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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #9 Mad Giyuu!Yuu

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Giyuu!Yuu: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~

*Giyuu!Yuu slowly turns their head to look at Lilia, smiling but with veins on their forehead*

*Lilia blinks and smiles looking at the kids nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Giyuu!Yuu: Go.

Lilia: Stay.

Giyuu!Yuu: Go!

Lilia: Stay!?~

Giyuu!Yuu: You go!

Lilia: Cain, stay!

Giyuu!Yuu: Now!

Lilia: Abel, don't move!?

*ChildTanjiro!Yuu, ChildSilver, and BabyNezuko!Yuu go and stop looking at their parent's dispute*

* ChildTanjiro!Yuu actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, ChildSilver barley awake looking like a lost puppy*

Giyuu!Yuu: You go!

Lilia: Kids, stay!?!

Giyuu!Yuu: Get out of here!

ChildTanjiro!Yuu grabs ChildSilver hand and picks up BabyNezuko!Yuu, while walking away slowly out the door*

*ChildSilver actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Lilia: Don't leave me!?!

Giyuu!Yuu: You get out of here!?!

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #41 Hashira!Douma is Lucifer Coded

*Hashira!Douma drinking tea as he looks at the…empty afterlife, (ghost realm?) either or and sighs, taking out from his sleeve a photo of him and Kotoha, with all the young Yuu’s*...

*Hashira!Douma phone starts to ring and spits out his tea as he sees its SwapGyutaro!Yuu*

Hashira!Douma Kid? Kid! Kid calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, SwapGyutaro!Yuu. He-ey, hey, hey Taro-Taro. No, no!

Hashira!Douma: That's not good!-Oh, this is the first time they called you! Yes, this has to be perfect-

*Hashira!Douma picks up phone* Hey, bitch-

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: "Hi, daaad... *Sighs* I've got kind of a big ask...I like for you to perhaps...come to the Ramshackle I need your hel-"

Hashira!Douma: Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour*hangs up*

Hashira!Douma: My child wants to see me~ Take that, depression!

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twisted-dork · 14 days

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I Drew Kanae!Yuu

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #40

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention...

SwapDaki!Yuu: You don't have our attention

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: MONEY!

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm listening~

Zenitsu!Yuu: You had me at sex~

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu glares at them*: Pervert

Kanae!Yuu: You have all of our attention just by screaming anything, Love...

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: That's good to know! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #8 Sassy Silver

*Giyuu!Yuu holding camera to take a picture of child Siver playing*

Giyuu!Yuu: Whats mommy/daddy name?~

*Child Silver gleams looking at them*: Mommy/Daddy!

*Giyuu!Yuu giggles*: And what is Your Father's name?~

*Copying their face when they see Lilia playing with child Tanjiro!Yuu and child Nezuko!Yuu*

Child Silver: FAAATTTHHHEEERRR!?!

* Giyuu!Yuu snorts and starts has a giggle fit*

Lilia:....

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #39 Giyuu!Yuu Trying Not to Fall in Love

*Giyuu!Yuu trying to convince Lilia not to date them since they are a teacher assistant and he’s a student (even though he’s older then them)

Giyuu!Yuu: I just want you to know that its never going to happen again

Giyuu!Yuu: Alright!!

Giyuu!Yuu: From now on our relationship i-it’s a strictly, teacher student one.

Giyuu!Yuu; And I—

*Lilia who has been deprived of romantic love for over 700 years pulls them into a kiss*

*Giyuu!Yuu pulls away flushed*: LILIA! NO.

Giyuu!Yuu: Not with the door open

*Giyuu!Yuu slams the door while loosening their tie I leave the rest to your imagination*

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The Adventures of Twisted Wonderland Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse #4 Leona and Kanae!Yuu’s After The Spelldrive Tournament

Kanae!Yuu: You should be addicted to shutting the f*ck up

*Leona laughs*: You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Kanae!Yuu: And so what if I do you son of a Man-wh*re

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu and Ruggie burst into laughter*

Kanae!Yuu: What I’m not going to insult his mother.

Kanae!Yuu: She most likely has to deal with him.

Kanae!Yuu: And if he’s anything like his father then did I lie? Did I?

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Demon Slayer Yuu’s Facts #2

When Hashira!Douma found out that Crowley was exploiting the Yuu’s he didn’t hurt him. He told Kotoha (partner/wife/etc) and the Kamado!Yuu’s parents so they could get their fair share of hurting Crowley before he almost killed him.

“I’m not going to kill you now for death would be merciful”

—Hashira!Douma

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #38 They Kissed a Guy

**The Yuu’s having a final interview before they have to go home ‘supposedly’*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Did I get anything out of this experience

SwapGyutaro!Yuu:….No

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: It was completely and totally ‘uneventful’

*SwapDaki!Yuu pops out of nowhere*: They kissed a guy

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: NO I DIDN’T

SwapDaki!Yuu: Yes you did

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: DIDN’T

SwapDaki!Yuu: Did~

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: DID NOT

SwapDaki!Yuu: Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~

Zenitsu!Yuu: Ehm

Zenitsu!Yuu: Uh I can break this tie

*Zenitsu!Yuu shows a photo of Vil kissing SwapGyutaro!Yuu’s cheek*

Zenitsu!Yuu: They totally did

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Demon Slayer Yuu’s Facts #1

Tanjiro!Yuu, Giyuu!Yuu, and Kanae!Yuu all have a robotic amputated arm made by Idia

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Some Ships Dynamics

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One Piece Obamitsu!Reader Au #3 When Sanji met ObaMitsu!Reader

ObaMitsu!Reader meeting up with the crew after checking storage on the ship*

ObaMitsu!Reader: Is everyone alright~

Usopp:…

Nami:...

