): .... POINT PROVEN. THANKS.
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Cato: Sometimes you gotta eat Jade's mushroom, it cool, it hip and it free!
Sora: Don't eat anything from Jade ???? Why would you???
Cato: It cool, it hip and it free! Sometimes.
(/ref)
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Cater: Honestly, that guy is like the Jade and Floyd equivalent of Heartsbyul
Joy, eating salt: SAYS THE HOT GUY- wait that came out wrong-
Everyone in the dorm:
Cater:
Joy:
Joy, embarrassed AF: I WOULD LIKE TO CLAIRFY THAT I MEAN FOODS OF HOT WHOM MIMICKING TEMPERATURES AND PAIN STINGY GUY
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{First week of school}
[Trey, walking into the kitchen in the morning and tripping over Joy]
Joy, half asleep: Fuck off, you fucking hetero......
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Sora: I learnt the piano as a child. And all I got is my sibling aSKING ME TO PLAY FUCKING MEGOLAVIANIA
Sora: LIKE, WHOM THE FUCK IS SANS???
[Cato, My Yuu and Idia shaking heads in disapproval in the background]
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{×⚠️NOT A SORA X TREY⚠️×}
[Joy, Trey, and Sora hanging out, library hang out]
*the three quietly studying*
Sora, looks at Trey dead in the eyes: We can legally drink.
Trey: ..... What.
Joy: ... *Writing on a piece of paper "Why am I the third wheeler" And slides it over to Sora*
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*The different thoughts of the "first" day of school*
Calliope: *Holy shit everyone will know. Someone's looking at me. I know they are.. why are they looking at me... I need to redye my hair...*
Cato: *OH- CUTE KITTY!! OH-..... Nevermind...*
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Calliope: I know how to say machine gun in Spanish
Epel: How?
Calliope, feeling silli and happi: "ametralladoras" ^U^
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Jack, taking a break with Cato: Why are you fine with everyone calling you with feminine terms?
Cato: The shock on their face once they realize I'm a guy is the best thing to my days!
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lemonandlime22 · 3 months
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“My friends think I like to fight, but it’s just not true. Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam but… I never enjoyed it.
I’m not a violent dog.
I don’t know why I bite.”
-older bitey child Yuu probably
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myeagleexpert · 2 months
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DON'T TOUCH MY SON
Ace: Come on! I didn't do anything too much! Grim: Nyaa~ stop being a bully Ace! Or I'll tell Yuu everything!
Yuu, with the supersonic power of hearing knocks down the door: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?? Ace: He's just being a crybaby Yuu, I didn't even touch him! Yuu: HOW DARE YOU ACE? DO THIS WITH GRIM? Ace, guiltily, hangs his head: Okay, mayb- Yuu: You hurt my son and say that "maybe" you was being harsh? Ace: Oww Calm down prefect, Grim is not your son!
Yuu: HUH???
Deuce: Bro, you really messed up now..... Yuu: I CARRIED HIM IN MY BELLY FOR 9 MONTHS Epel:….maybe you're exaggerating…. Yuu, crying: I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM PAINFULLY IN THE HOSPITAL! Ace:….Yuu: DEUCE WAS THERE AND HOLDED MY HAND IN THE PROCESS! AND YOU SAY HE IS NOT MY SON? Deuce, who hasn't been to the hospital and knows that Yuu isn't a mother: Exactly Ace, come to your senses, look at how sad you're making Yuu. Ace: How crazy is this? Jack, you're not going to say anything?
Jack, hiding behind the door: nope I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this mad-
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joonie-berry · 8 months
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Incorrect Quotes Twisted wonderland:
Yuu: What are you in the mood for?
Leona: World domination.
Yuu: That's a bit ambitious.
Leona: You are my world.
Yuu: Aww...
Leona:
Yuu:
Leona:
Yuu: OH.
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Yuu, throwing their head into Leona's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Leona, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Idia: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Yuu: What- how?
