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qsmpincorrect · 2 days

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Phil: Rules were made to be broken.

Cucurucho: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Tallulah: Uh, piñatas.

Tubbo: Glow sticks.

Chayanne: Karate boards.

Fit: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Phil: Rules.

Cucurucho: ...

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emilyrox · 3 months

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Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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letsquestjess · 2 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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abovethefoldd · 2 months

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Jack: *accidentally hits Davey in the face*

Jack: *trying to decide between ‘im fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’*

Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Davey: What’s wrong with you?!

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 4 months

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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

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blinkinbrothershark · 2 months

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Jack, with all the newsies sitting in a circle around him: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Smalls: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jack, in genuine awe: Outstanding.

Jack: This is what I’m talking about people.

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gay-dorito-dust · 11 months

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Reader: name a more iconic duo then my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Adam, genuinely trying to bringing you comfort: you and me!

Reader, tearing up: okay.

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ladymiraclewings · 2 months

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Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Applejack? Can I get some dating advice? Applejack: Just because I’m with Rainbow Dash doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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slytherinlizzy · 2 months

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Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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cheridraco · 10 months

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harry: so what do you do?

draco: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers

harry: wow, impressive

draco: then I'll move on to virgos

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qsmpincorrect · 2 days

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Bad: *trying to fill out legal paperwork* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Dapper: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Leo: I personally was created in a lab.

Richarlyson: I just straight up spawned lol.

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emilyrox · 3 months

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Angel Dust: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Charlie: >:O language

Niffty: Yeah watch your fucking language

Husk: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NIFFTY THE FUCK WORD?

Vaggie: 'The fuck word'.

Alastor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Niffty: Oh my god he censored it

Vaggie: Say fuck, Alastor.

Niffty: Do it, Alastor. Say fuck.

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letsquestjess · 1 year

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Tech: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Phee: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tech: Absolutely not.

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perfectlysafeandhealthy · 5 months

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Agatha: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Hecate: Agatha. no. Ada: Mistlefoe. Hecate: Please stop encouraging her.

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 4 months

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Percy: I learnt some very valuable lessons from this.

Annabeth: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons

Percy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god

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blinkinbrothershark · 1 month

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Jack: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

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