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#incorrect tbb quotes
letsquestjess · 2 days
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Hunter: Welcome, fellow idiots.
Echo: Hello, Hunter.
Hunter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.
Echo: You underestimate me.
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alabyte · 10 months
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Tech: Given the fact that I'm older and more experienced, I'd take my advice if I were you.
Crosshair: We are literally the same age.
Tech: That's correct. However, I'm still older.
Crosshair:
Crosshair: THE KAMINOANS TOOK YOU OUT OF THE TUBE SIX AND A HALF MINUTES BEFORE ME YOU KRIFFIN'-
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bibannana · 11 months
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Hunter *looking around a crowded market*: Oh no.
Wrecker *munching on some roasted nuna*: What?
Hunter *panicking*: We lost the kid. How are we ever going to find her-
Echo *taking a deep breath*: By yelling.
Crosshair *frowns*: Please don't-
Echo and Wrecker *shouting*: OMEGA!!!!
Tech *sighs and looks at his datapad*: And this is why I gave her a tracking device. Every single planet-
Omega *standing behind them all*: Hi!
*terrified screaming*
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mamuzzy · 1 month
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Omega: Do you want to escape Tantiss?
Crosshair: No.
Omega: Come on let's go and flee!
Crosshair: No.
Omega: I never see you snark no more Omega: Come out the door
Omega: It's like you've gone away!
Omega: We used to be best buddies!
Crosshair: Since when
Omega: And now we're not
Omega: I wish you would tell me why
Crosshair:
Omega: Do you wanna escape Tantiss?
Omega: I have a plan to escape Tantiss!
Crosshair: FUCK OFF, KID!!!!
Omega: Okay, bye. :(((((((
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crosshair: sorry i’m late. i was doing… things…
tech, out of breath barging in: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
echo: HEY! watch your fucking language in front of the goddamn sergeant
hunter:
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snotbuggle · 10 months
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-In the bad batch family group chat-
Crosshair: Idiot #1 threw idiot #2 up a 6 meter wall after being told—and I quote—“I should be able to make it if you throw me high enough.” He ended up shattering his kneecap by hitting the edge.
Hunter: What the hell?!
Tech: It was a simple miscalculation. I am fine.
*Crosshair looks up from his phone*
Crosshair: “Your kneecap is fucking gone.”
Tech: “It’s still there; just shards reconnected by wires.”
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obligatorytropeinsert · 9 months
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Omega: Can I borrow five dollars? Tech: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back? Omega: Of course. Omega: Not directly, but with my love and affection. Tech: So that’s a no.
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*incorrect quote for @callme-xo Modern Batch AU*
Echo: Yeah, the vet thinks Gonky has anxiety.
Crosshair, turning to Gonky: You and me both, buddy.
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Hunter: I brought tacos! Also, I adopted a child. Crosshair: You WHAT?! Wrecker: Tacos! Yeah!
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sweetlittlestarbursts · 7 months
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Omega: Am I in trouble? Hunter: Take a guess. Omega: No? Hunter: Take another guess
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alich2 · 10 months
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Pov: if Tech is in the same facility as Crosshair and Omega.
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Tech: Do you know... the Muffin Man?
Crosshair: The Muffin Man?
Tech: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Crosshair:
Omega: *Wheezing*
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letsquestjess · 1 month
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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alabyte · 6 months
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Tech: I'll explain.
Crosshair: Is this an offer?
Tech: This is a threat.
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bibannana · 10 months
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Hunter *relaxing in the co-pilot seat with a nice hot mug of caf*: You know what?
Tech *disinterested*: What?
Hunter *sipping his caf*: I should be rewarded. It's hard looking this pretty whilst on the run.
Crosshair *doesn't even look up from where he is cleaning his sniper*: You? Pretty? Huh.
Wrecker *laughing*: Nice joke Hunter!
Tech *nods*: Yes. Highly amusing.
Echo *fake swoons*: You're the prettiest Hunt'ika.
Hunter *huffs*: I hate you all.
Omega *smiling*: I think you're pretty Hunter!
Hunter *smiles softly*: Thank you Omega.
Taglist:
@soliloquy-of-nemo @jiabeewrites @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae
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bia23 · 9 months
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Robin: *Acostado boca arriba sobre su cama y mirando el techo con una mirada soñadora en los ojos*.
Robin: *Hablando en voz baja y repitiendo una y otra vez lo mismo*.
Robin: Le gustó a Finn....Le gustó a Finn....Le gustó a Finn.
Billy y Griffin entrando en la habitación de Robin para invitarlo al cine con los demás chicos. Pero ambos se detienen al ver al joven Arellano en ese estado.
Billy: *Confundido al ver a Robin*.
Billy: ¿Qué le sucede?
Griffin: *Niega con la cabeza mientras habla*.
Griffin: Esta así desde que Finney confesó sus sentimientos.
Billy: *Aún Confundido *.
Billy: ¿Pero eso no fue hace dos semanas?
Griffin: Si.
Billy:
Billy: Oh...
Griffin: Exacto.
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Robin: *Lying on his back on his bed and looking at the ceiling with a dreamy look in his eyes*.
Robin: *Speaking softly and repeating the same thing over and over again*.
Robin: Finn liked it....Finn liked it....Finn liked it.
Billy and Griffin entering Robin's room to invite him to the movies with the other boys. But they both stop when they see the young Arellano in that state.
Billy: *Confused to see Robin*.
Billy: What's wrong with him?
Griffin: *Shakes his head as he speaks*.
Griffin: It's been like this ever since Finney confessed his feelings.
Billy: *Still Confused*.
Billy: But wasn't that two weeks ago?
Griffin: Yes.
Billy:
Billy: Oh...
Griffin: Exactly.
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*after finding out their official heights*
tech, on his data pad, minding his business:
hunter, staring up with realization: you’re taller. how fucking dare you
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