Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.
Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Tony: I feel a strange emotion towards you guys
Steve: Respect?
Tony: god no.
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tony: you can do ANYTHING with money!
y/n: oMg LIES
tony: ok then. name me something mony CANNOT buy
y/n: free stuff
tony: ??????
y/n: BRO HOW CAN YOU BUY IT IF IT'S FREE ??
yelena: that is true comrade
y/n: think about it, free samples are just a gift from the store
peter: try-to-buy
kate: essentially a netflix subscription but with food
y/n: yuh huh, and if you decide it wasn't poggers....
yelena: you give it back to the store.....
bucky who was minding his business: *realizes* YOU UNSUBSCRIBE :0!!!!!!
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Peter: What's your favorite holiday?
Bucky: Halloween
Peter: Omg me too I love the candy!
Bucky: It's the only time a year I could be someone else, and it's not called mental illness.
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Imagine #006
Loki learning about ai and using ai assisted tools to create deep fakes of the Avengers. They have an anon account on social media where they post wild Avengers conspiracy theories.
It wouldn't have been a problem if it weren't so close to home. Now all the Avengers spend the time between their mission to try and find who is running the account!
What stories would Loki tell?
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Peter parkers origin story but told in the form of an americas got talent narraration
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Peter showing MJ around the Avengers tower
Peter: And over here we have Bucky
Bucky:
Peter: He could start a fight in an empty house, but deep down he's just a big old teddy bear
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