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Do you guys see that!?!?!?!?!

Thank you Deuce tho, but OMFG HE CAME HOME?!?!

I wasn't even looking at my phone when I wished for him, I was talking to my roommates when I heard his voice. I freak out so much, and like thank you Deuce for coming home❤️

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst deuce #twisted wonderland deuce #he came home!!!!! #omfg i'm so happy rn

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I just realised

My first ever post was tgcf, and since I have some time, have something real quick<3

Hua Cheng: Gege...

Xie Lian: Hi San Lang! Feng Xin nad Mu Qing decided to visit us, I hope it's alright with you that they stay for a bit!

Hua Cheng: anything for Gege, this humble husband will never go against your decision

Hua Cheng: one wrong move and you both are dead

Xie Lian: are you guys hungry? I made some soup and-

Mu Qing: just kill me

#tgcf incorrect quotes #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #mu qing #feng xin

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Grim: *yawn* Henchman, I'm hungry! Henchman?

Grim: ...Human?!

Grim: Yuu..? YUU!

Yuu: do you think he noticed I'm not there?

Leona: *invited them to savanaclaw*

Leona: nah, but he might trow a tantrum

Yuu: thanks, that didn't help

Yuu: Grim, I'm back-

*Ramshakle's interior was burned down*

Yuu: ...

Grim: *sob* 'm sorry...

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst leona #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland leona #twisted wonderland grim #grim twst #twst grim #grim is my baby boy

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YES

See guys??? I knew it! I can go for him!!!!

attention eric simps…

he’s all yours

#twst #twisted wonderland #eric venue #vil schoenheit #vil's dad #my love #I knew it that I can get married with him #eric venue x reader

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Can you imagine Trainer Yuu saying something like, “Hey, wanna meet God?” And they throw a pokeball and Arceus comes out. How many of the boys would freak out even more. Like I can just imagine Sebek becoming even more protective of Malleus because the human has already expressed an interest in capturing his young master, and they managed to capture the God of their world. Meanwhile, Malleus is just like, “oh! To forever be with my dearest friend, away from the responsibilities, and experiencing all social situations with my beastie.”

Sorry for not answering sooner, but it would be very funny to see the boys reaction to a literal god

Yuu: Arceus, sit.

Arceus: *sits down*

Ace: ...and that's God?

Yuu: yep, a big old puppy

Malleus: do tell child of man, how does this capturing device of yours work?

Yuu: I trow, it captures, I'm happy

Malleus: facinating. Do you think it works on people?

Yuu: *shrugs*

Yuu: *trows one at him*

Malleus: *he did indeed got captured*

Sebek in the distance: WAKA-SAMAAAAAA

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst x pokemon #pokemon trainer yuu #twisted wonderland ace trappola #twisted wonderland malleus

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Yuu: not yet

Vil: ...

Vil: start runing now, or I will skin you alive

I made a Silver version as one of my first posts here, but this arguably fits better

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #vil schoenheit #twst shitpost #twst yuu #twisted wonderland vil #twst vil #twst meme #come on vil #let me be your other parent....pls

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Vil: Yuu, this is my father

Vil's dad: Hello dear, nice to meet you

Yuu: ...Vil... I want to be your new step mom/dad so badly...

Vil: ...please no

Vil's dad: ?

(I don't care about the others, I want him ♡)

(Edit: I love it how you guys are so supportive of me being a simp for Vil's dad, and yes I know he's married, let me be delulu for him ♡)

#I WANT TO MARRY VIL'S DAD #like wtf #how are you so handsome??? #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland vil #twst vil

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*during an overblot you know, another Tuesday for Yuu and the gang*

Trainer Yuu: *is on a verge of a migrain* think Yuu... how could we-

Trainer Yuu: *looks at psyduck* Bingo!

Psyduck: Psy?

Trainer Yuu: PSYDUCK USE DAMP! *points at the overblot*

Psyduck: Psy!

Ace: And how does that help?!?! That's a duck!

Deuce: watch out!

Overblotted student: *grunts and falls down*

Psyduck: Psy-psy!

Ace: ...I take it back

Trainer Yuu: that's my duckling! Aww look at you, so brave and cute!

Deuce: Literaly how???

Trainer Yuu: *sigh* one of Psyduck's move is Damp. Damp means, that Psyduck dampens his surroundings, preventing other pokémon from using self-destructive moves. Such as exploision and stuff.

Trainer Yuu: I figured, it couldn't hurt to try it out on overblotted students...

Deuce: so you actually had no idea if it would have worked-

Ace: and you still did it?!

Trainer Yuu: did we win or not?

ADeuce: ...what kind of food does your duck likes?

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst x pokemon #pokemon trainer yuu #twisted wonderland ace trappola #twst ace #acedeuce #twisted wonderland deuce #twst deuce #psyduck #figgured you guys missed my twst x pokemon shitposts so~ #have some #I looked after what kind of moves can Psyduck learn #and thought “huh that's perfect” so yeah #I knew he's the best pokemon

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Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted now days, and I probabyl won't be able to for a while, but I'll try to post every now and then. <3

Kalim: I'm thinking of inviting Yuu

Jamil: to your next feast?

Kalim: to that too

Kalim: I would like to show them our hometown and well everything there!

Jamil: *sigh*

Jamil: Kalim, you know that Yuu can't really leave the school ground as they wish

Kalim: ...then kidnapping it is

Kalim: *calling Floyd* Hey! Could you kidnap Yuu for me?

