#oh man i need to lay tf down lol

[voxtekenterprises]

Thinking about how Adam's last words to Lute were him calling her a "dumb fuckin' bitch" for pointing out the absolute obvious to him.

But honestly? While for the average viewer, the thought of someone really important to you insulting you before dying is a depressing and upsetting thought, I honestly think that Lute thinks of it with fondness.

Adam casually calls her 'danger tits' and 'bitch'. His manners as a whole are... almost non-existent, he's rude, crass and hands out misogynistic insults like it's candy on Halloween. She's used to this, it would have been weird if Adam hadn't have yelled at her and dropped a bunch of profanities.

Besides, he was kinda right, wasn't he? The shield was right in front of their faces, and she went "uh oh, boss, they got a shield". Lute kinda has to laugh and shake her head because man, this was such a normal conversation for them and then neither of them knew how the day was gonna end.

#guitarspear #adam x lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute #and then lute crying his name as he's dying and adam doing what TRULY broke my heart: just smiling at her as if to say “it's okay” 😭 #oh man i need to lay tf down lol

[chenyann]

Fur soft as snow

Riddle rosehearts,Leona kingscholar, Azul ashengrotto,kalim al-asim, vil schoenheit,idia shroud and malleus draconia

Did you ever hear the rumor of the cat of nrc?, They say that a person turned into a cat long ago and seeked shelter in the school of NRC and that the cat only chose people they trust to care for them if you care for them enough the cat will give good fortune so hope the cat chooses you and listen out for the cats meowing.

cw: gn!reader, crack & fluff, maybe ooc idia,vil and malleus?, sfw, unedited.

Stay tuned for the next rumor...

Riddle

Was just doing whatever tyrants do then boom the Adeuce Duo busts in

Not happy when he heard his ramshackle prefect is a cat now

eyebrows furrowed.

About to collar them 

But you just jump down from the heaven's.

Omg you're so cute!!!!....wait…

Looks for a cure cuz like how tf he gonna confess to a cat😿

Oh…..crewel is making one?

I'll help!

Oh..I just need to look after them?

….ok..

Would take you to class with him<33

Forces you participate 🤧

But you get rubs when you are right so you don't mind \(˵•ヘ•˵)/

When you meow at him he just melts<3

Collars anyone if they dare touch you or pick you up when you don't want them to💙💙

Carries you in his bag

 He feed you GOOD like the rich ppl food GOOD😋

Buys you a comfy cat bed

But you don't use it,riddle is more comfy

You cuddling riddle:(￣ω￣ )

Riddle watching you:(・・ ) ?

He wouldn't want to wake you up but he has homework 

Gets up and sets you aside

Sike you clawed on his 1000$ jacket

Panics 

Fr almost flinged you into next week💀

Apologizes Let's you sleep on his lap💙💙

You protect him from floyd

Almost…ALMOST took Floyd's eyes out 

Got caught cuddling with you💀💀

Denys it💀💀

A little sad kitty y/n will be gone

But happy you can speak now

Unconsciously pats you sometimes '' Huh? I was a good owner?? Ofc rule 129300289 says to help a friend in need''

…….??.....

"No I wouldn't just hand you off, nobody will take care of you properly"

Leona

Was just sleeping in the botanical garden 

He didn't expect a cat to be happily running towards him

You just plopped down on his lap looking up at him

Did you want something????

When he heard you meow he was like what do ya want????

Then Jack came in talking about how he found you

He was like?????

Then it hits him

His herbivore was a cat now 

How tf did you turn to a cat 💀💀💀

Jack's like 🧍"just stay with them real quick"

Leaves you there 

Leona didn't care 

It's maybe better this way lol

You just lay in his lap all day

Leona would just dump you on ruggie 

Ruggie takes cares of your needs

Ruggie is a real one

Carries you on his shoulders

If he does go to class he would set you on the table

Perhaps make you go to another class and hiss at malleus😭

If you do fight with anyone he would hype you up

"Wow y'all fr lost to a cat"

Jskssjakwb he would maybe do the simba thing out of spite💀💀

Yall would just sleep

Makes ruggie get your food 

Won't buy a cat bed 

Y'all can just share his bed like????

If you're fluffy good luck

Cause he gonna use you as a pillow

Cuddles you<333

Pushes of the bed if you hiss at him

If you purr he will just stare at you

And makes a snarky comment 

Would demand you to come over to him

He wants to pet you (・_・)

*grabs you as if you're a 1000 dollar phone on sale for a dollar*

If you brought him something from your 'hunt' he will be proud 

Lowkey liked kitty Mc better cause they couldn't talk💀💀

Azul

When he heard his lounge getting destroyed he wasn't happy.

That was until he heard Floyd yell shrimpy.

Oh,...it's yn! He is less mad now lol

He walks out of his office and sees Floyd chasing….A cat….?

Jade just came holding you by the scruff.

Man's was out here speaking in a whole new language 💀

"Oh Azul, can you take care of the prefect?"

"What….? Um sure But where are they?"

Suddenly you latch on him

Lowkey he was like aww…

Jade ruined the moment 😒😒

"Why that's the prefect"

He's just standing there like🧍????

Don't worry he just had to update and reboot y/nnie

While he just reboots jade leaves dragging an upset floyd

You should thank jade when you go back to normal y/nnie♡♡

Would let you sit on his lap in class and while he works in his office<3333

If you rub against his leg for attention he would try to resist 

And he fails 💀💀

Would be a jealous if you rub against everyone else

And God forbid you rub against the Leech twins

If yall are chilling on the couch in the vip room and he needs to work just meow 

He would stay put asking in you want something 

Buys you a fancy cat tree for you to play on<3

Carries you in a bag💚💚

If he bathes you and you like the water he would buy you a kiddy pool

If you do that paw thing on the couch he would turn to you so fast and explains how expensive it is

you just sit there, blinking up at him with your tail curled around you. 

Loves it when you purr

Would coo at you behind closed doors <333

Will take it to his grave that he didn't coo at you and think you were so cute😔

"Me? Prefect, you think I  would say such silly things???"

…..?.....^^;

"I didn't call you cute during your stay!,I called you intriguing."

(Don't listen to him y/n  he's lying)

Kalim

Was just skipping in the courtyard then he spots a super Uber cute kitty witty meow meow🤩

You just start sprinting towards him meowing and he picks you up and spins you 

Jamil is like:( •̀ - •́ )”💢

"Jamil can we keep it!"

"No."

Suddenly you rub against jamil's leg

"….fine but you gotta take care of it"

Deuce just comes walking by "oh hey you found y/n can you take care of them real quick!" 

Runs off🏃‍♀️

Kalim is even more hyped while Jamil is just there staring at your beady eyes

Jamil rn:( •̀ - •́ ) I'm gonna kill you.

He picks you up and spins you around whenever you run up to him in the halls💜💜💜

Carries you on his shoulders or like a baby<33

He would pet you in class and set you on the table♡

He would buy you the rich ppl cat food 

Also tries to give you manakeesh,Asida/ Aseeda and Martabak.

Failed all those times🥲

Buys you all you ever want

A giant cat tree

A cat bed for every room

A cat pool

A scratch post in every hall

EVERYTHING YOU WANT YOU GET

But every good thing comes to a end soonest or later

Kalim will miss kitty y/n 

Sulks about it all day😪

Jamil is the one who brings you back to the alchemy room since kalim didn't want to do it…

"Y/n!!!!!"

Pounces on you

He would go back to normal after like 10 minutes💀💀

Happy to see you again

"Huh…? Why did I gave you so much stuff?? Cause you needed it!"

…????.....?

"You didn't need it?....Well i wanted to make sure you got everything you needed and had fun as a cat!!"

Vil

Was just talking to Rook about…..? Idk whatever pretty tyrants talk about.

And epel comes running past them

Vils like(•`ࡇ•)💢 "stop running baby potato you will ruin your-"

Gets cut off by your latching on him meowing 

Ew…..get tf off me

"Y/n!? Get off vil!!!"😠

Y/n???

Wait……*grinch smiles*

"Epel, why were you running?"🤨🤨

Y/n got turned into a cat while helping me for a alchemy test and i have one to look after them while i-"

"They will be in my care you just tell crewel to make a cure"

Epel fr trying to act sad about you not being in his care💀💀💀

Epel was so happy to hear that he didn't need to deal with you but pity's you cause now you are in vils care 💀

he prays for you y/nnie

Takes you inside and dresses you up<33

Has Rook Carry you around 

God forbid you touch the floor and ground 

Doesn't want to get dirt in you or your clothes 

Pampered 💚

That's all

you're just so Pampered!!!

Puts you on a diet 😭😭😭

Give you premium fish 

Gives you wittle cat shoes so if you do go outside you can be clean<33

If he takes you to class he will review it with you 

Gives you the best head pats💛

Spa day!!!!!

Got you a rich ppl cat bed

You will not get a cat tree 

You would beg for treats and he would deny your meows

10 minutes later he gives you a treat for being 'good'….you were just sitting there

When you get back to normal vil doesn't care 

Psst he would care y/nnie he is a lair💛💛

…….!.....

"Hm? Oh dear spudling no need to thank me I was only getting you to your maximum level of beauty"

Idia

Good luck 💀💀

Was just coming back to the room of mirrors after picking up his new manga 'John's crazy quest' and he hears a meow

He spots you curled up perhaps cold 

He was gonna leave you there until you snuggled up to him…

He picks you up and you immediately snuggle his hair<333

"Yep you're mine now"

He goes to his room and sets you down on the bed

"What's that you got there nii Chan?"

"Oh its a cat it seemed cold so I let it in here with me"

"I'll run some vitals to see if it's sick"

He runs a vital check on you

"Oh y/n!"

Idia is over here rebooting

Y/n!?

"Nii chan this cat is y/n"

Shuts down(x_x)°°○°○

He gets a bit uneasy but he manages 

He would let you sit on his lap as he plays his games 🧡🧡🧡

Tells his online friends about you <3

He Carries you in his hoodies pocket

Lowkey those nightly snack runs are the vibe🤩🤩

He would accidently wake you up from your naps

Cuddles you

Uses you as a pillow somedays

Makes toys for you to play with<3333

If you want idia to sleep just knocked stuff off his and hop on the bed

He would not bathe you don't ask why

Gives you junk food like gummy worms,chips,pizza ect.

You share a bed or you sleep in the drawers 

If you try to hop on the keyboard he would let you until you notice the game is actually paused💀💀

You you don't catch a ribbon he would call you a noob 

When he finds out they got a cure he is sad

He likely forgot that you are even a human

Misses kitty y/n so much

Never faces you again

……?......!.....

"H-huh y/n?? What do you mean I was cute while taking care of you"

…….!....

"You're such a normie y/n"🙄

Malleus

He was just in his daily walk and boom a kitty prancing up to him

Thought you were gonna pass him so he kept walking 

Was surprised when you sat right in front of him and let him pet you 

He would ask if you want to go back with him

You Bob your head yes and he gives you the cutest smile you ever seen🤎🤎🤎

Takes you to the dorm and look, is that sebek??

Why is he running here at 10000mph?

"Human get away from lord malleus I know you would pull something like this!!"

"Sebek stop"

🧍 "yes young master"

"Who are you calling a human?"

"The prefect from ramshackle has now turned into a cat and they are now snuggling with you my lord!"🧍

He puts you in front of his face

"Is this true?"

You Bob your head again

A bit sad that you were the cat since most didn't come to him willingly 

But he is happy it's you at the same time

He will carry you on his shoulder or you walk beside him<33

Feeds you ice-cream and cat food

He will let you sit on his lap in class💜

When he bathes you he uses kiddy shampoo and conditioner

His hands are soft and he is so gentle bathing you

He shows you to his tamagotchi 

Yall go on walks together<333

Buys you premium everything 🤑🤑

Lilia failed 10 catnapping attempts 😔😔

Gives you yarn to play with

He would also let you play with his tie<333

Why have a cat tree just climb on him?????

Reads to you as you nap

Coos at you 24/7

This man adores you so much<3333💜💜

…..!.....