Luffy: ALL GOOD N/N

*Sanji with heart eyes*: ARE YOU A PRINCESSES? SUPERMODEL? -SEA GODDESS? OR D ALL OF THE ABOVE?!-

*ObaMitsu!Reader chuckles at his comment, looking at his eyes*: Aren’t you sweet~

*Sanji flushed under the collar and looks at the male crew members*

Sanji: Ok you guys get out of here...so me and beautiful gorgeous can live happily ever after-

Zoro: Oi sh*tty cook they’re the first mate. Plus you seem too old for her

*Annoyed Sanji*: WHAT DID YOU SAY MOSS HEAD WHY I OUGHT TO—

*Cue Sanji and Zoro fighting*

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #37 Who Broke It

*The coffee machine was broken in the Ramshackle and SwapGyutaro!Yuu called a meeting to find out who did it*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: So…Who broke it?

*The Yuu’s looked at each other*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I’m not mad…(much) I just want to know.

Tanjiro!Yuu: I did. I broke—

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, no, no you didn’t

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Inosuke!Yuu?

Inosuke!Yuu: Don’t look at me. *points finger* Look at Zenitsu!Yuu

Zenitsu!Yuu: What? I didn’t break it.

Inosuke!Yuu: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Zenitsu!Yuu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us—and it’s broken *they exclaimed with their arms*

Inosuke!Yuu: Suspicious 🤔

Zenitsu!Yuu: No, it’s not 😐

Muichiro!Yuu: If it matters-probably not. But SwapDaki!Yuu was the last one to use it.

SwapDaki!Yuu: Liar! I don’t even drink that sh*t!

Muichiro!Yuu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

SwapDaki!Yuu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Airhead!

Tanjiro!Yuu: Okay. Okay. Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it SwapGyutaro!Yuu.

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No! Who broke it?!

*Zenitsu!Yuu getting annoyed by this and wants this to end*

Zenitsu!Yuu: SwapGyutaro!Yuu…Genya!Yuu’s been awfully quiet.

Genya!Yuu: REALLY.

Zenitsu!Yuu: Uh, yeah, really.

*The Yuu’s start arguing with each other*

*In the teachers lounge*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I broke it

Kanae!Yuu: Hm?

Giyuu!Yuu:….

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: It burned my hand so I punched it.

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu takes a sip of the lounge coffee*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each others’ throats with war paint on their faces and Inosuke!Yuu’s pig head on a stick.

Giyuu!Yuu: good…it was getting a little chummy around here

*Kanae!Yuu sighs as they go prepare the nurse’s office for the injuries to come*

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #36 SwapDaki!Yuu VS. Ace

*During the Ace fight in the prologue*

Giyuu!Yuu: That sounded like SwapDaki!Yuu

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, no that couldn’t be her

SwapDaki!Yuu: YOU RIDICULOUSLY STUPID MORON!!

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, it’s her

Giyuu!Yuu: it’s her

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #7 Jokes

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Oooo, ChildTanjiro!Yuu’s gonna be mad…

*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu holding ChildTanjiro!Yuu ripped hoari*: AH!

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: And then you’re not going to be their favorite anymore

Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu: AHHH!

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Then I’ll be their favorite

*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu start bawling*

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Woah! I’m just kidding.

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Ugh, babies never get my jokes..

Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Please stop crying…

*WAM*

Crewel: I think that’s quite quite enough from you pup

*Crewel said as he picks up Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu*

Crewel: come now baby pup I’ll show you how to fix the clothes

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #6 GIYUU!YUU?!

*Giyuu!Yuu is tucking Child!Silver in his bed and giving him a good night kiss*

Giyuu!Yuu: I got to get back before your father realizes im not in bed

*In their bedroom*

Lilia: *Rubbing his eyes looking around* Giyuu!Yuu?...

Lilia: *Starts to panic and running around the house*GIYUU!YUU!?

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #5 The Dad Life

ChildKanae!Yuu holding ChildKanao!Yuu: Dad I’m cold

ChildSwapDaki!Yuu: Dad I’m freezing

ChildSwapGyutaro!Yuu: Dad I’m hungry

ChildInosuke!Yuu: Dad I’m starving

BabyNaho❄️☘️: Dad

BabyKiyo❄️🔵: Dad

BabySumi ❄️🌸: Dad

A l l: Dad

Hashira!Douma: OKAY! Can everyone stop saying dad?

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*Giyuu!Yuu carrying ChildTanjiro!Yuu, ChildNezuko!Yuu, and Child!Silver while also holding Lilia’s hand*

Giyuu!Yuu Sips hot chocolate*: Weak

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