Outside the gates of Erebor, before the Battle of the Five Armies
Bard, very drunk: Fight me you nerd ass punk.
Thranduil, also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Bard: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch.
Thranduil: Somehow that was worse.
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guys. question. there's horses in lake-town. bard seems comfortable cantering. do the bardlings know how to ride horses, and if so to what degree of skill?
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Bard the Slayer of Smaug - tumblr_no467uON4u1rfrbx8o7_1280
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hmm did thorin and the rest remember, as they were watching Smaug destroy laketown, that literally four of their members, a third of their company, was there?? was thorin just going to let his nephews burn?? was the dragon sickness that bad?
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Then warning trumpets were suddenly sounded, and echoed along the rocky shores.
"The Hobbit" - J. R. R. Tolkien
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