"Child of a man, you were very cute as a cat I do so hope I'll see you like that again"

…(・////・)

"No need to be coy child of a man"

#disney twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #leona kingscholar #disney twst #twst mc #twst headcanons #twst imagines #twst scenarios #twst x reader #twst hcs #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst x you #twst x y/n #riddle x reader #riddle rosehearts #leona x reader #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto #kalim x reader #kalim al asim #vil shoenheit x reader #vil schoenheit #vil x reader #idia shroud #idia x reader #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #twst dorm leaders

[wonusite]

Just read a lot of your answers to nsfw asks and i think i found the perfect place to share my "Xu Minghao please fuck me like you havent meditaded for a year" thoughts

Btw i love your and your followers' feral energy over svt men cuz like same lol

Back to Minghao cuz he is fine asf and (please excuse my supernatural ass) vampire Minghao would fuck his s/o so good.

I can picture him being an extremly old, rich, powerfull vampire, he would be one of the last noble vampires from the original clans and he would search for his soulmate every millennium. There was a curse that said you two will not be able to get together until ten thousand years pass and he had to find you in every one of your lifes to prove the gods that he was worthy of your love.

And you had to prove that you would love him in every one of your lifes to show that you were too, worthy his love.

And this is your final battle, after he marries you in this life you will stop reincarnating and become immortal just like your lover.

But, of cours there is a but, you are already married. To his enemy. And the arrangment says you are not allowed to divorce each other, not until one of you dies or you have a kid and raise him until they are of age.

Minghao doesnt want to wait until one of you dies or watch you raise a kid with his enemy (who made up all of this arranged marriage bullshit to make him unsuccessful in his duty) so he kills him with the help of one of the most powerfull magic users, Wen Junhui. Who is also a close friend of yours from the start, not to mention he always helped him find your trace.

After getting a call from Junhui about how his enemy is tied up with chains that are unbreakable and ready to get killed. He approchs you and the second your eyes tear up he knows you remember it all, just like in your previous lifes. (Actually i was planning on making you unable to remember but then this would get even longer, didnt wanna bother you too much)

He kisses you just like this is your first and last kiss, like he havent kissed you for thousands of years and he wont be able to kiss you again. When he lays you down on the bed you had share with his enemy he makes sure the phone is neatly put on the nightstand because he wants to make sure that excuse of a man hears your every noise.

He is as gentle as you remember him to be, he hasnt changed a bit, the only difference is now he is even more in love with you. He slowly undresses you while you whimper and trash under just from little touches of his fingertips on your burning skin. It has been so long since you last made love...

This was longer than i planed it to be and i will not read it again to fix the mistakes i made cuz i feel like i will lose all my courage to send this to you.

Anyways i hope you liked it, please accept me to your seventeen brainrot comunity 🥺

Also i remember i said something about him fucking his s/o so good but there is no fucking included in this ask so yeah

Btw i loved your dilf cheol fic, i didnt know i needed it until i read it and know i cant stop thinking about him rearranging my guts, thank you for that

*takes a deep breath*

OH. MY. FUCKING. GODDDDDDD. STOP EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WAS SO GOOD FR.

vampire!hao + reincarnation + soulmates + an old curse????? sign me tf up. just imagining the pining and the yearning has me 😮‍💨

ok but just picture him sliding into ur awaiting cunt and ur body just reacts to him so naturally bc it also recognizes him. you’re so vocal and hao feels like he can die happy at that moment. you two make love all night, not wanting to separate since it’s been so long that you two were in each other’s arms.

and plsss this was so good i love it vv much fr. ur always welcome to send me asks bc i love getting them omfg.

AND STOP OFC U CAN BE AN OFFICIAL WONUSITE THOT SO HAPPY YOU WANT TO BE INDUCTED OMFGGGG 🥹🫰🏼

#so glad u liked dilf cheol btw #welcome to the wonusite thots #so happy to have you #ask #yandere-stories #nalani.thotz

[rainytea]

Gilbert Nightray X Fem! Reader Headcanons!

Rating: SFW & NSFW

Tags/CW: Fluff, some minor master/servant play, minor pet play. Mostly soft Gilbert :D

A/N: This was requested a LONG time ago from the same person who requested the Vincent Nightray HCs! Sorry it took so long to get to Gilbert!

Gilbert was my first crush on an anime character so I am honored to write for this fine man!

Gilbert Nightray X Fem!Reader Headcanons

SFW

Gilbert is a shy boy regardless of how long you two have been together!

Seriously, I don't think I could see Gilbert without a blush on his face when you are next to him. Even the sound of your name makes his face red!

You probably work at Oz's mansion, or at least go on missions with the trio, so he sees you a lot. 

He'll try to play it off as the cool guy he thinks he is, but everyone knows he reverts back to that docile child he used to be when you're mentioned.

Alice even caught Seaweed-Head smiling after spending the afternoon with him. Disgusting.

He had a crush on you first, but he had no idea how to tell you. He worried that he wouldn’t be enough for you, so kept those feelings to himself, even if he wanted to scream it to you.

He still worries that he isn’t good enough for you, but he tries every day to show you all the love he can.

Gilbert is dense af. You are the one who needs to tell him that you love him or it will fly over his handsome head.

If he doesn’t see you a lot, he tries to write to you, or at least make up time with you so you don’t feel so lonely.

He will definitely forgive you if you shoo away any cursed cat! They’re so scary! 

If you are a cat lover, you must do it when he’s not around! He doesn’t want to see you cuddle with the enemy! 

He's a total worry-wort too!

One time, you decided to go with Alice after she dragged you to get food and Gilbert nearly shot Alice for keeping you so late.

Oh yeah, prepare to get roasted by literally everyone. Not because it upsets you. It’s because it upsets Gil lol.

With him worrying too much, it might cause you two to bicker. He’s like a mother hen. You two are quick to forgive though since you know deep down Gilbert really loves you and just wants the best for you.

His favorite past-time with you is laying under the trees with his head in your lap, or you laying on his chest. Not a lot is said, maybe some small talk, but he adores how you can bring his chaotic life such peace.

While I see him as the type to enjoy PDA, he would be so stiff and flustered that it comes as awkward and as if he didn't like it.

He really does love it, but our boy just needs time and reassurance. 

Boy will MELT if you pet his head or play with his hair in private though.

Has a fascination when you wear his coat or his hat. 

His clothes barely fit him! If you want to see a gloomy man turn into a babbling baby, just flash him a smile while wearing his coat and hat. Will turn him into jelly who can’t keep a poker face! He just thinks you're so cute! 

He’s a quiet jealous type. If someone tries to flirt with you, he will glare daggers at them and inch closer until he’s between you too. 

“Y/N, I need your help with something.”

Not really, but he needs you to get tf away from that person and focus on him!

He SOBS over words of appreciation. If you tell him that he means the world to you, he will literally cry (especially if he’s drunk).

He will also return his praise, even going as far as pulling you into his lap so he can just mumble into your ear nothing but how he needs you. 

NSFW

Let’s be honest, Gilbert is probably a virgin

He wanted a way for the right person to lose it, and you were perfect for him. 

You think he’s shy about just holding hands? Oh boy…

He really tries to make sex romantic. Rose petals on the red, candlelight, maybe even wine. But Gilbert is still really nervous about messing up and you being turned off, even though he’s hard as a rock.

Gilbert needs you to probably start things because he’s so nervous. But the second your lips are around his cock he starts to relax. 

His dick is really pretty too. It’s clean with almost no hair. What hair there is, is trimmed or short.

His favorite position is cowgirl, or you on top. He gets a great view of you, and it allows you to set the pace on how rough you need it. 

Plus he gets really flustered if you play with his scar and praise him for being a good boy while bouncing on his cock.

Has a praise kink, as well as a mistress/servant kink.

Also big on overstimulation, and edging.

Very vocal if he's on the bottom. 

"Yes! Fuck me I'm your good boy Mistress! Please fuck me harder!

He’s a switch, probably more sub-leaning. But when he does take a dominant role it’s still a gentle dom. 

Sorry mean-dom lovers, I really don’t see Gilbert being cruel or mean to someone he loves. He probably can take it, but not dish it out

That being said, he can get rough when he’s caught up in the moment. He’ll taunt you and call you pet names that sound condescending, but I don’t think he’d ever hurt you. Unless it was like spanking or something mild.

I wonder if Gilbert would get over his fear of cats if you dress in cat ears, a collar, and a tail? Maybe ask him to give you some milk while sucking his cock?

He’s into brat-taming!

Hear me out! Because Gilbert is so serious and gloomy, you probably try to ‘cheer him up all the time.’

Hiking up your skirt when he’s the only one in the crowd of people looking, or leaning over so that your tits are obviously in his face will leave him a mess. But as soon as he tries to tell you to stop, you scamper away. 

The next thing you know Gilbert has had ENOUGH of your brattiness and decides that he’ll need to put you in your place by fucking you in the hallways mercilessly.

“What are you trying to do, kill me Y/N?! You better hope nobody sees us!”

Gilbert is big on aftercare! He will make sure you have a warm towel, water, clothes, and importantly, cuddles! Please do the same for him too!

#gilbert nightray #Pandora hearts #Gilbert pandora hearts #reader insert #readerfic #Gilbert smut

[retconomics]

Played your game, bloody intrigued where you're going with it!! Nice way of building suspense and keeping the player in the dark. Also, Nine

NAVGJSCVWJHVBK WHAT THE FUCK O MJY FSBKS GOD THSA okayi m i didn’t expect jhdvadhaksjdejkfkkqhkfb

i’m… oh man i’m so flattered you tried it out honestly i feel the need to apologize for how unpolished it all is my gosh i wish i’d had more of it actually written out! But thank you so much that means so much coming from you!! I for real stared at my computer monitor for a full minute just short-circuiting when i saw this ask im going nuts over here

#oh my gooooooooooooood this is like fkn obama coming to a hs speech and saying #'oh i liked your speech' #i don't want to say 'senpai noticed me' but... thats really how it be #man i need to... lay down i think #lol all this is lighting a fire under my ass to actually finish the damn demo so everyone trying it can know what tf is going on shm

[hakkais-hoe]

Love your aggressive s/o x Bonten headcanons lol

If possible can we get a version where they find out the only freaking reason she's so aggressive is because she's literally hungry and sleepy... Like all the time? Like she'd need food in her hand 24/7 and constantly eating something (or napping) in order to not go off on someone for breathing wrong for more than an hour lol (you can ignore this if you'd like idc I just think it's hilarious to see them with what's essentially the equivalent to a pissed and grouchy cat lol)

Bonten x reader with hanger issues n a food complex.

'm glad ya liked em :)

love this idea too

Warnings: swearing, blood, fighting, gun references, drug reference (sanzu ofc).

Bonten: Mikey, Sanzu, Koko, Ran, Rindo, Kaku.

Mikey-

finds you rummaging through your bag after a fight

after you come back with nothing from it and a sour look on your face he cant help but ask

"What's up with you now?"

notices your similar to him after he hasn't had a snack for a while

if you ignore he'll leave you to your little tantrum as usual

after a long bonten meeting you're sat drifting off in your chair when someone bursts through the door

you do one of those freaky slow look ups a glare as cold as ice on your face

"You're really gonna come shouting in here n wake me up you fucker?! I'm fucking tired and hungry af n you have the balls to do this shit. I'm gonna cave ya head in dickhead."

'oh' Mikey knows exactly what the problem is now

he grabs a dorayaki out of his stash n throws it to you

you grumble a bit before going silent and munching on the treat

promptly moving to a couch and taking a nap

from then on Mikey keeps extra snacks for the both of you and you take regular naps in his office, sometimes with him.

your aggressive little attitude seems to get a lot better which keeps the rest of the executives calm.

Sanzu-

tbh i don't think he'll realise, he likes it when you're a bit psycho n that

takes Takeomi or Mochi telling him that you seem calmer when you have snacks for him to realise

straight up asks you

"Soooo you got like a food complex or something babe? Cos I get it I get antsy when I don't have a pill for a while, I can get those food supplement drugs if ya want love."

like boy no who tf wants ur shitty drugs

"I want snacks motherfucker not some boring ass supplements, actual food n several naps a day."

our boy only gets it when you spell it out n will buy you all the snacks n food you want

also keeps a blanket n pillow in his office so you can take a nap with him

watches you sleep like a creep can't lie

whips random snacks out when you get n attitude during meetings

loves it when you have a little anger tantrum cos you wanna nap n lets you drag him down onto the couch to use him as a pillow

probably can't sleep cos of the drugs but good effort

"Think you should take a chill pill on the drugs, love."

