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starry-bi-sky · 3 months

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Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation #its also a shit joke #dpxdc vent #this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke #i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care #it should be said #also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of #bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen #of spiderman #like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich.#she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne

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melancholypancakes · 1 year

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Inspired by super best friends forever shorts

The adventures with Tournn Thordóttir, Tess Lokidóttir, Cassie Lane (Ant-girl) and Kate Bishop (Hawkingbird)

{Scenerio one}

Kate writing in her notebook, being bored then suddenly her phone rings playing the hawkeye theme song.

She answer it and replies, " please tell me something exciting is happening."

"The Scarlet Witch is causing mayhem downtown." Torunn replies

Kate smiles big, "Yes! give me ten minutes. My mom still doesn't know my secret identity yet and i can't sleep out until she's asleep." She says

"Then Ant-girl, Tess and I must proceed without you." Torunn says as Kate rushing "No, no no, no! I'll meet you there, I'll figure something out I'll-" Kate says until Torunn hung up on her.

"Shit!" Kate says as she times how long until her father was asleep.

Kate gets into her suit, grabs her arrows and jumps out the window into her motorcycle.

Kate drives fast, speeding to get through the cars before two trucks crash into each other and she took a right into an alley.

"Damnit!" She curses before she sees a cat, "Oh jeez!" She said as she screeches her tire as she turns the motorcycle and crashes in the dumpsters.

Kate shoots arrow with a string and pulls herself to the roof of a building and starts skipping over roofs.

Kate then goes through apartment rooms running, " hi, I'm sorry!, excuse me!" She says finally jumping out of the building.

Kate then crashes into the lab arra where The Scarlet Witch was.

Kate was out of breathe as she was in a hurry and looks around.

'What did I missed?!" She says as she looks around for her friends and sees no one.

Kate smiles with pride, " Did I get here first?"

She says before she gasp and sees the Scarlet Witch.

Suddenly Torunn, Tess and Ant-girl came crashing in.

The group was finally together, " what took you guys so long?" Kate says smiling as she giggles she was first.

The girls smile and look at Kate, they all charged at the Scarlet Witch for battle.

{Scenerio 2}

Tournn looks upon the satue of her mother, Queen of Asgard

"Mother, Oh great Sif hear my plea that I may not disappoint you as I join my sisters quest to ease the suffering in the world of mortals." She says as she prays.

Tournn hears the giggles and keys jiggling as she opens one eye

"No." Is all she says until her cousin and friends push her to see her grandfather Odin's ship.

Ant-girl smiles as hawkingbird all giggly " see, your grandfather Odin left the keys to his large ship!" Hawkingbird says and Tess smirks.

"And it's ours for the taking~" Tess sings along to her cousin.

Tournn looks at her all serious and says

"No."

"Come on, I never been invisible before and I like to show doctor doom how "secret" his secret lair is." Tess continues she steps into the ship door and steps out.

"With about 50 rolls of TP!" She rejoices.

"No" Torunn says once again, Ant-girl then jumps on the ship.

"Oh c'mon you're the only one who can fly this and I'm just dying for a burrito from MEXICO!" Ant-girl says as she jumps down and holds Torunn arms.

"No." Torunn says as she stares at Ant-woman

"Please~" the girls say in unison with sparkling eyes.

"No"

Please~" the girls say in unison with sparkling eyes once again with their legs up.

"No."

Please~" the girls say in unison with sparkling eyes, kneeling this time and batting their eyes.

"No" Torunn stated and the girls stand up as Tess gets puffy.

"OH, WHY NOT?!" Tess demands an answer as she stomps her foot as her eyes glow green.

Ant-girl and Hawkingbird fall on their butts.

Tournn closes her eyes and opens them,

"because. Such dishonesty is not fit for a future Queen of Asgard, I promised my mother that I would serve as an integrity and strength. So the world of mortals would know what it means to be an Asgardian!" Torunn stares at Tess, Ant-girl, and hawkingbird stare at her in awe.

"Plus, our grandfather would kill me!" Torunn exclaims

Ant-girl, Hawkingbird and Tess fall to their knees begging.

"Oh, come on!!" The girls say in unison and Torunn turns and walks away.

Tess appears next to her, "we could stop war tornation to help starving orphans!" She says as she jiggles the keys.

Ant-girl and Hawkingbird run next to Torunn as well, " with a jet load of burritos~" they said in unison.

Tournn stops and grabs keys from Tess.

Torunn runs into the ship with her cousin and friends

"Let's go!" Torunn exclaims as the girls cheered and, giggled and followed along with Tess carrying 50 rolls of toilet paper.

{Scenerio 3}

Torunn was looking around before saying, "here snake~" and shakes tree before Medusa falls out of tree yelping before growling.

Hawkingbird setting up her arrow bomb while Ant-girl and Tess attack Medusa with kicks and magic.

"I've been thinking since we work so superbly totally awesome together. We should make ourselves official with an official name!" Hawkingbird says exciting as she shoots bomb arrow at Medusa.

Hawkingbird then traps her in a rope and stands on her saying.