Idia: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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Yuu: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Idia: WHY?!
Yuu: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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iamyoursimper · 2 years
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Idia : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?
Idia's kid : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"
Idia : Not where i was going, but ok.
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twisted-dork · 6 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #20 Giyuu!Yuu’s Letter Box
*While on the Camp Vargas Event Giyuu!Yuu forget to lock the their room so they called Lilia to lock up*
Lilia: Okay I got a box but there’s no key in here just letters.
Giyuu!Yuu: That’s the wrong box put it back.
*Lilia sees that all of the letter’s have Tanjiro!Yuu’s handwriting*
Lilia: Oh Giyuu!Yuu are these letters from Tanjiro!Yuu
Giyuu!Yuu: Don’t read those letters
Lilia: Oh look they call you raindrop that is so cute.
Giyuu!Yuu: PUT DOWN THE LETTERS
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu snatches the phone*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Hey Lilia it’s SwapGyutaro!Yuu
Lilia: Hey SwapGyutaro!Yuu how’s camping
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Delightful. Listen I don’t know what you’re doing right now
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: But there are little bubbles forming in the corner of Sheldon’s mouth
Lilia: Okay yeah I kinda of crossed a line put them back on
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Thank yooou
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu hands the phone to Giyuu!Yuu*
Giyuu!Yuu: I’m back
Lilia: What up Raindrop
Fun fact: Tanjiro is canonical pen pals with Uzui, Urokodaki, Senjurou, the ladies from the red light district, and Giyuu (he never answer back)
So I headcanon that Giyuu kept all of the letters and keeps them in a safe place
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blackopals-world · 1 year
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Fyodor: Okay honey, It's time to choose who you wish to be my son-in-law. I've lined up all the potential bachelors.
Idia: Just to let you know now, I'm literally the worst possible choice.
Otaku!Yuu: No need to sell yourself, I already chose you when you walked in.
Fyodor: Considering what your sisters went with I won't complain. But I will judge.
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captainjacklyn · 2 years
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Yk the master chef event?
What if mc is done with Octavinelle and their shit so they serve takoyaki and a whole grilled octopus to azul.
And for the leech twins unadon or unagi kabayaki
I have nothing against jamil but I would serve him Snake soup or stew as a thank you for the damn overblot <3
also octavinelle + jamil please
WOAH !!! I LIKE YOU AND YOUR ANGER LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Content : mc has had enough with everyone's bullshit and they decide to get their revenge by slamming food of themselves into their FACES. This is absolute CRACK, so if you wanted angst, this ain't it. Also this is rather short because besides being ABSOLUTELY STUNNED I don't know what to tell you.
Warnings : Cussing, a lot of cussing. If you don't want to read about the boys getting hilarious fucking trauma then don't interact with this. If you do then enjoy !
Cooking disaster event MASTERLIST can be found here
Mc being done with Octavinelle and Jamil's bullshit decides to traumatize them like their childhood wasn't enough
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OH BOY WAS THIS SURPRISING FOR AZUL
his head probably went : "oh, so this is how it feels to have YOUR OWN FUCKING KIND SERVED AS A MEAL"
and reader, why would you go and say "Bon Appetit" like this was ok ?!
Reader : Death Stare Intensifies
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*decides to not ever fuck with you again cause he feels like the next thing on his plate will be the head of his own mother*
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Looks at plate, looks at shrimpy, looks at plate and then looks back at shrimpy again.
Repeat the process until his neck decides to crack and fade into nothing but ashes.
He is surprised and absolutely-
I have nothing else to say, he is surprised what else do you want ?
and also why are you looking at him like that and for some reason he hears boss music-
"Bon Appetit"
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*Proceeds to look around him awkwardly only to spot azul with the same case*
Woah.. shrimpy is bold
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This dud turned into the shocked pikachu meme right then and there when you gave him unadon.
he just stands there.
