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Thatch: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Thatch: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Reader: I did? Thatch: Kiss you and make some more, you haven't been eating anything today Reader Thatch: *Walks away* Reader: ... Reader: They're gone Ace Ace, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his month: Twankh uh! 
(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Thatch should know better than to leave food unguarded and Reader coming to Ace's rescue)
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q-ueen-potato · 2 days
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Nami: if i gave you 20.000 berries to pay 3.300 you need give me back
Zoro: 16.700
Nami: 17.700
Zoro: is 16.700
Nami: but if i gave you 20.000 berries to pay 3.300 you need give me back
Zoro: 16.700
Nami: but 16.700..
Zoro yelling: 16.700
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Ace: I failed our mother
Ace: Sell me back to the store you got me from
Ace: I was discount for a reason
Garp: *nods*
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livstarlight · 8 months
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bonus
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(I need someone to explain to me the CHOICES behind these faces, the line delivery of this scene, I NEED TO SEE A SCRIPT)
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httpsclarye · 2 months
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Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?
Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Nami: ...
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Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.
Ussop: Yeah.
Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.
Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.
Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.
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luxthestrange · 7 months
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OP Incorrect quotes#4 Shopping day
The Strawhats resting on an island to restock
Y/n: I will find us a map to move around this city
Y/n: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone!
Zoro*Rolls eyes* Oh, please, We're not children
Sanji*Smilling at you* Oh my darling, I will wait for you for a thousand years~
Y/n*Leaves the two alone*
Zoro:, casually: ...Eat shit and die
Sanji, also casually: Yes, fuck you
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rkiveinmarvel · 5 days
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basically WANO
Usopp: Zoro is not answering.
Sanji: I'll call him.
Usopp: Franky and I have been calling him again and again, what makes you think he---
Zoro: Oi, stupid cook.
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shanksxbuggy · 1 month
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Buggy: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!
Shanks, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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zoros-bandana · 1 year
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One Piece x Articles
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mothdude00 · 3 months
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Drew some of my favorite quotes from my favorite dumbass
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stillxnunpxidintern · 3 months
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Shanks: Why does Mihawk always do the laundry so loudly? Reader: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Mihawk, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Mihawk also doesn't trust them to do the laundry)
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andaniellight · 5 months
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Sanji, visibly distrusting: Listen. Even though our stupid captain trusts you, we have ONE major rule here that you must obey at all costs. Usopp: At all costs! Your life is on the line here! Nami and Franky: [nodding solemnly] Law: Law: Alright, let's hear it. Sanji, points at Law with his kitchen knife: You are NOT, at ANY circumstance, allowed to kiss Luffy. Law, confused: Okay? Is that all? Sanji, deadpanning: That should be all. We'll be watching you. Usopp: Yeah, don't even think about it! Law: That's easier than I tho- Robin, smiling, somewhat pitying: Good luck, Law. Law: Law: Law: What's that supposed to mean- ... Law, during and after Dressrosa: Jesus fucking Christ, okay I get it now-
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Sabo: Why didn't you say before that my hair looked dumb?!
Ace: You didn't ask! I don't just walk up to people and tell them they look dumb!
Sabo: That's the point of family, Ace!
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livstarlight · 8 months
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has this been done yet
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httpsclarye · 7 months
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Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.
Bartolomeo: which one?
Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.
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