"Which one's that is it in my bottle? Is it a downer? They're boring baby."

sir you have a problem >_>

Kakucho-

chances are he already clocked it after the first few times he saw you beat a bitch then walk straight into a shop n buy snacks

wont actually mention it he just makes you take scheduled naps under the pretence that he needs one

will gently massage your kneecaps during meetings when you start to get grumpy

pulls random snacks and drinks out of his pockets

tries to keep you calm all the time

practically throws a blanket at you when you get ratty

will bundle you up even in meetings n make you take a nap on his lap

human burrito

very devoted to looking after you

will let you fight when you're really angry but prefers to keep you as docile as he can

"Love, enough. C'mon come sit down wit me and have a snack leave that piece of shit there."

ur surprisingly obedient when he's waving your favourite snack at you

Kokonoi

honestly he just thinks you're a bit nuts plus you spend too much time with sanzu according to him

most of the time he just lets you do your thing n he doesn't get involved

only realises that there's something odd when the Bonten executives plus the boss go out for a meal after a meeting

you're silent for once n you even seem calm as you practically bounce in your seat with all the food in front of you

once he realises that you're a lot calmer with food he offers you his

will send someone to buy snacks as soon as he sees a hit of aggression coming from you

you fall asleep on his shoulder later in the evening

Koko adjusts you slightly to keep you comfortable

hears your light muttering about nonsense

he ignores the conversation that all the executives are having in favour of listening to you sleep talk

he can make out your quiet words at some points which cause him to chuckle

until you mutter about how much you love him

an unusually soft smile on the both of your faces is there until late into the night

tries to make you take naps often after that just so he can listen to you sleep talk

feeds your grumpy self often he orders some expensive snacks just to see your reaction.

Rindo-

if you think this cocky shit would ever question your angry self you have another thing coming

he enjoys watching you beat the living daylight out of anyone

coincidentally brings you some snacks during a meeting one day

usually you'd be snapping and threatening to fight sanzu by now but you're silent for once

he stops listening to Kaku's report to observe you n notices that you're only silent cos ur stuffing snacks in you mouth

"Uh babe? Did you actually just calm down cos I brought you food? If I'd known it was that easy I woulda brought you a whole ass shop."

"Mhm buy me a whole convenience shop n I'll marry you."

the boy definitely does a Koko n buys you way too much to keep in his office and your apartment

please let him pamper you

he realises that he enjoys your happy food enjoying self more than the little psycho you usually are

comes into every meeting with food

when you sleep on his office couch n wake up even calmer than with food he encourages you to sleep more

buys an expensive ass weighted blanket for his office

bless him he heard that they keep people calm from Ran

sometimes sits at the couch reading paperwork with your head on his lap

strokes your hair to help you sleep better

"Love ya Rin..."

your sleep talk is his favourite thing

Ran-

already knew

this man is very aware of everything you do

he may seem lackadaisical but he knows everything that you like and everything that keeps you calm

he plays it off as a coincidence that he started bringing snacks 3 weeks after you started

when he figures out your favourite he keeps them in his office 24/7

also like Rin he has a giant weighted blanket in a cabinet for you

has it out as soon as you come into his office

leaves it so that you can wrap yourself up in it when you're both going through paperwork

you ofc inevitably fall asleep in it

your boyfriend gets you all comfy and lays down with you for a quick nap

he wakes up wot you gently brushing his now messed up hair away from his face

you seem gentle and calm for once as you smile down at him

"Hi handsome. Did you have a nice nap?"

he's shocked ngl

falls in love with you all over again

"You look like an angel my love."

pampers you and makes you sleep a lot in his office just so you can wake up and be calm with him

he wants all your calm attention

will still cheer you on when you have a "tantrum" as Rin calls them

#bonten x reader #bonten #mikey x reader #mikey sano #bonten mikey #koko x reader #bonten kokonoi #kokonoi hajime #kokonoi x reader #sanzu x y/n #sanzu haruchiyo #sanzu x reader #bonten sanzu #kakucho #kakucho hitto #kakucho x reader #bonten kakucho #kaku x reader #haitani ran #haitani ran x reader #ran x reader #bonten ran #haitani brothers #rindou haitani #rindo headcanons #rindo x reader #rindou x reader #tokyo revengers #tokyorev x reader #bonten x you

[realcube]

haikyuu!! boys with a s/o that becomes clingy/affectionate while drunk

characters: kyōtani, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa and bokuto

thank you anon for this marvellous request mwah

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!

tw// drinking, suggestive themes, sexual references, swearing

Kentarō Kyōtani

kyōtani was used to having a cool, laid-back s/o who was just as awkward about physical touch as he was 

i mean, that’s kinda a part of the reason he liked you so much - so y’all could get over your awkwardness together

so imagine his surprise when his usually level-headed, calm s/o came stumbling out of the club, a blubbering mess and threw themselves into his arms, wailing something about a maths test

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS THAT FLOODED HIS MIND IN THAT ONE MOMENT OMFG ADFGHJKL

he was like ‘omg why are they touching me? i kinda like it- wait are they crying? tf? i ain’t ever seen them cry before- should i help them? lord everyone is looking at us now. so what the fuck do i do- AYE DON’T TOUCH ME THERE’

so he had no choice but to dip with you flung over his shoulder lol

he took you back to your shared apartment and forced you to drink some water and instead of ordering a take-out, he just gave you his leftover burrito which he took to the club smh

it was probably cold 

but that was the best he could think of at the time bc he simply needed to shut you up with food bc the alcohol in your system was causing you to become especially touchy, hence resulting in kyōtani getting especially aroused

but the last thing he’d do is fuck you while you’re drunk and i firmly believe that despite the fact kyōtani is a bit of a lout - he still has like a basic moral compass

but i mean if you kept being so damn suggestive then it was gonna be a lot harder for him to resist his urges

you were rubbing him up and shit, calling him every pet name in the book so ofc he just stuck a burrito in your mouth and went ‘stfu 😡’

the painful part was that he was silently enjoying it too (┬┬﹏┬┬)

(though, he was red from blushing lol, not anger) 

and he wasn’t used to it either so obviously he was gonna get flustered, i mean, everything was happening all at once

oh and you told him ‘i love you’ and he literally combusted like lord have mercy on this man 

just that morning you were calling him your ‘annoying rat boyfriend’ (jokingly, ofc) and now you love him?-

that wasn’t the first time you told him that you loved him but he was still blushing none the less 

and he stammered out a ‘love you too’ PRAYING that you wouldn’t remember any of this the following day

anyway, he cuddled you to sleep and railed you as soon as you sobered up - the end ❤

Kenma Kozume

pov: you’re kenma happily being a wallflower in the club then your s/o approaches you, demanding for you to fuck them 

- ok, end of POV - 

anyway, your speech was slurred so kenma wasn’t really sure if that was what you were asking him to do but if it was, he would’ve happily obliged if it wasn’t for the fact you were clearly drunk

mans was blushing though

bc y’all hardly ever do it but now - all of a sudden - you were tightly wrapped around him, garbling erotic threats into his ear

kenma was worried at first but you were like..really weak

so it wasn’t hard to get you off his torso, usher you out of the club and grip your hand as he ordered a taxi 

also kenma had read enough wattpad fanfictions to know how to deal with someone while they’re drunk 

but none of those fanfictions ever mentioned a single thing about how to deal with yourself while your partner is drunk

like seriously..he was in pain

both from the throbbing erection he had and the aching embarrassment he felt - both stemming from the fact you tried to give him a lap dance in taxi ✋ please oml

anyway, he took you back to his apartment and insisted that you have a few slices of the left-over pizza in the fridge along with a glass of water

after you changed into your pyjamas, you had clearly sobered up slightly as you could now compose coherent sentences

but that wasn’t any better for him bc now you were draped over him, whimpering into his ear about how much you love him

‘i’m so lucky to have you, kenma. i love you so much. you remind me of my first cat - you’re such a cat- i mean, blessing..you’re such a blessing.’ 

ngl, at that point he would be at a loss for words, just deciding to hug you until you fall asleep

like he finds it so cute that you’re finally opening up to him about how you feel as you’re usually quite composed and restrained 

but also- what does he do now? 

you eventually fell asleep in his arms and the next day, you woke up to kenma having made breakfast and telling you how much he adores you which was..confusing, to say the least

he told you about how you acted when you were drunk and to say you were embarrassed would be an understatement 

also, he’ll tease you about it for the rest of your life ;)

Hajime Iwaizumi

literally all you had to do was send him a text like ‘iwa...,,.,...ily so mycj ❤’’ and he’s already waiting in the line to get into the club lol

he marches in there, finds you, grabs your hand and drags you home 

let’s hope that your friends know what iwaizumi looks like so they don’t have to just watch a random guy haul you out the club-

and tries to act all like angry iwaizumi >:( but when you are trailing behind him, muttering about how amazing he is, he becomes more like angy iwa grrr (* ￣︿￣)

by that, i mean that angry iwaizumi would bring you home and lecture on how irresponsible it is to get so intoxicated 

but angy iwa just takes care of you but with a disapproving scowl 

and angry iwaizumi would make nasty, bitchy remarks about how inappropriate your outfit is 

while angy iwa would be like ‘babe, your outfit is lovely but maybe wear something different next time, idk....’

either way, he takes good care of you 

he makes sure you eat (and he cooks good food btw - he doesn’t make you eat leftovers lmao) 

he lets you change into more comfortable clothes

he ensures that you don’t die in the shower 

and he forces you to go to bed

but all of that is rather difficult when you’re clinging to him like your life depends on it, raving on about how sweet of a boyfriend he is and covering his face sloppy kisses

his original plan was to go train some more in his gym (yes, there is a gym in y’alls house-) but when you were peppering his cheek in kisses, begging him to stay with you for whatever reason, of course he didn’t have the balls to leave

 so he ended up laying like a log in bed as you cuddled up to him like koala, resting your head in his chest and allowing him to run his hand through your hair as you slept

in that moment - as he stared down at your tranquil figure - he realised how grateful he was for moments like these, as he finally got see a side of you that he knew you’d almost never exhibit when you’re sober

like yeah, you often tell him how much you love him but he can always tell that it’s as if you’re setting aside your pride to say such a thing but now, you’re gushing on about it with the most genuine look in your eyes, he can tell that you’re being completely sincere 

and to say that he adores it would be an understatement 

so yeah, you were kind of a pain while drunk but you were also the most adorable thing that iwaizumi had ever laid his eyes on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Issei Matsukawa

ok so the only reason matsukawa wasn’t getting drunk with you was bc the first time y’all got drunk together he got fined for public indecency and you got done for public intoxication

so you decided that it was best (for your wallets) if you took turns getting tipsy

emphasis on ‘tipsy’ bc you both went to the bar together (along with a few friends) and you promised matsukawa that you’d only have a few drinks 

so please explain to him why he is now having to carry you bridal style out of the bar because you are too hammered to walk properly 

and he was kinda grumpy bc he had to leave his friends mid-conversation bc not only were you pestering him but also, the erotic things you were whispering in his ear caused him to get a boner

and he was getting weird looks from people as he carried you home but that was the least of his problems tbh- he didn’t even notice lol

the biggest issue on his mind rn was the fact that you made him hard yet you can’t help him bc you’re drunk smh 

like he was tempted at first bc you seemed down to do it but he quickly came back to reality and realised how morally incorrect that’d be 

so he was mumbling curses the whole way home just to tune you out bc if he paid any more attention to the racy promises you were muttering in his ear- he’d explode

he’s alright at taking care of you like he isn’t iwaizumi’s level of caring but he’s a close second, i mean he’s gotten drunk plenty of times so he knows the basics

he was like ‘drink water idk lol ’

anyway, once he handled himself he wasn’t too fazed by your lustful advances

and he was so smug about it too deadass like ‘keep talkin’ me up, (y/n), you ain’t getting shit until you’re sober.’

smh ANYWAY he thinks you’re so charming when you’re like lovey-dovey drunk but SO annoying when you’re horny drunk bc like- he can’t get some (T_T)

Kōtarō Bokuto 

best for last 👌

ok anyway he’s an athlete and he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time- he’s forever drunk tbh- drunk on life :)

so while you’re getting hammered with your pals, he’s doing stupid shit while sober lol

once you both rendezvous outside the club to head home and you’re absolutely steamin- he’s just like ‘hi, babe! how’s your night been?’