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I MEAN IT WOULD BE A WASTE IF HE DIDN'T EAT IT-
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Oh OH OH
YOU HAVE HIS RESPECT GOD DANG !
Freezes completely upon realizing the soup that you gave him had snakes in it.
"I thought about you while chopping their heads of !"
will not mess with you ever again in his life.
THAT WAS BRUTAL-
he knows he probably deserves it for being a dick and all but that was UNEXPECTED-
sees you two days later and starts to speed walk away from you with a very confused kalim.
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imhereiguess420 · 7 months
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Ace: And that’s when it hit me. The best idea I ever had in my entire life.
[After saving from a magical disaster, created by Ace.]
Miyeon: That’s the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.
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zr-art-world · 9 months
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(NRC-RSA exchange program) Twst Zeus meets Yuu
Twst Zeus: Hay! :D Your the NRC prefect, right? Its nice to meet ya! Yuu: (Staring at this dude while remembering the dreams they had during book 6) Twst Zeus:....uh... you good- Yuu: Question, does the name Idia Shroud ring a bell? Twst Zeus: Oh, ya, he's my cousin :) Yuu: O.O Twst Zeus: Wait, why? Yuu: Oh, he's my friend and- Twst Zeus: Wait, like, friends in real life? Yuu: Ya, him and Ortho visit my dorm sometimes to play video games. But I sometimes go to his dorm room to play games to :) Twst Zeus: ... Yuu: ... Twst Zeus: I feel like there's a story behind that
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janahanooo · 7 months
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Yuu: okay, first week of school. How was it?
New Ramshakle student: I want to go home
Yuu: me too, but here I am.
Yuu: but look at the bright side ??, you can go home in the holidays
??: you don't????
Yuu: do you think I would be here then?
??: ...
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leonatamer · 1 year
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🌺: Hi, Cheka~! Nice to see you again, remember me?
🦁: (...aaand here comes another nuisance 😑)
🐱: Hello~! Oh, I know you!! You were in bed with unca Leona!
🦁: *coughs violently*
🦁: YOU MEAN WE WERE IN SEPARATE BEDS.
(See masterlist for more art)
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menander · 1 month
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One day when the prefect mind on survival mode
Deuce: *give Nel the red paint and brush* Here you go.
Nel: *stare at the paint and brush*
Nel: Hit them with blunt brush, and drown their mouth with paint....
Deuce: *too shocked almost drop his paint on his foot*
In the class
Jack: *returning Nel's pen* Thanks, Prefect.
Nel: *staring at the pen* ...If you want to stunt them stab on their throat, before change it to their eye or heart.
Jack: What?!
In the courtyard, sparing with the basketball club
Nel: *passing the ball so fast that almost hit Floyd in the face if he didn't catch it right*
Floyd: !!!
Floyd: *grinning* Shrimpy! I didn't know you can throw it that way! Do it again!
Ace: What do you mean 'do it again'?! You barely catch it!!!
Nel: *ignoring them* not fast enough, I should spin it a little bit when I throw it so it bounce.
Jamil: *too skeptical to saying things*
Housewarden and vice housewarden meeting
Riddle: *opening the meeting room door out loud*
Trey: Riddle, calm down.
Riddle: *looking annoyed with veins pop out of his head* I know this one is not Ace doing... So which one of you upsetting the Prefect?! 💢
The rest housewardens except kalim: *point at Crowley*
Kalim: *Looking at all his friends then join to point at Crowley.*
Crowley: What??
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stupidneko · 24 days
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Found family of the year( reposting some old incorrect quotes lol)
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local-deuce-fan · 9 months
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New yuu idea!!
Greaser yuu, inspired after ponyboy Curtis from The Outsiders
*after Leona’s overblot*
Greaser! Yuu: *looks over to ruggie as they’re on the ground* I have no idea how we’re still alive! It makes no sense! *starts to laugh*
Ruggie: *looks over at greaser! Yuu and starts to laugh with them*
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