Foyd on the phone: sure

Jamil: KALIM NO-

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland kalim #twst kalim #twisted wonderland jamil #twst jamil #twisted wonderland floyd #twst floyd #twst incorrect quotes #twst headcanons

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Yuu: so, I'm dating Ace

Malleus:

Vil:

Riddle:

Leona:

Azul:

Idia:

Kalim: ☆°☆

Yuu: thouths?

Vil: and prayers...

Leona: dump him

Azul: how????

Riddle: I expected better from you Yuu

Malleus: child of man...

Kalim: I'm so happy for you!

Idia: if he had the chance then I'm sure even I'm better...

Yuu: ...all of you except Kalim can f off

Ace: Guys, you won't believe me, but

Ace: I'm dating the Prefect!

Deuce: Ace don't lie

Epel: you dating them? Yuu could do better

Jack: I'm sorry for the prefect

Sebek: *scoff* Poor Yuu has no taste in men

Ace:

Ace: I hate you guys

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #ace x yuu #twisted wonderland ace trappola #twisted wonderland deuce #twisted wonderland jack howl #twisted wonderland epel #twisted wonderland sebek #twisted wonderland malleus #twisted wonderland leona #twisted wonderland riddle #twisted wonderland vil #twisted wonderland kalim #twisted wonderland azul #twisted wonderland idia #april fool's day #sorry guys #I do love Ace tho

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Yuu: I have been abducted by fairies once when I was young

Ace: dude, how?

Yuu: my mom liked to read me fairy tales and one time I wandered out in the woods alone, I met a fairy who was lost, guided them back home and she made me stay with them for 2 days. Good times indeed.

Ace: and here I thought it was the Diasomnia vice dormhead the one who kidnapped you

Yuu: oh don't get me wrong, he also did many times-

Malleus: this is also one

Yuu: bye Ace *waves at him as Malleus drags them away*

Ace: ...

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst malleus #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland malleus #twisted wonderland ace trappola #twst ace #ace trappola

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Can someone recommend me a fic? I want to cry. Fandom doesn't matter, just tell me your fav fic that I can cry to.

#fanfic #fanfic request #fanfic rec

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Mc: is it, that Devildom is copying the human world myths or the other way around?

Diavolo: Neither! I just want to make you happy!

Mc: aww...but um, can you not make them want to eat me? These things are suppose to be cute and cuddly...

Diavolo: oh. OH! Ahaha, sorry Mc! I really thought it was natural for these to eat fresh meat!

Mc: Dia, this is a unicorn. It's suppose to eat fibre and stuff. Not humans...

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #obey me shenanigans #obey me sheep mc #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #om! diavolo

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*In chat*

Ace: Hi

Yuu: hi?

Ace: Okay so, quick question. If you were to choose a hubby, who would you choose?

Yuu: hubby? Idk man, Kalim?

Ace: 'Kay, noted

Yuu: I have a bad feeling

Ace: any moment now

*loud crashing noises at ramshakle*

Malleus: CHILD OF MAN

Yuu: oh god

Malleus: you choose Al Asim and not me?

Yuu: Horntorn please don't guilt trap me

Malleus: I thought what we have is special?

Yuu: okay okay, then you'll be my first hubby and Kalim my second. Better?

Malleus: much better

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst malleus #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland malleus #malleus x yuu #malleus x reader #twisted wonderland ace trappola #twst ace

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I haven't posted in a while, sorry

So as a token of my apology, please take this

Yuu: is that

Yuu: is that Horntorn?

Malleus: *in his baby dragonform* Indeed it's me child of man, but I have no idea why I took on this form-

Yuu: gosh, you're so cute

Malleus: ...thank you...

Lilia: want to more baby pictures of him?

Yuu: yes please

Lilia: *snap* let's see... would you also like to see Silver's and Sebek's baby photos too? Or even better when the three of them were together? Ah, old memories. I can clearly see my boys playing and catching bugs for me-

Malleus: THANK you Lilia but no need! Ahaha... right Child of man?

Yuu: sorry Horntorn, but I'm invested now. And don't worry, you were really cute back then

Malleus: how could you betray me like this?

Lilia: Aww look! Here, he almost ate an acorn because he saw the squirels do it! Ahahaha!

Malleus: ....my pride as a dragon and son has faded

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twst malleus #twisted wonderland malleus #malleus draconia #twst lilia #twisted wonderland lilia #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland silver #twst sebek #twisted wonderland sebek #twst silver #twst diasomnia #diasomnia boys

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Ace: is Yuu crying again?

Deuce: they saw a little kitten again

Yuu: (crying and hugging it) it's a teeny tiny baby!

Ace: aren't you used to Grim? what's the difference there

Yuu: (still crying) but it's a little sweetheart!

Grim: (jealous) I'm also a sweetheart!

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Yuu: I don't know about you guys, but

Yuu: seeing Riddle talking to the aduce duo and not being angry at them, makes me feel weird

Azul: I suppose, it's because you only seen Riddle mad around those two?

Yuu: yeah?

Azul: makes sence

Azul: in reality, Riddle is very kind and thoughtful. Of course, he loses his mind often but those two are doing a wonderful job, making him mad everytime he sees them

Yuu:

Yuu: what are you his therapist?

Azul: no, but he is a regular. Only, when Floyd is in kitchen duty that is

Yuu: ooohhh

Yuu: makes sence

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland azul #twst azul