SO OBLIVIOUS OML

anyway, he drives back to y’alls house and since you’re fatigued at first, you spent 90% of the car ride sleeping

but when you get home, more awake, you’re all up on him

but you’re not like sensual drunk- more like..emotional drunk but with love 🥺

so basically you are sobbing into his chest about whatever and bc he is an such empath he will start crying too, or at least get a bit emotional 

you could say something like, ‘omg, bo. i hardly get to see you because you’re at work so often- i wish i could spend more time with you. i miss you so much’  ╯︿╰

and he would deadass reply whole-heartedly while weeping into your shoulder, ‘I’M QUITTING VOLLEYBALL, (Y/N)!!’

(ok, so maybe he was a bit tipsy too- but like..definitely not has drunk as you)

he has no idea where to start when it comes to taking care of you but he tries (´◡` ‘) 

at the very least, he ensures that you don’t having any more alcohol and that you don’t die somehow 

he’s v overprotective though 

you could be getting a fork to eat your instant-noodles with and he’ll be like 

‘apologies ✋ but i cannot allow you to handle such a dangerous weapon while intoxicated. maybe eat with a spoon instead, idk.’ /h

other than that, he just cuddles you to sleep and deals with you in your badly hungover state the next day

#haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #haikyū!! #haikyuu x gn!reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #kyotani kentaro #kyotani x y/n #kyotani fluff #kyotani x reader #kyotani hcs #kyotani headcanons #kyotani x you #kenma x reader #timeskip kenma #kenma scenario #kenma x y/n #kenma kuzome #iwaizumi imagine #kenma fluff #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi hcs #iwaizumi x reader #hq iwaizumi #iwaizumi x you #matsukawa fluff #hq matsukawa #matsukawa x reader #matsukawa hcs #issei x y/n #hq issei

[dr4kenlvr]

—little things the mha boys do

 a/n: so i’ve been catching up on mha lately, not proofread pls bare with me, not sure if i’ll continue writing for them like i regularly do for aot lol <3

midoriya: always looking out for you, and is constantly thinking of your safety. if you’re a UA student as well, he definitely draws little cute doodles of hearts and angel wings, etc on your sheet in his notebook. always hides them when you try to take a peek tho hehe. loves casual dates as well; walk in the park, stay at home and a movie, maybe some ice cream, you name it! offers to refill your water bottle when it empties, because “it’s important to stay hydrated!” as he would say. his mom loves you btw.

todoroki: shares his soba with you. even offers you some without you asking. he’s really attentive to the small things, so if your hair is all messed up he’ll gently pat it down back to what it’s supposed to look like. has a hairtie on him all the time and even uses it to move his bangs out of the way if you don’t need it. holds your hand during crisises because it comforts him to know that he still has a solid grip on you. and if he can’t hold you, he’ll keep glancing at you from the corner of his eye. caught on the habit of mindlessly playing with your fingers too.

bakugou: makes sure you get enough sleep by aggresively texting you with reminders. if you’ve fallen asleep too quickly he’ll tuck a blanket in carefully to not wake you. he knows how important self-care is. speaking of that, he’ll restock your skin care products when you run low on them and maybe even buy some for himself. hates the idea of kirishima and sero walking on him with a panda face mask but loves the idea of you and him spending quality time together. if you’d like, he’ll paint your nails for you too and he does an amazing job at it— being patient despite his heated attitude and always remembering to add a base coat first. he wants it to look perfect.

kirishima: oh kiri my man always hyping you tf up that it gets a little overwhelming but he’s just so supportive of you, he can’t stop. offers piggy back rides whenever, wherever. also carries your favourite snacks in his backpack for you. makes sure you get your full and are taking care of yourself! sends goodnight and good morning text every, single, day. likes it when you help him re-dye his hair because it’s theraputic for him. 

kaminari: i definitely see him making different sorts of playlists for you. and he’s consistenly updating them too, adding new songs every other day or so. he also tends to send you instagram posts at ungodly hours with a message like “reminded me of you babe” or “lmfao you”, followed by 18 fucking android emojis. so into pillow fights and he’s so mf loud that even kirishima is like ‘stfu guys please it’s the middle of the night’ LMAO. definitely has stumbled and fell while running towards you once or twice.

sero: hello king, he treats you like royalty bye. always tending to your needs, super supportive of you and your dreams. sero likes to pull you onto his lap and sometimes uses his tape to drag you in by force (endless apologies if he somehow hurts you). if he notices you’re getting sleepy-eyed he’ll coax you to lay your head down on his lap, lovingly rubbing your head with affectionate rubs and soft coos. he really does view you as a lucky charm, he feels like he can get through any hardship if you’re by his side.

iida: suggests and loves study dates! because “as a student studying in UA, it is essential that we keep up with our academic grades in good shape, even if we are spending out leisure time with our significant others!” hm, trying shutting him up nicely with a kiss. but not in front of everyone or he’ll get so red and definitely scold you (but gently). he has no issue helping you out with homework, and is perfectly fine with you being confused— iida best class rep <3 if you wear glasses, he’ll offer to get you like 6 matching pairs in case you lose or break one. it’s overwhelming how much money he has sometimes, he’s always spoiling you.

#deku x reader #bakugou x reader #todoroki x reader #kirishima x reader #kaminari x reader #sero x reader #iida x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader #deku fluff #bakugou fluff #todoroki fluff #kirishima fluff #kaminari fluff #sero fluff #iida fluff #mha fluff #bnha fluff #deku #bakgou #todoroki #kirishima #kaminari #sero #iida #mha #bnha

[polyghostfacehours]

You and Stu convince Billy to play Healer and regret it once he power trips.

I don't know if it's bc Im high, but the thought of you and Stu playing FFXIV and convincing Billy to be healer bc you two suck so bad at it won't leave my head so here is something that literally no one asked for lol

Modern!AU where you guys play Final Fantasy XIV

Billy the Power-tripping Healer:

So, for the sake of this, you and Stu main DPS and Tank respectively. Billy didn't play XIV.

You've been needing a dedicated healer for your free company and were having trouble nailing down someone you could trust.

It's then that you have a crazy thought. Billy was meticulous, observant, and detail-oriented. He'd be perfect. You tell Stu as much.

You both laugh your asses off at this. Billy? Playing fucking Healer? There's no way his pride and ego would let him play a support class. Stu jokingly asks how you'd convince Billy and you jokingly reply with a "mad sloppy toppy". You both have a blast making fun of the idea.

"Tell ya what. You convince Billy to play our healer, and I'll pay your third of the rent this month." Stu snickers.

Oh. Game on.

So you start thinking about how to do so and you realize exactly how to do it.

Tell Billy the healer is literally the most important party member, the party member that shifts the tides of battle, and the one who decides who lives or dies.

Billy comes home and you set out on your mission.

Initially, Billy is vehemently against it. He's not playing the fucking support. Fuck that. If he did play your stupid game, it'd be as the leader ("that's not a job class Billy." "Dont care, didn't ask.")

But then you lay on the reasonings. Really gas him up. Talk about how smart he is and how playing healer is the most difficult role. Tell him how you have to have the brain power to pay attention to the enemies attacks, your party's health, what buffs are needed to be placed, what enemies need debuffing, etc etc.

This gets him slightly interested. You beg and beg until finally he gives it a try to shut you up. Success!

You and Stu get him to make a character and before long you're helping him practice in low level dungeons and at the practice dummies for his rotations.

Billy comes close to quitting a loooot. If he isn't immediately good at something, he gets mad. But you and Stu keep praising him like crazy whenever he does well and that felt too good to pass up right now.

And Billy gets good fast. Like crazy fast. To the point you and Stu actually get kind of jealous? Like how tf did he become a master healer in the span of like a week? He's able to pay attention to everything happening on screen at once so easily wtf.

And slowly, Billy begins realizing something.

He can be petty.

And this is where you and Stu begin to regret bringing him in.

Billy is a brutal healer. You follow his orders or you die.

A regular conversation in game goes like this:

-"Billy why the fuck didn't you heal me man?!"

-"Stu I told you 50 fucking times not to stand in the AOE. If you're gonna be a dumbass and not listen Im not wasting my MP pool on you."

-"I didn't see it!"

-"You didn't s-what do you mean you didn't see it!?!? It's a giant fucking glowing yellow line you dipshit!"

Or

"Y/N you run ahead without me, you die. I'm not chasing your ass."

"Y-yes Billy..."

The power-trip this man feels. The fact that he has you and Stu's lives in the palm of his hand? The satisfaction of getting praised when he pulls clutch or you two begging for forgiveness when he lets you die for not listening or for simple revenge? Godly.

He also DOES end up becoming leader of your free company lmao. He furnishes the house and living room as he sees fit.

Billy refuses to play Miqo'te. No catboy!Billy for you and Stu 😔

#bill plays hyur bc he's fucking boring #(its okay Billy i play hyur too lmao) #stu absolutely makes a catgirl and he pretends to be a girl online to get free stuff crafted lmao #billy loomis #stu macher #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #poly ghostface #poly!ghostface #poly ghostface x reader #ghostface #ghostface x reader #slasher x reader #slashers x reader #slasher imagines

[mythiccheroacademia]

Attitude

A/N: Lord knows I got a nasty attitude when I get in my feelings. I swear I’m working on it 😭 Anyways, when my past entanglments used to (respectfully) put me in my place, it had me feelings some things 🥴 so I’m translating that into headcanons. Hopefully this will get me out of my little writer’s block. Hope y’all enjoy ❤️

Warnings: cursing, implied sexual activity

Todoroki Natsuo:

natsuo is generally an easy-going person so it takes a lot to get him riled up 

when you get an attitude, it doesnt really bother him bc he can understand where you’re coming from

but dont get too disrespectful bc he’ll remind you who you’re talking to

like when you do poorly on an exam and it just ruins your mood

you don’t feel like talking to anybody so you ignore his text when he asks you to meet up for lunch 

he’ll assume you didnt see it or youre napping 

but then he spots you on campus and goes to hug you 

he notices you’re stiff in his arms but doesnt think much of it 

“did you see my text?” he asks 

“yea, sorry. i forgot to respond.”

that makes him give you a side eye bc that’s what you usually say to people when you just didnt want to answer their text 

“it’s okay if you had other things to do. you just had to tell me—“

“i said i forgot, okay? sorry!”

his head kind jerks back in surprise but he drops it

he’s a todoroki, so instead of giving you space, the dense™️ gene activates and he’s all up in your business 

even though he’s only being a good bf and trying to cheer you up, you’re annoyed af 

texts you throughout the rest of your day about how you’re doing even though you respond with two word sentences

shows up to your dorm and you only let him in bc you feel bad

and he brought food

but now you’re regretting it bc he’s just yip yapping away and his cheery attitude is pissing you off 

fed up, natuso finally confronts you after you snap at him one too many times

“what’s with the attitude, y/n”

“i don’t have one” (okay miss girl)

“well you’ve been acting like you have one all day”

you smacked your teeth and got up “i don’t care natsuo. if you think i do then you can just—“

“y/n”

natsuo barks your name in a way that makes you turn your head

he grabs your arm and firmly tugs you back on the couch so you’re face to face with his frown 

“now i dont know who you’re mad at, but i know it ain’t me. so you can either sit here and have a conversation with me like an adult or i can leave bc i don’t need the attitude”

you: 😮

you keep up an annoyed faaçade but inside youre melting  

who knew natsuo could be so assertive? 

like damn, okay daddy

you apologize and telling him what’s got you so sour 

once you seem relaxed, he goes back to his usual self and y’all end up cuddling until his hands start roaming your body 

next thing you know, youre making great use of the couch 

needless to say, you were back to your normal self the next morning LMAO

Shigaraki Tomura:

shigaraki is not the one 

he might have his moments, but ever since he grew into his role, he expects everyone else to do the same 

he lets his friends and loved ones get away with a lot of shit so he doesnt think it’s hard to give him some respect

and usually, it isn’t

but ever since he woke up, he’s been practically ignoring you

you got one kiss and a “missed you” and he kept it pushing

like bitch, wtf?

you know you were being selfish and petty but you went three whole months without dick your man and for him to pretty much ignore you bc he was “busy with his responsibilities” was making you feel some type of way

king of the underworld or not, you weren’t gonna take this laying down 

for the next few days you were ms/r. petty 😌 

every time he tried to greet you, you’d just nod your head and keep walking 

he’d try to kiss you and you’d turn your head so his lips would land on your cheek instead

if you came back late, he’d ask you where you were, just to try and make conversation, and you’d just say “out”

shiggy is confused atp and it’s pissing him off

he didnt have the time to ask you about it before it got bad

there’s a meeting with the higher-ups, talking about the next game plan and you walk in about five min late bc you were held up with a previous responsibility

shigaraki happily regards you

“y/n, good. we wanted to wait for you before we started.”