"The SBFFS!"

Tess and Ant-girl looks confused and asked, "the "SBFFS"?"

"We are not calling ourselves the super best friends forever, it's STUPID!"

Tournn says rudely as Hawkingbird gets offended.

"Stupid?!" She questions angrily as tournn and her glared at each other.

Tess and Ant-girl are struggling against Medusa with her attacks.

"Um, girls!" Ant-girl yells as Torunn and Hawkingbird looks while tournn grabs Medusa hair until Hawkingbird wraps her legs with ropes.

"It's not stupid, it's totally rad!" Hawkingbird yells at Torunn.

Tournn struggles as she wrestles Medusa, "you don't know who you're messing with "brat" girl!" She yells back.

Hawkingbird gasps, " how dare you mock the sacred name of hawkeye!"

Hawkingbird wraps rope around tournn and herself.

Tess pulls them down with her magic as the girls fought

"If I'm "brat" girl you're "stupid" girl!" Hawkingbird argued

Tess tries to stop the girls from fighting alongside Ant-woman, "stop this at once!" Tess exclaims

"Girls, let's just take a breather-" Ant-girl tries to reason.

"Stop!" Tess yells as Torunn pushes all of them off with her God like strength.

"MAKE ME!!!" Tournn yells as Ant-girl, Hawkingbird and Tess crash into the tree hard and fall into the ground.

Tournn runs to her friends with worry and guilt.

"Oh no!" She says as she covers her mouth but soon Ant-girl groans, Tess moves cracking her bones while Hawkingbird opens her eyes.

"Oh thank Odin's beard!" She says in relief

Ant-girl and Tess rub their heads while Hawkingbird feels dizzy.

Tournn kneels down at her friends while thy sit up and Tess looks at her sadly.

"I'm sorry girls, sometimes I don't know my own strength. I could never hurt you!" She continues.

"You three are my best friends!" She says as Tess holds her hand gently.

"And we'll always will be. Forever." Tess said as she smiled

Ant-girl smiles and puts her hand in their's while they look at Hawkingbird

Tournn looks at her with puppy dog eyes, Hawkingbird closes her arms until she puts her hand out on the girls hand.

Hawkingbird then smiles before it turns into a goofy grin.

"And we're super!! The super best friends forever it's perfect!" She squeals.

Ant-girl smiles while Torunn and Tess feels uneasy.

Tess is confused while tournn mentally slaps herself as the girls sit on Medusa and she groans.

{Scenerio 4}

Abomination throws police car in the air nearly almost crushing civilians.

Tournn catches the police car, "Hey Abomination didn't anybody tell you the freaks come out at night!" Tournn says as she flies putting the car down and joining her team.

Ant-girl, Hawkingbird, Tess Lokidóttir and Tournn Thordóttir, "Prepare for battle monster one. You face the defeat at the hands of the SBFFS!" Tess says with pride.

Tournn face palms, Abomination growls as he grips on light pole tightly nearly ripping it apart and holding it up in the air.

The girls are in fighting positions as Torunn holds her hammer, Tess using her magic, Ant-girl preparing for her size move and Hawkingbird aiming her arrows.

Then suddenly the Abomination drops light pole a yells " ABOMINATION NO FIGHT GIRLS!"

The girls hair gets messy, "WHAT?!" Torunn yelled in shocked.

"We fight as well as any man!" Tess says angrily and quite offended.

"Just because we're girls doesn’t mean can't fight and we don't live up to your standards?!" Ant-girl huffs in anger as Hawkingbird has a puppy dog mopping face.

"Abomination no fight girls." He says as he turns away, walking away.

Tournn then has an idea, "I know" she says as the girls look at her confused.

"Hey, Abomination! Where are you headed, to eat some BraIns!" She mocks him as he growls.

"You should take an umbrella, it looks like Blehh!" Hawkingbird mocks.

"What's the matter afraid of the LIVING" Ant-girl mocks as well and Torunn giggles.

Tess looks confused and says, " Girls these insults are inappropriate I suggest we immediately ReFRain!"

Abomination growls as his temper rise and the girls laugh and ready to fight Abomination.

Abominationsays once again " ABOMINATION NO FIGHT GIRLS!" and continues to walk away as Torunn flies next to him.

" C'mon! It'll be fun!" Torunn tries to says for the monster to fight them.

The girls begin hold his leg, "please!" Ant-girl and Hawkingbird begged in usion.

"We'll let you almost win!" Tess begged, Abomination kicks them off.

"Abomination no fight girls." He says as the girls feel defeated and sit up before Tess has an idea.

"Girls! Let us strive to be better than this mosnter." She continues

"Abomination may no fight girls but we-" She gets cut off by her cousin as she figures out what she going to say.

"Are opportunity butt kickers!" Torunn rejoices as Torunn throes her hammer at Abomination.

Following, Tess blasting Abomination, Hawkingbird shooting bomb arrows at Abomination and Ant-girl turning into a small size before kicking Abomination in her regular size.

The girls happily walk away as they beat up Abomination.

He groans and mumbles, "Abomination reconsidering fighting girls..."

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