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#canon quote meme
fierymcmes · 2 years
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Send ❝quote❞ for receiver’s canon line / a starter based around receiver’s canon line.
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nerdynuala · 1 month
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Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!
Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?
Vox: You can’t do both?
Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.
Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?
Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?
Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!
Alastor: HA! No I’m not.
Vox: Yes you are!
Alastor: No I’m not.
Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?
Alastor: Lucifer.
Vox: No he doesn’t!
Alastor: Susan.
Vox: WHO?!
Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.
Vox: What?!
Alastor: I like to fight around!
Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!
Alastor: Susan.
Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?
Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”
Vox: What?
Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.
Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*
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luciuscodedswedeboy · 6 months
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liesmultixxx · 2 months
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percy: whenever annabeth talks about her past, i sort of feel… uncomfortable? no, the word i’m looking for is jealous.
also percy: wHY dOeS annAbEtH aCt sO wEiRd wHeN i’M wiTH rAcHeL
👁️👄👁️
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fox-guardian · 5 months
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read a fic recently that had an interaction like
sasha: tim get like one social media PLEASE I am BEGGING
tim: I have linkedin?
and I cannot describe the Joy I felt reading that. they get it.
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velidewrites · 7 months
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Cassian: *reading a newspaper* Headline: BREAKING: The Night Court's spymaster and Eris Vanserra reportedly spotted in gay bar Cassian: Okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now
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harringroveera · 6 months
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No no, Billy got a point
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chickentenderx · 16 days
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Legolas: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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sticks-and-stonesmc · 8 months
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This meme might have more lore than i intended but i cant not post this
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)
You: Father...Am I ugly?
Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡
Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?
Odin: Yes, very much.
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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.
Brunhilde: Here let me do it.
You:...Don't be mean about it, though.
Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*
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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child
You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?
Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?
You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.
Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?
You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?
Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?
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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A
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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.
You: Whose Shiva?
Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!
Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*
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vngful · 9 months
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Angel, scrolling through his phone: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Husk, walks in covered with ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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everlastingautumn23 · 10 months
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Cedric: *flirts with Harry*
Draco and Crabbe: *watch them*
Crabbe: You're awfully quiet, Draco
Draco: Nobody plans a murder out loud
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