“oh that’s suprising. didn’t think you’d notice my absense. sorry for the hold up,” you bite before sitting down with a huff

everyone: 😦

you: 🙃

shigaraki: 🤨

the people in the room are sweating bc now that shigaraki was thicc™️ and highkey indestructible, he was actually really scary now

even though you were his respected s/o, no one knew how he’d react 

surpringly, he ignores your attitude and starts the meeting; so everyone forgets about it

the meeting goes on and whiles someone else is talking, you notice your bf shuffle his chair closer to yours 

you give him a side eye “what do you--”

shigaraki grabs the side of your neck in a firm grip and pushes your ear against his lips

“i don’t know what’s up with you, but watch it, sweetheart” he whispers before he goes back to listening like nothing happened

you: well call me scared and horny!

when the meeting ends, it’s just the two of you and he eventually figures out why you’re being like this

he gives you a smirk and calls you a spoiled brat before laying you across the table and apologizing to you in the best way he knows how   

Dabi: 

lmaooo funny how you think this man gives a fuck

you’re really beefin with yourself bc he don’t got enough energy to deal with the pettiness 

if you act way out of line though, don’t put it beneath him to retaliate

you give him nice, he’ll treat you sweeter 

but you give him bitch, he’ll give you bitch back tenfold

it’s the same for you

you’re just as jelaous and stuborn as he is

you’re perfect for each other but still a lil toxic in a good way 💀   

one time, you dragged him to go grocery shopping with you (he really hates how much he likes you lmao) 

whiles you were a ways away getting something, a woman came up to him and started flirting with him

*spidey senses activated*

you watch from afar, expecting him to immediately turn her down but he “plays nice” and you can see him gobble up the attention

it’s not until she asks for his number that he points to you and she genuinely apologizes before taking her leave

dabi acts all surprised when you throw a soup can in the cart and stalk off 

“you good bro?” he asks

“i’m great and i’m not your bro” you say, but there’s a clear attitude in your voice 

you couldnt even hide it on your face

he’s mad confused, but dabi doesn’t push it bc he doesn’t time for all that

“okay, be mad by yourself lol”

you weren’t even that mad but now since he wants to be funny, it’s game over 

“and you go fuck your other bitches”

he literally turns into that nick canon meme

dabi’s head is spinning 

bc wtf are you even talking about, my guy?

“yooo, i dont know who you talking to but i know it’s not me”

“who tf else is here, dumbass?”

now you got him heated and he’s this close to just walking up out the store 

but he thinks youre hot when you’re being crazy so he stays

he grabs your wrist to stop you “you’re doing a lot”

you snatch it out his hand, “and you didn’t do enough when that woman came up to you and started putting moves on you!”

ahh, so that’s why you’re angry

dabi’s anger fades and now he’s chuckling

“oh so you think this is funny? i’m not gonna stand here and be disrepsted by no man looking like a fucking burnt piece of charcoal--”

he pulls you into his arms and smothers your rant in a kiss that makes you see stars 

you’re lucky the aisle is empty bc you spend the next ten seconds with his tongue down your throat 

when he pulls back, he smirks at your speechlessness 

“well this burnt piece of charcoal is your man. no one else’s. and don’t forget it, doll-face”

he smacks your ass and walks away leaving you nearly skipping behind him

#todoroki natsuo #natsuo x reader #shigaraki tomura #shigaraki x reader #dabi #todoroki touya #dabi x reader #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #bnha x black!reader #mha x black reader #mha x poc!reader #bnha x poc!reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader

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Nobody asked for this but I'm gonna do it anyways...

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Fluff Alphabet: Takeru/Aguni Edition

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A = Attractive what do they find attractive about the other?

Takeru: only reason he let Aguni wear regular clothes and not swimwear is because he saw ARM in that tank top and was like "oh damn okay 😳." So, y'know, that. (And he'll never admit it but he kinda likes how Aguni is a little bit taller than he is....) Also likes that Aguni has a really dry, deadpan sense of humor—he ways finds a way to make Takeru laugh, even when he's not really trying.

Aguni: I think the physical aspect of things wasn't really a make-or-break for him at first—like, yeah, Takeru's a good-looking guy, but that's secondary. He liked how Takeru is such a live-wire, very loud and colorful and seemingly fearless, no matter what kind of trouble they got into. (But also...he likes the hair. That's a thing for him.)

B = Baby do they want a family? why/why not?

Takeru: If they end up with one somehow, then, sure. But, like. He's not going out of his was to make it a thing. (But also, he has his cat, Ziggy, who he calls his baby, so...)

Aguni: Would secretly love to be a dad but is too worried he might mess the kid up or something. Is more than happy to be 'unofficial parent' to the neighborhood kids, though. Handing out ice pops to the kids that show up at the shop, keeping an eye out and telling them to get home before dark, maybe even showing one or two of them how to throw a better curveball...you know. Real Hallmark channel shit. (And yes, for those who were wondering: Ziggy the cat loves him and often curls up on his lap while he watches TV)

C = Cuddle how do they cuddle?

They don't really "cuddle" outside of bed. Just kinda sit next to each other, shoulder to shoulder, no big deal. But in bed, Aguni lies on his back with his arm sorta outstretched while Takeru...well, my man is worm on a string but OFF the string, he just flops all sorts of ways and a lot of them don't look comfortable but he falls asleep in minutes so whatever.

D = Dates what are dates with them like?

I don't think they do "dates"—they've got a long-term thing going on, so they often end up on the couch eating takeout and watching movies. I think they'd go to the movie theater sometimes (and talk shit for the entire film lol) and every once in a while grab dinner somewhere nice...but, usually because they have some cool limited-time-only dessert item that Takeru insists they try. (And Aguni pretends to be upset about having to get dressed up and go out, but is actually rather pleased to have a little romance...and get something to satisfy his sweet tooth.)

E = Everything you are my ____ (e.g my life, my world…)

Aguni: Emergency Medical Contact

Takeru: Co-Signer On The Apartment Lease

F = Feelings when did they know they were falling in love?

Takeru: About a week after Aguni (drunkenly) confessed his crush. Literally spent a whole week like, "Wow, it's a shame I don't love him back. He's so kind and handsome and smart and funny...too bad, I guess..." until one night he sat up straight in bed and said "Hold up." He then immediately called Aguni and began demanding why Aguni didn't tell him he was in love with him this whole time.

Aguni: They had been friends since they were kids, so it's hard to say when his feelings went from "you're my best friend" to something different. But, once he figured it out, he swore never to mention it because that could complicate their friendship.

G = Gentle are they gentle? If so, how?

Takeru: Yes and no. He's got a bad case of "grabby hands" and often yanks Aguni to and fro to look at something or whatever. Just zero respect for the man's personal space. But otherwise...I imagine he's not particularly rough or gentle, just kind of normal. EXCEPT when it comes to the emotional stuff—like, the real heavy things. I think he's very gentle with that, not asking too many questions and just sort of taking care of him where he can.

Aguni: Generally gentle—physically, emotionally, whatever. But I do think that he's confrontational, like when there's an issue, he comes straight out and asks Takeru what's going on. Even corners him, sometimes. He seems like a "no bullshit" guy, and since Takeru is "Mr. 99% Bullshit" he's gotta deal with it as best he can.

H = Hand/Hold how do they like to hold hands?

The only time they "hold hands" is when Takeru is grabbing Aguni's wrist to drag him somewhere (or run away lol) and when Aguni is pulling Takeru's hand back to stop him from touching something...

I = Impression first impression/s

I headcanon that they met very young, like grade school age. After school, in the park, where Takeru was chilling in a tree and Aguni walked by and he was like "Hey, there's a spider up here, wanna see?" and Aguni is like "Not really, I don't like bugs..." Now, Takeru, being "weird bug kid extraordinaire" can't believe his strange little ears and hops down from the tree and starts explaining why bugs are so cool and that Aguni is wrong...and Aguni listens as this funky, tiny firecracker just talks his damn ear off. Aguni liked how excited Takeru got about things, and Takeru liked how Aguni actually listened to him. And they were fast friends after that!

J = Joker are they into pulling pranks?

Takeru fucks around all the time...and doesn't often find out, because Aguni tolerates all his antics. (To a certain point, but still.) Every once in a while, Aguni will tell some harmless little lie just to watch Takeru freak out—he told him once that Lady Gaga was leaving the music scene forever, and Takeru screamed so loud the neighbors filed a noise complaint.

K = Kisses how do they kiss?

I think they most often do quick pecks—at the breakfast table, when they get home from work. You know. Domestic stuff. But when it's not like that...I think 9/10 times it's Takeru initiating, and Aguni reciprocates by wrapping his arms around him in a big hug (because he likes it but also to keep that skinny little weirdo from wiggling so damn much, he's always moving, he can't just be still—)

L = Love who says I love you first?

Neither! I don't think they really say it at all! Why say something that doesn't need to be said? (At least, that's how they see it...)

M = Memory their favorite moment together

Aguni: It's not really a memory, but...just how they have breakfast together some mornings. Sipping coffee, discussing whatever's going on in the world, the general "togetherness" that comes with it is one of his favorite feelings.

Takeru: The time they spent a full 24 hours in a karaoke booth singing 80's hits and knocking back tequila shots and ordering way too much food.

N = Nickel do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

Takeru: Absolutely buys stuff for Aguni all the time. Mostly random snacks, or little knick-knacks that catch his eye. And also clothes, but...Aguni doesn't always approve.

Aguni: Doesn't buy Takeru stuff BUT leaves vases of flowers he grew on the table for Takeru to find.

O = Orange what color reminds them of their other half

Anything bright and obnoxious reminds Aguni of Takeru—red in particular, which also happens to be Takeru's favorite. And Takeru thinks Aguni has calm and soothing blue-green vibes. Like the ocean, beautiful and serene, but also dark and capable of incredible destruction.

P = Petnames what pet names do they use?

Takeru: All of them. Darling, babe, sweetheart (but he calls everyone those lol). Aguni-specific ones are always over-the-top and ridiculous like "brightest star in all of the heavens..." and he always gets an eye-roll for his efforts.

Aguni: Absolutely does not use pet names. Just says "hey you" or something. Once called Takeru "babe" and Takeru had to stop washing dishes and sit down because he was laughing so hard.

Q = Quaint what is their favorite non-modern thing?

Takeru: I feel like he would collect a ton of vintage stuff—clothes, records, just random little bits and bobs he comes across. But his favorite is definitely his record player—it belonged to his dad, and he keeps it in a place of honor in the hat shop.

Aguni: A set of very old and well-cared-for gardening tools. Takeru got them for him for his birthday, and he legit treasures them.

R = Rainy Day what do they like to do on a rainy day?

Lay on the couch and do literally nothing. Takeru gets the left end, Aguni takes the right, and they binge trash TV shows all day. (And also they make box-mix brownies and eat them straight out of the pan. It's "their thing.")

S = Sad how do they cheer themselves/each other up

Takeru: Aside from all his self-destrictive behaviors (binge-drinking, dangerous situations, etc.) he just really needs a good laugh. And Aguni somehow always manages to make him laugh with an unexpected, deadpan comment. Also, he makes Takeru actually talk through his problems instead of ignoring them...

Aguni: if he's in a bad mood, you just need to let him work through it on his own. He hates being "talked down to" and feels that most attempts at cheering up are cheap, so most people don't attempt. Buf...Takeru is not "most people" and breaks out his most ridiculous jokes to try to get Aguni to crack a smile.

T = Talking what do they love to talk about?

Other people! You know Takeru is the "XOXO Gossip Girl" of the neighborhood, but Aguni...he's like a little old church lady and ADORES hearing all the latest drama.

U = Unencumbered What helps them relax?

Both of them have the same method of relaxation and it's...bubble baths! Aguni does a basic, skin soothing soak and just hangs out in the warm water with a book or maybe just his thoughts to keep him company. But Takeru? He's got some fancy bath soaps, and he takes in a glass of wine and lights a few candles and does a face mask and it's a whole EVENT.

V - Very thoughts about each other

Takeru: Thinks Aguni needs to loosen up and take more risks...but also just loves the guy to pieces.

Aguni: Kinda wishes Takeru would calm tf down sometimes...but also knows that it's just how the guy is and wouldn't dare change him.

W = Wedding when, how, where do they propose?

They're not really the marrying type! They just have a mutual understanding of commitment and that's that.

(But if they did have a wedding... I think it would be a relatively small affair with all their closest friends and family. Like a dinner party, but somewhere extra nice and with lots of good food and alcohol. Intimate and meaningful, with just enough "extra" to satisfy Takeru.)

X = Xylophone What’s their song?

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" because they hid out in a karaoke booth (different from the 24-hour event that Takeru cherishes so much) to es ape the Yakuza and Takeru sang it over and over to pass the time.

Y = You the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

"Breaking" to my "Entering." The "Assault" to my "Battery." (They both hate this sort of thing and try to come up with the worst answers possible lol)

Z = Zebra if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

They already have the cat, Ziggy, who is their perfect little angel.

#alice in borderland #hatter #danma takeru #alice in borderland netflix #imawa no kuni no alice #imawa no kuni no arisu #writings and such #hatter/aguni #aguni morizono

[sleeping-lilies]

Title: I Get Tim a Cat Because It’s What He Deserves (oh and i guess a group chat 🙄)

a batfam/wayne family groupchat would literally never happen in canon but it would be so fucking funny you all don’t even know, so i will do it anyways.

the chat just kinda... starts. no one know where it came from. who added them. who??? none of their emotionally stunted asses would be caught dead making making a family chat tf? why can’t any of them leave? they smash their phones and then on their laptop a notification pops up like “you’ve joined ‘x’ group” and they’re stuck there. might as well use it ig, but for what???

“everyone who is alive type ‘i’” no one responds so bruce spends hours trying to find out where their bodies are until he finds out everyone just had the chat on mute

“why isn’t alfred on here” “huh. alfred isn’t on here and no one knows who made the chat?” “so whoever made it just left immediately?” “...” “lol anyways”

tim was trying to send a snap to the core four gc but accidentally sent it to the family chat and gets super embarrassed (of course this happens when everyone’s online why wouldn’t they if it makes tim’s life more difficult) and everyone makes fun of him. duke printed out copies and plastered them all over tim’s apartment while tim was out for something and tim nearly murders duke. after that no one puts the chat on mute because this was too funny.

no one actually, like, texts on a regular basis because they’re not like other families 🙄 they only text if it’s really important or someone’s dying.

that’s being said, “dick where is dog” “send doggy” “dog?” “send doggy” “dick when did you get a dog?” “SEND DOGGY” “i demand you send the dog this instant” “dog now.”

damian breaks into dick’s apartment to take a selfie with him and haley (or bitewing, haley is just shorter to type) captioned “she is mine this is a warning to all of you. i will not hesitate if any of you low lives come near her.” and dick is like “??? this is my dog i can’t have anything these days, siblings take everything, man—” oh ya, everyone reacts to the haley photo with a heart. also dick only lets this shit slide with damian, if jason the problem child pulled this shit it would be on sight lmfaooo

- tim: the dog is cute but, but in photography i learned you have to crop out everything unimportant, like this *crops out damian from the photo*

- in other news, tim joined the dead bats club and now only bruce and duke are left 😃🔪

bruce: check in if you are alive. *everyone’s status is online*

u don’t know about y’all, but my bruce wayne is a responsible father who keeps an eye on his kids, or at least does his best, “has anyone seen duke? he has school and i can’t find him” “i will find him... if you give me $50.” “i will give you the money jason just tell me where he is” jason sends a photo of himself and duke laying down on the floor eating pop tarts.

-“literally why do you all keep coming into my apartment” “our apartment, dick” “i pay for this apartment it’s mine, i keep living in blüdhaven for a reason, god, siblings always steal everything that’s your’s—” it’s ok guys dick simultaneously has eldest daughter’s syndrome and absent sibling syndrome, who is doing it like him? legend behavior. anyways, duke and jason left crumbs on the floor and dick beat them up lmao.

“can i have money” “dad” (theyre sent by same person just different text) “yes cass i will sent you as much as you need, $2,000 is enough for shipping with friends?” “dad can i have money too” “dad can i too” “may i have some too dad” “dad” “dad” fhdjdjsks they only call him dad when they’re dying, want something, or are tattling on each other, someone save him 😩

“@everyone the interviewer in the last segment asked me if we have a family chat and i have a feeling they will try to pry into my texts to see what we are texting, please actually send something so they don’t get even more nosy from our lack of communicating” *someone sends the bee movie script*

ok but like, as time goes on they get more comfy texting each other and acting like a normal(ish) family unit that texts a little more. like tattling.

“someone broke the vase in the hallway and if they don’t want me to tell pennyworth who did it they will buy alfred the cat a new scratching post by nightfall” damian is so funny i love him

“HELPPVHRNXKAK” “what’s up with jason?” “cass is sitting on him” “lol” “i think she’s gonna break his arm fhdjdksk” “ANDBSJ I HAT E YO U A LL” “when did you all come to the manor???”

“😂” bruce vs “lol” dick and cass vs “agdhsjak” tim and duke vs “hA” jason vs “i don’t find any of you funny” damian

“damian i am putting your lemon cake pop thingies in the last bottom shelf on the right, i put the code and everything in the safe” “how often does damian even come to your apartment, dick?” “whenever you’re being an asshole bruce” “he’s always an asshole dickhead 🙄” “exactly 🥰”

“dad guess what” “TIM NOOO” “remember when” “TIM TIM TIM” “you told duke to take the day shift” “I WILL NEVER POST YOUR SNAP PHOTOS TO A GROUPCHAT WITH THE ENTIRE SUPERHERO COMMUNITY AGAIN!!!” “and he agreed to if he did his school work first?” “MERCY, MERCY” “what did he do, tim” “fjdjxkskkz duke goes on school zoom meetings during patrol and pretends he doesn’t have a mic and camera and i was watching his helmet footage and it was so funny, the teachers just believe him when he pretends to have really bad network and can barely type in the chat” “my teachers never trusted me that much” “that’s because you made a kid cry once jason stfu” “wait how did u know that cass—“

“AHDBSNZKAJHF” “stfu duke” “what’s wrong with him where is he?” “cain came to visit” “ohhhh” “FHDJFJDJ HELLPPPXSND” “i know you’re taking a video, you little shit, send it” “no todd come here and take one yourself—or don’t, your presence is unwanted” “fucking brat”

“DAD DICK HIT ME” “DAD JASON’S LYING” *bruce wayne online* (he doesn’t fucking respond fhsjskla) (is it because he’s exasperated with them or crying because they called him dad even though it’s a manipulation tactic or both we’ll never know)

“everyone who is alive, type in chat” *everyone is online* then bruce edits the message to say ‘everyone who wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, type in chat’ “i guess NO ONE wants alfred’s cinnamon rolls, how sad” and the entire chat goes wild lmfao

ok uhhh let’s do on a scale of 1-10 texts most vs is online the most

bruce: 6-texting, 5.9-online because he always makes an effort to text his kids to check up on them and when his kids are texting he will text as well here and there in the convo to interact with them because he never sees and interacts with them normally and he wants to do better 🥲. he get’s minus 0.1 because of that one time jason and dick were fighting and he logged off agdhsjnz

dick: 3-texting, 3.5-online because he’s the only one in this hellhole of a family that has an actual job (in this house we uphold gymnastics teacher grayson 🙏) and sometimes he won’t have energy to text. so. but he does make an effort when he can. he’s online more than he texts because he’s able to sneak looks at the fights when he has downtime during his job and wants to see the drama lmfaooo. also everything goes on in his fucking apartment for some reason, so now he gotta break up a (one sided) fight between cass and tim because someone has to be a responsible adult.

cass: 2-texting, 10-online because she watches more than she texts? she’s more content to watch what’s going on than to join in. also 8/10 she’s usually the one causing the drama that everyone’s texting about, like beating up the others, so she can’t text while beating them up. i mean she could, but she wants to put more energy in beating them up (lovingly) (cass is basically violence (loving)) and watching what everyone’s saying about her fights. she’s always online to catch a glimpse at the drama. also most of her texts are to dick to see bitewing. and ask for money.

jason: texting-8, online-4 because if cass is the one causing drama offline, jason’s causing drama online. jason wants to be chat cryptic but texts the most lmfaoooo. he’s antagonizing his siblings whenever he sees them and whenever he can’t, king shit. he’s online less because he deadass doesn’t care that much, he’ll read the texts later if he really wants to, otherwise either duke or tim will fill him in on the drama. (“jason ur in the chat too—“ “shut up, tim, now tell me how cass beat damian’s ass)

tim: texting-6.44444, online-10, see tim texts a lot just not to the family group chat lmfao, he has REAL FRIENDS 😤 uhh ya, that’s why he’s online all the time, cuz he’s either texting his friends or on his phone doing some shit. broke: tim stays up late working on cases, woke: tim stays up late texting his friends and playing video games over chat. tim just. interacts with his family, gets bullied by them, ya. that’s the life. also he and duke keep throwing hands because it’s the family curse to beat up tim and in this essay i will discuss how dick is the superior sibling because he never tried to kill tim—wait he probably pushed him down the stairs once nvm but it was totally justified, king

duke: texting-4, online-4 because he has, like, school. and daytime patrol. and is like a junior in high school and therefore has a fuck ton of homework. my boy has no time for family and he doesn’t want it because they’re annoying, obviously 🙄. if he wants drama he’ll go into damian’s room and get the drama. diy icon. he’s online as much as he texts but is so fast of a reader he’ll know the drama in time for the next episode of wayne family shit. most of his time online is picking fights with tim and roasting his siblings to a crisp. he’s so mean, guys, legend has it that one time duke told jason that his helmet looked like a shriveled up dildo and that it could never be the gay statement he wanted it to be jason went offline for that entire day in order to cry himself to sleep. at least he got sleep (allegedly) ayyy duke the problem solver.

damian: texting-1.5, online 2 because the only time he’s texting is to ask dick for photos of bitewing and to send photos of his pets back as proper payment. a negotiator ugghhh father like son. damian honestly doesn’t care about the drama he just wants to sketch bitewing (using the photos dick sent as reference) into the Family Portrait Sketch™️ of the rest of the Animal Family™️. it is an honor for damian to create such a piece, picasso the women hater quakes in his grave as such art that blows his dog shit “art” FAR out of the water is developing. anyways, he goes online for that and to throw random barbs at his siblings. like no one is online and damian just throws a “drake is stupid” in chat and just dips. he’s online more to text the other teen titans and jon because they’re better than his dumbass family (and he texts grayson on messenger so fhdjdjsks) true chat cryptic, jason envies him

alfred: 0-texting, 10-online. huh who said that

“duke take down the tik toks, tim is crying”

“who has my sweatshirt??? i will kill you all” “i have it jason” “nvm cass that’s your sweatshirt now i’m sorry for being presumptuous don’t aTTACK ME” fhdjdjsks

“guys i have the day off do you want to hear when delilah said to jonathon it’s so funny” “are those the kids in your gymnastics class?” “ya” “tell us everything”

the bats just... love hearing drama about those kids because they’re so dramatic. apparently alex threw a rubber ball at maya and she tackled them. wild.

time for a round of: WHO SAID IT?!?!

“how do i make my text bold like the rest of you?” —bruce, dick, cass, and jason at some point.

“how do i change my screen name? please change it back to before” -cass when tim changed her name to “hal jordon #1 stan” (“what is a stan” —bruce), (“i don’t like it either change it back” —bruce after finding out what a stan is)

“what the fuck is a pog” —jason

“fucking ‘tik tok’. we used to use vine when i was a teen. i was a front line soldier of great disasters” —dick on one hand lmfao dick is so old but on the other hand holy shit you used vine??? tell us more about the battles fought

“what is a dilf?” —bruce after scrolling through twitter

ok that’s all, my brain is gone.

“cass dick is turning purple get off him” “no. make him give me my scarf back.” “oh dad that’s terrible can you send a video as evidence?”

“GUYS I FOUND A CAT AND IT SCRATCHED ME AND IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BUT GUYS!!! CAT!!!” “drake send a photo of the cat immediately” lmfao bruce zooms to the hospital after that text

“GUYS THE CAT HAS AN OWNER I CANT KEEP THE CAT 🥲” “the one time you could prove to be of use and you fail, drake.” “wow tim, find a cat to steal without an owner next time” “timmy, timmy, timmy, i can’t believe you’ve messed up in finding a cat again” “again?” “again?” “again?” “when i adopt a cat i’m not showing any of you, i hate you all” (lmao hard version of guess who is who i’ll give you a hint dick cass and bruce are the confused ones. )ok it’s not hard anymore.

“dad please get me a cat 😳🐱 haha jk 🤣😩 unless 👀😏😃🙏🥰” anyways tim named the cat starry because of her fur-hair-thingy

“they just so you all know steph just crashed in my apartment and i have work in the morning” “i will pick her up in the morning” “you mean tim will, you don’t have a license, cass. anyways”

“dick do you need help moving?” “no, bruce, i think i can handle it, donna and wally are helping me anyways, but thank you” “mOVING???” “OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT???” “DICK THAT SAME APARTMENT ON 666 HELLHOLE AVENUE???” “...ya?” “NOOOOO” anyways they all break into dick’s new apartment when he moves in, walk around it, and then leave. they just... ya... damn, these bats...

anyways that’s all. see ya.

#dbsjxjjs the batkids just have an attachment to dick’s apartment #the batkids: sir thats my emotional support apartment you can’t just move #fuck you all damian is very well versed in internet culture he just chooses to not use it #dick was around in the time of VINE. YALL. #the fact that dick is the only one with like a normal job fjsjsks #he’s the only one that does his taxes too besides bruce #bruce trying his best and that’s all i will accept. i love him. #jason: wannabe cryptic vs damian: cryptic king. #cass just. beats up her brothers because she can. she deserves it too. #tim deserves nice things so i gave him a cat. #duke is so funny i love him. #he’s like “time to fuck up tim’s life again heheheh” #duke is literally 16? a teen? he’s mean by default thats it #dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #featuring those damn gymnastics kids 😩 #mine

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E’LAST: Choi In A-Z

“Oh my god I saw you write for E'last and I've never seen someone that writes for them before! Can I please request a nsfw A-Z for Choi In? Thank you~!”

A/N: aaah finally an e’last request fgfg I’ve never seen anyone who writes for them either lol, tbh i wasnt sure there was even any e’last fans here dkdkj 

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A - Aftercare In’s idea of aftercare literally just consists of a big ‘ol cuddle lol. Just laying together and talking, laughing, just generally being cute dkdkdj

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner) On himself, he likes his mouth. He’s confident in his skills with his lips and he knows how much you like them too. On his partner he likes their stomach, he loves keeping his hands on the soft skin of your lower stomach as you ride him. He also thinks it looks super pretty covered in his cum oop.

C - Cum Kinda just like, lets it happen lol. He prefers to cum inside you just bc it feels more sweet and romantic to him lol, but it’s not something he’s too bothered with. As well as almost asking for permission to cum, he’ll ask you where you want him to cum so it all depends where you want it lol. “can i cum, please...where? Where do you want it? Can I-?”

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Mans wishes he was more dominant than he actually is. But he just doesn’t think he has it in him to be totally that way. Sometimes he wants to see you the whimpering mess he often ends up as, but he just cant do it. Or at least not seriously lol

E - Experience I mean...idk. He doesn’t strike me as someone who’s had a whole lot of experience but the man is 25 years old lol so he’s probably had some. I feel like, enough to know what he’s doing but he’s not gonna have tried everything he’s wanted to.

F - Favourite Position Mans a subby boi, so he likes it when you take control. He loves having you ride him; just keep him pinned down and maybe tie his wrists to the headboard too oop. There are times when he’s a bit more in control and he loves just snapping his hips into you from behind, but that’s usually when he’s just like, super needy and just needs to cum. 

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc) I dont think In is someone who could be 100% serious like...ever. He’s just so smiley and full of love I think that would definitely cross over into the bedroom. He just has such a sweet air to him that even when he’s like in the zone, he still likes to keep things light-hearted and fun. 

H - Hair (how well groomed are they) Super well groomed; aaaaalmost bare but not quite

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect) He’s not not intimate...if that counts for anything lol. He tends to like things to be more light and fun. He doesn't like the atmosphere to be too heavy. 

J - Jack Off (Masturbation) I’d say pretty often tbh. Whenever he does get the urge, even if its in the middle of the day, he gets so needy he has to go and take care of himself. Like he can’t focus on anything else until he’s moved his brain out of his dick and back into his head lol.

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks) As I said before lol. This man is a sub; not 100% however, but like 9 times out of 10 he just wants to be totally under your control. He’s a well behaved sub though, he thrives on praise. Tell him how well he’s doing, how good he makes you feel and he’ll be a whimpery mess in no time. 

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do) Prefers to keep things within the bedroom largely for privacies sake. But if you had your own place to yourselves, I think he’d like be open to doing it literally anywhere lol. 

M - Motivation (What turns them on) Praise praise praise. Even in the most innocent of settings, just hearing “You’re doing so well!” “You’re so good at this!” just makes his brain go into obedient sub mode lmao like “yes...I am good, let me be good for you”

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs) He’s not into anything involving pain, either giving or receiving. It’s just something he doesn’t see the point in. Like “why tf would you wanna hurt someone you’re supposed to be making feel good?” He just doesn’t get it.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) When receiving, he honestly just turns to total jelly like, no matter what position y’all started in, he’ll end up laying on his back with his hand in your hair, just...a mess. When giving, he’ll start off a little shyly, but the second he starts to get a reaction from you, or if you give him some praise, he’ll go all in. He has zero shame in making the most lewd noises against you, he’ll keep going until the only thing you can say is his name. Honestly makes his ego swell like no other lol.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc) It depends if he’s in sub mode or not lol. When you're taking control he likes it on the more slower side, like, much more kinda...sensual and deep movement lol. On the fewer occasions he’s not in sub mode, his pace is kinda erratic, like, short sharp thrusts, getting harder as he gets closer to finishing.

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) Loooooves them. Boy gets so needy so quickly sometimes he just needs to take you both away somewhere and go at it lol. Even then he needs you to take control, hell be asking “please, please let me cum” “I need to cum fuck please”. Lowkey though, having you edge him in a situation like this is such a guilty pleasure of his too.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?) Oh absolutely, for sure. He’ll give anything a go if it piques his interest enough lol. More often than not he’ll be the one who will bring things up to you that he wants to try, he’s probably got like a list of things that he’s slowly checking off that he wants to try lmao

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc) He’s probably a one and done kinda guy lol. You might get a second round out of him but you’d have to give him a decent amount of time in between lmao

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?) A big fan of sensory deprivation kinda toys; blindfolds, restraints etc. He’ll use them on you if you ask him to but he really loves being the one who's being restrained.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) There are times when he wants to tease you, but he’s just really not very good at it lol. 

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make) Quiet little whimpery type noises, he’s quite shy about them so he usually buries his face in your neck or comes in for a kiss so they're not as loud. But jokes on him bc they're so v v pretty ;((((

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon) There have only been a handful of times he’s tried to be more dominant, and both times have ended in you both just being a laughing mess. He just can’t  take himself seriously like that. Like he’ll have you pinned beneath him, trying to say something dirty but he just can’t get the words out without laughing. Even whilst he’s trying to pound into you, he’s still letting out little giggles bc he can’t quite believe what he’s doing. If you praise him enough though, and tell him how much you like seeing him like this, he might just start getting used to being the one in control lol.

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants) pretty average I’d say, maybe a little smaller, on the slimmer side but lowkey a super pretty pink colour oop

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive) I wouldn’t say its overly high, but when he is in the mood, he gets so so needy. Like he’ll be whiney and grabby, pls give him what he needs ;((

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He wont fall asleep for a good while afterwards tbh. He’ll be so happy and smiley that he’ll just wanna stay up with you forever lol. If he does actually go to sleep, he’ll be sure to wait for you to fall asleep first.

#e'last reactions #e'last smut #choi in smut #choi in reactions #elast reactions #elast smut #elast scenarios #e'last scenarios #choi in scenarios #choi in imagines #kpop smut #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines

[ahtsumu]

cOuNtRy BoY i LoVe YoUuU–– suna rintarou.

GENERAL HEADCANONS

☆ the country boy who isn’t even country omg his family isn’t from the south they just moved there when he was like 2 and he just talks with an accent

☆ suna hates everything about southern culture except hunting

he’s actually REALLY good at hunting bc it’s a very quiet, stealthy thing and there’s nothing this boy loves more than silence lmfao

but he doesn't go very often bc sometimes it’s just too much effort and he just Doesn’t Care 

he’ll just skip school a couple times to hunt during hunting season and pull up later with a whole ass deer in the trunk like “y’all want some food or what”

☆ wears camo unironically i’m so sorry

every time he pulls up in camo atsumu’s like LMFAO Y’ALL SEEN SUNA?

AND SUNA’S STANDING THERE IN HIS CAMO TROUSERS LIKE (¬_¬)

he loves the vibe it gives !! no one knows what he’s going for with the camo but he seems happy with it pls let him live

☆ he’s probably the most un-southern gent you’ll ever meet

doesn’t hold the door open for anyone, doesn’t care for small talk, the biggest rbf in the world LOL

☆ plays cornerback on the football team! it’s definitely not as flashy as the quarterback but he’s insanely fast and strong and is literally the god of defensive plays

tbh he only joined bc it seemed like it’d be a fun way to get Physical without getting in trouble but he turned out pretty mf good at tackling and intercepting passes

☆ suna is the world’s worst student lmfao he barely submits his work on time just to hold onto the minimum GPA he needs to play football

he’s not even dumb !! he’s just so lazy

THE TEACHERS HATE HIM THEY’RE ALL LIKE “young man you best be turnin’ in your work on time nowadays or i promise i’ll call your mother, dagnabit” and he’s just like “aight”

☆ he hates school but the one subject he loves is woodworking

the teacher is just as chill as him and it’s the one class he’ll never skip (even during hunting season!!)

☆ his parents have office/desk jobs but their house sits on a patch of land that they grow some of their own vegetables on

suna never does farm or fieldwork

when his parents tell him to do his chores he’ll just call kita or osamu for help and then watch them from his rocking chair on the porch while sipping on dr. pepper LMAO

atsumu always tags along to chill and watch with suna too 😭💀

☆ has a pretty diverse taste in country music

loves softer artists like john mayer and hunter hayes but also vibes with bro-country like morgan wallen and luke combs

DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER MAKE HIS OWN PLAYLISTS !!! he just downloads atsumu’s and osamu’s and calls it a day LMFAO

DATING HEADCANONS

☆ k so somehow you’re dating suna !! how did that happen ?? no one knows !

everyone’s like tf? except suna lmfao he goes “yeah we’re together what about it”

☆ he’s not a huge sap but he loves you and woodworking so he’s always making you things in class

you get a lot of little wooden birds from him 😭🥰

☆ suna’s a really chill boyfriend so expect a lot of low-effort dates LOL

one day you’re both just chilling in your house and you’re like “hey can we go dancin’ sometime”

he’s like “can’t we do that here”

HE THROWS ON SOME JOHN MAYER IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND SAYS “aight twirl” WITH A SMIRK

☆ your dates look a lot like:

laying at home together

grabbing takeout

mostly just popeyes or kfc bc fried chicken is his weakness

watching drive-in movies !!

he’ll bring your favorite snacks to eat too and you’re like aw how sweet and he’s like “i just felt like eating it don’t read into it too much” HAHAHA

lying down in the backyard to look at lightning bugs

but he’d never suggest it on his own !! you’d have to be like “sunaaaaaa plsssssss”

and then he’d lie down and be thinking “wtf this is so lame”

but then he sees your face all in awe by the little flurry of lights and then he’s like “oh this ain’t too bad” AWW

☆ remember how suna doesn’t make any of his own playlists? yeah he’s not changing that for you

he starts playing atsumu’s playlist of love songs one day in the car and you’re like “omg 🥺for me?” but then he’s like ”lol this ain’t mine don’t get too excited”

tbh he just doesn’t care about that kinda stuff but if you made him a playlist he’d actually be touched <3

☆ listen he might be super lowkey with his affection but if you make him a string bracelet. he’ll never take it off

the boys see this colourful new thing around his wrist and are like “hey what’s THIS ?!!!!!!!!!” and he’s like “nothin’ i just found it in the woods”

but then they see him smile just a bit when he looks at it

and sometimes he looks right at you after

and then they’re like ahhhhhhhhhhhh 😏

#suna rintarou #suna rintarou x reader #suna rintarou hcs #suna rintarou headcanons #haikyuu!!

[whydowelove]

hi! i was hoping to get a match up with the boyz and enhypen if you don’t have too much already! i’m 5ft and a cancer sun, gemini moon, and taurus rising! i love to edit and draw. i have dyed brown hair with a long mullet. i get annoyed super easily, but i can be really clingy if i miss u !! my mbti is infj and i often need my alone time. my favourite colours are red and yellow, id say im really supportive and open minded, im also sensitive and really stubborn. some people say im really soft spoken, gentle and that im really quiet, i love clothes and jewelry especially rings !! oh and my love language is words of affirmation !! thank uu :DD

HiHi !! So Idk a lot abt astrology so this is purely based on my opinion and what member I think would suit u best personality wise ! Also ur hair seems like it would look so cool !!

In The Boyz I ship you with Chanhee !!

Ik what ur thinking rn but hear me out !

So I really love Sunew which is why this is my choice

I think u have a few similar similar traits to Sunwoo

Chanhee and Sunwoo get along and have a really funny friendship

So I think you 2 would have a similar one as well

Probably make a lot of jokes and have those pity arguments that are funny

He’d love that ur on the clingy side tbh

Loves laying on your lap

He doesn’t want u touching his hair that he spent so much time on 🙄

But you still do bc u know he likes it

Literally once he sits up he gets mad and scolds u but he’ll let u play with it when he’s laying down? Idk it makes no sense 🤦‍♀️

Honestly, I feel like you guys would get your hair done together ?

He loves dying is hair as we know and I feel like you probably like doing a lot with yours as well ? If you don’t then my bad 😅

Y’all eat some good ass food

Chanhee will even feed you

He’s like “how is it? Is it good?” While holding the fork and staring at you with big curious eyes

😭😭

he will sing to you !

I REPEAT

HE WILL SING TO YOU

compliment him and tell him how beautiful his voice it istg u better do it 😡

This man will hype you tf up 👏

“Holy s- you look amazing !! I love your hair and necklace!”

I can imagine his expression but idk how to describe it.. uhhhh sorry

He will deff buy cute couple rings !! And a bunch of nice jewelry for you

Especially when he’s abroad, he’ll buy you the really unique, expensive stuff bc he knows you’ll love it

You guys barely argue unless it’s a joke or your in a mood and he’s being sassy or smth

Other than that u guys got a super chill, funny relationship

In Enhypen I ship you with Jay !!

I was gonna chose Jungwon until I really thought abt it

So with Jay I feel like he’s good at dealing with people who are more sensitive and have a short temper

I’m not meaning this is a rude or offensive way I just feel like it wouldn’t be so awkward for him as it might for the others yk ??

I think Jay is just very understanding bc he’s kinda the same

Sometimes the smallest thing can push his buttons and he gets real angry (as we’ve seen)

It’s ok

He just knows how you feel and knows how to comfort you and how to talk to you !!

You support his dreams and his idol life and ur so supportive pls 😭

He appreciates you a lot and when y’all together omg-

I just imagined that y’all are on the couch and he lays his head on your shoulder and you wrap ur arm around him and play with his hair ?

Hope that u can imagine what I’m saying 😭

Another one who will buy you the most expensive , unique jewelry!

He’ll take you to practice just so you can watch him and be with him 😏

Fun times

You guys always compliments each other istg omg

It’s annoying

LOL IM JK ITS CUTE

Ur guy’s dates are probably just shopping for some bomb ass stuff to wear

Y’all with buy the coolest corresponding outfits ever !!!!!

There’s not really any arguments unless he both mad about something and take it out on each other

So maybe one really bad argument a month or smth 😭

(Photos cr to rightful owners)

#the boyz #the boyz ships #chanhee #enhypen jay #enhypen #kpop ships #kpop #enhypen ships

[realcube]

moan in their ear prank with bnha boys 🎵

navi | taglist | masterlist 

all characters aged up!

characters: kirishima, bakugo, hawks & dabi

content warning: heavy sexual references, swearing, choking - minors dni

eijiro kirishima

♡ you were just sitting next to kirishima on couch and then the idea just popped into your head so you just leaned in and..did it

♡ i mean, y’all were in the privacy of your own home and you decided against filming it so what was the worst that could happen ?

♡ he faltered and his eyes popped out of their sockets for a moment-

♡ but then he was like..no...my precious, innocent, sweet, angel s/o would NEVER moan in my ear like that...i must’ve just misheard them

♡ so he felt really bad for a second for mishearing what you said as a moan so he’d turn to look at you with a trembling jaw like, ‘uh- what was that, babe?’

♡ RETRGFYUIKJH mans just gave you permission to lean in and do it again !!!

♡ so you did 

♡ and this time his heart literally skipped a beat bc in his mind he just realised that...oh, my precious, innocent, sweet, angel s/o would moan in my ear like we’re in a porno

♡ he wasn’t ready to accept that fact yet though so he finally choked out his final inquiry, ‘is there something wrong with your throat, baby? do you want me to get you some soothers?’

♡ although that may seem like a kind, caring offer, the sinister and condescending tone in his voice suggested otherwise - he literally just wanted you to tell him that you didn’t moan in his ear like a hoe....

♡ ‘there’s nothing wrong with my throat, kiri.’ you couldn��t help but sigh at how oblivious he was acting, ‘do you want me to do it again?~’ you cooed upon noticing his eyebrows furrowing slowly.

♡ as much as kirishima wanted to pound you till you’re crying for flustering him like that, he forced himself to suppress said urges and instead just crack a honeyed smile, ‘maybe save those beautiful sounds for bed, hm?’

katsuki bakugo

♡ geez you must have some balls if you are willing to try this prank on bakugo

♡ but you don’t even bother try record it bc you know that your phone will be blown to smithereens 

♡ plus, his reaction is for your entertainment only :)

♡ so you approach him at his desk while he is doing paperwork and ruffle his hair like you usually do before leaning down to his ear - except this time, instead muttering something supportive like ‘your doing such a good job, baby’ or ‘shall i cut you some fruit?’, you just moan in the most pornographic way possible

♡ the pen he was holding exploded and ink went every where

♡ he literally just stared into the void for a moment to process what just happened before turning to you and barking profanities, ‘what the fuck was that?! are we living in a porno now?! how damaged is your tiny, little pea br--’

♡ honestly, he wasn’t even mad at you for the action of moaning

♡ he was just mad that you were able to incite a reaction from him - that you were clearly amused by - and how said reaction leaded to him breaking his favourite pen and getting ink all over himself, the wall and the documents he was working on 

♡ at this point, you kinda zoned him out until he nudged your shoulder, asking if you were even listening to him, to which you responded, ‘you’re so rude, bakugo. it was just a little prank. it’s not my fault that you have pen-breaking issues.’

♡ RGFDDTYHGH that only made it worse

♡ not only did you have the audacity to moan in his ear like you were some slut, but now you were calling him by his second name as if y’all haven’t been married for the last two years! like bitch- that’s your second name too now!

♡ you swiftly turned around to leave the room in a huff (to get a cloth in order to clean the mess bakugo made) but he made the mistake of grabbing your shoulder and spinning you around so you could lay your eyes on his bright red face and throbbing erection

♡ ‘who the fuck are you calling ‘bakugo’?! why the hell did i pay for an expensive ass ring if you’re just going to call me ‘bakug--HEY STOP STARING AT MY DICK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?’

♡ anyway *cue rough angry sex*

♡ also y’all are both rich asf so the ink on the walls weren’t really a problem- you just said fuck it and bought a new house 

hawks

♡  y’all prank each other all the time tbh so he’s developed somewhat of an immunity by now

♡ toothpaste oreos he literally smelt it out

♡ when you said another guys’ name in bed he simply fucked you silly till you couldn’t talk anymore <3

♡ and the ‘you could’ve been nicer to me today’ thing, he literally just flipped you of bc hE KNEW IT WAS A PRANK ><

♡ however, he has to admit, you really got him with this one 😳

♡ partially bc he thought you had retired form trying to prank him due to your past failed attempts so this one really came out of no where and caught him off-guard 

♡ which was exactly your plan from the beginning 😈

♡ so you were just sitting across from him at the dinner table, (except he was the only one eating - you just liked to accompany him) scrolling when a tiktok popped up of a girl trying the prank on her girlfriend and you knew it must’ve been a sign from god that you NEED to do this prank on him

♡ so you got up from your chair and casually walked by him to head to your bedroom but not without leaning in to moan in his ear first 

♡ BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU DID NOT THINK IT THROUGH BC HE WAS EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS AND HE STARTED COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND AT FIRST YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FROM SHOCK BUT THEN YOU NOTICED HE WAS LITERALLY CHOKING 

♡ luckily your support course education came in handy and you successfully performed the heimlich maneuver on him 

♡ bitch he was scarred for life after that 

♡ he heard the sounds of an angel ring in his ear and he wasn’t sure if that was you or the ones from heaven that he was boutta meet 

♡ he just kinda just that there are stared into the void like ◉_◉ for an hour after that tbh 

♡ revaluating ALL his life choices

♡ and you thought it was best to just...leave him be 

♡ but anyway once his little crisis was over he blew your back out lol ✨💗

dabi

♡ he’s the only one that’d be chill about it tgfgfhujhnvb

♡ you probably had the idea lingering at the back of your mind and just decided to try it out today bc yk why tf not 

♡ so you crept up behind him while he was sitting on the couch, scrolling through his phone and just did the most anime girl moan you could muster

♡ he’d maybe chuckle if your anime girl impression was pretty accurate but besides that he’d just be like ‘eh, what was that? are you horny? bc you know if you’re horny i’m going to do something about it.’

♡ any excuse to smash

♡ he’d do it on the LOV couch as well he really has no shame 

♡ though on the outside he may look like :/ on the inside he is definitely :)

♡ just bc he is like ‘awh my bbg is actually being forward for once, good for them’ 

♡ and if you are not dtf or pretend then he’ll literally be so confused like ???huh????why would you moan then???? like how dare you???? you did this...for what????

♡ ugh fine he’ll take your cuddles instead 🙄 it’s not like he really really likes them and adores the way your hair smells or anything

♡ but if you let him hit then like tell shiggy that you won't be able to do any villain work in advance bc you won't be able to walk properly for a week after that

♡ he ain’t holding back this time either bc you’re clearly desperate for him

#bnha x you #bnha x reader #bakugou x reader #dabi smut #hawks x gender neutral reader #kirishima headcanon #hawks imagine #katsuki bakugo imagine #dabi imagine #hawks headcanons #hawks x y/n #bakugou imagine #bakugou x you #kirishima fluff #kirishima smut #kirishima x reader #kirishima x gender neutral reader #bakugo fluff #hawks x you #dabi my hero academia #👾nsfw